thenerdest vs SWIAT WEDLUG KIEPSKICH (3613 views)

fi cae
fi nsd
pl nejm
pl trmp


Crossfire ET 2on2 Consolation bracket
LB - Finals

Play offs - #crossfire - Rules
29.03.15 20:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth swk.trm:P 61 kills
Killing Spree swk.trm:P 5 frags without being killed
Accountant swk.trm:P 94% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! swk.trm:P 9 gibs
...and stay dead! swk.trm:P 15% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning swk.trm:P 56 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! cae /nerdest 5 SPAM kills
Fragstealer swk.trm:P 207 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! swk.sfdbsfvsbf 303 damage per frag
What objective? swk.trm:P 450 XP
Red Shirt swk.sfdbsfvsbf 87 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? swk.sfdbsfvsbf 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore swk.trm:P 166 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut lownesd /nerdest 1 team kills
Gingerbread man lownesd /nerdest 34 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
swk.sfdbsfvsbf443963987610271110110194920/02/436/501/528511649
swk.trm:P914506165920211197198281220/03/156/402/119614756
swk.6584610015215304823072200222140/05/192/403/124113258
cae /nerdest733365878710271080611549180/03/350/455/318614636
lownesd /nerdest513254384601349216115231570/02/240/472/121413737
/nerdest6266110116213116120022230721750/05/290/477/120014237
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
swk.sfdbsfvsbf34124926210431772823180/01/27/171/2DDKD/K//DDKDSKDDKDDD/DKDDDDDDKDDDKK
swk.trm:P601161525310629422898360/02/013/180/0K/D/DK//KKSKDDKKKD//KDDDDDDKKDKDDDKKDKDD
swk.4724024515201061195721540/03/220/351/2
cae /nerdest152942617000102835239300/02/122/62/1K/KKK//DKDK/KDKD/KKK/KKXKK/K/K/KKKDKKK/KKKDD
lownesd /nerdest507413262019288637261210/00/213/141/1/DD/KD/DKD/KDDDK/DDT/K/KD/KKK/DKDDDKDKKD
/nerdest101168394320119572161191210/02/335/203/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
swk.sfdbsfvsbf406282000052738256100/00/08/140/1K//KDD/DDDDKDDK/DDDK/DKDKKDD
swk.trm:P86821315110623342442180/01/012/80/0/SK/KKK/KKKDDKDDD/K/DK/DKKKD
swk.6314421351101150725003180/01/020/220/1
cae /nerdest6193111830052927299700/00/111/120/0D/DDDDKKK/KDDK//KDKKK/DDDKDDK
lownesd /nerdest80104121520072076207500/00/011/81/0/DKDKDDK/KK/K//K/D/KKDKDKDK
/nerdest711972333500125003507200/00/122/201/0
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
swk.sfdbsfvsbf6453914300717121587180/00/09/70/0KK/KK/DKDD/K/DKDK//KD/D
swk.trm:P2408512520032258106400/00/010/22/0KKKD/KK/KKKKKKDK/
swk.15213821195001039702651180/00/019/92/0
cae /nerdest333041210021381202200/00/04/80/2DDDK/DDKDDKD/DKD
lownesd /nerdest3533514000312701948180/00/05/110/0DDDDKKDK//DDDDDKD/K
/nerdest3463926100526513970180/00/09/190/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
swk.sfdbsfvsbf1204365100368255100/00/06/20/0//KKKK/DDKK
swk.trm:P100375510011353784180/00/05/30/1DKKDKD/DKK
swk.110801110200420351335180/00/011/50/1
cae /nerdest6618460000545101800/00/03/61/0KDKKDDDKDD
lownesd /nerdest2814270002790101700/00/02/50/0DDDKK//DD
/nerdest473261300021335203500/00/05/111/0
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
swk.sfdbsfvsbf2172314000514871523560/01/12/80/0//D/DDD/DK/DDDKDK
swk.trm:P1426710710031589134200/00/110/30/0/K/KK/KDKKDKKKDKD
swk.821391321100830762865560/01/212/110/0
cae /nerdest4643613100414501615180/00/16/80/0/DK/DKKD/DDKDKDD/KD
lownesd /nerdest5360713100914151461180/02/05/40/0/////DKK//KDK/KDKK/D
/nerdest5010313262001328653076360/02/111/120/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
swk.sfdbsfvsbf50424800031305114900/00/14/20/2DK/KK/K/DDDD
swk.trm:P756368100214951298500/00/06/60/0KD/DKDK/KDKKDD
swk.631051016100528002447500/00/110/80/2
cae /nerdest585871221061668150400/01/04/52/0/KK///DDDKD/KDS/KKK
lownesd /nerdest4440491004779129600/00/04/50/0/D/DKDKDK/KD/
/nerdest51981121310102447280000/01/08/102/0

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Player Chats
swk.trm:P [Warmup]: I play csgo now with late and abba
swk.trm:P [Warmup]: from time to time
lownesd /nerdest [Warmup]: Nice life
swk.trm:P [Warmup]: lets go?
cae /nerdest [Warmup]: so do i
cae /nerdest [Warmup]: but with russians only
cae /nerdest [Warmup]: :-D
lownesd /nerdest [Warmup]: :
lownesd /nerdest [Warmup]: I like videogames
swk.trm:P [Warmup]: hf
swk.sfdbsfvsbf [Warmup]: i do not
swk.trm:P [Countdown]: snipa :)
lownesd /nerdest [11:57]: women boring, videogames fun
[10:12]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
lownesd /nerdest [10:09]: brb
swk.trm:P [10:06]: [18:50] <lumppis> maybe it never stops
swk.trm:P [10:06]: [18:50] <lumppis> if it stops
[9:51]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
lownesd /nerdest [9:37]: unihiekka
[9:30]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:27]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:44]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:10]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:53]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
lownesd /nerdest [7:51]: Internetsting!
[7:11]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:42]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:19]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:18]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:05]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[1:02]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:58
swk.sfdbsfvsbf [Warmup]: shoutout snipa
swk.sfdbsfvsbf [Warmup]: sup
lownesd /nerdest [Warmup]: cant paly
swk.sfdbsfvsbf [Warmup]: why
swk.sfdbsfvsbf [Warmup]: call venom32 then
swk.sfdbsfvsbf [Warmup]: why couldnt he play
cae /nerdest [Warmup]: Just be quiet
swk.sfdbsfvsbf [Warmup]: why m8?
swk.sfdbsfvsbf [Warmup]: are u trying to find some rule that gonna give u win or?
cae /nerdest [Warmup]: most definetly yes
swk.sfdbsfvsbf [Warmup]: too bad there's noone :<
swk.sfdbsfvsbf [Warmup]: we are both right team members, we didnt come too late etc
lownesd /nerdest [Warmup]: Distractions going on and just woke up. :O)
cae /nerdest [Warmup]: Just shut up
lownesd /nerdest [Warmup]: sec
cae /nerdest [Warmup]: You are stupid
swk.sfdbsfvsbf [Warmup]: no, you are stupid
cae /nerdest [Warmup]: cg_teamchatsonly 1
lownesd /nerdest [Warmup]: 8)
swk.sfdbsfvsbf [Warmup]: i did it, what else?
swk.trm:P [Countdown]: hf
swk.sfdbsfvsbf [Countdown]: did u turn it now?
[7:46]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:07]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:06]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
swk.sfdbsfvsbf [6:17]: nicce skillboost
[6:00]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:40]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:38]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:37]: The Allied Truck is in position!
swk.sfdbsfvsbf [4:26]: XD
[4:00]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:59]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:46]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[1:08]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:49 (original: 10:58)
swk.trm:P [Intermission]: gg
[7:39]: The Doors are opening!!
[2:01]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:58
[7:23]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
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[7:23]: FIGHT!
[6:36]: The Doors are opening!!
swk.sfdbsfvsbf [6:08]: n1
[4:54]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:04 (original: 7:58)
[9:17]: Storage Wall destroyed!
[9:05]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
lownesd /nerdest [9:04]: oh no wonder he doesnt answer
swk.trm:P [9:04]: : D
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[9:05]: FIGHT!
[8:46]: The Main Door has been breached!
[8:27]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:05]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
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[8:05]: FIGHT!
[7:36]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[7:18]: The Service Door has been breached!
[5:09]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:01]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:58
swk.trm:P [Intermission]: gg
swk.trm:P [Countdown]: hf
[8:02]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:10]: The Service Door has been breached!
swk.sfdbsfvsbf [3:01]: gg
swk.sfdbsfvsbf [2:55]: btw
swk.sfdbsfvsbf [2:53]: caej no ac
[2:52]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:06 (original: 8:58)
swk.trm:P [Intermission]: ggs
cae /nerdest [Intermission]: :d
cae /nerdest [Intermission]: gg
swk.sfdbsfvsbf [Intermission]: nice
[Intermission]: cae /nerdest disconnected
[Intermission]: swk.trm:P disconnected

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