POKEMANS vs ufo turtles (2618 views)

tr rEINA
pl WuT
be hEADY
fi rapusti
fi homppi
fi chipper
22.01.15 20:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth PoKeMaNsuvkesen 72 kills
Killing Spree PoKeMaNsuvkesen 6 frags without being killed
Accountant PoKeMaNsuvkesen 95% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! PoKeMaNsuvkesen 19 gibs
...and stay dead! A_Probed homppis butt 38% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning PoKeMaNsREINA 63 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! PoKeMaNshEADYZARD 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer A_Probed homppis butt 161 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! A_Probed . 251 damage per frag
What objective? PoKeMaNsuvkesen 546 XP
Red Shirt A_Probed Rapsu 92 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? A_Probed Rapsu 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore PoKeMaNsuvkesen 186 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut PoKeMaNshEADYZARD 2 team kills
Gingerbread man A_Probed . 40 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
PoKeMaNshEADYZARD6336048761202258757108331450/02/441/437/418214335
PoKeMaNsuvkesen9554672761900191687814097540/08/360/514/423418565
PoKeMaNsREINA9247569757011413249125981150/05/263/582/219216856
PoKeMaNs83138118922738035838884375283140/015/2164/5813/220316555
A_Probed .6743359881601401404713359780/07/660/443/423815237
A_Probed homppis butt513204282161016752096771660/00/537/585/417911739
A_Probed Rapsu6141357929112312274131051250/01/357/640/3215141512
A_Probed 60116615826241227933841361413690/08/3154/648/321113749
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
PoKeMaNshEADYZARD68721522200927463056180/00/013/132/0/K/KK/KK/D/DDKK/KDDKDDKD/KK/KD/DDKKDD
PoKeMaNsuvkesen166177251540055128349000/04/020/81/2KK/KKKDDKKKDKD/DKKKKK/KKKKK/KKKKDDD/KKDD
PoKeMaNsREINA111971917100631172404180/01/018/100/1/D/KDDKKDKDDKDKDKKKDKKDK/K/KK/KKK/KD
PoKeMaNs115346595470020109918950360/05/051/313/3
A_Probed .34839260011035903906420/00/110/150/0//KDD//KDD/DDKDKDK/K/DKK/DTDDDK/DDD/
A_Probed homppis butt541191222600523783207180/00/39/123/2DDDKK///DDDKK/KK/DDDDDKDDDKDKDDKKK
A_Probed Rapsu4389133020042982387800/00/113/250/1DDKDDDDK//DK/KKKDDDKDKDDDDDDDDDDXDKDK/KDDDKK
A_Probed 44291347880119895010991600/00/532/523/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
PoKeMaNshEADYZARD3394721201620882632530/00/16/122/2/D/DKDDDKDDDK/D/DKD/DK/DKDTDK
PoKeMaNsuvkesen7294131870043497316700/00/113/130/1KDDK/KDD/D/KDDK/DKDKDKKDDXKDKDKK
PoKeMaNsREINA681141319300330872827180/00/013/160/0DKKKKKDD//DKDD/DKDKKKDDDKDDKDKDD
PoKeMaNs58302335812011386728626710/00/232/412/3
A_Probed .11511522196001438053097180/02/019/51/0K/KK/DK/KKD/KK/KKD/KK/K/DKK/KK/K/KKDK//K/
A_Probed homppis butt5554101840051838248500/00/09/141/0KDDD//DKKDKX/KDDDKDKD/KKD/DKD
A_Probed Rapsu59801322301729833090890/00/014/140/1DDDDKK/K/KKK/D/TKDKDDD/KD/DK/KDKDKDD
A_Probed 762494559130126862686721070/02/042/332/1
Player Summary for et_ufo_final
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
PoKeMaNshEADYZARD87817850011152163700/00/06/71/0DDKDKK/KDKKKDDD
PoKeMaNsuvkesen7696101340012337247600/00/08/122/0KDDDKK/KDDKDKDDDDKDKKDK
PoKeMaNsREINA80961215100026452945680/01/111/140/0KKKDDDDDKDKDKKDDDKDKDDDDKKK
PoKeMaNs8127329361000261347058680/01/125/333/0
A_Probed .7790141840083113240500/01/113/70/2DK/DK/DK/K/DK/DKK/DDKKKDKK/DKDK/
A_Probed homppis butt617681321021561185900/00/08/100/1KDKKDDDSKKKD/D/DDKDDKD
A_Probed Rapsu7584121621082384187000/00/012/80/0K/SKDD/DK/K/D/K/K//KKDKKKKDDD
A_Probed 712503447820187058613400/01/133/250/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
PoKeMaNshEADYZARD1006199100411171416180/02/17/50/0XD/D/KKDKKDKKK/KK/D
PoKeMaNsuvkesen6064915200825582135180/01/17/61/0KDDKK/K//KDDK/D/DK/K//KD
PoKeMaNsREINA100931111101322431972110/02/110/70/0KKKTDK/KK/KDKDKDDKDKD/D
PoKeMaNs8721829354011559185523470/05/324/181/0
A_Probed .0420800050117200/01/210/70/0KDK//KD/KDKD/KKDKDDKD/KDK
A_Probed homppis butt23031300010000/00/13/100/1DDDDDDD/DKDKDKDD
A_Probed Rapsu666469100118362003360/01/15/70/0DKKDDDKKDDDKD/K
A_Probed 30106930100718363175360/02/418/240/1
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
PoKeMaNshEADYZARD502751020147861185200/00/04/52/1DKKT//DKD/DDDK/K
PoKeMaNsuvkesen626258200016641638360/00/15/60/1DDDDKKDKKDDDK
PoKeMaNsREINA114398700011304136300/01/07/60/1DKXKKDKDKDK/DKDK
PoKeMaNs751281825401537544186560/01/116/172/3
A_Probed .1005788300118521434180/01/06/61/1KKDDKKDKDDKDKK/D
A_Probed homppis butt83325620018671069580/00/04/51/0DKDDDKK/KKD
A_Probed Rapsu116597600001467125100/00/17/50/0KDKKDKKDKDKDD
A_Probed 1001482020500241863754760/01/117/162/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
PoKeMaNshEADYZARD8325560001868907360/00/25/10/1DK/KKDKDDKD
PoKeMaNsuvkesen1425310700011694119100/03/07/60/0DKKKDKK/KDKKDKDKD
PoKeMaNsREINA10036661001853108700/00/04/52/0KDKDKK/KDDKD
PoKeMaNs1081142119100334153185360/03/216/122/1
A_Probed .66466930021687134500/02/22/41/1K/DDKDDKKDDKK/D
A_Probed homppis butt403941020028761057900/00/14/70/0KDKDDDD/DD/KDK
A_Probed Rapsu6637691003622101300/00/06/50/1KDDDKD/DKK/K/DK
A_Probed 571221628600731853415900/02/312/161/2

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Player Chats
[10:48]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:44]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[9:49]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:25]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:04]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:01]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:13]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:04]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:02]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:06]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:31]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:15]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:14]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:01]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
A_Probed . [Intermission]: wish I could hit something
PoKeMaNsREINA [Intermission]: good server layds
A_Probed Rapsu [Intermission]: this here comment
PoKeMaNsREINA [Warmup]: i was BORN READY mothafuckaz!!
A_Probed Rapsu [Warmup]: never ever play on german servers
A_Probed Rapsu [Warmup]: thanks
PoKeMaNsREINA [Warmup]: i was BORN READY mothafuckaz!!
PoKeMaNsREINA [Warmup]: i was BORN READY mothafuckaz!!
A_Probed . [Warmup]: : D
[11:00]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:39]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:25]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:07]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:36]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[9:34]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:30]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:27]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:35]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
A_Probed homppis butt [7:01]: COULD U FUCKING DIE :DDDDDDDDDDD
[6:40]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:24]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:23]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:10]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
A_Probed Rapsu [2:24]: the hitbox is real
[1:55]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:04 (original: 12:00)
A_Probed homppis butt [Warmup]: homo
[11:39]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:18]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
[10:43]: Allies have breached the side entrance!
[10:15]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:32]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:23]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[8:03]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[6:43]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
PoKeMaNsuvkesen [6:41]: ok
PoKeMaNsuvkesen [2:53]: jesus christ
[1:54]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[1:42]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
A_Probed . [1:38]: : D
[0:29]: Allies Transmitted the UFO Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:31
PoKeMaNsREINA [Warmup]: i was BORN READY mothafuckaz!!
PoKeMaNsREINA [Warmup]: i was BORN READY mothafuckaz!!
[10:45]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:11]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
A_Probed . [9:36]: :DDDDDDDDDD
[7:18]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:15]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:27]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[2:28]: Allies Transmitted the UFO Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:05 (original: 11:31)
A_Probed Rapsu [Warmup]: benders great
PoKeMaNshEADYZARD [Warmup]: Better rup the squad
A_Probed Rapsu [Warmup]: yeah
[10:53]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:47]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[10:44]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[10:39]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:09]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:09]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:06]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:52]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[9:29]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:16]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
A_Probed . [9:10]: : D
[9:08]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:05]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
PoKeMaNsREINA [9:02]: shit server
PoKeMaNsREINA [8:59]: no hit ..
A_Probed . [8:59]: in fucking deed
[8:46]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:37]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:29]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:21]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:18]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:18]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:41
PoKeMaNsREINA [Warmup]: i was BORN READY mothafuckaz!!
[3:57]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[3:55]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[3:11]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:09]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[3:05]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
A_Probed . [2:47]: : D
[1:53]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[1:53]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[1:51]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:44]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:43]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:16]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:13]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[1:03]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
A_Probed . [0:48]: gg
A_Probed homppis butt [0:48]: GG
[0:47]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:47]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:53 (original: 4:41)
PoKeMaNsREINA [Intermission]: XDXD
PoKeMaNsREINA [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: PoKeMaNshEADYZARD disconnected
[Intermission]: PoKeMaNsuvkesen disconnected
[Intermission]: PoKeMaNsREINA disconnected

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