hoeren vs FM. (2725 views)

nl mENACE
nl Aureon
nl Rezta
nl VYJ1
si Seareal
nl Plox
pl Bounce
pl Meehow
fi Makke
ru Leotiran
22.12.14 19:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth IMKingKongHOER 51 kills
Killing Spree IMKingKongHOER 8 frags without being killed
Accountant IMKingKongHOER 146% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! HoER'Whoreon 15 gibs
...and stay dead! HOEREEMOER 41% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning IMKingKongHOER 45 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! FM|meehow 19 SPAM kills
Fragstealer IMKingKongHOER 161 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! FM|Leotiran 211 damage per frag
What objective? IMKingKongHOER 304 XP
Red Shirt HOEREEMOER 57 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ^RFM|^R^Cmakke 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore IMKingKongHOER 181 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut HoER'Whoreon 4 team kills
Gingerbread man HOEREEMOER 18 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
HoER'Whoreon1382534734150411790048013900/02/341/177/316814143
HOER'rezta842493136810660805737940/03/528/210/419615544
IMKingKongHOER146304513510017829163612650/06/345/201/516318286
HOER^TRR^sVYJ111120297484060010829761582520/07/237/244/617315456
HOEREEMOER511822957120018504855634140/05/58/2614/1017498310
HOER1011285206202511552356162862014150/023/5159/2626/1017514656
FM|Leotiran5219629561100962318363720/03/524/352/521514935
^RFM|^R^Cmakke4214622526001642917668180/01/519/252/6195147310
FM|Pl0xX491442245700844926415750/01/519/252/620414348
FM|meehow83227455414001779795793660/010/316/3319/117710745
FM|bounce551833156900756277377580/02/428/391/618213225
FM|5789614926347005728620356162890/017/4106/3926/619513637
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
HoER'Whoreon15717533219049539626393510/02/328/66/3K/K/DDK/KKDTKDKKK/K/KK/DTKDKTKKDK/KDKK/KKDKKDKKKK/KTKKKDKD
HOER'rezta1151672320700542303268180/02/521/90/2//KXKDKKKKDDKK/KKDDDK/KDKK/KKKDKKDDDKDKKDDKD
IMKingKongHOER15519128184014492935871210/02/227/100/2KD/KKKDKKKKKKKKD/KKT/DKKKDKKDKDKKKDDDKK/DKDKDKD
HOER^TRR^sVYJ11116018732204006527234311980/05/224/123/2KKDKDK/KK/KKKKDKDDKKDKKKKD/KXKDK/DK/KKDD/KKDKKKXDKKKKD
HOEREEMOER5073183680013269031943960/05/43/138/8K/DKDD/DDDD/K/DDKDKD/K/XKK/KKXDDDDK/K//D/DKKDDKDD/KKDDK/
HOER127793134115320537225171611910840/016/16103/5017/17
FM|Leotiran511391835800340885363540/03/414/231/3/D/DDKDDKD/DKDDKDKDDDDKDKDKDDKDDDDDKDKDDDDDKKKDKDKKDK
^RFM|^R^Cmakke27859335001125104763180/01/46/142/4DK/D/KDDKKKDDKD/DDDDD/D/KK/DD/DK/DD//D/DDD
FM|Pl0xX35721028400623524046170/01/28/161/3KDDK/DKDD/DDDDKDDD/DK/DKDDKKKK/DDDDDD/
FM|meehow7812526339001142193454660/09/36/1911/0//KK/KDDDK/DDKKKKDKDDKDKDDKK/DKK/D/K/DDK/DDK/KKDKKD/DKKKDKD
FM|bounce39981538400229504891400/01/214/290/5DDKDDDDDKDDDKDDDKDKDDDKDDKDDDD/KDDKD/DKDKKDDDDDKDDKKD
FM|465197816730003316119225171950/015/1548/10115/15

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
HoER'Whoreon107781413600225042162390/00/013/111/0KDKKD/KKDKDK/DKKKDKDKKDDKDD
HOER'rezta5082816110118502469760/01/07/120/2DD/DKDKDDDDKDKDDKDDKKKDS
IMKingKongHOER13511323176003336227741440/04/118/101/3KKKDKKDK/KDDD/DDKDKKKKDKKDKDDKKKKKK/DKDK
HOER^TRR^sVYJ111801101620200430252727540/02/013/121/4DKKK/KKKDDD/DDKKDDK/DDK/DKKKKDDDDKDK
HOEREEMOER521091121400523582369180/00/15/136/2/KD/DD/DDDDDKDK/KKKD/KDDKDKKDDKD
HOER85492728719101513099125013310/07/256/589/11
FM|Leotiran52571121300621433000180/00/110/121/2DDDDK/DK///DDKDKDKKK/KDKDDDKK/DD
^RFM|^R^Cmakke6861131910051781290500/00/113/110/2KDDKDD/KK/K/KDDKDDDKKDK/KKD/KDDD
FM|Pl0xX70721217300221402369580/00/311/91/3DKDKDK/K/KDDKKDKKDKDDDDDKDKDD
FM|meehow90102192150063760233900/01/010/148/1DKDKK/DDKK/KKKK/KKK/D/KDDDDDKDDDKK/KKDKD
FM|bounce88851618500526772486180/01/214/101/1KKDDKDDKD//KK/K/DKDDKKDKDDKDDKK/KK
FM|7437771961700241250113099940/02/758/5611/9

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Player Chats
HOER^TRR^sVYJ111 [Warmup]: HF
FM|bounce [Warmup]: rup
HOEREEMOER [Warmup]: plox?
HoER'Whoreon [Warmup]: bounce: F3 or BB
HOEREEMOER [Warmup]: :D
FM|bounce [Warmup]: menace
HOEREEMOER [Warmup]: y
HoER'Whoreon [Warmup]: bounce: F3 or BB
HOEREEMOER [Warmup]: ?
FM|bounce [Warmup]: teach aure how ot make quotes plz
HoER'Whoreon [Warmup]: :ddd
HOEREEMOER [Warmup]: idk man
HoER'Whoreon [Warmup]: bounce: stfu
HOER'rezta [Warmup]: VAK410 in vuur en vlam we zijn de boys uit amsterdam
HOEREEMOER [Warmup]: aure: dit haat ik dus ik word altijd gebackraped
HOEREEMOER [Warmup]: kai: jij bent fucking low
HOEREEMOER [Warmup]: zuen: ik ging gister bad
HOEREEMOER [Warmup]: zuen: volgens mij heb ik beschimmelde wiet gekocht
FM|bounce [Warmup]: rup
HoER'Whoreon [Warmup]: bounce: I quit
FM|bounce [Warmup]: rup
FM|bounce [Warmup]: rup
HoER'Whoreon [Warmup]: Patr!k.: This name is cool
IMKingKongHOER [Warmup]: pl0x i lioke ur style, first one in last one rup
FM|Pl0xX [Warmup]: :D
FM|bounce [Warmup]: rup
HoER'Whoreon [Warmup]: bounce: stfu
HOEREEMOER [Warmup]: :D
HOEREEMOER [Warmup]: rup slet
HoER'Whoreon [Countdown]: bounce: F3 or BB
IMKingKongHOER [Countdown]: glhf meehow & rest
HOEREEMOER [Countdown]: shoutout sebhes for helping this cup <3
HoER'Whoreon [Countdown]: mENACE on TEAMSPEAK: Just LEAVE NOW!
HoER'Whoreon [Countdown]: mENACE has become a Referee
HoER'Whoreon [Countdown]: Dawid has been kicked from the server
HOEREEMOER [14:13]: :D
[13:23]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
FM|Pl0xX [13:23]: HOER
[13:23]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
HoER'Whoreon [13:23]: Patr!k.: u r naab
HOEREEMOER [13:23]: nice truck
[13:23]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[13:23]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[13:23]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[13:23]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[13:23]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
IMKingKongHOER [13:23]: soz
IMKingKongHOER [13:23]: hf
[13:23]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[13:23]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[13:23]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[13:23]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
HOEREEMOER [13:23]: zuen: ik ging gister bad
[13:23]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[13:23]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[13:23]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[13:23]: FIGHT!
[10:10]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:09]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[10:08]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:29]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:23]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:18]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:17]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:00]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
HOER^TRR^sVYJ111 [6:56]: n1
[6:45]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:02]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:33]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[0:49]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[0:48]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[0:35]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
HOEREEMOER [0:02]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 15:00
IMKingKongHOER [Intermission]: gg
FM|meehow [Intermission]: 2bad i have to play rifle
IMKingKongHOER [Warmup]: u can swap with me
HOEREEMOER [Warmup]: Ikneukjullieallemaaldemoeder
IMKingKongHOER [Warmup]: i go ur team play rifle
HoER'Whoreon [Warmup]: Patr!k.: u r naab
FM|meehow [Warmup]: xD
IMKingKongHOER [Warmup]: u play for hoer
IMKingKongHOER [Warmup]: oK?
HoER'Whoreon [Warmup]: Patr!k.: backraper
IMKingKongHOER [Warmup]: :\
HOEREEMOER [Warmup]: aure: dit haat ik dus ik word altijd gebackraped
HOEREEMOER [Warmup]: kai: jij bent fucking low
HoER'Whoreon [Warmup]: Bruce Lee: When you pour water in a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
FM|bounce [Warmup]: rup
[13:51]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:25]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:10]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[13:06]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[12:37]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:33]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[11:20]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[11:01]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:08]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[9:09]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
HOEREEMOER [9:07]: :D
[8:55]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[8:39]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[8:38]: The Allies have activated the crane!
HOEREEMOER [8:26]: :D
[8:25]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
HOEREEMOER [7:51]: :D
HoER'Whoreon [7:10]: Patr!k.: backraper
HOEREEMOER [7:09]: gg mouse
HOEREEMOER [7:07]: :D
HoER'Whoreon [6:40]: Patr!k.: backraper
HOER^TRR^sVYJ111 [6:13]: :p
HOEREEMOER [5:37]: :D
HoER'Whoreon [5:30]: Patr!k.: u r naab
HOER'rezta [5:28]: Fish_ : big succes
HOER'rezta [5:28]: Fish_ : big succes
HOEREEMOER [5:28]: :D
[5:22]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:37 (original: 15:00)
IMKingKongHOER [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: FM|meehow disconnected
[Intermission]: FM|bounce disconnected

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