Hodor vs cat in a hat (2512 views)

pl IGLA
pl ght
pl buggs
be eron
pl hunter
be bltzZ
nl Freddy
fi rsp
no Sinche
fi smak
fi Swanidius
nl woott
26.03.15 21:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth Albania! Tsubasa 88 kills
Killing Spree ciah | Swanidius 8 frags without being killed
Accountant Albania! eron 112% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! Albania! eron 36 gibs
...and stay dead! Albania! eron 43% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ciah | smak 70 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! Albania! Pan Igla 35 SPAM kills
Fragstealer Albania! Pan Igla 138 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! LANcat woott 474 damage per frag
What objective? Albania! M3DiC1n4t0r 508 XP
Red Shirt ciah | rsp 107 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? Albania! Danskerk!ll 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore Albania! Tsubasa 170 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut Albania! buggs. 7 team kills
Gingerbread man ciah | smak 29 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
Albania! Pan Igla82261657914029822465404240/021/115/5235/81278356
Albania! eron11147884753615191324084326500/05/728/4231/915811154
Albania! buggs.8337777922917161335996915590/00/961/5221/1617310455
Albania! Tsubasa10448288841912414535139693440/04/670/6116/1216516454
Albania! M3DiC1n4t0r109508827515031113804110893232/06/763/5311/416814844
Albania! Danskerk!ll81366668011161910965113673590/010/458/500/716614069
Albania! 94247246248512442578741276108826592/046/4285/50114/716012555
ciah | Swanidius93287545719145832494622500/02/545/3411/1015416385
ciah | Freddy7345755751502129069120563000/01/354/412/1916516145
ciah | smak754637610115032912210148962560/16/770/483/1616114747
LANcat woott38356391001426178196105716410/10/1136/4511/2221010449
Sinche70445709821261611611152013530/05/469/542/2216615255
ciah | rsp643436910713132310880111895190/030/1514/4423/1915810458
ciah | 67235136353897624102602907337523190/044/15288/4452/1916913957
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Albania! Pan Igla1008014144002246817332180/011/10/123/0KDDKDDK/DDDKDKKXDKKDKKKKKDK/D
Albania! eron19013221117034320713333580/04/12/610/2KKDKKKDKKKK//KKKKK/XXTK/DKDTKDDKKKKDT
Albania! buggs.1068417161002229402310940/00/113/96/4KDDDKDTKDKK/KDKDDKKXKDKTDDDK/KKKDKDKX
Albania! Tsubasa100882020711333472535800/00/011/1810/1/KKDKDXK/KDKKDDKDKKDT/DDDKKXKDDDKDXKDSKKKDKK
Albania! M3DiC1n4t0r90109182040053193264380/01/115/132/1/KDDDKKDKDK/K//KKKDKDKDKDKDDKDKD/KKDDK
Albania! Danskerk!ll58641017202120432999840/01/011/140/1DDDKDKDDKDTK/KKDKDDTDDKDDKDDK
Albania! 1075571009834181717198135538420/017/452/7231/9
ciah | Swanidius71761521302122713518190/00/217/110/4/DDDDKKDKDDDKDKDDKDKKDTKDKDKDKKDDTKDKD
ciah | Freddy841011113101219412312580/00/012/80/4KKTDXK/DK/KDDKKDDKKDDKDKDD
ciah | smak52851325400828983433580/01/411/51/9DDKD/KXKDDDDD//K/KDD/KDKXKK/KK/K/KDDDDDD
LANcat woott435110232006134623451810/00/57/71/5X//KDKK/DDK/DDDKD/DXDKKK/KDDDDDDKDD
Sinche949918196025248231071690/00/119/111/2TK/KKK/TDDKDKKDDKK/DKDK/KDDKK/DDKDKDKXDK
ciah | rsp527713253014261524832190/03/56/104/5/KKDDK/KDDDKDDD/DDDDT/DDDDKDKKDKKKKKDDD
ciah | 664898012619062613553171987040/04/1772/527/29

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Albania! Pan Igla736111153000180016351070/03/30/97/3DKKDDKDDKDKKKDDKDDDKDKDKDD
Albania! eron13364161280031838164900/01/110/64/2DKKDKKKK/DDDKXKK/KK/KDDKKDDKK
Albania! buggs.5876101730002331190600/00/44/74/5KDKDDDDDKDDKKDDKDDDKKDKKDDD
Albania! Tsubasa1005711112010192419722100/02/110/60/4DKDKKKDDKDDKDTKDDKKKKDD
Albania! M3DiC1n4t0r100781313101024002319250/01/19/114/1DKDKDDDDKDKDDKDKKDKDKKKTKDK
Albania! Danskerk!ll332151501028712171180/00/05/90/2DKS/DDDDDDDKDDKD/KKXD
Albania! 8335766831712511164116523600/07/1038/4819/17
ciah | Swanidius160851610901123401782570/00/29/68/2KKKDKKKDKDDKKKDKXKK/DDTDKDKKX
ciah | Freddy88818940001332164300/00/08/30/4DKDDKKKDKKDKKDDDD
ciah | smak2001002412501324422087900/03/020/82/2KDKKK/KK/KKKDDKKKK/KKKKXKDDKKDDKTKDDKK
LANcat woott44778182113191116601250/00/14/91/4KDDDKDSK/DKKKDK/TDDDKDDDD/D
Sinche50618164123209125591330/01/09/100/4KD/DDDKK/KDDK/DTDDKDXSXKDDTKD
ciah | rsp9255131410021536143390/06/40/46/3KDDKDDDKKDKKDK/DDKKKDDKK/KD
ciah | 106459777925251211652111644140/010/750/4017/19
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Albania! Pan Igla3553617501320651975250/01/20/105/3K/KDDTXKDDD/D/KKDDDDDDKDD
Albania! eron107781413701329501207340/00/26/84/0KK//KDKKDKDKDKDKDK/KDKKKDDTD
Albania! buggs.117732017311131751803780/00/116/145/1KKD/DKDTDKKXDKKKDDDSKKKKKDKKDDDKDKDKKKD
Albania! Tsubasa141115171220003164214100/00/114/103/2KKKDXKDKKKDKDKKDDKKKDDKDKKDDKD
Albania! M3DiC1n4t0r1539120134001253217901060/00/314/83/1KKDKDKKDDKKDKKDDKDKK/DKKDKKKDKKKD
Albania! Danskerk!ll90831011101419871843180/02/09/70/1/KKKDKDTDDKDDK/KK/DK/KX
Albania! 107493878322141215873107592610/03/959/5720/8
ciah | Freddy9210612133002173621191120/01/011/100/1DDDDKDKK/KKXDKDDK/KKKDKKDD
ciah | smak47631123301919873144460/02/010/100/2DKDKK//KK//D/DKK/DT/KDKDDK/DDDDK/DD
LANcat woott1007713133012156918381210/00/012/52/5KDDKDKKDDDKDKKT/DDKK/DKDKKK
Sinche5768122140031735327200/01/110/121/4DDKDK/K/DKDDDKDKDKDDKDDKKDKD/DDDK
ciah | rsp47451021100517162789660/05/14/101/4DDDD/DKDDK/KDKXDK/DK/DDKKDDK/DKD
ciah | 6935958911402218743131623450/09/247/474/16

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Albania! Pan Igla10008800000000/01/05/62/1DKDKDKKKKDKDKDDD
Albania! eron90791011100012331383950/00/13/83/1KDKKDXDKDKKDDDKDDDDKKK
Albania! buggs.5031612401414171193770/00/06/71/1KK//DTKDDDK/KDDDDK/
Albania! Tsubasa5861101740012129286800/00/09/121/1DDKKDKDDKKDKKD/KDDDKDDDKDDD
Albania! M3DiC1n4t0r405341040011203129000/00/14/70/0DKDDDDKDDKDDK/
Albania! Danskerk!ll115821513300518671933180/03/112/60/1KK/D/DKKD/DKK/DDKKK/KKKKDKKD
Albania! 763065371160111784986671900/04/339/467/5
ciah | Freddy776379100113221690680/00/26/41/2/KDKDKDKDDKKDKDD
ciah | smak443849101110041825260/00/05/90/0KDDK/XKDDDXDDTKD
LANcat woott86311241121884145900/00/110/82/0KKKKDKKK/KKDTKDDKDKK/KDDKKDSXDDK
Sinche78581114301315841764140/01/011/80/2/DKDKDKDKDKDK/KKDKTDDKKD/D
ciah | rsp83771012410317971123180/02/14/52/1/D/KKKSKD/KDDDKDKKKDKD
ciah | 582993356132310759178611260/03/436/345/5
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Albania! Pan Igla118671311201218911197740/04/20/710/0/DDK/KKDKDDKKKKKDKTDKKDDK
Albania! eron685911168115182915471450/00/03/87/3DDKKDKDT/K/D/KKDDDDKDK/K/KKSX
Albania! buggs.56589165032156415112920/00/19/93/5/TKDKDDDXK/TDDDKDDDKDKKDDTKKDX
Albania! Tsubasa10772141320001932254600/02/210/72/3KDKDKDKKDDXKDDKDDDKDKKKDKKKD
Albania! M3DiC1n4t0r1128098100117301278180/00/08/71/1DDKDKK/KKDDKXKKDDK
Albania! Danskerk!ll905510114023178016352210/01/111/70/2KXD/DK/KKDKDD/KDKDKKDXKTT
Albania! 9239166752217131072697147500/07/641/4523/14
ciah | Swanidius854512143112199116731560/00/010/83/3KD/KDK/TDKDKDXDKKKDDKKSDKDKD
ciah | Freddy534781520151305178680/00/19/50/4DK/K/DT/DK/KD/DKDKDDKKDD
ciah | smak85891214200519111997180/00/112/70/1K//K/KDDDKDKKDK/K/KKDDKKDD
LANcat woott3134516101290915691430/00/11/83/6/XDDDXD/DKTDDDKKDDDKDKDD
Sinche90761011210216382033180/00/110/40/6KDKKXK/KDKKXSKK/DDDDKDDD
ciah | rsp734314193026196016681790/06/30/69/4/T/KK/DDKKK/KDTKDKDK/KKDDK/KDDDDDDK
ciah | 7033461891325229714107265220/06/742/3815/24

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Albania! Pan Igla920131400020000/01/30/88/1KDKKKD/KDKKDD/KKDKDDDDKKKDX
Albania! eron100661212500421831313180/00/24/63/1DKKK/DK/KK/K/KKDKDKDDKDDX
Albania! buggs.10755151440071932968180/00/213/62/0KK/KD/KKK/KK////DKKKKKDDKDDKDX
Albania! Tsubasa145891611200020391907540/00/216/80/1DDKDKKKKKDKDKKKDDDDKKKDDKKK
Albania! M3DiC1n4t0r1639718111023274617691662/04/113/71/0KKDKKK/KKKKDDK/DDKKK/DKKKDTKKTD
Albania! Danskerk!ll1236116131014241778600/03/210/70/0/KD/KD/DKKDK/DDKDKKKKKKDTD
Albania! 12236890751303201131767432562/08/1256/4214/3
ciah | Swanidius91811112400117222489180/02/19/90/1DDDKDD/KDKKKKKKKKDDDDKD
ciah | Freddy5659916400214332506540/00/08/111/4DDKDDDDDK/DKDDK/KDDKDKKXKD
ciah | smak66881218000319682410180/10/212/90/2/KDKDKDKD/DDXKDKK/DKDKKDDKDKDDD
LANcat woott115421820225771700710/10/32/82/2D/DDDD/TDDDDDDDDKKDDTD
Sinche64831117201020812466190/02/110/90/4KDKDDDDKDDDDKTKDDDKKKKKDDDDKD
ciah | rsp5646916100312561693280/08/10/91/2KKDDDDKDXKD/D/DD/DKDDKKKKD
ciah | 5741154971303119037132642080/212/841/554/15

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Player Chats
Albania! eron [Warmup]: tag is fine
Albania! eron [Warmup]: lets go
Sinche [Warmup]: To Valhalla
Albania! Tsubasa [Countdown]: hf
[14:45]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[14:26]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[14:21]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:11]: The Tank has been repaired!
[13:08]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[12:13]: The Tank has been damaged!
[12:10]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[11:58]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:47]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:10]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[10:55]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:51]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[10:01]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
Sinche [9:24]: ...
ciah | Swanidius [9:23]: :D!
ciah | Swanidius [9:23]: :D!
ciah | Swanidius [9:23]: :D!
ciah | Swanidius [9:23]: :D!
ciah | Swanidius [9:23]: :D!
ciah | Swanidius [9:23]: :D!
Albania! Pan Igla [9:18]: :ddd
Albania! Pan Igla [9:17]: :{XD
Albania! Pan Igla [9:17]: :{XD
Albania! Pan Igla [9:17]: :{XD
Sinche [7:57]: 1 man panzers man
Sinche [7:56]: forever and ever
[6:05]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
ciah | smak [4:59]: :D
Albania! eron [4:58]: :D
[4:35]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:24
Sinche [Warmup]: To Valhalla
Albania! eron [Warmup]: go swani
ciah | Swanidius [Warmup]: fighting with my gf wait
Albania! eron [Warmup]: must be a bitch
Albania! eron [Warmup]: huehue
ciah | Freddy [Warmup]: they both r
Albania! eron [Warmup]: :D
ciah | Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[9:52]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:49]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:45]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:23]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:00]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:17]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[7:54]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:48]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:12]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:55]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
ciah | Swanidius [6:45]: :D!
[6:45]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:36]: The Tank has been damaged!
Albania! eron [6:34]: whats the other map
[5:59]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[4:53]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[3:00]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:24 (original: 10:24)
Albania! Pan Igla [Intermission]: wp
Albania! eron [Intermission]: lan shaoe
Albania! eron [Intermission]: shape*
Sinche [Warmup]: To Valhalla
Albania! buggs. [Countdown]: hf
[11:14]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
Albania! eron [11:12]: :D
[10:16]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
ciah | Swanidius [10:04]: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Albania! Pan Igla [9:56]: :{XD
Albania! Pan Igla [9:56]: :{XD
Albania! Pan Igla [9:55]: :{XD
Albania! Pan Igla [9:55]: :{XD
[9:53]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
Albania! Pan Igla [9:43]: YOU ARE SO TIGHT
[9:22]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[7:42]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
ciah | Swanidius [7:04]: :D!
ciah | Swanidius [7:04]: :D!
[6:52]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:49]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
ciah | Swanidius [5:33]: Oops I'm not
ciah | Swanidius [5:14]: GG RIFLEBUG EAT POOPOO GAME
[4:07]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[3:59]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
ciah | Swanidius [3:21]: xddddddddddddddDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Sinche [3:19]: ...
Albania! Pan Igla [3:18]: :{XD
Albania! Pan Igla [3:17]: :{XD
Albania! Pan Igla [2:59]: what :d
Albania! Tsubasa [2:22]: :xdD
[2:07]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:52
[Intermission]: ciah | Swanidius disconnected
ciah | smak [Intermission]: lol
[Intermission]: ciah | Swanidius connected
Sinche [Warmup]: To Valhalla
ciah | Freddy [Warmup]: u r upsetting a lot of ppl with those secures -.-
Albania! eron [Warmup]: :D
Sinche [Warmup]: To Valhalla
Sinche [Warmup]: To Valhalla
Albania! Pan Igla [Warmup]: KESZKE W MESZKE HYSZ KESZKE W MESZKE HYSZ SZERE BERE HOCZO HOHO
ciah | Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
Albania! eron [Warmup]: go rsp
[Countdown]: Vote FAILED! (Start Match )
[9:31]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:04]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:16]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[7:54]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[7:41]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:24]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:18]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[6:13]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:50]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
Albania! eron [4:04]: :'''''D
[1:49]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:03 (original: 9:52)
[Intermission]: ciah | Swanidius disconnected
[Intermission]: ciah | Swanidius connected
[Intermission]: ciah | Swanidius disconnected
[Intermission]: ciah | Swanidius connected
[14:43]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
Albania! buggs. [14:40]: =D
Albania! buggs. [14:40]: =D
Albania! buggs. [14:40]: =D
Albania! Danskerk!ll [14:37]: <@gunz-ray> I'VE a lot of friends... somewhere
Albania! buggs. [14:32]: =D
Albania! buggs. [14:32]: =D
Albania! buggs. [14:32]: =D
Albania! eron [14:20]: :D
Albania! eron [14:20]: :D
[12:23]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[12:18]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
ciah | Swanidius [12:09]: :D!
ciah | Swanidius [12:09]: :D!
ciah | Swanidius [12:09]: :D!
ciah | Swanidius [12:09]: :D!
[11:25]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[11:05]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[11:00]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[10:54]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
ciah | Swanidius [9:36]: wat
ciah | Swanidius [9:35]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDd
ciah | Swanidius [9:30]: Pro fop
[9:16]: The Depot Fence has been destroyed.
[9:12]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[9:05]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[9:03]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[8:50]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
Albania! eron [7:56]: :D
[7:40]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:19
Sinche [Warmup]: To Valhalla
ciah | Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[7:03]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
ciah | Swanidius [6:58]: :D!
Albania! eron [5:28]: :D
ciah | smak [5:01]: :l
[4:57]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
ciah | Swanidius [4:40]: :D:D:D:D:D:D
Albania! M3DiC1n4t0r [4:29]: nice shooting lol
ciah | Swanidius [4:26]: :D:D:D:
Albania! M3DiC1n4t0r [4:25]: no hits
ciah | Swanidius [4:21]: :_D:D:D:D:
[4:15]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[3:59]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[3:13]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:07]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:22]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[1:52]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
Sinche [1:44]: :D
Albania! eron [1:36]: :D
Albania! eron [1:36]: :D
Albania! eron [1:33]: We'll lose this
[1:17]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[0:24]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[0:23]: The Allies have activated the crane!
ciah | smak [0:22]: ggs
Albania! Danskerk!ll [0:19]: gg's wp
ciah | rsp [0:16]: gg wp
Sinche [0:13]: ggwp
[0:10]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
Albania! buggs. [0:02]: gg
Albania! Pan Igla [0:02]: gege
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:19)
[Intermission]: Albania! eron disconnected
[Intermission]: ciah | smak disconnected
[Intermission]: LANcat woott disconnected
[Intermission]: Albania! buggs. disconnected
[Intermission]: ciah | Swanidius disconnected
[Intermission]: Sinche disconnected
[Intermission]: Albania! Danskerk!ll disconnected
[Intermission]: ciah | Freddy disconnected
[Intermission]: Albania! Pan Igla disconnected
[Intermission]: Albania! M3DiC1n4t0r disconnected
[Intermission]: ciah | rsp disconnected

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