bukkake Paradise 69 vs dwukropekha (1582 views)

13.01.15 15:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth :h Elviss 51 kills
Killing Spree bP69 froxe 5 frags without being killed
Accountant :h Elviss 86% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! :h Hevimies 8 gibs
...and stay dead! bP69 StrAf 23% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning :h Elviss 47 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! :h Elviss 4 SPAM kills
Fragstealer :h Elviss 183 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! :h Hevimies 239 damage per frag
What objective? :h Elviss 329 XP
Red Shirt bP69 StrAf 73 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? bP69 StrAf 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore bP69 froxe 133 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut bP69 froxe 2 team kills
Gingerbread man :h Hevimies 25 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
bP69 froxe5528033597121771588092720/01/132/382/321713559
bP69 StrAf42212317371120842595351410/00/529/463/3272129313
bP69 484926413214233715583176272130/01/561/465/3245132411
:h Elviss85329515941124100448107660/01/147/314/319713546
:h Hevimies76294425580125758374761090/05/035/283/318113659
:h 816239311412124917627155831750/06/082/287/318913658
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bP69 froxe3793616212219172189540/00/18/120/1XDK/DDDDK/KDTTDKKSDDDDKDD
bP69 StrAf25687270019225627851230/00/17/171/2TD/K/DDK/K//DKDXXDDD/D//D/DKDDDKDDDKD
bP69 31161134321311417349741770/00/215/291/3
:h Elviss10097131310052786220200/00/012/81/0/DKKK/KDKDDKKDK/K/KKDKK/DD
:h Hevimies13899181340082188197100/02/015/51/0K/KDK/KD/DKK/KD//K/K/KKKKDKKKKK
:h 1191963126500134974417300/02/027/132/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bP69 froxe601735000239157400/00/03/20/1D/K/KKDD
bP69 StrAf0305000123048000/00/00/30/1D/DDD
bP69 30203100003621105400/00/03/50/2
:h Elviss2004463100165725500/00/04/22/1K/KDDKKKKX
:h Hevimies2026151014397366730/00/01/11/0K///D/T
:h 110707820151054621730/00/05/33/1
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bP69 froxe80102162040072165233700/01/013/122/1DKK/K/D//DKKDDD/KDK/KDKKKK/KDKKDKDDD
bP69 StrAf5280112110083079282600/00/211/110/0KDKDK/D/DK//KDKDK/KD/KDD/KDK/DDD
bP69 661822741500155244516300/01/224/232/1
:h Elviss651001320111425162585660/00/113/131/1DDKDK//DDKKDKKDDDKSKTDDDDKDKDK/KK/
:h Hevimies81107131620042647265900/02/010/111/2KKDDDK//KK/D/KDKDKDKDXDKDDKDKK
:h 732072636311851635244660/02/123/242/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bP69 froxe4468818100626852992180/00/08/120/0KKDDD/KDDKD///D/DD/KDKDKDK
bP69 StrAf65611320610228603444180/00/211/152/0DKSKKDDDD/DKD/KKDKDKDDKDDDKDKDKKD
bP69 551292138710855456436360/00/219/272/0
:h Elviss82881923100144085306500/01/018/80/1DKDDKK//K/K/KDK/D/K/K/K/KK/KK/DK/K/DK/KDDK
:h Hevimies47621021100923512480360/01/09/110/1KDKDK/KD//K/KD/DD/D/DKK/DK/KDDD
:h 6515029442002364365545360/02/027/190/2

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Player Chats
bP69 froxe [Warmup]: ei oo
:h Elviss [Warmup]: >D
:h Hevimies [Warmup]: nimi oli ainaki
:h Hevimies [Warmup]: ku liitty pelii
bP69 froxe [Warmup]: joo joku konffi nimi vaan ku ei oo vaihtanu
:h Elviss [Warmup]: vittu paska?
:h Elviss [Warmup]: paska vittu?
bP69 froxe [Warmup]: toi on ihan 10vuotta pelannu ranskalaine kaeri
bP69 froxe [Warmup]: kaveri*
:h Elviss [Countdown]: hf
:h Hevimies [Countdown]: juu kyllä mää tiedän sen
bP69 froxe [9:58]: HAVEFUN
[9:07]: Allies capture the factory district!
[9:06]: Axis recapture the factory district!
bP69 froxe [8:02]: shouldnt have agreed to play if I knew this shit was on
[7:23]: Allies capture the factory district!
bP69 StrAf [7:07]: 8'D
[6:44]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
bP69 StrAf [5:13]: 2v2 r for mongols btw
bP69 froxe [4:59]: >D
bP69 froxe [4:45]: taa on kyl nyt niin laadukasta pelia
:h Hevimies [4:33]: vähöä
[3:59]: The side gate has been built!
bP69 StrAf [3:58]: warp more
[3:57]: Allies have destroyed the Side Door!
bP69 StrAf [3:57]: :D
[3:25]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
bP69 StrAf [1:31]: 8'D
bP69 StrAf [1:31]: 8'D
bP69 StrAf [1:31]: 8'D
bP69 StrAf [1:31]: 8'D
bP69 StrAf [1:31]: 8'D
[1:16]: The side gate has been destroyed!
bP69 StrAf [0:25]: We can see u'r used to play such an interesting format
bP69 froxe [0:05]: ELVISS IT WAS A 1v1 PISTOL DUEL
bP69 froxe [0:03]: NICE RUINING IT
:h Elviss [0:01]: :d
bP69 froxe [0:01]: THANK YOU
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
:h Hevimies [Countdown]: päähä osuu ihan hyvin mut acc ei ole häävi
[9:44]: Allies capture the factory district!
[9:31]: The side gate has been built!
[9:06]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[8:37]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:33]: Allies have destroyed the Side Door!
[8:18]: The side gate has been destroyed!
bP69 froxe [8:12]: jumis
:h Hevimies [8:11]: nice bug =DD
bP69 froxe [8:06]: no ku räjäytit mut siihe :D
bP69 StrAf [7:25]: elvis plz
:h Elviss [7:22]: :d?
bP69 StrAf [7:20]: piece of cheating shit :!=)
:h Elviss [7:17]: hahaah
:h Elviss [7:17]: please
:h Elviss [7:16]: :)
bP69 StrAf [7:11]: not kiddin
bP69 StrAf [7:07]: it has been 5years now
bP69 StrAf [7:07]: 8'D
[6:53]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[6:53]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[6:53]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[6:53]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[6:53]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[6:53]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:06 (original: 10:00)
:h Elviss [Warmup]: i never cheated
bP69 StrAf [Warmup]: man
bP69 StrAf [Warmup]: :D
:h Elviss [Warmup]: and i wasnt busted
:h Elviss [Warmup]: :O)
:h Elviss [Warmup]: never man x=]
bP69 StrAf [Countdown]: noone is getting busted in ET
:h Elviss [Countdown]: please... :)
[Countdown]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[Countdown]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[Countdown]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
bP69 froxe [Countdown]: paly
bP69 froxe [11:58]: hf
[10:08]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:54]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:48]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
bP69 StrAf [9:43]: and btw who is koodege ?
bP69 StrAf [9:41]: rly ?
bP69 StrAf [9:41]: 8'D
bP69 StrAf [9:41]: Ca sent le LAIDERON !
bP69 StrAf [9:40]: LA ZUMBA BUENA
bP69 froxe [9:17]: toi ei osaa pelaa 2v2
[9:17]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
bP69 froxe [9:15]: vaha vaikeeta
:h Hevimies [9:13]: :D
[9:08]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:22]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:09]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
:h Elviss [8:04]: 8(
[8:03]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
bP69 StrAf [7:52]: u forgot to click activate for this duel
:h Elviss [7:48]: HAHAH
:h Elviss [7:46]: so mad retard
bP69 StrAf [7:39]: ugly shit stfu
[7:35]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:00]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
bP69 StrAf [6:33]: 8'D
[6:01]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:48]: The Allied Truck is in position!
bP69 StrAf [5:36]: 8'D
:h Hevimies [4:52]: :D
[4:28]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:27]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:14]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
bP69 StrAf [2:41]: 8'D
bP69 StrAf [2:41]: 8'D
[1:22]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:37
:h Elviss [Countdown]: hfff
:h Elviss [10:13]: man, go for the flag
:h Elviss [10:12]: 8D
:h Hevimies [10:11]: :D
bP69 StrAf [10:10]: 8'D
bP69 froxe [9:58]: hard to go when we dont know ur spawn and we have long >d
:h Elviss [7:07]: STRAF u are so madness
:h Elviss [7:06]: rooofl
bP69 StrAf [6:41]: u'r so english
[5:15]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:10]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[4:15]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[4:10]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
bP69 StrAf [4:07]: 8'D
:h Hevimies [3:12]: millä ilmeellä en osu toho vaikka tähtäin on kii
bP69 froxe [3:05]: no ei tohon sun kaa kaverii osu
bP69 StrAf [2:33]: u can say im unhit
bP69 StrAf [2:29]: unknown shit :D
:h Elviss [2:24]: unknown:D?
:h Hevimies [2:20]: <mamut|JaKaZc> u r retarded jezuz fucking christ
bP69 StrAf [2:11]: gr8 quote
bP69 StrAf [1:54]: 8'D
bP69 StrAf [1:54]: 8'D
bP69 StrAf [1:53]: 8'D
bP69 StrAf [1:52]: u knew
bP69 StrAf [1:50]: 8'D
:h Elviss [1:48]: i saw you
:h Elviss [1:46]: u can watch gtv
[0:46]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
:h Elviss [0:46]: :D
:h Hevimies [0:04]: its gg right?
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:37)
[Intermission]: bP69 froxe disconnected
:h Elviss [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: bP69 Elviss disconnected

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