turbot vs POKEMANS (3552 views)

fi Statti
fi Swanidius
fi vokki
de shady
fr saNjih
ch fumoffu
18.01.15 16:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth poke snjh 84 kills
Killing Spree TURBOT VOKKI 5 frags without being killed
Accountant TURBOT ^WSTATTI XOXOXO 83% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! poke shady 24 gibs
...and stay dead! poke shady 38% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning poke snjh 75 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! poke shady 10 SPAM kills
Fragstealer poke shady 192 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! TURBOT VOKKI 359 damage per frag
What objective? poke shady 533 XP
Red Shirt poke snjh 105 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? TURBOT VOKKI 16 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore poke shady 164 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut TURBOT VOKKI 4 team kills
Gingerbread man poke snjh 31 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott74481679021012413633139422100/03/362/533/1520315546
TURBOT VOKKI59510579714042213081126423010/05/651/665/4229130516
TURBOT ^WSTATTI XOXOXO83477738812032314503142102920/05/366/565/819916136
TURBOT 72146819727547086941217407948030/013/3179/5613/821014949
poke shady74533638524012912100134892150/07/247/5310/219215957
poke snjh794578410521103116628148552720/02/775/637/419814059
PoKeMaNsFUMOFFU6648259908012212066128733110/02/353/635/220514348
PoKe73147220628053128240794412177980/011/3175/6322/219814758
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott1171082017600732313031180/01/118/101/0KD/DKK//KKDDKKDKKKKD/K/K/KDKX/DKDKKKKD
TURBOT VOKKI941441718401634213059300/05/013/100/2/KKDD//DKKKKD/KDKKDDKD/KKDKKTKKK/DDD
TURBOT ^WSTATTI XOXOXO100121171710023369325900/02/115/120/2K//KDKDDKKKDKDKDKKDKKKDDDDKKKDDDDK
TURBOT 1043735452110115100219349480/08/246/321/4
poke shady521231325800728123122760/01/210/162/0DK//DK/KD/KDDDKDK/KDKDK/KKDDKDKDDD/DDD
poke snjh6081152521063234324600/00/414/131/1KDDK/KD/DDDDKK/D//DDDDKDK/KKDKDDKDKKSKDK
PoKeMaNsFUMOFFU36108925200733033653540/00/18/171/0DK/DK/D/DDDKK/DDDDDKD//DDDKD/KKDDK
PoKe4931237751210209349100211300/01/732/464/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott386282140042417321200/00/28/140/1DDDDDDKK//DDDK/DDDDDKDKDKDKK/
TURBOT VOKKI631081219501325502587540/00/111/152/1DKDDDKTDKDK/KDDDDDKK/DDKK/KXDKDKD
TURBOT ^WSTATTI XOXOXO7089142020172797323650/00/014/141/0K/DKKDXD/DK//KDKKD/DDK//KDDKTKDKDDKK
TURBOT 57259346011021477649035590/00/333/433/2
poke shady75751216201524592636340/02/011/110/1/D/KTKK/DDK/KKDDKKKDDKDDX/KDKD
poke snjh100972020400104111267700/01/018/111/0KDKD/K/K/XDKDKKK/KK/KK/KK/KDKK/K/KDD/DKDD
PoKeMaNsFUMOFFU708914202017246524511130/00/014/111/2K/KKDKKK/KD/KD/KDDDD/D/DKDKKT/KDDKD
PoKe82261465680222903577641470/03/043/332/3
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott71117101420012267240400/00/010/100/3KDDKKDDDKDDDDDK/DDKKKDKK
TURBOT VOKKI429381920002447236000/00/28/160/1DDKDDKDKDDDDDDDDDDKKDDDKKDK
TURBOT ^WSTATTI XOXOXO108100131240032686213400/02/110/61/2DKDDKDDKKDDKDKDKKK/KK//KK
TURBOT 74310314580047400689800/02/328/321/6
poke shady100961313400521982372360/02/08/83/0KDKKKD/KK/KD/KKKKK/DDK/DDD
poke snjh1058119183007306827831660/00/117/92/1KKDKK/KKKK/KKDK/DKK/KKDKDKK/DDDD//KDD
PoKeMaNsFUMOFFU6978913100116322245540/01/17/111/0KDDDKKKDKDKDKD/DKDDKDD
PoKe91255414480013689874002560/03/232/286/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott626510165012228924781740/00/010/131/4DDKDDKDXDDTXKKDKDK/KK/KDDDKXDD
TURBOT VOKKI1009017171015265122591030/00/216/102/0KKKDDDDDTDKK//KKD/DKK/K/KKKDKDKDKKD
TURBOT ^WSTATTI XOXOXO867413150023285925002510/01/112/102/2KKKDTKDDKKXDKDK/DKD/KDKDDKK/TDD
TURBOT 83229404860410779972375280/01/338/335/6
poke shady1091191211100220742522180/02/09/91/0KKDKKDDDKKDDKDD/KK/KDKK
poke snjh83991518600227052778180/01/114/140/1KDKK/DKKKKKDKKDKDDKDKKDDDDDDDD/KD
PoKeMaNsFUMOFFU64841117200224582499360/00/010/151/0KDDDDDKD/DKDKD/KDDDKKKDKDKKD
PoKe853023846900672377799720/03/133/382/1
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott921041213400822631736180/02/09/21/3DKKK//KK/DK/K/D/KKD//DKKK
TURBOT VOKKI1049219200514631799220/00/12/130/0DDK/DDDDDD/D/DD//DDKD
TURBOT ^WSTATTI XOXOXO566291600031700232400/00/09/110/2KDDKDDKDK/DDDDDKK//KDDKDK
TURBOT 5321523486001654265859400/02/120/261/5
poke shady586671260071470170500/00/05/52/0K//D/KDK//K/KK/DKDD
poke snjh81671316400427042354700/00/111/102/1KKDKDKDKKKDDKK/DDKDD//KKD/KDD
PoKeMaNsFUMOFFU13377129100316851367540/01/110/51/0KDD/DKKDK/KKK/KKKKDKD
PoKe912103237110014585954261240/01/226/205/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott77257900021166108100/00/07/40/4KK/KXDDK/DKKDDKDD
TURBOT VOKKI2026150013549578920/00/01/21/0/T/D/KD
TURBOT ^WSTATTI XOXOXO87317850051092757360/00/06/31/0/K/KKKDK/K//DKD
TURBOT 6182152250110280724161280/00/014/92/4
poke shady755468300310871132510/00/04/42/1DDDKK///KDDKKK
poke snjh25322820028061017180/00/01/61/0/KDDDD/DKD
PoKeMaNsFUMOFFU664646000252365800/00/04/40/0DDKD/K/KKD
PoKe551321222500724162807690/00/09/143/1

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Player Chats
[Countdown]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:41]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:15]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:55]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:52]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:59]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:06]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:26]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:22]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
TURBOT ^WSTATTI XOXOXO [5:22]: hangover arm shaky as fuck :D
[4:24]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
TURBOT VOKKI [4:22]: xd
[3:35]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:10]: The Depot Fence has been destroyed.
[2:51]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [2:16]: :DDDDDDDDDDDD
[1:49]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [1:17]: Im stoned as fuck
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [Intermission]: vittu m' oon kassallaXD
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[10:54]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:43]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[9:36]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:34]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[9:33]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [9:30]: :D!
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [9:30]: :D!
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [9:30]: :D!
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [9:30]: :D!
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [9:30]: :D!
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [9:27]: those nades
PoKeMaNsFUMOFFU [9:21]: they are to fat
[8:49]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:47]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:17]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:03]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:59]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [7:47]: xD?
poke snjh [7:28]: 8[
[6:50]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:50]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:19]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:19]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:13]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:52]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:39]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[1:55]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:04 (original: 12:00)
[9:06]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:04]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:27]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:29]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:09]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[5:04]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[4:42]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:39]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:36]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[2:46]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:13
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[8:49]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [7:37]: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
[7:22]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:19]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [6:07]: AJAHAHAHA
poke snjh [6:06]: xD
poke snjh [6:06]: xD
[5:54]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[1:11]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[0:11]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:02 (original: 9:13)
poke shady [Intermission]: tails
poke snjh [9:52]: xD
poke snjh [9:52]: xD
[8:51]: Allies capture the factory district!
[8:27]: The side gate has been built!
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [8:11]: joskus on liikaa paineita
[8:11]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:02]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[7:46]: Allies have destroyed the Side Door!
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [7:23]: :D!
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [7:23]: :D!
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [7:23]: :D!
[4:05]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:01]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:42]: The side gate has been destroyed!
[2:19]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[2:19]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[2:19]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[2:19]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[2:19]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[2:19]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:41
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [Intermission]: we didnt take any fulls
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [Warmup]: I'm Batman
TURBOT ^WSTATTI XOXOXO [Warmup]: serious gayming
TURBOT Swanidius<3woott [Countdown]: we are anticheated hard
[6:19]: Allies capture the factory district!
[6:06]: The side gate has been built!
[5:40]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[5:38]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:28]: Allies have destroyed the Side Door!
[4:38]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:34]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:27]: The side gate has been destroyed!
TURBOT ^WSTATTI XOXOXO [3:22]: gg
[3:08]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:08]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:08]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:08]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:08]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[3:08]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:32 (original: 7:41)
[Intermission]: TURBOT STATTI XOXOXO disconnected
poke snjh [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: poke snjh disconnected
[Intermission]: TURBOT VOKKI disconnected
[Intermission]: TURBOT Swanidius<3woott disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.