bukkake Paradise 69 vs AKASHA ARTS (2646 views)

07.02.15 00:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth twitch.tv/bobiika 64 kills
Killing Spree twitch.tv/froxey 6 frags without being killed
Accountant twitch.tv/bobiika 89% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! twitch.tv/froxey 8 gibs
...and stay dead! twitch.tv/froxey 27% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning twitch.tv/bobiika 54 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! AKASHA nsd 10 SPAM kills
Fragstealer AKASHA nsd 205 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! twitch.tv/froxey 359 damage per frag
What objective? AKASHA nsd 398 XP
Red Shirt AKASHA stm 81 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? AKASHA nsd 14 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore twitch.tv/bobiika 145 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut AKASHA stm 1 team kills
Gingerbread man AKASHA nsd 33 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
twitch.tv/froxey38330307981022796396412020/01/126/493/726512168
twitch.tv/bobiika8637264722213012910103841890/03/154/358/520214046
twitch.tv/617029415110315220873200253910/04/180/3511/523413157
AKASHA stm453363781711279342106381650/01/334/443/8252130312
AKASHA nsd813986073411331068310235380/01/150/3610/4178138514
AKASHA 627349715411226020025208732030/02/184/3613/4215134413
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
twitch.tv/froxey1061161615610626841959360/00/014/72/1/K/DK/KKSDD/KKKKKK/KDDK/KDDKDKK
twitch.tv/bobiika12010624200001434582612930/00/020/54/1KK/K/D/K/K/K/KK/KK//KKK/DKK/K/KDKKKDK/KDKK/D
twitch.tv/113222403561020614245711290/00/034/126/2
AKASHA stm2488729110521523235500/00/06/201/4DDKKS/DDK/DKDDDDDD/DD/DDDKDDKDDD/DKDD
AKASHA nsd308372320072419290700/00/06/141/2DD//D/D/DDDDDDK/D/KDKDDKK/KDKD
AKASHA 2717114523101245716142500/00/012/342/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
twitch.tv/froxey2580728100112094348600/01/06/160/1DD//KD//DD/DKD/KDD/K/DDDD/DDKK/D/DK
twitch.tv/bobiika6210615240101042673383360/00/113/112/1DKD//K/KKDDKKKSKDDD/DKDK/DDK/K/K/DK/D/K
twitch.tv/4418622521102163616869360/01/119/272/2
AKASHA stm519815293011339523596430/00/115/141/1KK/DKD/DDKK/K/KDD/DD/K/TKD/K/DDK/DKK/DD/KDK/D
AKASHA nsd71981521100152917276500/01/013/61/1/K/K///KD/DDK/KK/K/X/KKKK/KK/DD/K//KD
AKASHA 6119630504012868696361430/01/128/202/2
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
twitch.tv/froxey1370322000120712893680/00/03/200/2/DDDXDDDKDKDDDDDDKDDDDDDDD
twitch.tv/bobiika77104141820133526288220/02/011/142/1/KDDTK/DDKDKKKDKDDDDDKKK/DDKDKKKD
twitch.tv/451741740201455975775700/02/014/342/3
AKASHA stm6084915200820102500720/00/18/51/2/KK/KKXDKDDKD//DD/K/KK/D/
AKASHA nsd1421462719001937653097380/00/125/83/1KDKK/DKKKT/DK/KDKDKK/KKKKK/KDKKDK/KK/KK/DDKDKK/
AKASHA 101230363420117577555971100/00/233/134/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
twitch.tv/froxey2864414100411141303980/00/13/61/3K//KDDDD/DDKDDD/KD
twitch.tv/bobiika110561110010316591507580/01/010/50/2/KKDDKDKDDKKS/DKK/KKKD
twitch.tv/6912015241107277328101560/01/113/111/5
AKASHA stm75666810011228130700/01/15/50/1DDKKD/DKDDKDKK
AKASHA nsd11071111011021582146600/00/06/85/0DK/KDKKKDKKK/SDKKDKDDD
AKASHA 93137171821032810277300/01/111/135/1

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Player Chats
twitch.tv/bobiika [Warmup]: Try hard, or die tryin'
twitch.tv/froxey [Countdown]: hfgl
[10:36]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:24]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:19]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:49]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:45]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:52]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:48]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:03]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
twitch.tv/froxey [8:02]: Taas tollai tilanne et ei yhtää mukana
[4:29]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:24]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:47]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:43]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
AKASHA nsd [2:09]: Internetsting!
twitch.tv/bobiika [1:45]: that luck
AKASHA nsd [1:39]: nice brain
twitch.tv/froxey [1:36]: exactly
twitch.tv/bobiika [1:34]: well zou are losing there
AKASHA nsd [1:33]: :X:D:X::D:D:D:D:X:
AKASHA nsd [1:32]: :X:D:X::D:D:D:D:X:
[1:29]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:28]: The Allies have activated the crane!
AKASHA nsd [1:27]: bored
[1:15]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
twitch.tv/froxey [1:06]: Exactly
AKASHA nsd [0:07]: we lost.
AKASHA nsd [0:02]: :X:D:X::D:D:D:D:X:
AKASHA nsd [0:02]: :X:D:X::D:D:D:D:X:
AKASHA nsd [0:02]: :X:D:X::D:D:D:D:X:
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
twitch.tv/bobiika [Warmup]: Try hard, or die tryin'
[9:06]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[9:06]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[9:06]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[9:06]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[9:06]: FIGHT!
AKASHA nsd [8:27]: Hail the hitboxes :3~~
[7:54]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:51]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
twitch.tv/froxey [6:28]: nononon
[6:09]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:49]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:27]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:23]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
AKASHA nsd [4:45]: nice1 bobika
twitch.tv/froxey [4:12]: double fullhold
AKASHA stm [4:09]: nice1 bobika
AKASHA nsd [4:07]: :X:D:X::D:D:D:D:X:
AKASHA nsd [4:06]: :X:D:X::D:D:D:D:X:
AKASHA nsd [4:06]: :X:D:X::D:D:D:D:X:
[3:14]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:00]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:42]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
AKASHA nsd [2:28]: :X:D:X::D:D:D:D:X:
AKASHA nsd [2:27]: Internetsting! 8-)
[1:53]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
twitch.tv/froxey [1:11]: gnome ruining my game
twitch.tv/froxey [1:08]: joined to teamspeak
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
AKASHA nsd [11:37]: u sure are unhit
AKASHA nsd [11:15]: :X:D:X::D:D:D:D:X:
AKASHA nsd [11:15]: Internetsting!
AKASHA nsd [9:41]: :X:D:X::D:D:D:D:X:
twitch.tv/bobiika [9:12]: well im not going to play 2v1
[8:22]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:19]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[7:51]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:09]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:02]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:00]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:51]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
AKASHA nsd [5:30]: Hail the hitboxes :3~~
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
twitch.tv/bobiika [Warmup]: Try hard, or die tryin'
[11:36]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:33]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:51]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:50]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
AKASHA nsd [10:22]: Internetsting! 8-)
[10:17]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:50]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[9:42]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:30]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:18]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:34]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[7:09]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
twitch.tv/froxey [7:09]: ggs
twitch.tv/froxey [6:07]: ggs
[5:57]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:02 (original: 12:00)
[Intermission]: twitch.tv/froxey disconnected

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