SSTAT vs PoKeMeNs (2219 views)

nl abbadabba
fi late
pl trmp
be Heady
de shady
gb Hero
08.01.15 01:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth SSTAT bbdbb 38 kills
Killing Spree SSTAT bbdbb 5 frags without being killed
Accountant SSTAT bbdbb 115% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! SSTAT bbdbb 8 gibs
...and stay dead! PoKeMaNsshady 25% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning SSTAT bbdbb 35 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! PoKeMaNsshady 4 SPAM kills
Fragstealer PoKeMaNsHero 174 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! SSTAT bbdbb 395 damage per frag
What objective? SSTAT bbdbb 205 XP
Red Shirt PoKeMaNsshady 43 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? PoKeMaNsHero 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore SSTAT late 168 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut PoKeMaNsHero 1 team kills
Gingerbread man SSTAT bbdbb 21 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
PoKeMaNsHero298312412011126966357750/00/111/292/1225155213
PoKeMaNsshady5517824436111468835999730/01/420/234/228713625
PoKeMaNsHeady3511814402001242225335180/00/313/231/230213326
PoKeMaNs403795012410123713801176911660/01/344/237/227114128
SSTAT trmp67183223221110470147271380/02/121/170/321414337
SSTAT late81177263240115567245972130/04/020/183/121814435
SSTAT bbdbb115205383380121731844771900/02/035/102/319313654
SSTAT 88565869714134617691138015410/08/076/105/320814145
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
PoKeMaNsHero4014250011285894570/00/12/31/0K/DTKDDD
PoKeMaNsshady100264420011010834360/00/13/21/1/KXDKDKKD
PoKeMaNsHeady01206000158770800/00/00/40/1/DDDDD
PoKeMaNs4752615201318822436930/00/25/92/2
SSTAT trmp2019151001498633360/00/01/40/0DD/DDK
SSTAT late25045520002123154700/01/04/00/0/KK/KKK
SSTAT bbdbb852167100570770200/01/04/11/1/D/KK/K/K/DKK
SSTAT 118851214200824361882360/02/09/51/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
PoKeMaNsHero0305000030395900/00/00/50/0DDDDD
PoKeMaNsshady502436000399394100/01/12/10/1KDD//DK/K
PoKeMaNsHeady161416000376096700/00/11/20/0/DK/DD/
PoKeMaNs224141700062056286700/01/23/80/1
SSTAT trmp1253054000292774100/00/15/10/0K/KK/DKKD
SSTAT late10028550003833628360/02/02/21/0KD/K/K/KKD
SSTAT bbdbb20241510051107687180/00/01/00/0////K/
SSTAT 828211141001028672056540/02/18/31/0
Player Summary for erdenberg_t1
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
PoKeMaNsHero5330815200513382237180/00/07/111/0KK//DK/DKX/DKDDDDDK/KDKD
PoKeMaNsshady80671215311624041722190/00/011/82/0K/K/KDKD/TKDK/DK/DKDKKSK/KDD
PoKeMaNsHeady424561410041263145600/00/05/91/1/KDDKDDKDDK/K/DK/DDD
PoKeMaNs5814226446111550055415370/00/023/284/1
SSTAT trmp355651401128981578620/00/06/80/3DKDTD/D/DDDKDDSKDKKD
SSTAT late64509142015181118711370/00/08/102/1DDXK//KDXKKDKKT/DKK/K/DDDD
SSTAT bbdbb17582148301227061556740/00/015/60/1D/K/KKDTKDKKXDKKKKDKDKKK
SSTAT 9118828365139541550052730/00/029/242/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
PoKeMaNsHero12362160005770226700/00/02/100/1D//DDD/DDKKD/DDD/D
PoKeMaNsshady2761518100424762502180/00/24/121/0DK//D/DKDDDDD/DDKDKDDKD
PoKeMaNsHeady5047714100416122204180/00/27/80/0KD/KD//DKDDKDKDDKK/DD
PoKeMaNs3014414482001348586973360/00/413/301/1
SSTAT trmp12278119100523781775400/02/09/40/0KKD/KK/K//K/KDDKKDKK
SSTAT late6354711200517971551400/01/06/60/0D/DKK/KDDK/K/DK/KD
SSTAT bbdbb130781713300927981532980/01/015/31/1K//K/KDK/KK/KKKK/K/K/DK/KKDDKK
SSTAT 105210353360019697348581780/04/030/131/1

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Player Chats
SSTAT late [Warmup]: he comes without ac ok?
PoKeMaNsHeady [Warmup]: wtf is ac
SSTAT late [Warmup]: anticheat?
PoKeMaNsHeady [Warmup]: idc tbh
PoKeMaNsshady [Warmup]: not ok
SSTAT late [Warmup]: ok we dont paly
PoKeMaNsHeady [Warmup]: oh hes a polak
PoKeMaNsHeady [Warmup]: nvm he should get on anticheat
PoKeMaNsshady [Warmup]: too late its already 1:15
SSTAT late [Warmup]: trying but he cant
PoKeMaNsshady [Warmup]: after
PoKeMaNsshady [Warmup]: :$
PoKeMaNsHeady [Warmup]: dude
PoKeMaNsHeady [Warmup]: we just spent 30 minutes
PoKeMaNsHeady [Warmup]: explaining our 3rd
SSTAT trmp [Warmup]: true
PoKeMaNsHeady [Warmup]: u tell me someone playing ET for years cant get on it
SSTAT late [Warmup]: ye but abbadabba is different
SSTAT late [Warmup]: fucking autistic
SSTAT late [Warmup]: and shits
PoKeMaNsHeady [Warmup]: lol
SSTAT late [Warmup]: braincancer
PoKeMaNsshady [Countdown]: late isnt on either
[Countdown]: PoKeMaNsshadycalled a vote.
SSTAT late [Countdown]: i am
SSTAT late [Countdown]: :)
[Countdown]: *** Match Reset! ***
[Countdown]: Vote passed!
SSTAT late [Warmup]: wtf u want
PoKeMaNsshady [Warmup]: ur not on
SSTAT late [Warmup]: i am
SSTAT late [Warmup]: fucking kankers i have screenshot
SSTAT bbdbb [Warmup]: i hav eno AC
PoKeMaNsshady [Warmup]: ur not on
PoKeMaNsHeady [Warmup]: bro
SSTAT bbdbb [Warmup]: ye its what i say
PoKeMaNsshady [Warmup]: neither on the site
PoKeMaNsHeady [Warmup]: we aint playing no polaks w/o anticheat
PoKeMaNsHeady [Warmup]: fuck that
PoKeMaNsshady [Warmup]: :D
SSTAT bbdbb [Warmup]: ik ben NL
SSTAT bbdbb [Warmup]: lullo
SSTAT late [Warmup]: ryu
SSTAT late [Warmup]: rup
PoKeMaNsHeady [Warmup]: en wat dan
PoKeMaNsshady [Warmup]: outlaw insane base
PoKeMaNsHeady [Warmup]: maakt geen hol uit
PoKeMaNsshady [Warmup]: all nl :$
SSTAT late [Warmup]: what teh fuck u crying now
SSTAT late [Warmup]: rup
SSTAT late [Warmup]: we all have anticheat
PoKeMaNsshady [Warmup]: ok make screenshot and upload at gtv
PoKeMaNsshady [Warmup]: +D
SSTAT late [Warmup]: yes
ulumulu [Warmup]: axis speclock
SSTAT late [Warmup]: i do
PoKeMaNsshady [Warmup]: oke
SSTAT trmp [Warmup]: Xd
SSTAT late [Warmup]: rup
SSTAT late [Warmup]: rup
PoKeMaNsHeady [Warmup]: bro
PoKeMaNsHeady [Warmup]: we can read
PoKeMaNsHeady [Warmup]: ffs xd
SSTAT late [Warmup]: but u cant rup
PoKeMaNsHeady [Warmup]: arnt i
SSTAT late [Countdown]: gl hf
[8:35]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:27]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:32
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:32)
ulumulu [Warmup]: sa medic
SSTAT late [Warmup]: Quality rek provided by #SSTAT
SSTAT late [Countdown]: Quality rek provided by #SSTAT
SSTAT late [Countdown]: Quality rek provided by #SSTAT
SSTAT late [Countdown]: Quality rek provided by #SSTAT
SSTAT late [Countdown]: Quality rek provided by #SSTAT
SSTAT late [11:58]: apricot is homo LOL
SSTAT late [11:55]: Quality rek provided by #SSTAT
[10:48]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
SSTAT late [10:33]: teh fuck
SSTAT late [10:29]: ur body is full of shit
[10:27]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
SSTAT late [10:26]: cant take suit
[10:06]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
[9:50]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:45]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:58]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
SSTAT trmp [7:11]: dat guy
SSTAT trmp [7:06]: "all dead"
SSTAT bbdbb [6:47]: xzxdsfswd gesfdagrfade
SSTAT late [6:47]: XDä*T
SSTAT trmp [6:47]: Xddddddddddddddddddd
[5:12]: The East Flak88 has been destroyed!
[5:11]: Both Flak88 guns have been destroyed!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:49
SSTAT late [Countdown]: Quality rek provided by #SSTAT
SSTAT late [Countdown]: Quality rek provided by #SSTAT
SSTAT late [Countdown]: Quality rek provided by #SSTAT
SSTAT late [Countdown]: Quality rek provided by #SSTAT
SSTAT late [Countdown]: Quality rek provided by #SSTAT
SSTAT late [Countdown]: Quality rek provided by #SSTAT
[6:20]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:18]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[1:22]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[1:08]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[0:54]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[0:42]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
[0:29]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
SSTAT late [0:11]: :D!
SSTAT late [0:10]: Quality rek provided by #SSTAT
SSTAT late [0:10]: Quality rek provided by #SSTAT
SSTAT late [0:10]: Quality rek provided by #SSTAT
SSTAT late [0:10]: Quality rek provided by #SSTAT
SSTAT late [0:07]: Quality rek provided by #SSTAT
SSTAT late [0:06]: Quality rek provided by #SSTAT
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:49)
[Intermission]: PoKeMaNsshady disconnected
PoKeMaNsHeady [Intermission]: close
PoKeMaNsHeady [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: PoKeMaNsHeady disconnected
[Intermission]: PoKeMaNsHero disconnected
SSTAT bbdbb [Warmup]: gg

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