POKEMANS vs cat in a hat (2863 views)
czk
rEINA
hEADY
rEINA
hEADY
Swanidius
woott
freddyb
woott
freddyb
16.01.15 21:15 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | kissaHatussa Swanidius | 77 kills |
Killing Spree | pOkEmAnczk | 8 frags without being killed |
Accountant | kissaHatussa Swanidius | 90% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | kissaHatussa Swanidius | 28 gibs |
...and stay dead! | PoKeMaNsREINCU | 37% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | kissaHatussa Swanidius | 71 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | kissaHatussa Swanidius | 7 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | pOkEmAnczk | 141 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | kissaHatussa Freddy | 238 damage per frag |
What objective? | kissaHatussa Swanidius | 504 XP |
Red Shirt | kissaHatussa Swanidius | 86 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | kissaHatussa woott | 13 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | kissaHatussa Freddy | 151 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | kissaHatussa woott | 5 team kills |
Gingerbread man | kissaHatussa Swanidius | 29 /kills |
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kissaHatussa Swanidius [Warmup]: | I'm Batman |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Countdown]: | reina pro trickjumper? |
kissaHatussa woott [Countdown]: | your third is not on ac |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Countdown]: | same reina? :d |
PoKeMaNsREINCU [Countdown]: | you it's u |
PoKeMaNsREINCU [Countdown]: | :D |
[11:40]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
kissaHatussa Freddy [11:40]: | sup? |
[11:40]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
kissaHatussa woott [11:40]: | your third is not on ac |
pOkEmAnczk [11:40]: | WHO |
PoKeMaNsREINCU [11:40]: | oh:D |
kissaHatussa Swanidius [11:40]: | YE POLAKO ANTICHEAT ON!111 |
kissaHatussa woott [11:40]: | u |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [11:40]: | czk |
[11:40]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
pOkEmAnczk [11:40]: | i am lol |
kissaHatussa woott [11:40]: | no |
pOkEmAnczk [11:40]: | nvm i will reset |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [11:40]: | :D |
[11:40]: | pOkEmAnczkcalled a vote. |
[11:40]: | Vote cancelled |
kissaHatussa woott [11:40]: | did u restart it? |
[11:40]: | pOkEmAnczkcalled a vote. |
kissaHatussa Freddy [11:40]: | sec |
[11:40]: | *** Match Reset! *** |
[11:40]: | Vote passed! |
kissaHatussa Freddy [Warmup]: | checking website |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | check the program :o |
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: | he probably restarted et, then u have to login again |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | you can see who's on on that |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | now its ok ? |
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: | yes well done |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | I still don't see you :o |
PoKeMaNsREINCU [Warmup]: | i was BORN READY mothafuckaz!! |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | looks like I'm gonna be benched |
kissaHatussa Freddy [Warmup]: | guys |
kissaHatussa Freddy [Warmup]: | i got to reboot |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | alright |
kissaHatussa Freddy [Warmup]: | i cant connec tto any ts server |
PoKeMaNsREINCU [Warmup]: | well |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | I gotta go anyway |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | freddy's coming! |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | to the team |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | swani u see me on cgac? |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | good |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | yes you're on cgac |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | rifle |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | glhf |
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: | where is your turd? |
PoKeMaNsREINCU [Warmup]: | coming |
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: | got paper? :x |
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: | the fuck guys... |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | 3rd rebooting cgac |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | crashed again |
kissaHatussa Swanidius [Warmup]: | I'm Batman |
PoKeMaNsREINCU [Warmup]: | i was BORN READY mothafuckaz!! |
[10:04]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[10:02]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
[9:35]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[9:05]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:53]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
[8:22]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[8:17]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[7:47]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[6:50]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[6:37]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[6:26]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[6:22]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
kissaHatussa Swanidius [5:45]: | :D! |
kissaHatussa Swanidius [5:45]: | :D! |
kissaHatussa Swanidius [5:45]: | :D! |
[5:04]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [1:19]: | gg |
PoKeMaNsREINCU [1:13]: | ?DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
pOkEmAnczk [0:16]: | :XD |
kissaHatussa Swanidius [0:10]: | cool lags mister anticheat |
[0:08]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
pOkEmAnczk [Intermission]: | what? |
kissaHatussa Freddy [Intermission]: | excuse my friend, hes always bitching when playing superserious |
PoKeMaNsREINCU [Warmup]: | i was BORN READY mothafuckaz!! |
kissaHatussa Swanidius [Warmup]: | I'm Batman |
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: | ac is again not working for you czk |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | well it was |
kissaHatussa Swanidius [Warmup]: | care anymore rup! |
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: | this is getting annoying |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | i was not leaving |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | he didnt reconnect |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | YE |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | so just play |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | so its not my probl |
kissaHatussa Freddy [Warmup]: | we dont care just play |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | so rup then |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | :D |
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: | it is your problem, how can u say that |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | woott |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | just rup |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | i need to talk to admin |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | or sth |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | i dont have |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | running_et |
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: | thats a good idea |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | only login |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | idk why |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | stop typing start rupping |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | stop typing start rupping |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | stop typing start rupping |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | stop typing start rupping |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | stop typing start rupping |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | stop typing start rupping |
kissaHatussa Freddy [Warmup]: | ur the one typing that tho |
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: | im doing my nails |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | im the one ready tho |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | i can reconnect again |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | if u want |
[11:09]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[11:06]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
[10:57]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[9:59]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:56]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
pOkEmAnczk [9:50]: | wtf |
[9:43]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[9:20]: | Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post! |
[8:58]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[8:44]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:54]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[7:44]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[7:18]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[7:15]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[5:51]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
[5:46]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
[5:36]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[4:01]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
kissaHatussa Swanidius [3:25]: | :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ENGI 1 HP? |
PoKeMaNsREINCU [3:22]: | 2 |
pOkEmAnczk [3:10]: | gg |
kissaHatussa Swanidius [2:29]: | :D! |
[2:13]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 9:46 (original: 12:00) |
[Intermission]: | pOkEmAnczk disconnected |
[10:39]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:21]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[10:14]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:58]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[9:45]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
PoKeMaNsREINCU [9:18]: | pf |
[8:48]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[8:44]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
kissaHatussa Swanidius [7:48]: | no stamina no win |
kissaHatussa woott [6:02]: | guess what |
kissaHatussa woott [5:59]: | no ac for u again |
pOkEmAnczk [5:42]: | i am on |
pOkEmAnczk [5:40]: | idc |
kissaHatussa woott [5:40]: | no |
pOkEmAnczk [5:35]: | lol bro |
pOkEmAnczk [5:30]: | i can give u prts |
kissaHatussa woott [5:28]: | im not ur bro |
[5:22]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[4:34]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[3:35]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[3:32]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[3:32]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[3:18]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
[1:18]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 10:41 |
kissaHatussa woott [Intermission]: | how old are u czk? |
pOkEmAnczk [Intermission]: | 23 |
kissaHatussa woott [Intermission]: | oke |
PoKeMaNsREINCU [Intermission]: | XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | whyu |
PoKeMaNsREINCU [Warmup]: | i was BORN READY mothafuckaz!! |
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: | can u pls figure out how to fix your ac |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | SURE but after game |
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: | i think at the age of 23 u should be able to |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | Dude |
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: | guess what, how about now? |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | he didnt reconnect so just rup |
kissaHatussa Swanidius [Warmup]: | Im gay |
kissaHatussa Swanidius [Warmup]: | I'm Batman |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | i am on it man |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | its says login |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | and running on my status cgac |
kissaHatussa Freddy [Warmup]: | ur supposed to press that button lol |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | so whats the problem |
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: | u are not on it |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | what button man |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | is he fapping between every round or what |
kissaHatussa Swanidius [Warmup]: | im gay |
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: | ofc |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | y u type and no rup |
kissaHatussa Freddy [Warmup]: | and whats wrong with that? |
PoKeMaNsREINCU [Warmup]: | woot |
kissaHatussa Swanidius [Warmup]: | every guy does that! |
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: | http://eu.cybergamer.com/match/570926/ |
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: | look at that |
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: | :x |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | what |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | man |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | ? |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | if u dont rup |
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: | look at it |
PoKeMaNsREINCU [Warmup]: | woot ready up |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | for what reason |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | ? |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | swani |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | just readyteam dude |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | ffs |
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: | to show that you are not online |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | he didnt reconnect hes cgac keeps crashing |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | ffs |
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: | yes, so we should play without ac? |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | wtf man |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | i am on it |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | on my screen |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | fu |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | rly |
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: | ... |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | if this was jaymod i would totally splat yo ass |
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: | nice! |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | WTF |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | config crashed |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | .... |
kissaHatussa Swanidius [Warmup]: | Does that to me also im like wtf |
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: | lots of crash |
PoKeMaNsREINCU [Warmup]: | ..... |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | Now u happy i suppose |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | :p |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | ur by far the biggest retard i ever saw in ET |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | and thats not rly a compliment |
kissaHatussa Freddy [Warmup]: | thanks |
kissaHatussa Swanidius [Warmup]: | Have you btw added it to run this program as administrator? |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | am i |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | on it |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | or no |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | ffs |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | yes |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | ur on |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | lets go |
kissaHatussa woott [Warmup]: | playing by the rules :x |
pOkEmAnczk [Warmup]: | i added |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | so |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [Warmup]: | why u dont rup now |
PoKeMaNsREINCU [Countdown]: | he 's |
PoKeMaNsREINCU [Countdown]: | woot kanker |
[8:50]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[8:46]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[8:45]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
kissaHatussa Freddy [8:43]: | gib me |
[8:41]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
[8:41]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[8:41]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[8:41]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[8:41]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[8:41]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[8:41]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[8:41]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[8:41]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[8:41]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[8:41]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[8:41]: | FIGHT! |
[8:31]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
pOkEmAnczk [8:21]: | lol |
[8:10]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[7:55]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[7:40]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[7:15]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[7:06]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[5:59]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[5:46]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[5:17]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall! |
[2:16]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
pOkEmAnczk [1:26]: | GG |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [1:13]: | gg |
PoKeMaNhEADYZARD [1:12]: | quit |
[1:09]: | PoKeMaNhEADYZARD disconnected |
kissaHatussa woott [1:05]: | guess what |
kissaHatussa woott [1:01]: | u are not on ac AGAIN |
kissaHatussa Swanidius [0:57]: | :d |
kissaHatussa woott [0:55]: | :D |
[Intermission]: | pOkEmAnczk disconnected |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:41) |
[Intermission]: | PoKeMaNsREINCU disconnected |
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