Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:55]:
The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:46]:
The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:54]:
Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:50]:
Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:30]:
The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:48]:
The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:50]:
The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:43]:
The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:49]:
The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:48]:
The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:35]:
The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
'xD Sherclock, [2:12]:
get gibbed fag
hiNgisg4y [2:05]:
does nto compute
WuTisb2k [1:59]:
that's what she said
'xD Sebhes, [0:05]:
wp
[0:04]:
The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]:
>>> Clock set to: 11:55
hiNgisg4y [Countdown]:
My dick can move mountains
[10:50]:
The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:26]:
The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:21]:
Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:04]:
The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:49]:
The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:54]:
Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:32]:
Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:03]:
The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:58]:
The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:26]:
The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:46]:
The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:53]:
The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[2:25]:
The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:24]:
The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:11]:
The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[1:06]:
The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]:
>>> Objective reached at 10:48 (original: 11:55)
[9:00]:
The Doors are opening!!
[8:42]:
Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:42]:
Allied Command Post spawn active!
[8:02]:
Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]:
>>> Clock set to: 1:57
'xD Sherclock, [Intermission]:
dddd
[0:48]:
The Doors are opening!!
'xD Sebhes, [Intermission]:
3rd?
[Intermission]:
>>> Objective NOT reached in time (1:57)
[9:17]:
The Main Door has been breached!
[9:04]:
Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:19]:
The Service Door has been breached!
[7:38]:
The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]:
>>> Clock set to: 2:21
[1:27]:
The Main Door has been breached!
[1:08]:
Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
'xD Sherclock, [0:04]:
more?
'xD Sherclock, [0:03]:
gr?
[Intermission]:
>>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:21)
lEkuisb2k [Intermission]:
sure
'xD Sebhes, [Intermission]:
I geus I made u blush to must hing :$
hiNgisg4y [Intermission]:
:(
[11:24]:
Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:40]:
The Tank has been repaired!
[10:37]:
Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:23]:
Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
'xD ShaMaN, [10:17]:
lol
'xD Sebhes, [10:13]:
stuck in the barier
'xD Sebhes, [10:11]:
thats how we like it
'xD ShaMaN, [10:11]:
and so it starts
'xD ShaMaN, [10:08]:
bsrush
[9:27]:
The Tank has been damaged!
[9:06]:
The Tank has been repaired!
lEkuisb2k [8:55]:
the fuck are u doing
[8:55]:
Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
'xD ShaMaN, [8:49]:
chillin
[8:27]:
The Tank has been damaged!
[7:55]:
Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
'xD ShaMaN, [7:45]:
bsrush
'xD ShaMaN, [7:44]:
bsrush
'xD ShaMaN, [7:44]:
bsrush
'xD ShaMaN, [7:44]:
bsrush
[7:44]:
Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
'xD ShaMaN, [7:44]:
bsrush
[6:44]:
Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]:
>>> Clock set to: 5:15
hiNgisg4y [Intermission]:
this map increases chances of braincancer scientistäs say
'xD ShaMaN, [Intermission]:
brb getting cancer then
hiNgisg4y [Intermission]:
b-but i r-really like this map
hiNgisg4y [Intermission]:
i s-swear
'xD Sebhes, [Intermission]:
haha
'xD Sebhes, [Intermission]:
:D
[Countdown]:
Vote passed!
WuTisb2k [Countdown]:
deli after this one
'xD Sebhes, [Countdown]:
or ice
lEkuisb2k [5:04]:
hing took implants to reduce the chance of breast cancer
hiNgisg4y [5:00]:
yes
'xD ShaMaN, [4:04]:
LOL
'xD Sebhes, [0:29]:
oee
'xD Sebhes, [0:21]:
almost humiliated hing
hiNgisg4y [0:13]:
would not be the 1st time
hiNgisg4y [0:04]:
Nor the last
[Intermission]:
>>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:15)
'xD Sebhes, [Intermission]:
definetely not
[Intermission]:
'xD Sherclock, disconnected
'xD Sebhes, [Intermission]:
5th
'xD Sebhes, [Intermission]:
?
WuTisb2k [Intermission]:
deli
hiNgisg4y [Intermission]:
ice!
lEkuisb2k [Intermission]:
v51
'xD Sebhes, [Intermission]:
ice
lEkuisb2k [Intermission]:
del
lEkuisb2k [Warmup]:
Ready
hiNgisg4y [Warmup]:
HE RETURNS
[9:15]:
Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[8:48]:
The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[8:40]:
Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
'xD Sebhes, [8:06]:
shaman logic XD
[7:47]:
The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]:
>>> Clock set to: 2:12
[1:24]:
Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[1:19]:
The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[1:07]:
Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
'xD ShaMaN, [0:32]:
go away
hiNgisg4y [0:22]:
leku is a notorious uncaught rapist
'xD Sebhes, [0:17]:
noticed
[0:00]:
Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[Intermission]:
>>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:12)
[Intermission]:
'xD ShaMaN, disconnected
These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on.
You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:
Server crash / restart
Players reconnecting with new ids
Too many random renames between rounds
Credits to the author of StatWhore
of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats. Thanks toHannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.
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