Dickheads vs Double Dutch Dragons (5079 views)

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gb sqzz
fi twidi
fi Jewe
de Oxy
ee Nait
pl Abject
pl BloOdje
pl jiN
pl hunter
pl meehow
pl WuT


ET Reborn LAN 2015 ODC
Grand Final - Best Of 3
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth DDD Feral Druid 72 kills
Killing Spree d*ckhds OLBAA 6 frags without being killed
Accountant DDD hunter 106% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! DDD Abj 30 gibs
...and stay dead! DDD Abj 48% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning d*ckhds OLBAA 61 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! DDD Feral Druid 28 SPAM kills
Fragstealer d*ckhds Nait 149 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! DDD jiN_ 280 damage per frag
What objective? DDD Abj 418 XP
Red Shirt d*ckhds twidi 74 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? d*ckhds twidi 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore DDD jiN_ 202 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut d*ckhds sqZz 7 team kills
Gingerbread man d*ckhds sqZz 27 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
DDD Abj8541863743004171209099442350/00/960/367/1419213435
DDD meehow68312497290110943788821970/05/231/456/1419312349
DDD jiN_8419727329001650535041730/00/028/181/518715844
DDD Feral Druid9933172731901181106584892320/025/420/4328/815411666
DDD hunter106367716717001012590106142160/02/251/4318/1217715856
DDD WuT7435052691811181156185784450/03/341/387/622212355
DDD 8619753343871021789617965154813980/035/3231/3867/618813556
d*ckhds JWEEKOOAANNDH0j8435056671404229534111007660/06/749/325/817016644
d*ckhds twidi3514226744004560789471080/00/920/513/10216121313
d*ckhds OLBAA9235167715231911449119894740/03/561/326/1517116465
d*ckhds sqZz8130560747072710631104765580/08/333/3726/717714235
d*ckhds Nait63215457013219612683832110/03/517/4022/15136116510
d*ckhds Oksii59257447450014864410953180/02/540/402/1719614827
DDD jiN_5729113232028362444821510/00/314/101/127919525
d*ckhds 68191131145350417103556156633022860/022/3234/1065/119215047
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DDD Abj120991210900024232089480/00/210/52/4KKKDKDKDKKDDKDKDDKKKXDD
DDD meehow6354711000218021581360/01/04/82/1DDKKDKDDK/DKKDDKD/
DDD jiN_110741110200317181580550/00/010/61/1KDDKKK/KKKKDDDDK/D/KK
DDD Feral Druid762110134000978129300/07/10/113/1DDDKDDDDKKKDKKDDDKDKKDK
DDD hunter128851814200228022166180/00/010/108/1DKKDDKKDDKKDKKDKKDD/KDK/KKDKKKKD
DDD WuT125891085012175111652150/03/07/31/1KDDDDKKKDK/KKKKT/KD
DDD 1044226866220191147498743720/011/341/4317/9
d*ckhds JWEEKOOAANNDH0j1007412123022167420733390/02/210/52/4TKK/DDTDKKXKDKKKKDD/KDDKKDD
d*ckhds twidi55341120200116372158540/00/56/132/5XXDDKDKKKDDDDKKXDD/DDDDDKDXKDKKDDKD
d*ckhds OLBAA847011130124211419061900/00/111/42/4XSDK/TKDKDKDK/DKKK/KDTKK/DD
d*ckhds sqZz938214151037222321391100/00/016/51/3TK/TDKK/K/KDKT/KKK/KDKDK/K/DDKDD
d*ckhds Nait53497133202133212821230/00/22/75/2/KK/KKKDXDDDDDSDKDKDDS
d*ckhds Oksii13192152002894191600/00/02/110/2/DKDDDDDD/KDDDDDD
d*ckhds 6632857881137189874114748160/02/1047/4512/20

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DDD Abj5069612702417311547520/00/18/60/1D/K/DDKKTKK/DDDKTDD/
DDD meehow5859712201114501827530/00/07/71/4KTDDKK/DDDKDKKDKDDDD
DDD jiN_855467300411501138180/00/06/20/1/K/K/K/KDDKKD
DDD Feral Druid107681514600424491353330/08/10/87/3KDKKK/X/KDKKDDDKK/KXKDK/KKDDKDD
DDD hunter100851212300024852321900/00/111/81/3DKDKKDDKDDDKDKKKKKKDKDDD
DDD WuT109481211310318379201260/00/05/85/0KK/KDDKKD/KSKDKKK/XKDDKD
DDD 8538358682413161110291063720/08/337/3914/12
d*ckhds JWEEKOOAANNDH0j6348711200217421984900/00/37/60/0DD/DKDKKKDKDDKDK/D
d*ckhds twidi403061500001081170000/00/25/91/2DDDDKDDDDKKDKDDDKDDKD
d*ckhds OLBAA10957121110041597204800/00/111/31/3DK/DKK/KK/KDDDD/DKKKKKK
d*ckhds sqZz553659100015172024580/00/05/70/2DDKDDDDKDKDKDK
d*ckhds Nait1375911830001493135200/02/10/49/3KKDDKDKDDKDKDDKKKKK
d*ckhds Oksii76501013000316761994180/01/18/51/4/KD/DKK/KDKDKKDKDKDDDKD
d*ckhds 80280516770099106111021660/03/836/3412/14
Player Summary for missile_b3
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DDD Abj100164353511021255103856990/00/236/181/5DK/K/KD/DKKD///KXK/KKKDDDKDKK/KK/DKDKDKKD/KTK/DKXDKDDDKKK/KDKDKKKDDTKDKKKD
DDD meehow1191512521600442962590720/03/112/142/2DKKKDKDDKKDK/K/D/DKKDKKKDKKKKDDD/KDKKDKKKKDKDD
DDD jiN_10007700050000/00/07/20/0K/K/KK//KK/DKD
DDD Feral Druid13415335267019530833541650/07/016/1513/3KKKKDKKKKDKDDKKDKKD/KKDT/K/K/DDDDKKKKKK/DK/K/K/KK/DDDKKDKKKKXKD
DDD hunter9610724257006462632761080/01/118/145/5/KDDDDDDKDKDKKDK/DDKKKDKKKDKD/DKKKX/D/DK/KDKKKKDKK
DDD WuT5813617294001050074101360/00/117/150/2K//DD/KD//K/KDKKKDDK/DDKDDDDKK/KD/KDK/KDKDDDKD
DDD 10171114314335034624747171774800/011/5106/7821/17
d*ckhds JWEEKOOAANNDH0j6914118264029333245681890/02/115/143/2DK/KTD/DTKXDKD/KDKDKDKKDKK//DKKKDDD/KD//DKK/DDK
d*ckhds twidi2378938200328895089540/00/29/280/3/DDDDKDKDDDKDDDDDDKDDK/KKDDD/DDDDDDDDDKDDDDDDKD
d*ckhds OLBAA9213825272114424247141580/01/322/173/3DKDDKKDDTDKKK/SDKKKKDDDKDKK//DKDDKKDKD/KKXKDKDDKKDDKDKD
d*ckhds sqZz7010922311029416646032090/02/212/1910/1D/XK/KDKDKKDK/DKKDKDDKD/DKKKDDD/KTDDD//T/KKDDKKKDDK/DKKD
d*ckhds Nait32561031500318824152180/00/15/184/8DD/DKKDDKDDDDDDDDDDKKDDK//KXDDDDDDKDDKDKDD
d*ckhds Oksii62112182930043127453000/00/218/170/6DKDDDXKKDD/DK//DKKDKDDD/KDKDDKDDKDKDKDKDKKDDDKDK
DDD jiN_8717778201318631794240/00/08/40/1DKK/KK/K/DKTKDDD
d*ckhds 6281110919019163521501294506520/05/1189/11720/24

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
DDD Abj58861017300124262452360/00/46/74/4KDKDDDKKKDDDD/KDDKDDDKKDDKD
DDD meehow35481028100318892884360/01/18/161/7DDD//DD/DKDDDDDKXDDKKKDDDDDKDDDKKDDDDKK
DDD jiN_37693840042185232300/00/05/80/3KDDKKK/DKDDDDK/DKK/KK/DDD
DDD Feral Druid60891220200523302489340/03/24/95/1KDD/KK/D/DDKDDKDDKKDDKKDK/DDKK/D
DDD hunter10690171650022677285100/01/012/114/3DKDDKKKKDDK/DKDDK/KDDDDKKDDKKKKKK
DDD WuT61771321600329662392680/00/212/121/3DKK/DDDK/KKKDKDDKDKDDDKDDDDKDDDK/K
DDD 604596511021001814473153911740/05/947/6315/21
d*ckhds JWEEKOOAANNDH0j1058719185009278624751480/02/117/70/2KKK/D/KDKK//KKKDK//KDKDK/KK/KD/KXKDDKD
d*ckhds twidi000100000000/00/00/10/0D
d*ckhds OLBAA958619202007349633211260/02/017/80/5DKK/KKKK//DKDDKDDKKDKK/K/KDK/DDDKK/DKDK
d*ckhds sqZz10078191940211272517101810/06/10/615/1KDKDK/KKDDK/KDDKK/K/TKK/K/KKK/KK//K/T/DD
d*ckhds Nait94511718201414191597700/01/110/114/2DDKDK/DKKKKDKDKDDD//KKDK/KKKDTKDKDKD
d*ckhds Oksii8276141700052947251300/01/212/71/5/KKD/KKDDKK/DKDK/XKDKDDKDK/KDXKDD
DDD jiN_401146150015176126881270/00/36/61/0KD//D/K/KTDKDDDKDD/DKD
d*ckhds 744929410813044115134143046520/012/862/4621/15

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Player Chats
DDD jiN_ [Warmup]: roll the bones
DDD Abj [Countdown]: HF
d*ckhds twidi [Countdown]: hf
DDD jiN_ [Countdown]: hf
DDD WuT [Countdown]: hf
d*ckhds OLBAA [Countdown]: i said what about you btw wut
DDD WuT [14:58]: um
DDD WuT [14:58]: ankka!
[14:12]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:46]: The Tank has been repaired!
[12:43]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[11:36]: The Tank has been damaged!
[11:12]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:56]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[10:51]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:43]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
d*ckhds Oksii [9:06]: wp
[8:35]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:25
d*ckhds twidi [Intermission]: wp
DDD meehow [Intermission]: do pieca
DDD jiN_ [Warmup]: roll the bones
[6:10]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:57]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:53]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
DDD Abj [Intermission]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:25)
timbolina [Intermission]: Second map: missile
DDD meehow [Intermission]: :D
d*ckhds JWEEKOOAANNDH0j [Intermission]: xD
DDD Abj [Intermission]: :)
DDD Feral Druid [Intermission]: XD
DDD Abj [12:20]: :)
[12:07]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
DDD jiN_ [11:57]: :XD
[11:41]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:20]: Allies have destroyed the Door Control!
[10:06]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[10:06]: DDD jiN_ connected
[10:06]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[10:06]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[10:06]: DDD Feral Druidcalled a vote.
[10:06]: DDD jiN_has been kicked!
[10:06]: Vote passed!
[10:06]: DDD jiN_ player kicked
[10:06]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[10:06]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[10:06]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[10:06]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[10:06]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[10:06]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[10:06]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[10:06]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[10:06]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[10:06]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[10:06]: FIGHT!
[10:05]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[10:01]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:43]: Allies have transported the Power Supply!
[6:53]: Allies have activated the Gate Controls!
[6:50]: Magnetic seal deactivated - Gates opening!
[6:25]: The Rocket Controls have been dismantled.
DDD Abj [5:04]: nice lag
d*ckhds OLBAA [4:51]: i been going 999 all game, someone lagging the shit outta me
[4:32]: Axis have returned the objective!
DDD Abj [0:04]: Xd
d*ckhds sqZz [0:00]: gg:D
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 15:00
[Intermission]: Axis have returned the objective!
d*ckhds Nait [Intermission]: wp
d*ckhds JWEEKOOAANNDH0j [Intermission]: gege
DDD Abj [Intermission]: gg
DDD jiN_ [Warmup]: roll the bones
[14:37]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[14:18]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[14:18]: d*ckhds twidi kicked for excess flood
[14:14]: d*ckhds twidi connected
[14:14]: d*ckhds twidi disconnected
[14:06]: d*ckhds twidi connected
DDD Feral Druid [14:03]: 8D
[14:01]: Allies team locked from spectators by DDD Feral Druid
[13:45]: timbolinahas become a shoutcaster
DDD Feral Druid [13:25]: 8D
[13:09]: Allies have destroyed the Door Control!
[12:16]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[12:13]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
DDD WuT [12:01]: -scores
DDD WuT [11:59]: zta
DDD jiN_ [11:47]: :XD
DDD meehow [11:22]: :c
[10:40]: Allies have transported the Power Supply!
[10:35]: Allies have activated the Gate Controls!
[10:32]: Magnetic seal deactivated - Gates opening!
d*ckhds OLBAA [9:30]: nerd
[5:05]: The Rocket Controls have been dismantled.
[4:57]: Allies have transported the Rocket Control!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:02 (original: 15:00)
d*ckhds sqZz [Intermission]: :D
DDD Abj [Intermission]: gg
timbolina [Intermission]: xD GG
d*ckhds JWEEKOOAANNDH0j [Intermission]: gg
DDD meehow [Intermission]: gg
DDD jiN_ [Intermission]: ggs
d*ckhds Nait [Intermission]: ggs
DDD jiN_ [Intermission]: gg
timbolina [Intermission]: Cu next edition and @ LAN guys
[Intermission]: DDD jiN_ disconnected
[Intermission]: d*ckhds twidi disconnected
timbolina [Intermission]: thanks for playing
[Intermission]: DDD Feral Druid disconnected
DDD hunter [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: DDD WuT disconnected
d*ckhds sqZz [Intermission]: ggs all
DDD meehow [Intermission]: u2
[Intermission]: DDD meehow disconnected
DDD hunter [Intermission]: bye
[Intermission]: d*ckhds sqZz disconnected
[Intermission]: DDD hunter disconnected

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