ufo turtles vs POKEMANS (2983 views)

fi homppi
fi ripe
fi rapusti
ch fumoffu
de shady
ca nplane
14.12.14 21:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth FUMOFFU 35 kills
Killing Spree FUMOFFU 8 frags without being killed
Accountant FUMOFFU 103% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! FUMOFFU 7 gibs
...and stay dead! poke nplane 25% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning FUMOFFU 32 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! shady 3 SPAM kills
Fragstealer shady 193 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! UFO homppi 318 damage per frag
What objective? FUMOFFU 305 XP
Red Shirt poke nplane 51 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? UFO homppi 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore FUMOFFU 171 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut UFO homppi 1 team kills
Gingerbread man poke nplane 21 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
UFO homppi30119144720112290546121060/00/013/312/420898312
UFO Rapusti812292935411963035229370/03/026/241/221714535
UFO epir59176274640011550758501421/00/130/280/220412739
UFO 545247012810123214715156912851/03/169/283/221012339
shady82223313721014571749731310/11/127/213/118413137
FUMOFFU100305353471013654655251260/00/032/213/018715885
poke nplane47171245160121466356741990/00/223/262/219411126
poke nplane736999012215214816926161724560/01/282/268/218813346
Player Summary for erdenberg_t1
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
UFO homppi755491220041352150900/00/08/61/2DKKKDKK/KD/DKK/DK/DDD
UFO Rapusti12559108300319141148180/00/09/41/1K/DKDK/KKDKK/KKDKD
UFO epir160621610100422691405181/00/015/60/0KKDK/KKK/KKD/KKDKDKKKDK/KD
UFO 12017535306001155354062361/00/032/162/3
shady6353711100212421534360/10/06/81/1KDDDDDDDK/XKDKDKK/K
FUMOFFU57768141003170319941260/00/06/112/0DKD/KDDKDKD/KDKDDD/DKK
poke nplane21264191014111720071130/00/04/131/2DK/DDDDKDDDK/DDTDDD/DKD/
poke nplane4715519443019406255352750/10/016/324/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
UFO homppi7291130001693149100/00/01/100/2DDDD/DDDDDDDKD
UFO Rapusti584671210131478177910/02/06/80/1K/DD/KKDTDK/DDDKKDKD
UFO epir5038714300316842087180/00/07/110/1KDDKDKK/KKDXK//DDDDDDD
UFO 381131539401738555357190/02/014/290/4
shady92551213100719691436550/00/110/52/0KDK/KK/DKDD/KK/K/K/KDK/KD
FUMOFFU2008110550031844116500/00/09/21/0//DKKKKKKKKDK/K
poke nplane83551012200515441254540/00/19/61/0KKDKKDD/KDKDD/K/KDK/K/
poke nplane125191323080015535738551090/00/228/134/0
Player Summary for et_ufo_final
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
UFO homppi1436214001386016121060/00/02/111/0/TDDDK/DDDDD/DDDK
UFO Rapusti7276811000120131585180/00/08/100/0KDDDDDKDKKDKKKDK/DD
UFO epir37603800001554187600/00/03/80/1KXDDDDDDDKDK
UFO 4117213330014442750731240/00/013/291/1
shady8064810010415701406400/00/08/60/0D//KDKKK/KDKD/KDSKD
FUMOFFU1669515911062390154300/00/015/30/0KSKKK//KKKK/DKKK/KDDK/K/K
poke nplane5052612100811131478180/00/06/40/0DK/K//KDK/DKK////D
poke nplane9921129312201850734427580/00/029/130/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
UFO homppi2502800040000/00/02/40/0DKD//K/DD/
UFO Rapusti1004844010289871700/01/03/20/0K/SK/KDKD
UFO epir716114000404821060/00/15/30/0/KK/K//DDDKKD
UFO 44647260101089811991060/01/110/90/0
shady1335143000193659700/01/03/20/0DKDKK/K
FUMOFFU335326000160982300/00/02/50/0KDKDD/DD
poke nplane5038482004889935140/00/14/30/0/DD/KK//KDDK
poke nplane721421017200624342355140/01/19/100/0

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Player Chats
[10:42]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:40]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[10:37]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:31]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
shady [9:55]: XDDDDDDDDDDD
shady [9:48]: nice preshoot :D
UFO Rapusti [9:34]: tatam tam ta tam
[9:10]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:47]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:24]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
[7:50]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:46]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:49]: The East Flak88 has been destroyed!
[5:37]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
[5:36]: Both Flak88 guns have been destroyed!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:24
[5:06]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:04]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[4:52]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[4:22]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:08]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
[0:36]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:24)
[11:15]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
[11:14]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:02]: Allies have breached the side entrance!
UFO homppi [7:35]: t
UFO homppi [7:35]: :D
UFO homppi [7:35]: :D
UFO homppi [7:34]: :D
UFO homppi [7:34]: :D
UFO homppi [7:34]: :D
[7:24]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:27]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:21]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[6:17]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[4:54]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[4:54]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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[4:54]: FIGHT!
[2:51]: Allies Transmitted the UFO Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:10
[8:49]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:26]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
[7:44]: Allies have breached the side entrance!
[6:49]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:46]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
UFO homppi [5:30]: where the fuck are ur boxes :DD
[5:02]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[3:41]: Allies Transmitted the UFO Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:30 (original: 9:10)
[Intermission]: UFO epir disconnected
[Intermission]: lel disconnected
[Intermission]: UFO Rapusti disconnected

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Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.