Hodor vs Steroids (4112 views)

pl igla
pl hunter
pl WuT
be ViKO
be bltzZ
cz milhAus
us hayzay
us ipod
us Joker
pl Kirej
de sPECULA
us TheEnd

DoubleDutch Dragons M.E.G.A. Day #2
Semi Final - Best Of 3
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth RELOAd 86 kills
Killing Spree RELOAd 6 frags without being killed
Accountant []==[JKR]--- 108% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! []==[The_Gift]--- 25 gibs
...and stay dead! []==[The_Gift]--- 31% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning RELOAd 80 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! h{ IGLA 44 SPAM kills
Fragstealer []==[gniewosz]-- 142 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! h{ ViKO 229 damage per frag
What objective? []==[HZY]--- 443 XP
Red Shirt []==[IPOD]--- 101 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? h{ bltzZ 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore []==[JKR]--- 162 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut []==[The_Gift]--- 5 team kills
Gingerbread man []==[sPECULA]--- 25 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
[]==[The_Gift]---100430818125052013934107193550/03/876/377/1517213255
[]==[gniewosz]--8938180891811211108098724770/00/470/536/1613911058
[]==[sPECULA]---71296679312132510729109364040/127/610/5635/1116011649
[]==[HZY]---87443728310052212018124894800/04/670/433/1516715049
[]==[JKR]---9718329304019492948632240/01/329/160/317016235
[]==[IPOD]---60357621018232210532129632400/03/648/5512/1617012649
[]==[81209039147777418119632226184221800/038/6303/5563/1616313348
h{ ViKO66405619314021912255121962330/05/1245/5110/1320113136
h{ bltzZ623385182110389148123424270/09/539/585/12179151410
RELOAd104440868311031314057133222840/03/380/636/516316166
h{ IGLA5526056981732149102106903540/010/93/5544/1516310637
tMoe ~ impressive8137672891404513330126684841/02/765/678/1318514245
h{ milhAus79351668411012110997117892290/06/352/529/816714046
[]==[JKR]---10826453499001685686531360/02/342/236/916213353
h{ 7724344455788731596774577953820471/037/3326/2388/917413846
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[]==[The_Gift]---636412194022281924631830/00/312/102/4DDKDKKKTDDDKKDD/KK/DDDDTDKKKDDDKD
[]==[gniewosz]--73691419600222752100180/00/19/120/5/KKDXKDDDDD/KDKDKDDDKDKKDKKKKDDDKD
[]==[sPECULA]---855117202106180619631100/08/00/118/2K/KSKD/DDKKKDK/K/DKKDDDKK/KDD/KKKDDKD
[]==[HZY]---6499914101523832244260/01/19/60/3KTDKKKDXD/K/DD/KKD/DK/KDD
[]==[JKR]---12399161310052639219500/00/016/70/2DKDKKKDKK/K/KK/KK/DKDKXKK/DDKD
[]==[IPOD]---80751721200223222704540/01/111/124/6DD/KKDKKDKKDKDDK/DKDKDKDDKDDKDDDKKKDDK
[]==[814578510616132214244136693910/010/657/5814/22
h{ ViKO65122132050042486214100/01/38/104/1/KDKDDDKK/DK/DKK/DDDKKDDKDKDKDDKD
h{ bltzZ1006913133011167922531670/02/111/101/1KDKDKDDKKKD/DKKKKDDDKDTKKDD
RELOAd12399211720023109299600/00/120/141/0KKKKKKDD/DKKDKKDKDDDKDKDKK/KDDKDKKKDKD
h{ IGLA7673131760021748190000/02/30/411/4DDDDKKDDDD/KK/DKKDDKKDKDKKKDKD
tMoe ~ impressive8198131610002595293900/00/213/120/2KDDKKKDDDKKDDDDDKDDDKKDDKDKXKK
h{ milhAus6263101640052052201500/01/06/73/4DDDKDK/DDKKD/DKKK/DD//KDKK
h{ 85524839921011413669142441670/06/1058/5720/12

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[]==[The_Gift]---1251042016801326822637670/01/117/73/4/KDKKKDKDKDKDKDK/KDK/DKDDDDTKKKDKKKKK
[]==[gniewosz]--50641020110314532008210/00/09/131/4SKDDD/DDKDKKD/KK/DKDKKDXDDKDDDD
[]==[sPECULA]---7166152120042672217900/07/20/118/5KKDK/KKDXKDKDKD/KDKK/KD/KDDKDDDDDDKDD
[]==[HZY]---758415202002264531731010/00/214/91/6D/KDKDKKDDDDKDKD/KDDDKDDDKKDKKDKKDK
[]==[JKR]---768413173014229026682240/01/313/90/1KK/DKTDKD/KKD/KKDKDD/DDKKDKDDDK
[]==[IPOD]---295772410031629309200/00/15/162/3D/KDDDDDDDDDKDDKDD/DDKDDKDK/DKD
[]==[714598011817121913371157574130/09/958/6515/23
h{ ViKO60631220400525292111870/00/56/93/2DDKD/KDD/DKDKDKD/KD/K/KDKDKKXDDKD
h{ bltzZ759912164015231125851280/02/18/73/3DDK/KKKD/K/DTDDDDDK/KKK/KKKDD
RELOAd13510223173024318123841050/01/022/112/2KDKDKDKDK/KDKKKKDDKKK/KK/KDTKDKKTKK/DKDDKD
h{ IGLA825114172205222117861270/03/10/711/3S/DDKK/DKSDKKKDDDKKKDK/KD/KDKKD/
tMoe ~ impressive706314205010283123361630/00/113/172/5DDDKDDKDDDKDKDDDXKDKDKDKKXXKDKKTDDKKDD
h{ milhAus13581231740072684216900/03/118/92/0KK/K/KKKDKK/KKK/KKDKDKDKK//K/KDDDKDKDKKD
h{ 934599810722242615757133716100/09/967/6023/15
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[]==[The_Gift]---15061128501317521314170/00/113/40/1KKKDDKKT//KKKDDKKKX/KD
[]==[gniewosz]--1005377101075511271090/00/27/51/2DKKDXTXDKDKKDDDKK
[]==[sPECULA]---632971150041179103700/04/10/43/2DKD/DDKKD/KDKK/KD/
[]==[HZY]---1103911104023142215021660/00/013/70/1/KKDKKXTDDKKD/KDDKTDK/KK
[]==[IPOD]---6332711211511781167390/00/05/43/1/KSTDKKDK/K//D/DDKK
[]==[972144447171515628661473310/04/438/247/7
[]==[JKR]---1005388300118591504180/00/07/61/2DXDKDK/KDDKKKKKDD
h{ ViKO37213810011049117150/00/12/31/4DKDD/DKDDDKX
h{ bltzZ11143109200116651517180/03/17/60/1KD/KKDDKDKDKKKDKKDD
RELOAd3032310000113231507180/00/03/80/2DDDDXDK/DDKKDD
h{ IGLA60276100010955111910/01/10/96/0DDKKKDDKDKDDDDKDT
tMoe ~ impressive8838890010113515052150/00/18/81/0DDDKKDKKKDTDKKKDDD
h{ milhAus805181000011524132600/00/07/81/1KKKKDK/DKDDKDKDDDD
h{ 7226546646025951096492750/04/434/4810/10

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[]==[The_Gift]---6205800010000/00/05/20/4DDKKK/KDDDDKD
[]==[gniewosz]--175481482001111692900/00/013/41/3DKKDKKKKK/DDKKKKKDDKDK
[]==[sPECULA]---20047105001320101642370/15/00/49/2KT/DDDKKDKKKDDKK/KK/KKKD
[]==[HZY]---1837511610031594102800/01/19/21/1XDK/DKDKKK/KKK/KKK
[]==[IPOD]---233531300031309182200/00/03/70/3DDKDDDDDDDK/D/K/
[]==[12920543403011160295421370/16/130/1911/13
[]==[JKR]---8844891004144180000/01/03/31/2KD/KK/K/DDKKDK/KD
h{ ViKO354851410041410159600/00/03/72/2/K/K/DDDDKDKDD/DDKD
h{ bltzZ3627411101070113631140/00/14/50/4DDDDDKDKDKKDDDTD
RELOAd8041810100212301736400/00/17/71/0DK//KDKKKDKKDDKDDD
h{ IGLA66218124100931112200/00/20/68/3KKDSDKDDDKKDKDDKDKDD
tMoe ~ impressive83491012300315761676181/01/25/63/1/KKKK/KDK/DDKKDDKDDKDD
h{ milhAus805045100088911941120/00/14/30/1KDDKDKDDKX
h{ 672804773121113817894872841/02/726/3715/13
Player Summary for bremen_b3
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[]==[The_Gift]---9386141540042540226400/01/113/80/2KDKK/KDKDKKDDDDKD/K/DDKKKK/KD
[]==[gniewosz]--45589201008204722391480/00/19/100/2/DX/K/DDKKDK/DK/D/DDDDDK//KDKK
[]==[sPECULA]---23415213013135722441530/02/20/174/0DDDTDD//DDDDDKDKXD/DDDKDKDKD
[]==[HZY]---5070102000042008273900/00/110/120/2DKDDD//DDDDKDKDKDK/K/KDKDKDDKD
[]==[IPOD]---68821319001317802491270/00/314/100/3DDKKDKK/D/DDKKD/KDDDDKKTDDDDKKKKD
[]==[563375195802229732119773280/03/846/574/9
[]==[JKR]---10081161650042481235900/00/114/82/3/KDDKKDDKDKDK/KDK/KDKKDDKKDK/KKD
h{ ViKO1459416112014283720751070/03/114/70/2XD//KK/KK/TKKKDKKDDKDXKKKDDKXKK
h{ bltzZ504371410011480205300/02/04/141/0K/KDKDKKDKDKDXDDDDDDDD
RELOAd150792114400328802289360/00/019/102/1KKDKKKDKK/DDKK/KK/KKKDKDKDKKDKDKDKD
h{ IGLA525810194005218722451060/01/13/125/1/KDKDDDKDKDDK/DDK/DK/KDDDKDK/
tMoe ~ impressive113621715402226211548700/01/116/102/2TDKKDKKKDKDKDDKDDKDKK/KKT/KKKDDKDD
h{ milhAus82591417101823312003450/02/010/83/1K/DK/KKDKK/KKD/KK/K/D/KKK/DDDDTD
h{ 9947610110621042716817145723640/09/480/6915/10

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[]==[The_Gift]---1201151815401741412041880/01/216/62/0K/KD/K//K/KDKKDKDKK/KDDTKKKK/KKDKD
[]==[gniewosz]--1738926157007343414691810/00/023/93/0DKK/KKK/KDK/KK/KK/DKDKKDKDKKKXK/DKKK/KKDKK
[]==[sPECULA]---866213150015170518711040/01/110/93/0T/KK//KK/KDKKDKKDK/DKDDDKDDKD
[]==[HZY]---1237616132025196618031870/02/115/71/2XDKDXDK/K/KK/DDTKTDKKKKKKKKD/KK/D
[]==[IPOD]---1157615133116231416871200/02/110/63/0/KTK/KKKD/KK/KX/KDKDKKSKKDK/DD
[]==[12341888711615301356088716800/06/574/3712/2
[]==[JKR]---131862116000727871868180/01/218/62/2KDDKK/K/KKDK/KKKDDXK/KDK/KDKKDK/KKDKK/
h{ ViKO60571220101119443102340/01/212/150/2KDTDDDK/DKDDDKKDDKDKKDDDDKDKDKDKD
h{ bltzZ265751900001312257100/00/15/160/3DDDXKDDDDKDDDDDDKDDDDKDKD
RELOAd66871015101123342410850/02/19/130/0KDDDDTDDDK/KKDDKKDDKKDDKDK
h{ IGLA21305231012106025181200/03/10/173/4/KKKDDDTDXDDDDDDDDDDDD/KDDDDKD
tMoe ~ impressive58661017100025722664180/00/010/140/3KDDXKDDDKDKKDKDDDKKDKDDDDKDD
h{ milhAus3647719100015173082720/00/17/170/1DDDDDKDDDDKDDKDKDDDKDKDDKD
h{ 57430701295031113526182153470/07/861/985/15

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Player Chats
[14:12]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[14:02]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[13:54]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:33]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[13:31]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[13:27]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[13:14]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:43]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[12:39]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
h{ IGLA [12:21]: :DDD
[]==[sPECULA]--- [12:18]: :S
[11:07]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[10:26]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[9:50]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
h{ IGLA [9:16]: this server
[9:11]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[9:07]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[9:06]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[8:52]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[6:07]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:52
[5:11]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:01]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[4:35]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:25]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:17]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:12]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[3:43]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:31]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:23]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
h{ ViKO [1:13]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:52)
h{ ViKO [Intermission]: map?
[]==[The_Gift]--- [Intermission]: Adler
[Intermission]: []==[JKR]--- disconnected
h{ IGLA [Intermission]: not delivery?
tMoe ~ impressive [Countdown]: hf
h{ ViKO [Countdown]: hf
h{ IGLA [9:44]: ok
[8:09]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:58]: Axis have returned the objective!
[7:54]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[7:54]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:33]: Main blast door opening!
RELOAd [6:13]: XD
h{ IGLA [6:12]: :D
RELOAd [6:10]: XDDDDD
[5:24]: Main blast door closing!
[5:03]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:56
[]==[HZY]--- [Intermission]: igi you always been a good player man keep up the good work
[]==[HZY]--- [Intermission]: keeping et alive
RELOAd [Warmup]: stop being upset
[]==[JKR]--- [Countdown]: igi is the one who ff a match bcuz he didnt want 2 play us
[]==[JKR]--- [Countdown]: how r we upset rofl
[]==[HZY]--- [Countdown]: :D
[]==[IPOD]--- [Countdown]: lol
[]==[IPOD]--- [Countdown]: LOPL
emerica [4:54]: smack cam
h{ IGLA [4:09]: :DDD
[4:08]: Main blast door opening!
[]==[sPECULA]--- [4:07]: fdkjasklödfja
[3:56]: The Doors are opening!!
[3:41]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:41]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[2:15]: Main blast door closing!
[1:51]: Main blast door opening!
[1:46]: Main blast door closing!
[1:40]: Main blast door opening!
[1:35]: Main blast door closing!
[1:27]: Main blast door opening!
[1:22]: Main blast door closing!
[1:15]: Main blast door opening!
[1:11]: Main blast door closing!
[]==[The_Gift]--- [0:04]: pool?
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:56)
[]==[HZY]--- [Warmup]: :]
h{ ViKO [Countdown]: hf
[]==[sPECULA]--- [Countdown]: hf
tMoe ~ impressive [Countdown]: HF
[Countdown]: Allies team locked from spectators by []==[IPOD]---
emerica [14:58]: 3
emerica [14:25]: tell axis to speclock
[13:52]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:49]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[13:10]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:00]: The side door has been destroyed!
[12:50]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[12:42]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:34]: The Wooden Barrier has been constructed.
[12:30]: The Allies have secured the forward bunker!
[12:30]: The main gate has been destroyed!
[12:02]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[11:59]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
h{ IGLA [11:51]: ahahaa
[10:33]: The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started!
[10:31]: Allied team has gained access to the truck!
[10:12]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[]==[gniewosz]-- [9:31]: ....
[9:29]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:52]: The Truck has been repaired!
h{ IGLA [7:55]: :dDDDDD
h{ IGLA [7:39]: :ddd
h{ milhAus [7:39]: :D
[7:05]: Allied team has escaped
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:55
[Intermission]: *** stRay connected
[]==[JKR]--- [Warmup]: am streaming
[]==[JKR]--- [Warmup]: can u make me a shoutcaster?
[]==[JKR]--- [Countdown]: number 7
[Countdown]: Allies team locked from spectators by RELOAd
[]==[JKR]--- [7:47]: cant spec anything :/
[7:37]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:17]: *** stRay disconnected
[3:56]: The side door has been destroyed!
[2:52]: The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started!
[2:50]: Allied team has gained access to the truck!
[2:38]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:18]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[1:52]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:38]: The main gate has been destroyed!
[1:21]: The Truck has been repaired!
[]==[IPOD]--- [0:06]: hahahaha
[]==[IPOD]--- [0:06]: igi
[]==[The_Gift]--- [0:03]: can you guys try
[0:02]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[]==[The_Gift]--- [0:02]: 1 sec
[]==[IPOD]--- [0:01]: maybe next time bud
[]==[The_Gift]--- [0:02]: phone
[0:02]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[0:02]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[0:02]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[]==[The_Gift]--- [0:01]: sucks to suck doick
[0:02]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[0:02]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[0:02]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[0:02]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[0:02]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[0:02]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[0:02]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[0:02]: FIGHT!
[0:02]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[]==[JKR]--- [0:01]: smacked
[0:01]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
h{ ViKO [0:01]: thank god we don't have to face dem nazis
[0:01]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
RELOAd [0:01]: oh too bad that you had to experience something like sucking dick
[0:01]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[0:01]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[0:01]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[0:01]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
h{ ViKO [0:01]: hf final
[0:01]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[0:01]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[0:01]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[0:01]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[0:01]: FIGHT!
[]==[The_Gift]--- [0:01]: hows that ET tramp stamp treating you
[]==[IPOD]--- [0:01]: thanks viko :>
[]==[IPOD]--- [Intermission]: u suck dick igi
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:55)
[Intermission]: h{ milhAus disconnected
[Intermission]: h{ ViKO disconnected
[]==[The_Gift]--- [Intermission]: this guy has a tatoo of et
[Intermission]: RELOAd disconnected
[Intermission]: h{ bltzZ disconnected
[]==[The_Gift]--- [Intermission]: on his back
[Intermission]: tMoe ~ impressive disconnected
[]==[The_Gift]--- [Intermission]: and trying to talk shit
[Intermission]: h{ IGLA disconnected

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