SSTAT vs POKEMANS (2495 views)

fi late
pl trmp
fr Apricot
ch fumoffu
de shady
fr sanjih
08.03.15 21:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth poke s____h 58 kills
Killing Spree poke s____h 4 frags without being killed
Accountant poke s____h 79% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! poke s____h 14 gibs
...and stay dead! SSTAT WARRIOR 27% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning poke s____h 47 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! PoKeMaNsshady 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer PoKeMaNsshady 184 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! poke s____h 251 damage per frag
What objective? poke s____h 366 XP
Red Shirt SSTAT WARRIOR 90 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? PoKeMaNsFumoffu 15 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore PoKeMaNsshady 163 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut SSTAT trm:P 4 team kills
Gingerbread man PoKeMaNsshady 27 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
SSTAT trm:P6036542702042710350100772740/07/337/381/5246144312
SSTAT WARRIOR5736052901412209433109351890/03/645/576/11181120411
SSTAT late6832750735022610293104322240/05/040/447/320614345
SSTAT 62105214423321187330076314446870/015/0122/4414/321113649
poke s____h7836658731410231247011170720/06/747/395/521515148
PoKeMaNsFumoffu59362477832224918288853980/02/741/406/4195111315
PoKeMaNsshady7735254701102279792100212310/01/147/398/518114335
PoKe71108015922128347431444300767010/09/1135/3919/519713539
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT trm:P75376800061140911180/01/05/20/0DK/K/DKK/K///K
SSTAT WARRIOR273231130041198127600/00/03/60/1D/DKD//KD/DDKD
SSTAT late7537681004119297100/00/05/41/0DD/KK/KD/K/KDK
SSTAT 5910615274001435303158180/01/013/121/1
poke s____h713557000116971232180/00/04/61/0KKDKDKDDD/KD
PoKeMaNsFumoffu4227371012578953420/00/13/31/1/T/DDKDDKKD
PoKeMaNsshady12534541000883134500/00/05/40/1KKXKDDKDKD
PoKe79961318201331583530600/00/112/132/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT trm:P12048650002121596100/00/06/30/1K/KKKDDK/DKX
SSTAT WARRIOR1004088100114511362580/02/16/60/1DKKDDKXK/KDDKDKKD
SSTAT late62195810267126971130/00/04/23/0K/K/KDTDK//K//T
SSTAT 9410719212029337830201710/02/116/113/2
poke s____h44324910011150150300/00/24/50/1DDKDKD/KDDKDD
PoKeMaNsFumoffu71395700021242121600/01/04/50/0DDDK/DK/KKDK
PoKeMaNsshady502536100062865900/00/03/60/0KDDKDKDDD
PoKe5596122220033020337800/01/211/160/1
Player Summary for erdenberg_t1
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT trm:P4277614000515462070540/03/02/90/1/KK/DDDDDDDD/D/K/KKKX
SSTAT WARRIOR2160628201518322854500/00/15/192/3D/KDD/DDKD/DKDDKD/DDDDDDDDKD/DDDDTK
SSTAT late75581216200518112358360/02/010/90/2/D/DK/DD/KKK/DDKDDDKKKDKKKKD
SSTAT 46195245840115518972821400/05/117/372/6
poke s____h141901712200522171689180/01/216/60/0/DKKKKDK/KKKKXKDKK/K/K/KKDDDKD
PoKeMaNsFumoffu58681017100717971592600/00/38/62/0K/KD/KDKKD/DDK/KK/K/DD/KDDD
PoKeMaNsshady1061071615301832681908410/01/113/53/1/KKD/KKKTDKKK/K/D/K//KKDKK/KDDKD
PoKe102265434460120728251891190/02/637/175/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT trm:P5062816203719222210540/02/08/91/1D/K/KK/KK/DDDKK/TD/KTTDX/DDD
SSTAT WARRIOR10766151440141969179090/01/212/93/2DDK/K/KKK/DDKDKDKXDKDKXXKKKTK/DKD
SSTAT late5348815000218302399170/00/07/121/1KDKDKK/DKDDD/DKDDKDDDKD
SSTAT 7017631456041357216399800/03/227/305/4
poke s____h466761340022103216700/00/26/80/2DDDDDDKKKXDDDD/D/KKK
PoKeMaNsFumoffu768113170213229515921340/01/010/103/2KKK/DDDDDKDSKDDK/KKKSKDKDDK/KDT
PoKeMaNsshady867113152017200119621220/00/011/63/3K//KDDDKKK//TKKDK/DKD/KDK/KDKX
PoKe69219324562212639957212560/01/227/246/7
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT trm:P731071115001329242128800/01/211/100/0DKDKD/KD/DD/DKKDKTKDDKDKDKK
SSTAT WARRIOR58911017210215422197180/00/010/120/3KDDDSKKDDKKK/DKDDKDDKX/DKDDD
SSTAT late5377815000324002328580/03/04/121/0KDD/KDK/DDK/DDKDKDDKDDK
SSTAT 6127529472118686666531560/04/225/341/3
poke s____h83811518500732792643180/02/111/92/1KDKD/KK/DKK/DKD//DKDDKK/KKDK/KDKD
PoKeMaNsFumoffu929413141006180919041440/00/313/50/0KK/K/DDKDK//DKKKDK/KDKKDK/D
PoKeMaNsshady66371015200515652319680/00/09/101/0DK//KDDKKD/KKDKDK/DD/DKKD
PoKe80212384780018665368662300/02/433/243/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SSTAT trm:P4134512000416031797680/00/15/50/2/DK/KD/DKDKK/DDDD
SSTAT WARRIOR83711012200414411456540/00/29/51/1KDDKKD/KK/K/KKDDDDKK/D
SSTAT late10088111110062348167900/00/010/51/0/KD//KKKKDKKD/KK/KDKD/
SSTAT 75193263530014539249321220/00/324/152/3
poke s____h78611114210720241936180/03/06/52/1DKSK/D/DK/D/KKDKK/KK//DKK
PoKeMaNsFumoffu1853316000414611628180/00/03/110/1K/KDDDDDD/DDD/DDDK/
PoKeMaNsshady467871520071447182800/00/06/81/0DDK//D/DDK/K/K/D/KDKKD
PoKe4719221454101849325392360/03/015/243/2

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Player Chats
SSTAT late [Warmup]: allow erts to spec?
PoKeMaNsFumoffu [Warmup]: ok
SSTAT late [Warmup]: if u dont we take forfeit win tho
SSTAT late [Warmup]: :D
PoKeMaNsFumoffu [Warmup]: care
ertS*** [9:50]: luck&fun
[8:07]: The Doors are opening!!
[6:37]: Axis have returned the objective!
SSTAT late [6:14]: :D!
SSTAT late [6:13]: sexyhot: cos that was just aimbot like
SSTAT late [6:13]: sexyhot: if that is u squall ur a fucking god
SSTAT late [6:13]: sexyhot:this is ridiculous tbh
[6:06]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:53
SSTAT late [Intermission]: squalls cfg lol
SSTAT late [Intermission]: nice binds
SSTAT late [Intermission]: :D!
ertS*** [Warmup]: CAN A NIGGA GET A RUP?
SSTAT WARRIOR [Countdown]: Meine Ehre heiBt Treue - My honour is (called) loyalty
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:53)
ertS*** [Countdown]: specklock
[11:58]: Axis team locked from spectators by poke s____h
[11:36]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:34]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[11:10]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:53]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:32]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
SSTAT WARRIOR [10:20]: nice block
[10:20]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
SSTAT late [10:17]: nice push
SSTAT late [9:43]: xd
[9:22]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:30]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
ertS*** [7:17]: 8(
SSTAT WARRIOR [5:40]: gg
ertS*** [4:34]: oooh :D
[3:38]: The East Flak88 has been destroyed!
[3:37]: Both Flak88 guns have been destroyed!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:23
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: focking nice map u paly
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: :o
PoKeMaNsshady [Warmup]: yes
[8:02]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:47]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
SSTAT trm:P [7:29]: [15:53] <Fruits-Apricot> why teh fock are oyufocking mad focking retarded cunt no life of shit wtfis ur problem i wanna betyo utzq fs fsql mf QSDf FOSCKQFSQ
[7:15]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:59]: Meine Ehre heiBt Treue - My honour is (called) loyalty
ertS*** [6:24]: v56
SSTAT WARRIOR [5:58]: Meine Ehre heiBt Treue - My honour is (called) loyalty
[5:00]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:59]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
[4:56]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
SSTAT late [4:49]: gg
PoKeMaNsFumoffu [4:37]: ur hit so fucked
SSTAT WARRIOR [1:00]: pffff
SSTAT WARRIOR [1:00]: .....
PoKeMaNsshady [0:58]: TAIls
[0:58]: The East Flak88 has been destroyed!
[0:58]: Both Flak88 guns have been destroyed!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:26 (original: 8:23)
ertS*** [Intermission]: uply
[10:05]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:45]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:25]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:23]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:09]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:49]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:45]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:34]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:55]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:53]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
poke s____h [7:30]: xD
[7:19]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:04]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:31]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:30]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[6:17]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
SSTAT WARRIOR [6:05]: gg
[4:27]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:32
[6:15]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:54]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:34]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:23]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[4:27]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
SSTAT WARRIOR [4:10]: Meine Ehre heiBt Treue - My honour is (called) loyalty
[3:27]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:00]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[1:57]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[1:41]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[1:31]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[0:28]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[0:27]: The Allies have activated the crane!
SSTAT late [0:23]: gg
SSTAT WARRIOR [0:18]: big nig
ertS*** [0:16]: [Franc] but i think i am the most :) :D!
ertS*** [0:16]: [Franc] sometimes, i ask myself who is the most nerdy , the ones who play video games all day non stop or the ones who WATCH those last late in the night :D!
[0:13]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
ertS*** [0:13]: [Franc] sometimes, i ask myself who is the most nerdy , the ones who play video games all day non stop or the ones who WATCH those last late in the night :D!
ertS*** [0:12]: [Franc] but i think i am the most :) :D!
SSTAT WARRIOR [0:08]: :DDDDDDDDDD!
ertS*** [0:08]: :D
SSTAT WARRIOR [0:06]: Meine Ehre heiBt Treue - My honour is (called) loyalty
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:32)
SSTAT trm:P [Intermission]: ggs
ertS*** [Intermission]: gg
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: big nig
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: lol
[Intermission]: poke s____h disconnected
[Intermission]: SSTAT late disconnected
[Intermission]: SSTAT trm:P disconnected
ertS*** [Intermission]: :D
[Intermission]: PoKeMaNsFumoffu disconnected
[Intermission]: ertS*** disconnected
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: negroes
SSTAT WARRIOR [Intermission]: :S

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Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.