ufo turtles vs Second Massachusetts (2910 views)
nila
homppi
rapusti
homppi
rapusti
mlekozaurus
Uncle
Luki
Uncle
Luki
09.12.14 22:00 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | UFOTURTLES niLaaaaaa | 105 kills |
Killing Spree | UFOTURTLES niLaaaaaa | 5 frags without being killed |
Accountant | UFOTURTLES niLaaaaaa | 142% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | UFOTURTLES niLaaaaaa | 18 gibs |
...and stay dead! | UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI | 32% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | UFOTURTLES niLaaaaaa | 99 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | SMS|6loskds | 14 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | UFOTURTLES niLaaaaaa | 173 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI | 289 damage per frag |
What objective? | UFOTURTLES niLaaaaaa | 579 XP |
Red Shirt | SMS.Luki | 99 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI | 13 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | UFOTURTLES niLaaaaaa | 164 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | SMS|6loskds | 5 team kills |
Gingerbread man | UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI | 32 /kills |
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[11:44]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
SMS|6loskds [11:27]: | LOL ? |
SMS|6loskds [11:26]: | REALLY? |
[11:07]: | Allies have breached the side entrance! |
[10:51]: | Allies have breached the main entrance! |
[10:01]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[9:54]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI [9:08]: | gtfo faggot |
[7:52]: | Allied team has dropped the UFO documents! |
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI [6:28]: | :D |
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI [6:28]: | :D |
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI [6:28]: | :D |
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI [6:28]: | :D |
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI [6:28]: | :D |
[6:26]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[6:26]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[6:26]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[6:26]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[6:26]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
[6:26]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
[6:26]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
[6:26]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
[6:26]: | Match resuming in 120 seconds! |
[6:26]: | Match resuming in 105 seconds! |
[6:26]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[6:26]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[6:26]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[6:26]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[6:26]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[6:26]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[6:26]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[6:26]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
UFOMULDERS 100NISTI [6:26]: | girlpowers |
[6:26]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[6:26]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[6:26]: | FIGHT! |
[5:16]: | Allied team has dropped the UFO documents! |
[2:34]: | Allies Transmitted the UFO Documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 9:27 |
[9:05]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:39]: | Allies have breached the main entrance! |
[5:38]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[5:34]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
[5:34]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[5:34]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[5:34]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[5:34]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
[5:34]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
[5:34]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[5:34]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[5:34]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[5:34]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[5:34]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[5:34]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[5:34]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[5:34]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[5:34]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[5:34]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[5:34]: | FIGHT! |
[5:20]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
SMS|6loskds [4:27]: | gib? |
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI [4:23]: | gib gib |
SMS|6loskds [4:17]: | ufff |
[0:10]: | Allies Transmitted the UFO Documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 9:18 (original: 9:27) |
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI [Warmup]: | u can continue ur inbred traditions later, play now |
[10:45]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:02]: | Main Gate has been destroyed! |
[9:50]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:39]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[9:39]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
UFOMULDERS 100NISTI [9:39]: | staminaaa |
[9:39]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[9:39]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[9:39]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
[9:39]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[9:39]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[9:39]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[9:39]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[9:39]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[9:39]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[9:39]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[9:39]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[9:39]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[9:39]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[9:39]: | FIGHT! |
[9:16]: | The West Flak88 has been destroyed! |
[8:52]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[8:48]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
SMS|6loskds [7:44]: | XD |
SMS|6loskds [7:44]: | XD |
[0:32]: | The East Flak88 has been destroyed! |
[0:32]: | Both Flak88 guns have been destroyed! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 11:28 |
SMS|6loskds [10:35]: | really? |
[10:22]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:21]: | The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker! |
[10:18]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:16]: | The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker! |
[10:14]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
UFOMULDERS 100NISTI [10:01]: | report cunt |
[9:38]: | Main Gate has been destroyed! |
[9:31]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
UFOMULDERS 100NISTI [9:18]: | got rekt |
[8:20]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[8:04]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
SMS|6loskds [5:34]: | FUCK |
SMS|6loskds [5:33]: | FUCK |
[5:28]: | Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post! |
SMS|6loskds [5:24]: | XD |
SMS|6loskds [5:24]: | XD |
SMS|6loskds [5:21]: | DAMN GIRL |
[4:56]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[3:26]: | The West Flak88 has been destroyed! |
[3:05]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[3:01]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI [2:00]: | GG |
[1:46]: | The East Flak88 has been destroyed! |
[1:45]: | Both Flak88 guns have been destroyed! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 9:44 (original: 11:28) |
UFOMULDERS 100NISTI [Warmup]: | spekhul taktiks? |
SMS. Uncle [Warmup]: | morda bocie |
UFOMULDERS 100NISTI [Warmup]: | GO GOGOGO GOTTA GO FAST |
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI [Warmup]: | rup ffs |
[11:16]: | Allies have damaged the West Wall |
[11:05]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[10:46]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[10:46]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[10:44]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[10:43]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[10:42]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
[10:28]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[10:08]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[9:53]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[9:47]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[9:29]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[9:11]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[9:07]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[8:48]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[7:43]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[7:42]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[7:28]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[7:28]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI [Intermission]: | :D |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 4:31 |
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI [Intermission]: | :DDDDDDDDd |
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI [Countdown]: | voit pakata veitsesi ja poistua |
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI [Countdown]: | :D |
[3:46]: | Allies have damaged the West Wall |
SMS|6loskds [3:24]: | xd |
[2:57]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[2:52]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[2:49]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[2:07]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[2:07]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[1:58]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[1:23]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[1:17]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[1:04]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[0:44]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[0:35]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[0:34]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
UFOMULDERS 100NISTI [0:27]: | voitte pakata veitsenne |
[0:22]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI [0:10]: | GG |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:31) |
UFOMULDERS 100NISTI [Intermission]: | take a bandade for your headwounds |
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI [Intermission]: | ggwp |
[Intermission]: | SMS.Luki disconnected |
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI [Intermission]: | =) |
UFOTURTLES HONPPIPINPPI [Intermission]: | fun game |
[Intermission]: | SMS. Uncle disconnected |
[Intermission]: | UFOMULDERS 100NISTI disconnected |
[Intermission]: | UFOTURTLES niLaaaaaa disconnected |
[Intermission]: | SMS|6loskds disconnected |
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