POKEMANS vs underconstruction (2508 views)

be hEADY
tr rEINA
pl meehow
de shady
nl Vyjiii
nl outlAw
de eujen
22.01.15 00:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth uC outlAw cs:go 81 kills
Killing Spree BigHero6eujen 14 frags without being killed
Accountant uC outlAw cs:go 116% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! uC outlAw cs:go 17 gibs
...and stay dead! PoKeMaNshEADYZARD 32% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning uC outlAw cs:go 72 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! uC outlAw cs:go 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer meehow 96 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! ^+PoKeMaNsshady 359 damage per frag
What objective? uC outlAw cs:go 470 XP
Red Shirt 'c 91 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ^+PoKeMaNsshady 14 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore uC outlAw cs:go 192 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut meehow 2 team kills
Gingerbread man uC outlAw cs:go 23 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
'c593255491401121277514238190/02/352/711/823715638
meehow5313942806021149334817290/02/041/681/11176037
meehow56464961711003231770819055480/04/093/682/117710838
BigHero6eujen116430736312011013884111503410/02/269/503/2190177145
uC outlAw cs:go116470817017022315478121111550/03/172/458/219117354
uc Vyjiii983084344100015783568812330/03/135/265/318215648
uc 111120819717739034837197301427290/08/1176/2616/318816986
^+PoKeMaNsshady6223833533011881748025910/00/233/301/4248151414
PoKeMaNshEADYZARD548419346111635334379190/00/119/161/018612526
5932252879123411707124041100/00/152/162/0217138310
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
'c404461520011621237000/00/06/120/2DDKDDKDDDDDK/DDDKDKDK
meehow100751515201327222386290/02/014/120/0KDKDDKDKK/KK/DTKK/KKDDKKDKKDDDD
meehow701192130401443434756290/02/020/240/2
BigHero6eujen13610415116012276017441250/01/114/81/0KDKKKKKDKDKD/KKDKDDDKDKTK/K
uC outlAw cs:go185106137401224191466380/00/013/51/1KKKDK/DKKKDKKKTKK/XKDD
uc Vyjiii6084915200113741992320/00/17/122/2DDKDKDKDDDD/DDDKXKDDKKKKD
uc 127294373312025655352021950/01/234/254/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
'c365782200012398300500/00/18/170/3DDDDDDDKDDDDDDKDKDK/DKDDKDKKDD
meehow7364111540022211243100/00/011/130/0KDKD/KDKDKDDDKDKDKDKKDDK/D
meehow55121193740034609543600/00/119/300/3
BigHero6eujen115571513300521261780580/01/012/82/1DDKK//KXKKKK/KK/DKDKDKKKDD/KD
uC outlAw cs:go211120199401329052210590/01/017/62/0KK/K/K/TKKDKKKKKDKDDKKKDKKKKD
uc Vyjiii13310116124003275419421350/00/015/91/0KKKK/KK//DDKKDDKKDKDKKDKKDKD
uc 1532785034110111778559322520/02/044/235/1
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
'c70961927001343374569190/00/119/251/0DKDDKDKDDXDKDKDDKDKDKDTDDDDKKDDDDKK/KK/KX/DDKDKKK
meehow30082600140000/00/09/210/1DDDKDKDTDD/DKDKDDKDD/DKDDDDDD/KDK/D
meehow50962753002743374569190/00/128/461/1
^+PoKeMaNsshady2268627000332004593500/00/16/210/3DKDK/DDDDKDK/DDDDDXDDDDD/DKDDDDDKD
PoKeMaNshEADYZARD661546111166691250/00/14/31/0TKD/KDDKDSK
44831033111438665505550/00/210/241/3
BigHero6eujen1761863017100252143780500/00/030/150/0KDDKDDK/DKKKKDKDKKDKDK/KKKKKKKKKKKKKKDKDDKDKKDD
uC outlAw cs:go1041292625500950294220580/00/024/152/1KK/K/KKDKDKKK/DK/DKK/DKKDKD/DK/KKDK/KDDKDK/KDKDKDDK
uc Vyjiii10512318174001137072947660/03/013/52/1/KK/KKKDK/K/K/K/K/K/KKD//DK/DKKKKDD
uc 128438745910002213950109471740/03/067/354/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
'c77128212720074419429400/02/119/170/3DDK//K/KD/KKK/DKKDKDKKDKXKDKKDDDKDDKDKDKDKKD/DD/D
meehow33082400020000/00/07/221/0K/DD/DDDKKDDKKDDDDDDKDDKDDDDKDDD
meehow55128295120094419429400/02/126/391/3
^+PoKeMaNsshady10317027263011549743432410/00/127/91/1KDDKKK//DK/KK/KDDDKK/KDDKK/T/DKK/KKK/KK/K/DK///KKKK/KD
PoKeMaNshEADYZARD536915285001528673467140/00/015/130/0K/K/KK/K/DK//DKDDD/DDK/K/KD/D/K/KDD/K/K/DDK
7823942548013078416899550/00/142/221/1
BigHero6eujen598313222001378438461080/00/113/190/1KDKDDDKKDDDDKKDDKKDDDKDDK/DDDDKDKKD
uC outlAw cs:go79115232940095125421500/02/118/193/0DKDD/DKDDDKKKDKDKDK//KK/KD/KDKDDKDKDDKK/KK///KDKDKKD
uc 69198365160010890980611080/02/231/383/1

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Player Chats
BigHero6eujen [Warmup]: D
uC outlAw cs:go [Warmup]: 1 headshot not a kill?
'c [Warmup]: i was BORN READY mothafuckaz!!
uC outlAw cs:go [Warmup]: shit game
BigHero6eujen [Warmup]: all the time waiting for axis
PoKeMaNshEADYZARD [Warmup]: stfu retards
BigHero6eujen [Warmup]: why so mad we didnt even start the game
PoKeMaNshEADYZARD [Warmup]: took u 40min to set up offi and were not even playing yet lol
PoKeMaNshEADYZARD [Warmup]: 15 minto make a challenge
BigHero6eujen [Warmup]: D
PoKeMaNshEADYZARD [Warmup]: IQ 10 or what
uC outlAw cs:go [Warmup]: Its vyjii
uC outlAw cs:go [Warmup]: cmon what you expect
PoKeMaNshEADYZARD [Warmup]: i know =D
BigHero6eujen [Warmup]: till today i didnt know how to creat a team on cg
'c [Warmup]: i was BORN READY mothafuckaz!!
[11:09]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:06]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:22]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[10:14]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:53]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:30]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:28]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[9:27]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:59]: The Tank has been damaged!
uc Vyjiii [8:34]: :o
[7:54]: The Tank has been repaired!
PoKeMaNshEADYZARD [7:20]: lol
[7:16]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:01]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[4:59]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
meehow [3:59]: z kim ja kurwa gram
[3:47]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:12
BigHero6eujen [Intermission]: XP=overrated
BigHero6eujen [Warmup]: gibs=SKILL
'c [Warmup]: i was BORN READY mothafuckaz!!
uC outlAw cs:go [Warmup]: ahahauuuw
uC outlAw cs:go [Countdown]: rup miauw
uC outlAw cs:go [Countdown]: ahahauuuw
meehow [6:38]: nuice ddos
BigHero6eujen [0:57]: surprise
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:12)
meehow [9:55]: from when you playing like this outlaw?
uC outlAw cs:go [9:49]: always :_)
BigHero6eujen [9:20]: D
meehow [3:00]: rip hitboxes
uC outlAw cs:go [2:41]: SAYS WHO
[2:40]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
uC outlAw cs:go [2:39]: damm.
PoKeMaNshEADYZARD [2:32]: no heady no win
uC outlAw cs:go [2:25]: o ye u ruled gold
meehow [2:25]: heady..
uC outlAw cs:go [2:24]: :x
[2:21]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
PoKeMaNshEADYZARD [2:20]: ÝDDD
PoKeMaNshEADYZARD [2:16]: :D
[2:13]: meehow disconnected
[2:08]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
PoKeMaNshEADYZARD [2:06]: he mad
PoKeMaNshEADYZARD [2:05]: =D
BigHero6eujen [1:55]: 3on3 offi
BigHero6eujen [1:50]: pm outlaw
'c [0:47]: cgac ddoss
'c [0:45]: ..
uC outlAw cs:go [0:43]: ahahauuuw
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[Intermission]: uc Vyjiii disconnected
'c [Intermission]: leave ?
uC outlAw cs:go [Warmup]: he comes
uC outlAw cs:go [Warmup]: bypassing cgac
uC outlAw cs:go [Warmup]: 666 dg
uC outlAw cs:go [Warmup]: the devil himself
BigHero6eujen [Warmup]: XP=SKIL
'c [Warmup]: hs skill
uC outlAw cs:go [Warmup]: 42.1 acc = top skill
'c [Warmup]: 42.3 here XD
uC outlAw cs:go [Warmup]: above and under is shit!
BigHero6eujen [Warmup]: D
'c [Warmup]: i was BORN READY mothafuckaz!!
[9:39]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:37]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[8:39]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:34]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
meehow [5:48]: the fuck is this
uC outlAw cs:go [3:55]: :D
uC outlAw cs:go [3:40]: wtf dem screenshot lags
uC outlAw cs:go [3:37]: cancer cgac
^+PoKeMaNsshady [3:34]: XD
BigHero6eujen [2:05]: this is a strange round
PoKeMaNshEADYZARD [1:37]: Just no heady no win thats all
[0:02]: uc Vyjiii disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
[Intermission]: PoKeMaNshEADYZARD disconnected
uC outlAw cs:go [Intermission]: got my 10k
uC outlAw cs:go [Intermission]: worth.
uC outlAw cs:go [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: uC outlAw cs:go disconnected

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