Ganja Squad vs Steroids (4983 views)

us Fiz
us bape
us comm0n
us ppE
us ohurcool
us ipod
us TheEnd
us kARDON
us HAYZAY
us Joker
us detdet
us phOkuz
Showmatch
29.12.14 03:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth #sSquad.detdet 72 kills
Killing Spree #sSQUAD.HAYZAY 5 frags without being killed
Accountant #sSQUAD.JKR 160% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! #sSquad.detdet 24 gibs
...and stay dead! #gSQUAD.bape 35% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning #sSQUAD.End 26 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! #sSquad.detdet 30 SPAM kills
Fragstealer LOLPLAYER 131 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! #gSQUAD.Candy 226 damage per frag
What objective? #sSQUAD.End 214 XP
Red Shirt #gSQUAD.jonjon 77 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? #gSQUAD.Fizzz 6 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore #sSQUAD^E.phOkuz 186 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut #gSQUAD.jonjon 3 team kills
Gingerbread man #sSQUAD.truepac 12 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
#gSQUAD.Fizzz49101367480166610110402550/00/517/151/918414926
#gSQUAD.Candy62125426830188623104773030/02/621/172/520515425
#gSQUAD.jonjon4811537774033753592183200/01/316/165/1120412034
#gSQUAD.ipod5296397372046935100051150/02/115/217/517813336
#gSQUAD.bape64148375713114679493211141/04/416/122/1018416146
#gSQUAD.54585191349353625364975006111071/09/485/1217/1019114335
#sSQUAD.End812145466131181051782435150/05/426/156/719512354
#sSQUAD^E.phOkuz87119394510012619383712191/11/114/153/615918633
#sSQUAD.JKR1602056440150071098967331900/02/111/83/217216843
#sSquad.detdet1111657265240081196563061880/010/30/1830/51669744
#sSQUAD.HAYZAY11218764579006994084551720/01/824/154/415514854
#sSQUAD.truepac901465258170312781363094600/12/217/112/715010935
#sSQUAD.1041036345331881543574174441717441/121/292/1148/716613944
LOLPLAYER796215193015194221892070/08/00/88/612911543
796215193015194221892070/08/00/88/612911543
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
#gSQUAD.Fizzz463623504001447675251080/00/14/60/6XDDDDDKDKDK/DKDDDD
#gSQUAD.Candy635029462015537768433030/01/29/62/3DTDDD/KKK/DKK/KDDKK/D/KDDKKD
#gSQUAD.jonjon446126583002569465632050/00/16/72/4KDDKDKDKDD/KD/KDDDKKDD
#gSQUAD.ipod48412654710145416860610/00/08/123/2DKDSKDDDDDDDKKDKK/DKDKDKKKD
#gSQUAD.bape61572439810346176480791/01/16/41/5DSKKDDK/K/DKKKDKK/DDDDD
#gSQUAD.5224512824724211224705342717561/02/533/358/20
#sSQUAD.End6587314710115657652324250/03/15/46/5KKKD/K/DD/KKDDK/KSDKKDK/KKDDTX
#sSQUAD^E.phOkuz874328327010395059431651/10/17/70/3DDDKKDDKDKDDKDKKDTDX
#sSQUAD.JKR148110463112005840955441900/01/011/40/0KKKK//KKDKK/D/K/KKXDKD
#sSquad.detdet11367514517005805844181340/04/10/815/0KDDKDKKK//D/KKKKDKDKKD/KKKXDKDK/KK
#sSQUAD.HAYZAY1308947365003707051411540/00/211/51/2DKK/DKKKKDDDDKD/DK/KKDKK
#sSQUAD.truepac9574404214035537544054240/10/07/52/6DKK/K//KDDDK/DKDKKDDDTT/DDXT
#sSQUAD.106470243233651523394383068314921/28/541/3324/16
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
#gSQUAD.Fizzz6643812201212291831930/00/38/51/0KDKDK/DDDKDKK/TKDKDDD
#gSQUAD.Candy584671200021943198800/01/26/70/2XKD/DDDKK/DKDDKDKDKD
#gSQUAD.jonjon442749102110661169840/01/05/50/3TDK/DDDTDKDKDKD
#gSQUAD.ipod5022510010011101644360/01/02/42/3KDDDKKKSKDDDDDD
#gSQUAD.bape1007088301112291401350/01/27/41/0KK/DDDKXTKKKKDKDDD
#gSQUAD.6420832516146657780332480/04/728/254/8
#sSQUAD.End7542912200117891656720/00/29/70/2DKDDKDKKDDKKDDDK/KDKD
#sSQUAD^E.phOkuz713457000210351298360/00/05/40/1DDKK/K/KKDDD
#sSQUAD.JKR16044850002141369900/00/10/10/1/KKDDKK/KDKKK
#sSquad.detdet13058131050012265995540/03/10/510/3KKKKDDKKDD/KDKKDDKKDDKK
#sSQUAD.HAYZAY8154911200313211784180/01/26/52/1DKDKDK/KKKKK//DKDDDD
#sSQUAD.truepac7037710100512431231180/02/15/30/1DD/K/D/DDKKK/KKK/
#sSQUAD.982695155100014906676631980/06/725/2512/9
LOLPLAYER10034991002108610331000/04/00/35/4KDD/KKDDKX/DKXKKKKDD
10034991002108610331000/04/00/35/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
#gSQUAD.Fizzz412251220039051684540/00/15/40/3//DDK/KKDKDDDDDKD
#gSQUAD.Candy602961010011303164600/00/26/40/0KDDKDK/KDDDDKDKD
#gSQUAD.jonjon702771000107751486310/00/25/43/4KDKKDDDKDKKKDTDDDD
#gSQUAD.ipod883389000312841501180/01/15/52/0KDK/K/KDDDK/KKKDD
#gSQUAD.bape50215102000948144000/02/13/40/5DDKKDDKDDDDDDKKX
#gSQUAD.6213231515017521577571030/03/724/215/12
#sSQUAD.End20085147100221521355180/02/112/40/0KDKKKKKDDK/K/KKDKKDKK
#sSQUAD^E.phOkuz1004266300012081130180/01/02/43/2DDDKKKDDKDKK
#sSQUAD.JKR250511043000116749000/01/00/33/1KKKKDKKKKDKKDD
#sSquad.detdet80408102002164289300/03/10/55/2KK/KDDKDDKDKKD/KDD
#sSQUAD.HAYZAY804481020001549153000/00/47/51/1DDKKDKDDKDKKDKDDKD
#sSQUAD.truepac83355620021195673180/00/15/30/0KD//DKDKKKD
#sSQUAD.13229751431300689136071540/07/726/2412/6
LOLPLAYER6028610201385611561070/04/00/53/2D/DKDD/KXKD/KDKKDT
6028610201385611561070/04/00/53/2

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Player Chats
#sSQUAD^E.phOkuz [Warmup]: ipod been havnt had time to practice with the library being closed on christmas
#sSQUAD^E.phOkuz [Warmup]: We understand the struggle
#gSQUAD.ipod [Warmup]: :D
*** SwizzA [Warmup]: lmfao
#gSQUAAAAAD.REYALPKNURD [Warmup]: squuuuaaaaaad
#sSQUAD^E.phOkuz [Warmup]: squadd
#gSQUAD.ipod [Warmup]: r up detdet
#sSQUAD.HAYZAY [Countdown]: FIZ 999
#gSQUAD.ipod [Countdown]: lol
[Countdown]: Match is PAUSED! (Referee)
#sSquad.detdet [Countdown]: giving you some warm up
#sSQUAD.End [Countdown]: WPOAH ref pause
#sSQUAD.End [Countdown]: ff
#sSQUAD.End [Countdown]: FF
#sSQUAD.End [Countdown]: FF
#gSQUAD.ipod [Countdown]: someone get fore on here
#sSQUAD.truepac [Countdown]: shoutout to foreigner for being a faggot
#sSQUAD.truepac [Countdown]: shoutout to foreigner for being a faggot
#sSQUAD.truepac [Countdown]: shoutout to foreigner for being a faggot
#sSQUAD.truepac [Countdown]: shoutout to foreigner for being a faggot
#sSQUAD.truepac [Countdown]: shoutout to foreigner for being a faggot
#sSQUAD.truepac [Countdown]: shoutout to foreigner for being a faggot
#sSQUAD.truepac [Countdown]: shoutout to foreigner for being a faggot
#sSQUAD.End [Countdown]: Im telling Tomun
[Countdown]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
#sSQUAD.JKR [Countdown]: where forienger when you actually need the nerd
#sSQUAD.End [Countdown]: shut the fuck up
#sSQUAD.End [Countdown]: smacked
#sSQUAD.End [Countdown]: you can always crumble in fear and disconnect
#gSQUAD.ipod [Countdown]: not if i tell him u have 2 specs without our permission firs
#sSQUAD.End [Countdown]: fuck
[Countdown]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
#gSQUAD.ipod [Countdown]: 38
#gSQUAD.ipod [Countdown]: 3*
[Countdown]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
#gSQUAD.ipod [Countdown]: 666
#gSQUAD.ipod [Countdown]: the devil
[Countdown]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
#sSQUAD.BreTt [Countdown]: i just ate wendys
#sSQUAD^E.phOkuz [Countdown]: you niggas make me miss my show
[Countdown]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
#sSQUAD.End [Countdown]: Teen Mom
#sSQUAD.truepac [Countdown]: wah
#sSQUAD^E.phOkuz [Countdown]: 90 day fiance
#gSQUAD.ipod [Countdown]: loL
#sSQUAD.truepac [Countdown]: shoutout to foreigner for being a faggot
#sSQUAD.truepac [Countdown]: shoutout to foreigner for being a faggot
#sSQUAD.truepac [Countdown]: shoutout to foreigner for being a faggot
#gSQUAAAAAD.REYALPKNURD [Countdown]: pawn stars?
#sSQUAD.truepac [Countdown]: shoutout to foreigner for being a faggot
#sSQUAD.truepac [Countdown]: shoutout to foreigner for being a faggot
#sSQUAD^E.phOkuz [Countdown]: that shit poppin
*** SwizzA [Countdown]: ipod is like bronze 5 right now
[Countdown]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
#sSQUAD.JKR [Countdown]: yo
#sSQUAD.JKR [Countdown]: we playing missile
#sSQUAD.JKR [Countdown]: thats our map
#gSQUAD.ipod [Countdown]: nope
#gSQUAD.ipod [Countdown]: this is urs
[Countdown]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[Countdown]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
#sSQUAD.End [Countdown]: grush
[Countdown]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[Countdown]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
#gSQUAD.ipod [Countdown]: nope
[Countdown]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
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#gSQUAD.ipod [Countdown]: ours is adlernest
[Countdown]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
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#sSQUAD.JKR [Countdown]: we get both maps
[Countdown]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
#sSQUAD.End [Countdown]: gayyyy
[Countdown]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[Countdown]: FIGHT!
#sSQUAD.JKR [Countdown]: winners pick 2nd map
#sSQUAD^E.phOkuz [Countdown]: pop hol it down
[13:49]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:41]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
#sSQUAD^E.phOkuz [13:39]: Yall 40 hour a week niggas cant be serious
[13:13]: Match is PAUSED! (Referee)
#gSQUAD.ipod [13:13]: this kid is lagged out
#sSQUAD^E.phOkuz [13:12]: this nigga
#sSQUAD.End [13:12]: thats ur 2 pauses
#sSQUAD.End [13:13]: use brett
#gSQUAD.ipod [13:12]: LOL
[13:13]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
#sSQUAD.End [13:13]: Swizza is on tomuns team
#sSQUAD.End [13:12]: yuse him
#sSQUAD.BreTt [13:12]: 2k damage ipod
#sSQUAD.BreTt [13:13]: cant talk
#sSQUAD.End [13:12]: we wont tell on u
#gSQUAD.ipod [13:13]: we will use anim
*** SwizzA [13:12]: ipod, phokuz wants to meet you in queens, what should i tell him?
[13:12]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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#sSQUAD.JKR [13:12]: na but seriously swizza probly a better pick
[13:12]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
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#sSQUAD.End [13:12]: use anim
[13:12]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
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[13:12]: FIGHT!
#sSQUAD^E.phOkuz [13:11]: broke mans internet
[12:53]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[12:52]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[12:49]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
LOLPLAYER [12:44]: put me in coach
#gSQUAD.bape [11:25]: fuck off
[11:23]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[11:07]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
#sSQUAD.End [10:57]: revenge
[10:56]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[10:55]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[10:55]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[10:55]: The Allies have activated the crane!
#gSQUAD.ipod [10:43]: not fair redo
#gSQUAD.ipod [10:42]: fiz lagged
[10:41]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
LOLPLAYER [10:09]: bape dat slimey snake
*** SwizzA [9:51]: beechwhales anim
#sSQUAD.BreTt [8:05]: is jonjon ohurcool
*** SwizzA [8:01]: yea
LOLPLAYER [7:52]: [CB
#gSQUAD.bape [7:48]: fuck
LOLPLAYER [7:47]: [CB]
#gSQUAD.bape [7:47]: fizz
*** SwizzA [7:43]: cock blocker?
#gSQUAD.Fizzz [7:41]: fuck u
[7:38]: #gSQUAAAAAD.REYALPKNURDremoved from team Axis
[7:33]: #gSQUAAAAAD.REYALPKNURD disconnected
[7:32]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:27 (original: 15:00)
#sSQUAD.JKR [Intermission]: LOL
#sSQUAD.JKR [Intermission]: ppe gone
#sSQUAD.End [Intermission]: please dont leave
#gSQUAD.jonjon [Intermission]: gg
#gSQUAD.bape [Intermission]: lol
#sSQUAD.End [Intermission]: everyteam leaves
LOLPLAYER [Intermission]: put me in coach
#sSQUAD.BreTt [Warmup]: hamburglar
#sSQUAD.JKR [Warmup]: let
#sSQUAD.JKR [Warmup]: me rnade
#sSQUAD.JKR [Warmup]: vs anikm
#sSQUAD.JKR [Warmup]: s
[Countdown]: #sSQUAD.JKRcalled a vote.
[Countdown]: Vote FAILED! (KICK #sSquad.detdet)
*** SwizzA [9:56]: anim looks like a melon in a glad bag
#sSQUAD.BreTt [9:05]: whos fizz lol
*** SwizzA [8:59]: some dude
#sSQUAD.JKR [8:58]: nerd
#sSQUAD.BreTt [8:56]: trash
*** SwizzA [8:51]: lol
*** SwizzA [8:44]: idk
*** SwizzA [8:24]: brett are you still bronze 5 in league?
#sSQUAD.BreTt [8:19]: yea
#sSQUAD.BreTt [8:17]: lmao
#sSQUAD.BreTt [8:09]: moving on up
[7:57]: The Doors are opening!!
*** SwizzA [7:40]: anim trying his heart out
[7:29]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[7:29]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
#sSQUAD.End [7:22]: fcking bape
#gSQUAD.bape [7:08]: LOL
[5:18]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:41
LOLPLAYER [Intermission]: that mg
LOLPLAYER [Intermission]: hahahahha
#sSQUAD.JKR [Intermission]: lol
#sSQUAD.JKR [Intermission]: LOL
*** SwizzA [Warmup]: ma son fizz is playing on wifi
#sSQUAD.truepac [Warmup]: shoutout to foreigner for being a faggot
#sSQUAD.truepac [Warmup]: shoutout to foreigner for being a faggot
#sSQUAD.truepac [Warmup]: shoutout to foreigner for being a faggot
#sSQUAD.truepac [Warmup]: shoutout to foreigner for being a faggot
#sSQUAD.truepac [Warmup]: shoutout to foreigner for being a faggot
#sSQUAD.truepac [Warmup]: shoutout to foreigner for being a faggot
#sSQUAD.JKR [Warmup]: Smacked Nerd
#sSQUAD.JKR [Warmup]: Smacked Nerd
#sSQUAD.JKR [Warmup]: Smacked Nerd
#sSQUAD.JKR [Warmup]: mr airtime smacking niggas since 93
#sSQUAD^E.phOkuz [Warmup]: I hope when you niggas get off you rethink what your doing in life, because this game aint it
*** SwizzA [Warmup]: didnt even have a phone till 2012
#gSQUAD.ipod [Warmup]: hey phokuz
#gSQUAD.ipod [Warmup]: shut the fuck up
#sSQUAD.BreTt [Warmup]: i had a brick phone with the curly cord in my car
#gSQUAD.ipod [Warmup]: thakns
#gSQUAD.ipod [Warmup]: thanks*
#sSQUAD.JKR [Countdown]: yo
*** SwizzA [Countdown]: phokuz bench presses pencils
#sSQUAD.JKR [Countdown]: do you mind if we 10:0 you guys as well?
#gSQUAD.ipod [Countdown]: nope :)
#gSQUAD.Fizzz [4:34]: keep it down ginger boy
#sSQUAD.End [3:41]: ofl
[2:31]: #sSQUAD.BreTt disconnected
[2:20]: Main blast door opening!
[2:16]: Main blast door closing!
[2:08]: The Doors are opening!!
#gSQUAD.bape [1:35]: wtf
#gSQUAD.ipod [0:02]: lol
#gSQUAD.ipod [0:02]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:41)
#gSQUAD.jonjon [Intermission]: gg
#gSQUAD.ipod [Intermission]: fiz takes obj
#gSQUAD.ipod [Intermission]: and lags out
#gSQUAD.ipod [Intermission]: ahhahahaha
#gSQUAD.Fizzz [Intermission]: the et gods didnt want me to play today
#sSQUAD.End [Intermission]: brett swizza u wanna hop in
#sSQUAD.End [Intermission]: unless u guys done

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