wiSe-guys vs Automatic (2399 views)

pl Abj
pl hunter
pl jiN
ca bN
us ipod
us Joker
19.01.15 00:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth wiSe Abj 53 kills
Killing Spree wiSe Abj 8 frags without being killed
Accountant wiSe Abj 118% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! wiSe jiN 15 gibs
...and stay dead! wiSe jiN 42% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning wiSe Abj 50 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! blamethecgacipod 4 SPAM kills
Fragstealer blamethecgacipod 182 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! wiSe jiN 296 damage per frag
What objective? wiSe Abj 336 XP
Red Shirt blamethecgacipod 58 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? wiSe jiN 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore wiSe hunter 178 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut blamethecgacLOLPLAYER 6 team kills
Gingerbread man wiSe jiN 18 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
wiSe jiN6831036531500188185735900/03/430/303/1227139311
wiSe hunter7725041539009817992262200/00/340/381/319917444
wiSe Abj11833653458001295857307540/03/350/260/418116285
wiSe 8689613015132003925949238922740/06/3120/264/420215857
blamethecgacLOLPLAYER63233345460610779389621500/01/237/412/122916635
blamethecgacipod6622138588001266258047540/04/430/454/217413937
blamethecgacJOKER69227405781016947489401410/05/033/402/123715437
blamethecgac6668111216922163823892259493450/010/0100/408/121315336
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wiSe jiN113117171580043288273400/02/013/112/0KDKKD/KKK/K/KD/KDKKKDKDKDKKDKDDD
wiSe hunter94861617500126003085360/00/116/140/1DKDKDDKKKDKKKKDKDD/DKDKDKDDKKDKDD
wiSe Abj1811242011300232572156360/01/219/60/1KDD/KKKKKKKKDKKKKD/DKDKKDKKKDDK
wiSe 12932753431600791457975720/03/348/312/2
blamethecgacLOLPLAYER68951319204426283332830/00/017/150/0DKDK//DDTKDTDDDKDDDKDKKK/KDKDKTT/DKK
blamethecgacipod4091922600221672726180/01/37/181/2DKDDDXKDDDDKDDDDKK//DDDDKDDDKXKXKD
blamethecgacJOKER63831422400431803087720/02/011/191/0KKKD/D/XDDKDDDD/DKK/KDKDDKDDKDDKKDKKD
blamethecgac572693663120410797591451730/03/335/522/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wiSe jiN428581920042077206500/01/27/130/0KDKDDD//DDDD/DKDD/DKKDKDKKD
wiSe hunter647011171004241426431080/00/211/110/0/DDKK/KDDKDKDKKDKDKDDDDK/K/D
wiSe Abj100120131340052827221600/01/012/70/1/KDKDKKKK//KD/DDKDDK/KDKKK
wiSe 69275324970013731869241080/02/430/310/1
blamethecgacLOLPLAYER526291730052385248400/01/18/110/0/DKKDKDD/DKDKDK/KDKK/D/DDD
blamethecgacipod7559121600051651223900/01/110/101/0/DDDDDKKDKKK//KKKDK/KKK/DDDD
blamethecgacJOKER93671516200728882595510/02/013/90/0/KKK/DDKK////DKDKK/KDDDKKKDKDKK
blamethecgac7318836495001769247318510/04/231/301/0
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wiSe jiN164021210071081128200/00/22/20/1/KD/D//D/DKD//
wiSe hunter5439611000216611798400/00/06/70/2//KKDKDDDKDDKDDKD
wiSe Abj805281010031761150900/00/08/60/1DKDDD/DKK/KDDK/KKK
wiSe 5013116332001245034589400/00/216/150/4
blamethecgacLOLPLAYER713857100111191485360/00/04/61/0KDDDK/KDDKKD
blamethecgacipod1223711900041554157000/02/07/52/0/KK/DKK//KKDKKKDKKDD
blamethecgacJOKER62385811021916144800/00/04/51/0DK/SKK/KDDKDD
blamethecgac851132124210745894503360/02/015/164/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wiSe jiN128689740031739127800/00/08/41/0KKKD/K/KK/KDDKKD
wiSe hunter1005588300215041700360/00/07/61/0DDKDKKK/KKKDDDK/
wiSe Abj109401211000217401426180/01/111/70/1K/DDKKDK/KDDDKKDKKDKKDK
wiSe 1121632926700749834404540/01/126/172/1
blamethecgacLOLPLAYER6338711002016611661310/00/18/91/1TDKKDKDDDDKKDDTDKDKD
blamethecgacipod5434611200112531512360/00/06/120/0XDDDDDDKKX/KDKKDDKD
blamethecgacJOKER5439611100314901810180/01/05/70/1/KDKKDKDD/DKK/DDD
blamethecgac571111933302444044983850/01/119/281/2

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Player Chats
blamethecgacipod [Warmup]: r up ugly nerd hunter
wiSe hunter [Warmup]: fucking blind retard
wiSe hunter [Warmup]: im ready
wiSe hunter [Warmup]: :XDDD
blamethecgacipod [Warmup]: ok retard
wiSe hunter [Warmup]: plz mr hilary fuck you
wiSe jiN [Warmup]: roll the bones
[11:09]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:48]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:44]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:31]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:00]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:48]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:14]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:11]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:57]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:45]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:54]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:54]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:40]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[2:16]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:43
wiSe hunter [Intermission]: gg
wiSe jiN [Warmup]: roll the bones
blamethecgacipod [Warmup]: more like )>>( Parkinson M
blamethecgacJOKER [Countdown]: hahaahah
blamethecgacipod [Countdown]: dat pwnage by )>>( Dementia M
[8:18]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:13]: etplayah connected
[8:08]: Allies team locked from spectators by wiSe jiN
[8:06]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
wiSe Abj [7:53]: LAG
#sSQUAD^E.phOkuz [7:50]: spec invite big homie
#sSQUAD^E.phOkuz [7:41]: fuck seahawks my girl gettin clapped tonight
[7:20]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:13]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:06]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:07]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:06]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:16]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:10]: The Allied Truck is in position!
#sSQUAD^E.phOkuz [3:08]: training paid off
#sSQUAD^E.phOkuz [3:05]: my boys doin it
[2:57]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:56]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:43]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[1:31]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:12 (original: 9:43)
#sSQUAD^E.phOkuz [8:57]: Snapple Facts #245 , anims stomach sits on the keyboard while he plays
[8:28]: The Doors are opening!!
#sSQUAD^E.phOkuz [8:04]: Snapple facts #29 , Ipod got kicked out the library for staying over the 2 hour time set at the library computers
[7:47]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[7:47]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
#sSQUAD^E.phOkuz [7:06]: Snapple facts #345 Anim cried on vent one time about how his parents pay for his rent
[6:14]: Main blast door opening!
[5:56]: Main blast door closing!
#sSQUAD^E.phOkuz [5:54]: snapple Facts #45 Ipod got his computer power cord taken away from playing pass 11, and is the reason he plays at the library
[5:20]: Main blast door opening!
[5:14]: GUILD|BreTt connected
[5:08]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:51
wiSe jiN [Warmup]: roll the bones
#sSQUAD^E.phOkuz [Countdown]: Snapple facts #506 anim eats 10 pounds of food a day
[1:27]: The Doors are opening!!
#sSQUAD^E.phOkuz [0:33]: Ipod got ET'd out from that long schedule of gaming he set today, didn't space out his breaks properly. They'll be back
wiSe Abj [0:17]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:51)
#sSQUAD^E.phOkuz [Intermission]: Curry grease on the mouse
[Intermission]: wiSe Abj disconnected
#sSQUAD^E.phOkuz [Intermission]: threw off the game
[Intermission]: wiSe jiN disconnected
[Intermission]: blamethecgacipod disconnected
[Intermission]: blamethecgacLOLPLAYER disconnected
[Intermission]: wiSe hunter disconnected

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Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.