bigger than jesus vs Steroids (5389 views)
Artstar
NuggaN
phyZiC
Oxy
SQuid
twidi
NuggaN
phyZiC
Oxy
SQuid
twidi
TheEnd
HAYZAY
ipod
detdet
anim
toxic
HAYZAY
ipod
detdet
anim
toxic
11.01.15 21:45 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | C^D====3:d! PHYZiC | 84 kills |
Killing Spree | C^D====3:d! PHYZiC | 6 frags without being killed |
Accountant | C^D====3:d! PHYZiC | 111% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | ROIDS LOLPLAYER | 26 gibs |
...and stay dead! | C====3:D! Artstar | 35% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | ROIDS HAYZAY | 60 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | ROIDS detdet | 36 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | C====3:D! twidi | 141 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | C====3:D! Pelliku | 226 damage per frag |
What objective? | ROIDS HAYZAY | 403 XP |
Red Shirt | ROIDS detdet | 96 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | C====3:D! Artstar | 10 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | C====3:D! Artstar | 298 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | C^D====3:d! PHYZiC | 5 team kills |
Gingerbread man | ROIDS detdet | 21 /kills |
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[9:56]: | Reborn|Foreigner disconnected |
[9:32]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[9:32]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:30]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[9:13]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[8:32]: | Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker! |
[6:21]: | Allies have breached the Side Entrance! |
[5:25]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[5:22]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[3:49]: | Reborn|Foreigner connected |
[2:43]: | Allies have secured the East Radar Parts! |
ROIDS HAYZAY [0:12]: | wp |
[0:10]: | Allies have secured the West Radar Parts! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 10:11 (original: 10:22) |
ROIDS IPOD [Warmup]: | R up |
ROIDS END [Warmup]: | RUPS |
ROIDS END [Warmup]: | got shit to do |
ROIDS IMSHIT [Warmup]: | rup guys |
ROIDS END [Warmup]: | stratting cuz there nervous |
ROIDS IPOD [Warmup]: | Radar got u nervous? |
ROIDS END [Warmup]: | bunch of nervous nerds |
C^D====3:d! PHYZiC [Warmup]: | :d |
ROIDS END [Warmup]: | who have never touched a girl |
C====3:D! NgN [Warmup]: | shhh you got time mcdonalds is open 24/7 |
ROIDS IMSHIT [Warmup]: | if phyzic doesnt play we win |
ROIDS HAYZAY [Warmup]: | LOL |
C^D====3:d! PHYZiC [Warmup]: | .DDDDDDDDDDDD |
ROIDS LOLPLAYER [Warmup]: | nah fuck that lie man |
ROIDS IMSHIT [Warmup]: | take phyzic out |
ROIDS END [Warmup]: | Nuggan wears a gaming glove |
C^D====3:d! PHYZiC [Warmup]: | caling us nerds with ipod 24/7 on ur team |
C^D====3:d! PHYZiC [Warmup]: | loving |
ROIDS IMSHIT [Warmup]: | and put someone else in (not olbaa) |
ROIDS END [Warmup]: | kid is clearly a gay |
ROIDS LOLPLAYER [Warmup]: | i went into mcdonalds at 4 am they said they were closed for 30 min |
C^D====3:d! PHYZiC [Warmup]: | it |
ROIDS IMSHIT [Warmup]: | and we win |
C====^C3:D! Oksii [Warmup]: | 3.7k tox |
C====3:D! NgN [Warmup]: | hell yea I do, GUNNAR GLASSES as well |
C====3:D! NgN [Warmup]: | =D |
ROIDS IPOD [Warmup]: | phyzic saying the word nerd |
ROIDS IPOD [Warmup]: | et is dead |
ROIDS IMSHIT [Warmup]: | im not saying i was key :D |
C====^C3:D! Oksii [Warmup]: | :D |
ROIDS IMSHIT [Warmup]: | oxy still looking at damage |
ROIDS IMSHIT [Warmup]: | in 2015 |
C^D====3:d! PHYZiC [Warmup]: | :D |
ROIDS IMSHIT [Warmup]: | LoL |
ROIDS IMSHIT [Warmup]: | ITS ABOUT WHAT U OFFER TO THE TEAM |
C====^C3:D! Oksii [Warmup]: | says the guy yelling after every game |
C====3:D! NgN [Countdown]: | gl hf |
ROIDS IMSHIT [Countdown]: | to play another |
C====^C3:D! Oksii [Countdown]: | "AT LEAST IM NOT LOWEST DMG" |
ROIDS IPOD [Countdown]: | hes yelling at us :( |
ROIDS IMSHIT [Countdown]: | :D |
ROIDS END [Countdown]: | he only yells at nerds like you apparently |
[7:35]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[7:29]: | Main blast door opening! |
[7:17]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[7:17]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:14]: | Main blast door closing! |
[6:10]: | Reborn|Foreigner disconnected |
[5:33]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
[5:31]: | Reborn|Foreigner connected |
C====3:D! twidi [5:00]: | lol |
[4:03]: | Main blast door opening! |
[3:51]: | Main blast door closing! |
[3:40]: | Main blast door opening! |
[3:28]: | Main blast door closing! |
[3:16]: | Main blast door opening! |
[3:02]: | Main blast door closing! |
[2:58]: | Main blast door opening! |
[2:37]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 7:22 |
C====^C3:D! Oksii [Warmup]: | two42.Sheep: my 6 key types 6, wtf? |
C====^C3:D! Oksii [Warmup]: | tox right now "AT LEAST IM NOT LOWEST DMG ON SERVER" |
C^D====3:d! PHYZiC [Warmup]: | :D |
ROIDS IMSHIT [Warmup]: | i didnt get ? |
C====^C3:D! Oksii [Warmup]: | no =D |
ROIDS IMSHIT [Warmup]: | score |
ROIDS IMSHIT [Warmup]: | i just said im lagging like a bitch actually |
ROIDS IMSHIT [Warmup]: | :D |
C====^C3:D! Oksii [Warmup]: | sure you did |
ROIDS IMSHIT [Warmup]: | -22:13:24- (@toxic) im lagging hard |
ROIDS END [Warmup]: | oxy eats a vicodin and takes a nap |
C^D====3:d! PHYZiC [Warmup]: | not thats kardon |
ROIDS END [Warmup]: | soft as shit |
C====3:D! Pelliku [Warmup]: | 22:13 @toxic: why these americans so shit |
ROIDS IMSHIT [Warmup]: | nice fake |
ROIDS detdet [Warmup]: | WOW TOXIC |
ROIDS END [Warmup]: | thats fucked up |
ROIDS LOLPLAYER [Warmup]: | kardon pops vicodin like its chewable flinstone tablets |
ROIDS detdet [Warmup]: | esp after we made you an honorary mcdonalds member |
ROIDS END [Countdown]: | TEAM usa vs team never touched a girl |
[5:56]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[5:37]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[5:37]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[4:47]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 2:35 (original: 7:22) |
ROIDS IPOD [Intermission]: | tails |
ROIDS END [Intermission]: | how do you guys play all the time and lose |
C^D====3:d! PHYZiC [Intermission]: | :D |
ROIDS END [Intermission]: | you should eat some mcdonalds |
ROIDS LOLPLAYER [Countdown]: | hf |
[14:41]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[13:50]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[13:49]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[13:48]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[13:31]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
ROIDS IMSHIT [13:11]: | >) |
[13:10]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
ROIDS END [12:48]: | Twidi wears a diaper |
ROIDS END [12:45]: | doesnt leave his computer |
[12:40]: | Reborn|Foreigner disconnected |
[12:34]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[12:15]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[12:10]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[11:22]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[11:04]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[10:32]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[10:31]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall! |
[10:01]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
ROIDS END [9:52]: | what a virgin |
[9:44]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[9:31]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
[9:25]: | The Crane Controls have been destroyed. |
[8:30]: | Reborn|Foreigner connected |
[7:04]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 7:56 |
[7:40]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:10]: | Reborn|Foreigner connected |
[5:34]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[4:59]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[4:49]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[3:51]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[3:43]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[3:00]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[2:57]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[2:49]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[1:40]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[1:40]: | Reborn|Foreigner disconnected |
[1:14]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
C====3:D! Artstar [1:11]: | wp |
ROIDS LOLPLAYER [1:07]: | ggs |
[1:04]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
ROIDS LOLPLAYER [0:54]: | ggs |
[0:50]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
ROIDS LOLPLAYER [0:47]: | whoops lol |
ROIDS IMSHIT [0:46]: | gg |
ROIDS IMSHIT [0:24]: | AKLNGAKLGM |
ROIDS detdet [0:08]: | is this finals |
ROIDS END [0:05]: | We gave u guys a map and u still lost |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:56) |
C====3:D! twidi [Intermission]: | gg |
ROIDS HAYZAY [Intermission]: | ggs boys |
ROIDS detdet [Intermission]: | guys is this final |
[Intermission]: | C====3:D! twidi disconnected |
ROIDS IPOD [Intermission]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | C====3:d! PHYZiC disconnected |
[Intermission]: | C====3:D! NgN disconnected |
[Intermission]: | C====3:D! Artstar disconnected |
[Intermission]: | ROIDS detdet disconnected |
[Intermission]: | C====3:D! Oksii disconnected |
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