'xD Trickjump, vs Double Dutch Dragons (3136 views)
Sebhes
Shaman
Sherclock 
dialer meehow WuT
02.01.15 21:30 CET
| Awards | awarded to | for |
| Lady Macbeth | 'xD Sherclock, | 55 kills |
| Killing Spree | 'xD Sherclock, | 5 frags without being killed |
| Accountant | 'xD Sherclock, | 102% kills/killed ratio |
| He's dead, Jim! | dyludylu | 12 gibs |
| ...and stay dead! | dyludylu | 30% gibs/kill |
| Lead Poisoning | 'xD Sherclock, | 48 SMG kills |
| Spammity spam spam! | dyludylu | 4 SPAM kills |
| Fragstealer | cypher | 146 damage per frag |
| Die! Damn you, Die! | 'xD ShaMaN, | 179 damage per frag |
| What objective? | Druid | 274 XP |
| Red Shirt | Druid | 70 deaths |
| Are these pliers sharp? | 'xD ShaMaN, | 8 deaths without fragging |
| Med Pack Whore | dyludylu | 112 damage per death |
| Eyes Wide Shut | 'xD ShaMaN, | 2 team kills |
| Gingerbread man | 'xD ShaMaN, | 24 /kills |
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| 'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: | wat |
| 'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: | see it as a fair trade |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | sometimes when im home alone i cover myself with dirt and pretend i am a carrot |
| Druid [Warmup]: | I thought that finns had better jokes |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | i like my women as i like my board games |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | 8+ |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | age* |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | age 8+ |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | u guys lack humour |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | And everyone loses their mind |
| Druid [Warmup]: | shoutout metlam8! |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | i like my women as i like my board games |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | everyone gets a turn |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | i like my women as i like my board games |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | no missing pieces |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | i like my women as i like my board games |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | keeps you up till 4 am when you just wanna go sleep |
| Druid [Warmup]: | wait |
| Druid [Warmup]: | I know why we're not laughing atm |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | u guys are feminist |
| Druid [Warmup]: | nah |
| 'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: | s |
| 'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: | i like my women how i like my enemy on et |
| Druid [Warmup]: | it's because there is 'i' instead of 'I' |
| 'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: | dickless |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | I like my women how I like my board games |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | Fun with grandma |
| Druid [Warmup]: | HUE_HUE |
| cypher [Warmup]: | huehehuhhahhhhahh |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | lightly used and full of money |
| [6:36]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| [6:19]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [6:00]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
| [5:48]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
| [4:28]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
| [4:00]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [3:26]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
| [3:22]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
| [1:54]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
| [1:53]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
| [1:53]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
| 'xD ShaMaN, [1:47]: | low |
| [1:39]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
| 'xD Sherclock, [11:25]: | :D |
| 'xD ShaMaN, [8:45]: | lol |
| 'xD ShaMaN, [8:45]: | lol |
| 'xD ShaMaN, [8:45]: | lol |
| 'xD ShaMaN, [8:44]: | lotl |
| 'xD ShaMaN, [8:43]: | lllllll |
| 'xD ShaMaN, [8:41]: | fk this game |
| [7:12]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
| [6:54]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
| [6:48]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [6:29]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
| [6:27]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
| [4:52]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
| [4:31]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [2:58]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
| [2:42]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
| [1:18]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
| [1:00]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
| [0:59]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
| [0:46]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
| [Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00) |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | shall we |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | wut let me have the joy to give u 3 hs |
| Druid [Warmup]: | sounds like nerd joy |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | what can u do |
| cypher [Warmup]: | your cgac works mr fintard? |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | no |
| cypher [Warmup]: | ohh |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | but keep whining and i make it work just for u |
| cypher [Warmup]: | dialer is sick |
| cypher [Warmup]: | need 3rd |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | ok |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | is goed |
| 'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: | rup |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | 67kg |
| cypher [Warmup]: | you are 67? |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | :D |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | tell dialer my blessing may he feel well soon |
| 'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: | u finding a replacer ? |
| dyludylu [Warmup]: | sec |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | i like my women as i like my board games |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | $5 at garage sales |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | i like my women as i like my board games |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | twistable |
| 'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: | i like my women as i like my boardgames |
| 'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: | izi to play |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | i like my women as i like my board games |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | its fun to get into trouble |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | i like my women as i like my board games |
| 'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: | i like my women as i like my boardgames |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | if you dont play right you can end up in jail |
| 'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: | playing many at once |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | i like my women as i like my board games |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | fun for four or more |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | come on wut |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | you make one |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | i want to hear joke from you |
| 'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: | i like my women as i like my board games |
| 'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: | aged 3+ |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | i like my women as i like my board games |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | spread open on kithcen table friday night |
| 'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: | i like my women as i like my board games |
| 'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: | with 2 dice that i can roll |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | i like my women as i like my board games |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | if you are first one done you just wanna leave |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | i like my women as i like my board games |
| Druid [Warmup]: | he is restarting pc |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | plastic |
| Druid [Warmup]: | I like your jokes as I like my cat |
| Druid [Warmup]: | I don't own a cat |
| 'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: | uwutm8 |
| 'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: | i like me women as i like my boardgames |
| 'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: | covered with my cum |
| 'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: | i like my women as i like my boardgames |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | i dont want to play board games with you |
| 'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: | fked up |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | i like my women as i like my board games |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | if you go strategic places u might hit jackpot |
| 'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: | i like my women as i like my boardgames |
| 'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: | old |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | i like my women how i like my board games |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | stored in dirty old box in basement |
| 'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: | lol |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | i like my women how i like my board games |
| 'xD Sherclock, [Warmup]: | easy to beat |
| 'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: | i like my women how i like my boardgames |
| 'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: | if i tear it up i buy another one |
| 'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: | i like my women how i like my boardgames |
| 'xD ShaMaN, [Warmup]: | bought 2nd hand and played by everyone |
| dyludylu [Warmup]: | i like my woman like whisky |
| dyludylu [Countdown]: | over 12 y old |
| 'xD Sebhes, [Countdown]: | +1 |
| 'xD ShaMaN, [Countdown]: | old as the internet bro |
| [9:10]: | The Main Door has been breached! |
| Druid [8:25]: | XD |
| 'xD ShaMaN, [8:23]: | lol |
| 'xD ShaMaN, [8:22]: | camouflage |
| Druid [8:21]: | hit me bro |
| Druid [8:10]: | XD |
| [4:52]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
| [4:08]: | The Service Door has been breached! |
| [2:02]: | Druid disconnected |
| 'xD Sherclock, [1:53]: | ok |
| [1:53]: | dyludylu disconnected |
| [1:51]: | cypher disconnected |
| 'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: | ???? |
| 'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: | what is this |
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