thenerdest vs Bitch slappers (2378 views)

25.01.15 00:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth cae /nerdest 53 kills
Killing Spree cae /nerdest 13 frags without being killed
Accountant cae /nerdest 100% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! bS.Aure 8 gibs
...and stay dead! nsd /nerdest 17% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning cae /nerdest 48 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! cae /nerdest 5 SPAM kills
Fragstealer cae /nerdest 189 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! bS.Aure 242 damage per frag
What objective? cae /nerdest 385 XP
Red Shirt nsd /nerdest 70 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? bS.PATRiK:{ 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore bS.Aure 167 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut bS.Aure 1 team kills
Gingerbread man nsd /nerdest 24 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
bS.Aure773515166801191049589263190/03/047/432/420613536
bS.PATRiK:{4818433685102156878791360/00/133/420/5172127211
bS.625358413413114016182177173550/03/180/422/518913139
cae /nerdest9838553537111495557800200/01/248/355/1180144135
nsd /nerdest5924541707002481628382400/00/138/463/019912027
/nerdest76630941231411381771716182600/01/186/468/019013286
Player Summary for tc_base
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bS.Aure200868420001199126000/00/08/30/1KKKDKKDKKKDD
bS.PATRiK:{5727471000492119500/00/04/60/1KKDKDKDDDDD
bS.129113121130001691245500/00/012/90/2
cae /nerdest150736420111159640200/00/05/32/0DKDTK/KKDKK
nsd /nerdest55405920001296105100/00/05/100/0DDDDKDKDKXDDDKK
/nerdest1031131113401124551691200/00/010/132/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bS.Aure384951330001608120700/00/04/131/0KDKDDDKDDDDKDDDDKD
bS.PATRiK:{202921001025071406180/00/02/70/1DKD/DD/DDDDKS
bS.2978723310221152613180/00/06/201/1
cae /nerdest375851541001123077300/00/014/21/1DDKK/KKKKKKKKKKKKKD
nsd /nerdest603861000061383134200/00/06/40/0KK/D//KD/K/DK/KD
/nerdest218123211410072613211500/00/020/61/1
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bS.Aure33759273016302536012290/01/08/181/3DDK/KDDDKDKD/DDKK/D/KDDTDDDD/KKDDD/DD
bS.PATRiK:{3365927000724093767180/00/09/190/2KKDKDDDDKDDDDDDKDDD/DXDD/DD/KDK//K/K/
bS.33140185430113543473682470/01/017/371/5
cae /nerdest110118211931093973263000/00/019/92/0DKKDKDK/KK/KKKDSKDKKDK//KK//KK/KKD/KD/KD
nsd /nerdest838620241001533952804400/00/118/82/0KDK/KDK/D/KDKK/K/K//KDK/D/KK/KK//DKK//KK/DKD
/nerdest9720441434102473685434400/00/137/174/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bS.Aure13114129220001346632858900/02/027/90/0DKK/KDDKK/KK/KDKKD//KK/KKKDK/KDKK/KDKK/K/DKK/KK/K/K
bS.PATRiK:{75631824400122279242300/00/118/100/1KDDKDD/KKKD/KDK/KK////KD/KK/K/KDKDK/DKDDK/
bS.10320447464002569425281900/02/145/190/1
cae /nerdest42109112610033193375700/01/210/210/0KDDDK/DDD/DKDDDDDKDKDDKDDDK/KDDKDKKDD
nsd /nerdest3781102740032088318500/00/09/241/0KKDKDKKDDKDDDKDK/DDDD/DKDDDDDDK/DDDDD
/nerdest40190215350065281694200/01/219/451/0

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Player Chats
[8:48]: Allied team has disabled the South Radar!
[3:52]: Allied team has disabled the North Radar!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:07
[4:59]: Allied team has disabled the South Radar!
bS.Aure [0:29]: SUPPLLY
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:07)
nsd /nerdest [8:49]: Internetsting!
bS.PATRiK:{ [4:16]: :D
[2:40]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[2:37]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[1:15]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[0:29]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[0:01]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[10:45]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:43]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[10:42]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:30]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:02]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:42]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:33]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:10]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:05]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:27]: The Allied Truck is in position!
nsd /nerdest [4:01]: :XD
[2:11]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:10]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:57]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
cae /nerdest [Intermission]: well played
nsd /nerdest [Intermission]: This was almost entertaining
bS.Aure [Intermission]: GG
[Intermission]: cae /nerdest disconnected
nsd /nerdest [Intermission]: another?
bS.Aure [Intermission]: okay
bS.Aure [Intermission]: maps?
bS.PATRiK:{ [Warmup]: /_/ \| | | | | \____/
bS.PATRiK:{ [Warmup]: / ___//| | | | |\ \_\ \
bS.PATRiK:{ [Warmup]: / /__ _| |___\ \ \ \
bS.PATRiK:{ [Warmup]: / ___/ |U| \ \ \ \
bS.PATRiK:{ [Warmup]: _____ _ __ __

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Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

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Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.