bigger than jesus vs Steroids (5389 views)

gb Artstar
se NuggaN
is phyZiC
de Oxy
nl SQuid
fi twidi
us TheEnd
us HAYZAY
us ipod
us detdet
ca anim
mt toxic

ET Reborn LAN 2015 - ODC
Semi-Final - Best Of 3

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11.01.15 21:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth C^D====3:d! PHYZiC 84 kills
Killing Spree C^D====3:d! PHYZiC 6 frags without being killed
Accountant C^D====3:d! PHYZiC 111% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ROIDS LOLPLAYER 26 gibs
...and stay dead! C====3:D! Artstar 35% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ROIDS HAYZAY 60 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ROIDS detdet 36 SPAM kills
Fragstealer C====3:D! twidi 141 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! C====3:D! Pelliku 226 damage per frag
What objective? ROIDS HAYZAY 403 XP
Red Shirt ROIDS detdet 96 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? C====3:D! Artstar 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore C====3:D! Artstar 298 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut C^D====3:d! PHYZiC 5 team kills
Gingerbread man ROIDS detdet 21 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
ROIDS detdet71285689614022111510100833530/015/610/3336/1316910547
ROIDS LOLPLAYER81386789626042012222121704290/03/853/377/815712754
ROIDS END67303598818031413273133352670/03/651/371/1022515247
ROIDS IMSHIT65277517762219970197523800/02/427/2417/819012344
ROIDS IPOD6028152871501149695134221960/01/837/378/1118615435
ROIDS HAYZAY78403709015011812857136542270/01/660/401/818415247
ROIDS 71193537853494213106692587241618520/025/6238/4070/818513646
C====3:D! twidi80226729013021510521100403860/013/65/3832/1714611235
C====3:D! NgN92296717614111212974113591230/04/344/386/1218314858
C====3:D! Artstar5422752951814121008894912690/01/333/416/1719499310
C^D====3:d! PHYZiC108310847623251013596120676470/07/549/367/916215564
C====3:D! Pelliku7329458801402711320117873210/07/741/407/1019514748
C====^C3:D! Oksii6229753849121211953119614700/06/134/435/1022614134
C====3:D! 7716503905019151668704526670522160/038/1206/4363/1018413447
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ROIDS detdet6598253850074260471500/03/110/63/0///DKKDKDK/KKKK/KK/KK/KKDDDKKD
ROIDS LOLPLAYER7911634431100660665510770/00/215/111/0DKKD/KDKKKKK/KDKDKK/KKDKKDKK/KDDDK/K/KDKDD
ROIDS END50851938700354846345500/00/115/110/0KKDKKDKKDKDK/K/DDDDK/KDKKDKDKD
ROIDS IMSHIT506717341005371945241620/01/15/64/1KDDDKK//KD/KDKKDKK/DK/DD
ROIDS IPOD42491433500234385365730/01/36/110/0DDDKKK/KKDDDDKDDDK/DDDD
ROIDS HAYZAY64942539600849685842730/00/216/90/0KDKDKKDK/DDD///K/KKK/KDK/KKDK/DDKDKD
ROIDS 5850913422535003127935323014350/05/1067/548/1
C====3:D! twidi906129323003436742761080/02/15/110/2/DK/KDDDD/KDDDDDKKDKDKDDKDK
C====3:D! NgN68502232400254584687360/00/14/120/1KKDXDDDK/D/DDDDDKDDDD
C====3:D! Artstar599625421100450254404320/01/19/111/2KD/KDDK/KDKD/DDDDDKDDKD/KKDKDK
C^D====3:d! PHYZiC163116493014014712052661000/05/019/120/0D/KDK/DTKDDKDD/KKD/KKKKDDKKDKKKDKKKKKKDKK
C====3:D! Pelliku77632431400349844711360/01/27/110/2DKDKDDDDDKDK/DKDD/DDDDDK/KKD
C====^C3:D! Oksii6074213531035347459100/01/011/110/1KDKKD/D/DK/SKDDKDKDDKDKDKKDDK
C====3:D! 8646017020239111932301279353120/010/555/681/8
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ROIDS detdet88681618100628561545580/03/10/913/3KK/KDD/K/KKKDDKDK/KKK/KDKD/DDXDKDKD
ROIDS LOLPLAYER115601513801616151967370/03/113/30/3K/KK/KD/K/KDKKK/TKD/DKKKDKDKD
ROIDS END107851514400723951953280/01/210/51/1KKK/KKDK/K/D/X/DK/KKD/KDKKDKKD
ROIDS IMSHIT72548110025133912412180/00/09/41/2DDKD/K///DKDKTTKK/KKD
ROIDS IPOD5068816200421462439180/00/16/72/4DKDKDDKDDK/DDK//KKDDD/DK
ROIDS HAYZAY1061071615200430462610720/00/015/91/2KDDK/KD/D/KDKK/KDKKKKDKXKDKDDKKD
ROIDS 90442788717033213397117554310/07/553/3718/15
C====3:D! twidi60401220401219102207950/04/20/109/5DKDDDTKKDKD/DDK/DDKDDKDDKDKKDKDDK
C====3:D! NgN6656101520052081206600/00/19/91/2KDKKDDKXD/DKKKDXK/DKD/D/K/D
C====3:D! Artstar2337417101410902159510/00/14/71/3/DDD/DDD/DTKDDDDK/DKKD
C^D====3:d! PHYZiC5766814301223582498630/02/27/70/3D/KDDKDTDKD/KDKDDKDKDKD
C====3:D! Pelliku100561313500121992209180/00/211/82/2KDKDKKDDKDKKDDKDKDKDKK/KDD
C====^C3:D! Oksii5763814100121172258620/00/05/112/3DKDDXKDKDKK/DDDDKKDDDDK
C====3:D! 61318559316031511755133972890/06/836/5215/18

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ROIDS detdet371838000237658100/01/00/12/5DDDDD/DKKK/
ROIDS LOLPLAYER14131700123367561160/00/01/31/2/DKDTD/DD
ROIDS END1331743100077876900/00/04/20/2DKXKDKKD
ROIDS IMSHIT12540540002101568000/00/04/11/1DKKK/KK/D
ROIDS IPOD23322733000848424240/00/11/26/0KKDKKDKKDK
ROIDS HAYZAY1503264200178353200/00/06/30/0DKD/KKDKKK
ROIDS 11514226296017413637421400/01/116/1210/10
C====3:D! twidi1002266100262355300/01/00/35/1KK/KKD/KDDKD
C====3:D! NgN711657100267169500/00/02/13/4KK/DKDKKD/DD
C====3:D! Artstar4001441211018211140300/00/04/32/1TDKSDKKDKKD
C^D====3:d! PHYZiC000400000000/00/00/30/1DDDD
C====3:D! Pelliku5032240000620762360/00/12/30/1XDKDKDD
C====^C3:D! Oksii571947100266464600/00/04/30/2/KDDKK/DKDD
C====3:D! 1131032129511643993796660/01/112/1610/10
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ROIDS detdet50439181021154420462950/04/30/107/3KTDKKDDDDKDDKDDKDDKDTDDDDKDK/
ROIDS LOLPLAYER751031216501116412024700/00/211/132/1DKDKDDD/KDKDKDXDKKDKDDKKTDDKKD
ROIDS END785211143022222823211380/02/111/90/1KDDKDDDT/KDTDKKK/KDKDDKDKKD
ROIDS IMSHIT6863111632032009194500/01/22/78/3XDDKDDDKDD/DKK/DKD/KSKSKKKXKD
ROIDS IPOD63581219301413752753750/00/013/100/5/DD/KTDD/KKK/XDDKDDKKKDKDKDDDKDKD
ROIDS HAYZAY57951119200322192515180/01/210/110/4/KDDDKXKDD/DDKDDKDKDXDKD/KKKKDDD
ROIDS 654146610217261411016136045960/08/1047/6017/17
C====3:D! twidi86381315301514661269810/03/10/49/6DKKDK/KDK/KK/KK/KDDTKK/DDXDKDD
C====3:D! NgN1901021910300127561873580/03/115/81/3/KXXKKKKKKKDXKDKDDKDKDKKKDKKDKKD
C====3:D! Artstar808012154023215217881560/00/19/82/4DDKKKD/DDDKKK/DXKDDD/TTKDKKKKD
C^D====3:d! PHYZiC1259020164223275419052470/00/215/87/1DKK/TDSKKK/KKDKTDKDKKDKD/KKDKKSKDDKDKK
C====3:D! Pelliku115681513100023582028900/02/113/90/3KKKDKKKDKKDKKDDKDKKDDDDKKDDD
C====^C3:D! Oksii50837142013211821531800/01/16/81/3/TDKDK/D/KKDDDKKDXDDKDD
C====3:D! 108461868317261513604110168120/09/758/4520/20

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ROIDS detdet10758151470052474119600/04/10/711/2KK/DDK/KDDK/KDKKDK/KKK/XDKKKDD
ROIDS LOLPLAYER949416172015256419131290/00/313/73/2/KKKDKKDKKD/D/KKKDDKK//TKDDKDDKDKD
ROIDS END52641019301223881947510/00/211/100/6DDDKDK/DKDDDKDKXKDDDKKDK/KDTDDD
ROIDS IMSHIT8353101220041619136200/00/17/63/1D/KDKDKKKD/KKKDK//KDDD
ROIDS IPOD6884111620041888244160/00/311/70/2DDDDK/KKKDKKD/DD/KKDKKDKD/D
ROIDS HAYZAY92751213301218412155640/00/213/80/2K/KKDKDKDDTDDDKK/KDDDKKKXKD
ROIDS 83428749119032212774110142500/04/1255/4517/15
C====3:D! twidi706512172003215517351020/03/20/109/3KDKKDDKDKDKDD/DK/KKKDDDDKXDDK/X
C====3:D! NgN125721512411220082038290/01/014/81/2KDKKKDKDKDKKKDDK/KKDDDK/KTDSK
C====3:D! Artstar35072000010000/00/07/120/7DKDDDKDK/XDDDKDDDXDDXDDKKKD
C^D====3:d! PHYZiC58387122011136423982370/00/18/60/4DDKDDKDDDKDD/TKKDKDK
C====3:D! Pelliku21754194023115920771410/04/18/95/2KK/DK/DKDD/DDKKDKKDDKKTKKDKDDKKT
C====^C3:D! Oksii925813142013170723132280/04/08/102/1/KDKDKDKKKTDDKDKDKDDKDK/KDK/
C====3:D! 6730858941415138393105617370/012/445/5517/19

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Player Chats
[9:56]: Reborn|Foreigner disconnected
[9:32]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:32]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:30]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[9:13]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:32]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[6:21]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[5:25]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:22]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:49]: Reborn|Foreigner connected
[2:43]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
ROIDS HAYZAY [0:12]: wp
[0:10]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:11 (original: 10:22)
ROIDS IPOD [Warmup]: R up
ROIDS END [Warmup]: RUPS
ROIDS END [Warmup]: got shit to do
ROIDS IMSHIT [Warmup]: rup guys
ROIDS END [Warmup]: stratting cuz there nervous
ROIDS IPOD [Warmup]: Radar got u nervous?
ROIDS END [Warmup]: bunch of nervous nerds
C^D====3:d! PHYZiC [Warmup]: :d
ROIDS END [Warmup]: who have never touched a girl
C====3:D! NgN [Warmup]: shhh you got time mcdonalds is open 24/7
ROIDS IMSHIT [Warmup]: if phyzic doesnt play we win
ROIDS HAYZAY [Warmup]: LOL
C^D====3:d! PHYZiC [Warmup]: .DDDDDDDDDDDD
ROIDS LOLPLAYER [Warmup]: nah fuck that lie man
ROIDS IMSHIT [Warmup]: take phyzic out
ROIDS END [Warmup]: Nuggan wears a gaming glove
C^D====3:d! PHYZiC [Warmup]: caling us nerds with ipod 24/7 on ur team
C^D====3:d! PHYZiC [Warmup]: loving
ROIDS IMSHIT [Warmup]: and put someone else in (not olbaa)
ROIDS END [Warmup]: kid is clearly a gay
ROIDS LOLPLAYER [Warmup]: i went into mcdonalds at 4 am they said they were closed for 30 min
C^D====3:d! PHYZiC [Warmup]: it
ROIDS IMSHIT [Warmup]: and we win
C====^C3:D! Oksii [Warmup]: 3.7k tox
C====3:D! NgN [Warmup]: hell yea I do, GUNNAR GLASSES as well
C====3:D! NgN [Warmup]: =D
ROIDS IPOD [Warmup]: phyzic saying the word nerd
ROIDS IPOD [Warmup]: et is dead
ROIDS IMSHIT [Warmup]: im not saying i was key :D
C====^C3:D! Oksii [Warmup]: :D
ROIDS IMSHIT [Warmup]: oxy still looking at damage
ROIDS IMSHIT [Warmup]: in 2015
C^D====3:d! PHYZiC [Warmup]: :D
ROIDS IMSHIT [Warmup]: LoL
ROIDS IMSHIT [Warmup]: ITS ABOUT WHAT U OFFER TO THE TEAM
C====^C3:D! Oksii [Warmup]: says the guy yelling after every game
C====3:D! NgN [Countdown]: gl hf
ROIDS IMSHIT [Countdown]: to play another
C====^C3:D! Oksii [Countdown]: "AT LEAST IM NOT LOWEST DMG"
ROIDS IPOD [Countdown]: hes yelling at us :(
ROIDS IMSHIT [Countdown]: :D
ROIDS END [Countdown]: he only yells at nerds like you apparently
[7:35]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:29]: Main blast door opening!
[7:17]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[7:17]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:14]: Main blast door closing!
[6:10]: Reborn|Foreigner disconnected
[5:33]: Axis have returned the objective!
[5:31]: Reborn|Foreigner connected
C====3:D! twidi [5:00]: lol
[4:03]: Main blast door opening!
[3:51]: Main blast door closing!
[3:40]: Main blast door opening!
[3:28]: Main blast door closing!
[3:16]: Main blast door opening!
[3:02]: Main blast door closing!
[2:58]: Main blast door opening!
[2:37]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:22
C====^C3:D! Oksii [Warmup]: two42.Sheep: my 6 key types 6, wtf?
C====^C3:D! Oksii [Warmup]: tox right now "AT LEAST IM NOT LOWEST DMG ON SERVER"
C^D====3:d! PHYZiC [Warmup]: :D
ROIDS IMSHIT [Warmup]: i didnt get ?
C====^C3:D! Oksii [Warmup]: no =D
ROIDS IMSHIT [Warmup]: score
ROIDS IMSHIT [Warmup]: i just said im lagging like a bitch actually
ROIDS IMSHIT [Warmup]: :D
C====^C3:D! Oksii [Warmup]: sure you did
ROIDS IMSHIT [Warmup]: -22:13:24- (@toxic) im lagging hard
ROIDS END [Warmup]: oxy eats a vicodin and takes a nap
C^D====3:d! PHYZiC [Warmup]: not thats kardon
ROIDS END [Warmup]: soft as shit
C====3:D! Pelliku [Warmup]: 22:13 @toxic: why these americans so shit
ROIDS IMSHIT [Warmup]: nice fake
ROIDS detdet [Warmup]: WOW TOXIC
ROIDS END [Warmup]: thats fucked up
ROIDS LOLPLAYER [Warmup]: kardon pops vicodin like its chewable flinstone tablets
ROIDS detdet [Warmup]: esp after we made you an honorary mcdonalds member
ROIDS END [Countdown]: TEAM usa vs team never touched a girl
[5:56]: The Doors are opening!!
[5:37]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[5:37]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:47]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:35 (original: 7:22)
ROIDS IPOD [Intermission]: tails
ROIDS END [Intermission]: how do you guys play all the time and lose
C^D====3:d! PHYZiC [Intermission]: :D
ROIDS END [Intermission]: you should eat some mcdonalds
ROIDS LOLPLAYER [Countdown]: hf
[14:41]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:50]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:49]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[13:48]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:31]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
ROIDS IMSHIT [13:11]: >)
[13:10]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
ROIDS END [12:48]: Twidi wears a diaper
ROIDS END [12:45]: doesnt leave his computer
[12:40]: Reborn|Foreigner disconnected
[12:34]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[12:15]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[12:10]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:22]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[11:04]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[10:32]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[10:31]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[10:01]: The Allied Truck is in position!
ROIDS END [9:52]: what a virgin
[9:44]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[9:31]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[9:25]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[8:30]: Reborn|Foreigner connected
[7:04]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:56
[7:40]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:10]: Reborn|Foreigner connected
[5:34]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[4:59]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[4:49]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[3:51]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:43]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:00]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:57]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:49]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[1:40]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[1:40]: Reborn|Foreigner disconnected
[1:14]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
C====3:D! Artstar [1:11]: wp
ROIDS LOLPLAYER [1:07]: ggs
[1:04]: The Allies have activated the crane!
ROIDS LOLPLAYER [0:54]: ggs
[0:50]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
ROIDS LOLPLAYER [0:47]: whoops lol
ROIDS IMSHIT [0:46]: gg
ROIDS IMSHIT [0:24]: AKLNGAKLGM
ROIDS detdet [0:08]: is this finals
ROIDS END [0:05]: We gave u guys a map and u still lost
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:56)
C====3:D! twidi [Intermission]: gg
ROIDS HAYZAY [Intermission]: ggs boys
ROIDS detdet [Intermission]: guys is this final
[Intermission]: C====3:D! twidi disconnected
ROIDS IPOD [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: C====3:d! PHYZiC disconnected
[Intermission]: C====3:D! NgN disconnected
[Intermission]: C====3:D! Artstar disconnected
[Intermission]: ROIDS detdet disconnected
[Intermission]: C====3:D! Oksii disconnected

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