Pornoduo vs TWOCOOLGUYSFROMEGYPT (3688 views)

de Joka
de Lagz
ee OgreG
ee TUTANKHAMON


Crossfire ET 2on2 Consolation bracket
UB - Quarter Finals

Play offs - #crossfire - Rules
16.02.15 20:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth /pD/Joka 52 kills
Killing Spree /pD/Lagz 4 frags without being killed
Accountant /pD/Lagz 85% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! /pD/Lagz 11 gibs
...and stay dead! [#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON 28% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning /pD/Lagz 45 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! /pD/Joka 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer /pD/Joka 199 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! [#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON 279 damage per frag
What objective? /pD/Joka 342 XP
Red Shirt [#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON 71 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? [#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore [#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON 188 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut /pD/Joka 1 team kills
Gingerbread man /pD/Lagz 30 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET472873369210176635838700/03/129/451/520112049
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON54311397111101910552108001300/02/133/444/6271150411
[#2CGFE]-515987214013203617187191871300/05/162/445/6236135410
/pD/Joka8134252648012195838444610/01/344/388/218413248
/pD/Lagz852905059110030960487431370/01/245/244/419214845
/pD/8363210212319015119187171871980/02/289/2412/418814047
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET141417000155597900/00/01/30/3D/DKDDDD
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON40312500017791081180/00/12/20/1K/DDKDD
[#2CGFE]-2745312000213342060180/00/13/50/4
/pD/Joka10038552002108471500/00/02/33/0D/KD/KKKDK
/pD/Lagz1252254100497661900/01/03/01/0K/K/K//KK
/pD/1136010930062060133400/01/05/34/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET423237000172274200/00/03/60/0DKDDDDDKK/
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON4218371002907106600/00/02/31/2K/KDDKDD/D
[#2CGFE]-425061410031629180800/00/05/91/2
/pD/Joka10018550011789773250/00/04/32/1DKDK/TKKDDK
/pD/Lagz20024631001101985600/00/05/21/1DKKXK/KKKD
/pD/15042118101218081629250/00/09/53/2
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET503824010144340500/00/02/20/0DDK/KS
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON2003542200072769200/00/03/21/0DDKKKK
[#2CGFE]-125736621011170109700/00/05/41/0
/pD/Joka601635000255265100/00/03/30/0K/KK/DDD
/pD/Lagz2010150002545519360/00/01/20/1/K/DDD
/pD/4026410000410971170360/00/04/50/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET1252954100168981500/02/03/30/0DK/KKDKKD
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON8331561001952794400/00/05/40/1K/DDDDKKKKD
[#2CGFE]-104601010200216411609400/02/08/70/1
/pD/Joka251928100151177500/00/11/61/0/DKDKDDDDD
/pD/Lagz20057630000109886600/00/16/20/0KKDKDKDKK
/pD/1137681110011609164100/00/27/81/0
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET8093162010082398277900/01/114/101/1DDKK//DKDKKK/KKKK/K/DDDKKK/DKD//DDKD
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON65961523200931853123540/01/013/121/2K/D/KK/KDKD/DKD//DKDDKDDKDDKK/KK/K/KDD
[#2CGFE]-7318931433001755835902540/02/127/222/3
/pD/Joka611401321100330412870360/01/110/162/1KKKDDDKD/DDDDDDKKDK/DKDDDKK/DKDDKK
/pD/Lagz59100132240092861271300/00/112/111/1DD/D/KKDKDKD/K/D/KK/K//KDKDDDDK/KKD
/pD/6024026435001259025583360/01/222/273/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET228162700051828266700/00/06/210/1DK/DDD/D/D/KDDK/DDKDDKDDDDKDDDDDD
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON351001028510640024044180/01/08/211/0DDDSKK/KDDDKDK/KKDDK/D//DDD/DDDKDDKDDD
[#2CGFE]-2918116555101158306711180/01/014/421/1
/pD/Joka1201112420400123606266000/00/124/70/0KK/K//KD/KK/K/DKDKDKDKDK/KK/K/KDKKKK/KDK/KK/
/pD/Lagz8677192250014310531701010/00/018/71/1/DKK/D/DKK/K/DDK/K///K/KDK//KDK/KKDK/KKKK
/pD/103188434290026671158301010/00/142/141/1

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Player Chats
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [11:06]: u mad?????
[10:50]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:09]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:09]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:58]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:40]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:33]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:20]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:18]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [8:48]: u mad?????
[8:48]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:40]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:40]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:19
[2:44]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [2:42]: u mad?????
[2:33]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [1:22]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [0:41]: u mad?????
[0:40]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[0:40]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[0:39]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:20]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:16]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:15]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:19)
[#2CGFE]-KAMBYTHET [Countdown]: bindladen stfu
/pD/Lagz [9:58]: umad =
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [9:40]: u mad?????
[8:54]: Allies capture the factory district!
[8:08]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [7:24]: nigga please
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [7:24]: twenty years later u still mad
[7:12]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[7:12]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[7:12]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[7:12]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[7:12]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[7:12]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:47
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [2:27]: u mad?????
[1:45]: Allies capture the factory district!
[1:41]: Axis recapture the factory district!
[1:32]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[1:32]: Allies permanently capture the factory district!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:47)
[11:40]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:36]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [11:32]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [11:01]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [10:32]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [10:02]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [9:51]: nigga please
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [9:32]: u mad?????
[9:27]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:13]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:49]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [7:31]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [7:01]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [6:45]: :D
[6:10]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:49]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [5:33]: u mad?????
[5:15]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:53]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:50]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [4:33]: u mad?????
[3:09]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:08]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:55]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [2:31]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [2:01]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [1:32]: u mad?????
[0:27]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:32
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [11:13]: u mad?????
[9:43]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [9:42]: u mad?????
[9:31]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:26]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:01]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:30]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [7:22]: u mad?????
[6:34]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [6:25]: u mad?????
[6:06]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [6:03]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [5:22]: u mad?????
[5:21]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [5:03]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [4:25]: u mad?????
[4:21]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [3:22]: u mad?????
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [2:46]: u mad?????
[1:52]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (11:32)
/pD/Joka [Intermission]: gg
[#2CGFE]-TUTANKHAMON [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: /pD/Joka disconnected
[Intermission]: /pD/Lagz disconnected

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