Pornoduo vs retroGlory (3791 views)

de Joka
de Lagz
fi stm
fi VenoM32


Crossfire ET 2on2 Tournament
Group B
Week 1

Decider of the Week #1: sw_goldrush_te

Groups - #crossfire - Rules
08.02.15 19:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth /pD/Joka 72 kills
Killing Spree /pD/Joka 7 frags without being killed
Accountant /pD/Joka 103% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! /pD/Lagz 9 gibs
...and stay dead! /pD/Lagz 19% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning /pD/Joka 61 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! /pD/Joka 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer /pD/Joka 131 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! retroGlory ~ stm 373 damage per frag
What objective? /pD/Joka 484 XP
Red Shirt retroGlory ~ stm 87 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? retroGlory ~ stm 18 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore retroGlory ~ stm 143 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut retroGlory ~ stm 4 team kills
Gingerbread man /pD/Joka 25 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
/pD/Joka103484727070025115779268900/02/461/399/216113274
/pD/Lagz8137348599002481707745180/03/547/335/3170131610
/pD/9385712012916004919747170131080/05/5108/3314/316613277
retroGlory ~ VenoM3251330428340221861210347240/03/238/593/5205125413
retroGlory ~ stm503214487514229302106371380/06/340/552/9211121318
retroGlory ~ 50651861709164317914209841620/09/378/555/9208123416
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
/pD/Joka601235000138350500/00/12/31/0DKK/KDDD
/pD/Lagz331413000030146900/00/01/20/1KDDD
/pD/472648000168497400/00/13/51/1
retroGlory ~ VenoM322503452000060739900/01/03/11/1KDDKKKK
retroGlory ~ stm1001022100036728500/00/02/20/0KDDK
retroGlory ~ 1754474100097468400/01/05/31/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
/pD/Joka01603000113843500/00/00/20/0/DD
/pD/Lagz1001444000157753000/00/03/31/0KK/KDKDD
/pD/503047000271596500/00/03/51/0
retroGlory ~ VenoM321001133000151329100/00/03/20/0DDKK/K
retroGlory ~ stm1002222000045242400/00/02/10/1DKDK
retroGlory ~ 1003355000196571500/00/05/30/1
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
/pD/Joka10410922212001433512415540/02/019/61/1K/K/D/KKDDD/K//KK/K/KK/DKDKKK/KKKK//K/K/KKD
/pD/Lagz1151042320500123405233600/01/020/62/2DK/K/KDD/K/KK//KKK/KK/KK/KDK/DKKKKDKK/DK/DK
/pD/11021345417002667564751540/03/039/123/3
retroGlory ~ VenoM32167053010172137322120/00/14/262/0KDDK//DKK//D//DXDDDDDDDKXDDDDDDT/DDXDDXD
retroGlory ~ stm351011028204626143535660/00/213/181/3DDDK/DK/KD/DDDTDDDKDTKDDKDDDDDKX/D/TKDDTKK/
retroGlory ~ 2617115583051347516756680/00/317/443/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
/pD/Joka781181519100427452565180/00/113/132/1KDDD/KDKDDKK//KK/KDDKDDKDKKDDKKKDD
/pD/Lagz236052120042107287900/00/54/121/0DDDDDDDD//KK/KK/DDDDDDDDKD
/pD/511782040300848525444180/00/617/253/1
retroGlory ~ VenoM3261691118100622362711200/01/010/100/2KD/K/K/D/KKDKDDD/DD/KKDKKDKDD
retroGlory ~ stm110972119200113208214100/05/015/71/1K/K/K/K/K/KK/K/DDD/DKK/KK/KDKKKDK/KKDDKK
retroGlory ~ 8616632373001754444852200/06/025/171/3
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
/pD/Joka85112121420032236174700/00/212/90/0DDDKD/K/DDKDKK/KDKKKDDKDKK
/pD/Lagz6360711100212371531180/00/07/90/0DKKDDKK/KD/DKKDDDD
/pD/741721925300534733278180/00/219/180/0
retroGlory ~ VenoM328580121420031858161000/01/011/110/0KK/KDKDDDDK/DK/DKKDDDKKKKD
retroGlory ~ stm7251811010314201863360/01/07/80/0KDK/KK//KDDDDSDKKDKD
retroGlory ~ 791312025210632783473360/02/018/190/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
/pD/Joka250117208200227241601180/00/015/65/0KDKKKKKKDKKK/KDKKKKDKDKKD/KK
/pD/Lagz0121801005543000/02/012/11/0KK/KKK/KKK///KDKKKKKK
/pD/125238288300732671601180/02/027/76/0
retroGlory ~ VenoM32376661600141261211520/00/17/90/2//KTDDKDDKDDDK/DKK/DDDD
retroGlory ~ stm440125000212412389360/00/11/190/4DDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDK//DDDDDD
retroGlory ~ 21106741001625024504380/00/28/280/6

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Player Chats
/pD/Lagz [Warmup]: venom cgac ?
retroGlory ~ VenoM32 [Warmup]: they will try to fix it ASAP
retroGlory ~ VenoM32 [Warmup]: PMs have been sent to ohurcool and badkip
retroGlory ~ VenoM32 [Warmup]: it ain't working, cgac does not recognize that i launch ET
/pD/Lagz [Warmup]: then search a merc
/pD/Lagz [Warmup]: we don't accept that
retroGlory ~ VenoM32 [Warmup]: =)
retroGlory ~ stm [Warmup]: he can'
retroGlory ~ stm [Warmup]: he can't do nothing about it :o
retroGlory ~ VenoM32 [Warmup]: brb gonna talk to sebhes
retroGlory ~ nsd [Warmup]: yo boys
retroGlory ~ nsd [Warmup]: I told venom to start CGAC
retroGlory ~ nsd [Warmup]: if I see he tried to log in but it eventually crashes then it's not within his ability to fix it
retroGlory ~ nsd [Warmup]: but aslong as he tried to login he gets permission to play
retroGlory ~ nsd [Warmup]: as u can see now hes online
retroGlory ~ nsd [Warmup]: on cgac
/pD/Joka [Warmup]: was'nt so hard or?
retroGlory ~ nsd [Warmup]: xD
retroGlory ~ VenoM32 [Warmup]: is it working?
retroGlory ~ nsd [Warmup]: ye
retroGlory ~ VenoM32 [Warmup]: O_O
retroGlory ~ nsd [Warmup]: it shows u are on it
retroGlory ~ VenoM32 [Warmup]: atm?
retroGlory ~ nsd [Warmup]: yea
/pD/Joka [Warmup]: Yep
retroGlory ~ VenoM32 [Warmup]: nice!
retroGlory ~ VenoM32 [Warmup]: lets go
retroGlory ~ nsd [Countdown]: gl
/pD/Lagz [Countdown]: thx sebhes
[Countdown]: [CF] Sebhes disconnected
[9:18]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[9:17]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[9:07]: nsd connected
[9:06]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[8:57]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
retroGlory ~ nsd [8:54]: speclock
[8:47]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[8:42]: Allies team locked from spectators by /pD/Joka
[7:54]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:05
[1:41]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[1:12]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
retroGlory ~ VenoM32 [0:19]: :>
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:05)
retroGlory ~ VenoM32 [11:45]: they will try to fix it ASAP
retroGlory ~ VenoM32 [11:45]: PMs have been sent to ohurcool and badkip
retroGlory ~ VenoM32 [11:45]: it ain't working, cgac does not recognize that i launch ET
retroGlory ~ VenoM32 [11:40]: oops :D
[10:50]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:49]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[10:48]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:19]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:12]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:08]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:13]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:08]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:04]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:56]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
retroGlory ~ VenoM32 [8:17]: :O(
[7:21]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:46]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:33]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:32]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:19]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
/pD/Joka [0:18]: have to restart cgac
retroGlory ~ VenoM32 [0:17]: #shrek
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
/pD/Lagz [Warmup]: that ping ..
[9:59]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:51]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:49]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:13]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:08]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:12]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:56]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:35]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:16]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:09]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:08]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:55]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
retroGlory ~ VenoM32 [2:51]: WP
[2:24]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:35 (original: 12:00)
/pD/Joka [Intermission]: gg
retroGlory ~ VenoM32 [Countdown]: hfhf
/pD/Lagz [Countdown]: hf
[10:45]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:42]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:16]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:42]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:31]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:50]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:20]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:41]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[7:14]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
retroGlory ~ VenoM32 [7:13]: :O(
/pD/Lagz [7:14]: FUCKING PING
[7:14]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[7:14]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[7:14]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[7:14]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[7:14]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[7:14]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[7:14]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[7:14]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[7:14]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[7:14]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[7:14]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[7:14]: FIGHT!
[7:05]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[6:59]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:17]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[4:22]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:37
/pD/Lagz [Warmup]: Axis
[5:05]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:02]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[4:30]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[4:08]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
retroGlory ~ VenoM32 [3:50]: ggs
[3:26]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
/pD/Joka [3:21]: :D
[2:03]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
/pD/Joka [0:22]: wp
retroGlory ~ VenoM32 [0:19]: #shrek
retroGlory ~ VenoM32 [0:06]: :>
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:37)
retroGlory ~ nsd [Intermission]: GG
/pD/Joka [Intermission]: GG bb
[Intermission]: retroGlory ~ stm disconnected
[Intermission]: /pD/Joka disconnected
retroGlory ~ VenoM32 [Intermission]: &quit
[Intermission]: nsd /nerdest disconnected
[Intermission]: retroGlory ~ VenoM32 disconnected

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