Double Dutch Dragons vs turbot (7851 views)

pl Abject
pl hunter
pl WuT
fi Statti
fi Swanidius
fi vokki


CyberGamer EU ET Season 2
3on3 Division 1
Grand Final

fi TURBOAPINAT has to win twice!

Bracket - #cg.et - Rules
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth draak Abj 97 kills
Killing Spree draak Abj 10 frags without being killed
Accountant draak Abj 128% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! draak Abj 31 gibs
...and stay dead! draak Abj 32% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning draak Abj 94 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! TURBOT Swanidius<3woott 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer draak WuT 176 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! TURBOT VOKKI 267 damage per frag
What objective? draak WuT 618 XP
Red Shirt TURBOT VOKKI 110 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? TURBOT VOKKI 14 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore draak Abj 172 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut draak Abj 4 team kills
Gingerbread man draak Abj 24 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott81572841041800151537715794720/00/675/829/218315236
TURBOT VOKKI464925111010011112658156772400/03/747/902/3248143314
TURBOT ^WSTATTI674457010313211113763166201130/03/464/834/319715849
TURBOT 64150920531741223741798480914250/06/4186/8315/3209151310
draak hunter894629210321012015751158561020/05/385/743/717115486
draak Abj128599977631042417079129441790/06/194/501/1176170105
draak WuT97618899124102115261129981340/06/279/654/717114177
draak 103167927827076156548091417984150/017/2258/658/717315586
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott501161224400031463927180/00/012/230/1KDDKDDDDDKDKDDDDKKKDDDDKDKDKDKDDDDKD
TURBOT VOKKI23878340002286839231040/01/37/280/1KKDDDKDDDDDDKD/KDDDKK/DDDDDDDDDDDDDKDDDDDD
TURBOT ^WSTATTI37791129210629564167180/00/110/191/2KDDDDDDD//K/DKK/DKDDK/DDDDK/DKDKSDKDKDDD
TURBOT 37282318761088970120171400/01/429/701/4
draak hunter136112261930083837324100/01/024/111/0DDKKDK/K/KK/KD/DKKKKD/KDDK/KDK/KK/KDKDKKKKKKK
draak Abj10911623211000113855259900/00/122/91/0DDKKK//K/KDKD/DKDKK/K/KKKK/K/KDKDK/KK/KDK/KD
draak WuT1611582918900843253130580/03/024/92/1/KKKKKD/KK/KKKKK/K/K/DKDDKDDKKKKKKKDDKKDKDK/K/K
draak 1353867858220027120178970580/04/170/294/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott7084121700042385262600/00/112/110/1DK/KDKD/KDK/KDDDK/KKDDKKDKDDD
TURBOT VOKKI76751317200322552476180/01/211/121/0D/K/DKDKD/KDKDKDDDDKDDKKKKKDDK
TURBOT ^WSTATTI113951715200124712486180/02/114/131/0KKDKD/KDKKKKKDKKDKDKDDKKKKDDDDDD
TURBOT 862544249400871117588360/03/437/362/1
draak hunter70781217500320172422180/00/112/120/1DDKK/DKK/KDKDDDDKKDK/KDDKDDKD
draak Abj10790141330012958218800/03/011/110/1KDDKDDD/KKDKKKKKDDDKDKDKDKK
draak WuT83104151861022613250100/01/213/141/0KDKKDS/DDDDKDKDDDKKDDKDKDDKDKK/KKK
draak 8727241481410675887111180/04/336/371/2
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott1271482822800741063309180/00/125/143/0DKK/KDKKDKDDDKK/KDKKDKDKDKK/KKDKD/KK/KKK/K/DKKDKKD
TURBOT VOKKI541281222300328023612760/00/012/200/0KKDDDDDKDDDDDKXK/DDKDK/KDKDKD/DDKDK
TURBOT ^WSTATTI771081418511227753052770/01/013/151/0K/KDDDDDKDKSTKDKDKKDDKDKDDKKK/KDD
TURBOT 863845462161112968399731710/01/150/494/0
draak hunter54741324601429443409120/00/114/170/2KDKDDK/KK/DKDDDKDDDKTDDKDKKDDDDD/K/DKD
draak Abj1661672515802238653385350/01/026/130/0TTDK/KKKKKKKKKK/DKKDKKDKDKKDKDKDKKDKDKDKDD
draak WuT471141123100231642889180/00/011/220/2XXDDDDKDDKDKKDDDDK//KDKXDDDKDDDDKDKDK
draak 8935549621503899739683650/01/151/520/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott107911514400225302107360/00/111/114/0DDKKDDKDKKDDKD/KK/KDKKDKDKDKK
TURBOT VOKKI6089610200121892176180/01/14/81/0DKDDKDK/KDDDDKKD
TURBOT ^WSTATTI6861131910022617298700/00/213/150/0DDDKDDDDKDDKKDDKDKDDDKKK/DKK/KKD
TURBOT 782413443700573367270540/01/428/345/0
draak hunter72741318000224252898180/02/111/130/3KKDDKDKDKDKDDK/DKDXDK/DKDDKKKDDD
draak Abj100951313501429692370420/01/013/90/0KKKDKKK/KK/DK/DKT/KKDKDDDDD
draak WuT100851212200318762068580/01/011/70/2KKKDKD/KK/KDDDDKKK/DKDDK
draak 9125438437019727073361180/04/135/290/5
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott508991800011878234800/00/18/171/0DKDDDDKDKKDKD/KDDDDDKDKDDDKX
TURBOT VOKKI458692020111669253360/00/010/170/2DDDDKDDDKDD/KKDDDDDDDKDKDKDKKT
TURBOT ^WSTATTI5578101810002300306900/00/010/170/1KDDDKDKDDDDKDKDKDDDDDDKKDKKD
TURBOT 50253285630125847795060/00/128/511/3
draak hunter135822317600331622490360/01/020/142/0KKDKKKDDKKDKDKKDDKDKDKK/K/KDKKKK/KKDDKDD
draak Abj160821610300424341755760/00/016/60/0KKKKK/KDKKDDKKDK/D/KKKK/KD
draak WuT11594151330052354160200/00/014/71/1K/K/DKKKK/DKKK/KKK/KDDKDDDDK
draak 1372585440120012795058471120/01/050/273/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott88448920011332147700/00/27/61/0KDKDDDKKDKK/KDKDD
TURBOT VOKKI4227371001875957180/00/13/50/0DDK/DDKDDK
TURBOT ^WSTATTI1252454200064485900/00/04/41/0KDKDKKDKD
TURBOT 85951620500228513293180/00/314/152/0
draak hunter624258100013661396180/01/04/70/1DKDKDDDKDDKKD
draak Abj15049642012998647260/01/06/20/0KD/KDTK/KKK
draak WuT1006377300192980800/01/06/60/1KK/KKDXKKDDKDDD
draak 1041541819601332932851440/03/016/150/2

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Player Chats
draak WuT [Warmup]: fak ju
TURBOT ^WSTATTI [Countdown]: hf
draak Abj [Countdown]: hf
draak hunter [Countdown]: hf
[8:42]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:24]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:01]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:46]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:29]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:25]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:07]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:59]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:49]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:58]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [Warmup]: I'm Batman
draak Abj [Warmup]: WuT WoW skill :o
TURBOT VOKKI [Warmup]: rup
draak Abj [Warmup]: hunter lvl 100
draak WuT [Warmup]: kappa
TURBOT ^WSTATTI [11:09]: hitboxes
[10:14]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:58]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:51]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:42]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:31]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:15]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:55]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:39]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [5:45]: :D!
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [5:45]: :D!
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [5:44]: :D!
[5:19]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:11]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:39]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:38]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:25]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [3:57]: #rekt
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [3:46]: bad teamplay
TURBOT ^WSTATTI [3:27]: how in fuck could you hit vokki abj when me and swani were blocking him on defuse?
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [3:22]: gg
draak Abj [3:17]: DUNNO
[3:11]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [Intermission]: magic
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:48 (original: 12:00)
TURBOT ^WSTATTI [Intermission]: should be impossible
draak Abj [Intermission]: "hitboxes in et"
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [Warmup]: I was even jumping in front of him
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [Warmup]: I'm Batman
draak WuT [Warmup]: are we playing phase cup match today?
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [Countdown]: Janny<3
draak WuT [Countdown]: oh please
TURBOT VOKKI [Countdown]: all of them
TURBOT ^WSTATTI [Countdown]: if you make fast time
draak WuT [Countdown]: let me play wow
[10:24]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:21]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:51]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:24]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:48]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[8:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:18]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:16]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:40]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:32]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:28]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:30]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:16]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[5:12]: The Tank has been damaged!
[2:48]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[0:21]: Axis have returned the objective!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [Warmup]: 30 hs while statti and vokki under 10 gg
TURBOT VOKKI [Warmup]: I have 11
TURBOT ^WSTATTI [Warmup]: only 300shots
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[10:28]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:25]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:16]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [9:07]: gg double fh confirmed
[9:02]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:54]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:59]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:47]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:44]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
draak WuT [7:17]: ...
draak WuT [7:16]: ja pierdole
draak WuT [7:14]: rozkurwie ci ryj
[6:41]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:05]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[3:50]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:09 (original: 12:00)
TURBOT ^WSTATTI [Intermission]: game says no hs -> shoot only bodyshots
draak WuT [Intermission]: maplist
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [7:58]: stamina.
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [7:55]: need some
[7:15]: Allies capture the factory district!
[6:36]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[6:35]: The side gate has been built!
[6:05]: Allies have destroyed the Side Door!
[5:18]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
TURBOT ^WSTATTI [5:16]: :S
[5:08]: The side gate has been destroyed!
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [3:44]: fragmovie
[1:07]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[1:07]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[1:07]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[1:07]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[1:07]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[1:07]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:53
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[8:10]: Allies capture the factory district!
[8:08]: Axis recapture the factory district!
[8:05]: Allies capture the factory district!
[8:03]: Axis recapture the factory district!
[8:02]: Allies capture the factory district!
[7:24]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
TURBOT ^WSTATTI [4:08]: gg
[3:55]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:55]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:55]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:55]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:55]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:55]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:58 (original: 8:53)
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [Intermission]: so phase cup no
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [Intermission]: now|
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [Intermission]: *
TURBOT ^WSTATTI [Intermission]: smoke break
TURBOT ^WSTATTI [Intermission]: 5min
draak WuT [Intermission]: k
draak hunter [Intermission]: omg
draak WuT [Intermission]: wow break
[Intermission]: draak WuT disconnected

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