ufo turtles vs Second Massachusetts (2910 views)

fi nila
fi homppi
fi rapusti
pl mlekozaurus
pl Uncle
pl Luki
09.12.14 22:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth UFOTURTLES niLaaaaaa 105 kills
Killing Spree UFOTURTLES niLaaaaaa 5 frags without being killed
Accountant UFOTURTLES niLaaaaaa 142% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! UFOTURTLES niLaaaaaa 18 gibs
...and stay dead! UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI 32% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning UFOTURTLES niLaaaaaa 99 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! SMS|6loskds 14 SPAM kills
Fragstealer UFOTURTLES niLaaaaaa 173 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI 289 damage per frag
What objective? UFOTURTLES niLaaaaaa 579 XP
Red Shirt SMS.Luki 99 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore UFOTURTLES niLaaaaaa 164 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut SMS|6loskds 5 team kills
Gingerbread man UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI 32 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
SMS.Luki4832348998012210686128011610/12/044/723/722312938
SMS. Uncle442794397401218996141664060/03/440/651/820914629
SMS|6loskds79440637811252411310104746490/00/054/5114/218013146
SMS561042154274232767309923744112160/05/0138/5118/220413538
UFOMULDERS 100NISTI88403677617032412343100783811/03/063/500/318413346
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI392953486111432731888484540/00/427/4311/8215102313
UFOTURTLES niLaaaaaa142579105741800261778012066940/01/199/465/616916354
UFO87127720623646178237441309929291/04/1189/4616/618913348
Player Summary for et_ufo_final
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS.Luki62541016000619492130760/00/010/100/0KD/DKKK/DK/KDK/D/KDD/KDKDD
SMS. Uncle5340815000615032050400/00/18/80/0DK/DD/DK/DK/KK/KDDK/DKD
SMS|6loskds1301021310200624261373180/00/011/42/0DDDK/K/KKKK//KKK/K/KKKD
SMS82196314120018587855531340/00/129/222/0
UFOMULDERS 100NISTI646591430031963181800/01/08/110/0KKD/KK//KDDDDDKDKDDDDKK
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI2259291101976145900/00/02/70/1S/KDDDDDKDDD
UFOTURTLES niLaaaaaa85721214200226142601400/00/012/110/1KDKKD/DKDKDKDDKDDKDKD/KDKK
UFO571962337610655535878400/01/022/290/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS.Luki234841720021415218700/00/04/140/1DDD/DDKKDD/DDDDDKDDDK
SMS. Uncle3849513000210452165540/00/05/100/1DDDD/K/DDKDKDKDDDK
SMS|6loskds58767123102171516721530/00/07/100/0DKDKD/DD/DKDKKDKDKDS
SMS4017316425106417560242070/00/016/340/2
UFOMULDERS 100NISTI83571012101519011414350/00/011/70/0K///KKDKKK/K/DKDDDKDTKD
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI63577112009109469300/00/06/21/0/KK///K//K/KDK//KD
UFOTURTLES niLaaaaaa158100191230053029206800/00/018/81/0KKDKKKDK/K/KKDDKDK/KDDKKKKKK/K/X
UFO10121436356011960244175350/00/035/172/0
Player Summary for erdenberg_t1
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS.Luki2462833100627273402180/00/08/260/3/DKKDK//DDDDDKXDDDDKDDDD/D/KDKDDDDKXDDD/DDD
SMS. Uncle27668292004194841021300/00/18/200/4DDDDDDDKDK/DDDKDDKDD/D/DDDDKDKDD/KKDD
SMS|6loskds721001622202826262896520/00/015/133/1DDK/KD/KKD/K/TKDKKKDDK//DDDK/KDTKDKD/KDK
SMS412283284502187301104002000/00/131/593/8
UFOMULDERS 100NISTI2091342311600233412392770/01/022/90/1K/KKKKDKKKKDKDK/KKKDKDKKKKDDDKKDKKX
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI5054132660312198921324050/00/06/1110/3/KDD/DK/K/KDT/DDD/KK//D/DK/KKK/KD/KDTKDTDD
UFOTURTLES niLaaaaaa1661493018500950702777180/00/029/91/2K/KDDK/KDKK/KDDXKDKKKK/KKDKK/KK/K/KKK/K/KDKDKKKXKK
UFO14233766551703231040073015000/01/057/2911/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS.Luki8283141730072577247300/11/012/91/1DK//DDKX/DKK/K/KDKKK//KKDKKKDDDD
SMS. Uncle52481121101420922964380/00/111/151/1DDDDDK/D/KDDKDKK/DDDD/TKKDKKDKDKD
SMS|6loskds8310315184116247218882470/00/09/117/1/KK/DKDK/DKKSTK/KKKDD/D/KKKDKXDKDDD
SMS72234405681217714173252850/11/132/359/3
UFOMULDERS 100NISTI5486132450210262925502191/01/013/120/2/DK/DKT/KKDKD//D/DKKDDK/DD/KDKDD/KDKTK/
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI1254324001613272452310/00/04/160/3K/TDD/X//DDDDDDDDDDDD/KDDD/KD
UFOTURTLES niLaaaaaa146124221540073369213900/00/121/71/2KKXK/K//KKDK/KKDKDKKKDKKD/DDKK/KDK/KKKX
UFO71264386390323732571412501/01/138/351/7
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS.Luki713257000110281257360/01/04/50/0KDDKDDKKDKD/
SMS. Uncle7540680002107811931440/01/15/50/0DDDK/KDKDDKK/K
SMS|6loskds66326900011079135000/00/06/60/0KDDDKDDK/KKDKDD
SMS7110417240004318538001800/02/115/160/0
UFOMULDERS 100NISTI85346700031477763500/00/03/40/0KKK/D/KK/DDKD
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI2538281001616114300/00/22/50/0DK/DDDDKDD
UFOTURTLES niLaaaaaa17176127200117071279360/01/011/60/0DKKKKKDKKDDKK/DKKDK
UFO941482022300538003185860/01/216/150/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS.Luki77447920109901352310/00/06/82/2DDDKXKKDDDKKDTDDKK
SMS. Uncle453651110031330169200/02/03/70/2KKDXK//KDDDD/KDDD
SMS|6loskds852767002199212951790/00/06/72/0DTTKDKD/KKDKDXKD
SMS6910718273034331243392100/02/015/224/4
UFOMULDERS 100NISTI75276820011032114100/00/06/70/0DKK/KDDKDKDKDD
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI87337810031316969180/00/27/20/1DDDKKDKDK/KK/K/
UFOTURTLES niLaaaaaa1255810820021991120200/00/08/52/1KKK/DDKKKDKD/KKDKD
UFO961182324500643393312180/00/221/142/2

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Player Chats
[11:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
SMS|6loskds [11:27]: LOL ?
SMS|6loskds [11:26]: REALLY?
[11:07]: Allies have breached the side entrance!
[10:51]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
[10:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:54]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI [9:08]: gtfo faggot
[7:52]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI [6:28]: :D
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI [6:28]: :D
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI [6:28]: :D
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI [6:28]: :D
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI [6:28]: :D
[6:26]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
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UFOMULDERS 100NISTI [6:26]: girlpowers
[6:26]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[6:26]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[6:26]: FIGHT!
[5:16]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[2:34]: Allies Transmitted the UFO Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:27
[9:05]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:39]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
[5:38]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:34]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
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[5:34]: FIGHT!
[5:20]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
SMS|6loskds [4:27]: gib?
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI [4:23]: gib gib
SMS|6loskds [4:17]: ufff
[0:10]: Allies Transmitted the UFO Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:18 (original: 9:27)
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI [Warmup]: u can continue ur inbred traditions later, play now
[10:45]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:02]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
[9:50]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:39]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[9:39]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
UFOMULDERS 100NISTI [9:39]: staminaaa
[9:39]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
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[9:39]: FIGHT!
[9:16]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
[8:52]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:48]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
SMS|6loskds [7:44]: XD
SMS|6loskds [7:44]: XD
[0:32]: The East Flak88 has been destroyed!
[0:32]: Both Flak88 guns have been destroyed!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:28
SMS|6loskds [10:35]: really?
[10:22]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:21]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[10:18]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:16]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[10:14]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
UFOMULDERS 100NISTI [10:01]: report cunt
[9:38]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
[9:31]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
UFOMULDERS 100NISTI [9:18]: got rekt
[8:20]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:04]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
SMS|6loskds [5:34]: FUCK
SMS|6loskds [5:33]: FUCK
[5:28]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
SMS|6loskds [5:24]: XD
SMS|6loskds [5:24]: XD
SMS|6loskds [5:21]: DAMN GIRL
[4:56]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:26]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
[3:05]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:01]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI [2:00]: GG
[1:46]: The East Flak88 has been destroyed!
[1:45]: Both Flak88 guns have been destroyed!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:44 (original: 11:28)
UFOMULDERS 100NISTI [Warmup]: spekhul taktiks?
SMS. Uncle [Warmup]: morda bocie
UFOMULDERS 100NISTI [Warmup]: GO GOGOGO GOTTA GO FAST
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI [Warmup]: rup ffs
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[11:05]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:46]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:46]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:44]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:43]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:42]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:28]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[10:08]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:53]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:47]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[9:29]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:11]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:07]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:48]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:43]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:42]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:28]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:28]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI [Intermission]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:31
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI [Intermission]: :DDDDDDDDd
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI [Countdown]: voit pakata veitsesi ja poistua
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI [Countdown]: :D
[3:46]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
SMS|6loskds [3:24]: xd
[2:57]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[2:52]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[2:49]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[2:07]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[2:07]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[1:58]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:23]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:17]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:04]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:44]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:35]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:34]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
UFOMULDERS 100NISTI [0:27]: voitte pakata veitsenne
[0:22]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI [0:10]: GG
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:31)
UFOMULDERS 100NISTI [Intermission]: take a bandade for your headwounds
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI [Intermission]: ggwp
[Intermission]: SMS.Luki disconnected
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI [Intermission]: =)
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI [Intermission]: fun game
[Intermission]: SMS. Uncle disconnected
[Intermission]: UFOMULDERS 100NISTI disconnected
[Intermission]: UFOTURTLES niLaaaaaa disconnected
[Intermission]: SMS|6loskds disconnected

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