Hodor vs cat in a hat (3164 views)
IGLA
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buggs
bytheway
hunter
fobje
ght
buggs
bytheway
hunter
fobje
Freddy
Rsp
Sinche
smak
Swanidius
woott
Rsp
Sinche
smak
Swanidius
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28.03.15 21:15 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | h{ Tsubasa | 205 kills |
Killing Spree | ciah | Hollandius | 11 frags without being killed |
Accountant | h{ Tsubasa | 152% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | h{ buggs. | 56 gibs |
...and stay dead! | h{ buggs. | 37% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | h{ Tsubasa | 171 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | h{ Pan Igla | 86 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | ciah | Hollandius | 142 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | ciah | KOSKENKORVA | 216 damage per frag |
What objective? | h{ Tsubasa | 1096 XP |
Red Shirt | =^0.^0= sisutytto | 213 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | =^0.^0= sisutytto | 20 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | h{ Fobje | 196 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | h{ buggs. | 9 team kills |
Gingerbread man | h{ buggs. | 47 /kills |
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ciah | Hollandius [Warmup]: | who is tsubasa and pan sz |
h{ Fobje [Warmup]: | they |
ciah | Hollandius [Warmup]: | which one is hunter |
h{ buggs. [Warmup]: | one of us |
h{ Fobje [Warmup]: | have no fkn idea |
h{ Pan Igla [Warmup]: | r u scared Swan? |
ciah | Hollandius [Warmup]: | No weed only |
=^0.^0= sisutytto [Warmup]: | if we would do this official you would actually have to play with a distinguishable name |
h{ Fobje [Warmup]: | Turkey just scored |
ciah | KOSKENKORVA [Warmup]: | no shit |
ciah | KOSKENKORVA [Warmup]: | ur just 5 min late |
h{ Fobje [Warmup]: | shame |
=^0.^0= sisutytto [Warmup]: | so no need to be rude igii |
h{ Fobje [Countdown]: | hf |
h{ Pan Igla [Countdown]: | hf! |
[14:26]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[13:36]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[13:32]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
ciah | Hollandius [13:20]: | let me trip ur mines |
[10:15]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[10:12]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
[10:07]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[9:53]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[8:41]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[6:15]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
h{ Pan Igla [5:35]: | yes |
[5:35]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[4:57]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 10:02 |
ciah | Hollandius [Warmup]: | I'm Batman |
LANcat Sinche [Warmup]: | To Valhalla |
h{ buggs. [Countdown]: | hf |
ciah | smak [Countdown]: | glhf |
[9:47]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
ciah | Hollandius [7:54]: | :D! |
ciah | Hollandius [7:54]: | :D! |
ciah | Hollandius [7:54]: | :D! |
ciah | Hollandius [7:54]: | :D! |
ciah | Hollandius [7:50]: | XD |
h{ Pan Szpilka [7:42]: | ye :D |
[6:35]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[6:32]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
[5:45]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[5:36]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[5:23]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[5:14]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[5:10]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[5:09]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[4:55]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[4:52]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
ciah | Hollandius [4:18]: | LOL |
h{ Pan Szpilka [4:14]: | :D |
h{ Pan Igla [3:12]: | Swani Swani Swani :) |
[3:03]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
ciah | Hollandius [2:59]: | wat |
[2:53]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
h{ Pan Igla [2:47]: | you know what :) |
[2:26]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[2:11]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:02) |
h{ Pan Szpilka [Warmup]: | ofc |
ciah | Hollandius [Warmup]: | he legit? |
LANcat Sinche [Warmup]: | To Valhalla |
h{ Pan Szpilka [Warmup]: | :DDD |
ciah | Hollandius [Warmup]: | what |
=^0.^0= sisutytto [Warmup]: | swanis face :x |
h{ Pan Igla [Warmup]: | pozdrawiam brAhiego |
[Countdown]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[Countdown]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[10:54]: | Allies have breached the Side Entrance! |
[10:32]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[10:13]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:49]: | Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker! |
[8:12]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[8:06]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
=^0.^0= sisutytto [5:20]: | :x |
[4:25]: | Allies have secured the East Radar Parts! |
ciah | Hollandius [2:21]: | :D! |
ciah | Hollandius [1:59]: | xD |
[1:11]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
ciah | Hollandius [0:54]: | :D! |
ciah | Hollandius [0:54]: | :D! |
ciah | Hollandius [0:54]: | :D! |
ciah | Hollandius [0:48]: | xD |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
[Intermission]: | ciah | Hollandius disconnected |
[Intermission]: | ciah | Hollandius connected |
h{ Fobje [Intermission]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | ciah | Hollandius disconnected |
[Intermission]: | ciah | Hollandius connected |
ciah | Hollandius [Warmup]: | good mapa |
ciah | Hollandius [Warmup]: | I'm Batman |
LANcat Sinche [Warmup]: | To Valhalla |
[Countdown]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
ciah | Hollandius [11:39]: | what?:D |
ciah | Hollandius [11:25]: | didnt even see u |
[10:49]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[10:32]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[10:07]: | Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker! |
[7:53]: | Allies have breached the Side Entrance! |
[6:25]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[6:10]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
ciah | KOSKENKORVA [5:01]: | wtf |
[4:55]: | Allies have secured the East Radar Parts! |
h{ Pan Igla [4:02]: | BNUAHAHAHAHAHA |
[1:41]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
ciah | Hollandius [0:03]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00) |
[Intermission]: | ciah | Hollandius disconnected |
h{ Fobje [Intermission]: | gg |
h{ Pan Igla [Intermission]: | supply?;p |
ciah | smak [Intermission]: | gg |
h{ Tsubasa [Intermission]: | gg |
LANcat Sinche [Intermission]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | ciah | Hollandius connected |
h{ Pan Igla [Warmup]: | sec, fobje gotta go, lookin for merc |
h{ Fobje [Warmup]: | i came only for 2 maps |
h{ Fobje [Warmup]: | sry |
ciah | Hollandius [Warmup]: | n3rd |
h{ Fobje [Warmup]: | too much polish on ts :D |
=^0.^0= sisutytto [Warmup]: | polish is like poetry to me |
h{ Fobje [Warmup]: | nah i got other things to do |
ciah | KOSKENKORVA [Warmup]: | what etplayer has other things to do on sat night |
h{ Fobje [Warmup]: | drink :D |
LANcat Sinche [Warmup]: | pff |
h{ Fobje [Warmup]: | ye i know life is overrated |
ciah | smak [Warmup]: | just get into club 3am, pickup a girl and get home |
ciah | smak [Warmup]: | costs only pay-in to club |
h{ Fobje [Warmup]: | pfff i wont pay that much for a woman :D |
h{ ght! [Warmup]: | guys at ettv |
h{ ght! [Warmup]: | we need a merc |
h{ Fobje [Warmup]: | :D |
h{ ght! [Warmup]: | #hodor.et PM IGLA |
h{ Pan Igla [Warmup]: | only bobicek avi |
h{ Pan Igla [Warmup]: | help us |
LANcat Sinche [Warmup]: | bobi carr u |
LANcat Sinche [Warmup]: | np |
ciah | KOSKENKORVA [Warmup]: | ur fucked |
ciah | KOSKENKORVA [Warmup]: | fl |
ciah | KOSKENKORVA [Warmup]: | gl* |
h{ Pan Igla [Warmup]: | Fobje change mind |
ciah | smak [Warmup]: | ;l |
LANcat Sinche [Warmup]: | 0.o! |
LANcat Sinche [Warmup]: | To Valhalla |
h{ Fobje [Warmup]: | rup plz then |
h{ Fobje [Warmup]: | i stay this side |
h{ buggs. [Warmup]: | rup fobje got 15 mins |
h{ Fobje [Countdown]: | d-syK: fobje d/c and came back with a really shitty hack |
ciah | smak [Countdown]: | 1 was brb |
ciah | KOSKENKORVA [Countdown]: | better set 7.30 |
[14:42]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
ciah | Hollandius [13:48]: | Lol |
ciah | Hollandius [13:42]: | nsta 3hs >S |
h{ Fobje [13:40]: | 8) |
[13:35]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[12:28]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[11:44]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[11:41]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
ciah | Hollandius [11:28]: | :D! |
ciah | Hollandius [11:28]: | :D! |
ciah | Hollandius [11:28]: | :D! |
ciah | Hollandius [11:28]: | :D! |
ciah | Hollandius [11:28]: | :D! |
LANcat Sinche [11:17]: | ... |
LANcat Sinche [11:13]: | i was too busy laughing |
ciah | Hollandius [11:11]: | :DDD |
[10:50]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[10:37]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[10:34]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[10:10]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall! |
ciah | Hollandius [10:01]: | ggxD |
[9:58]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[9:50]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[9:15]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[9:02]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
[7:31]: | h{ buggs.called a vote. |
[7:18]: | Vote FAILED! (Change map to cwelnia.pk3) |
ciah | Hollandius [7:04]: | xd |
ciah | Hollandius [6:55]: | game winning arty |
[6:28]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 8:31 |
ciah | rsp [Intermission]: | did you just |
ciah | rsp [Intermission]: | omg |
h{ Tsubasa [Intermission]: | :xd |
ciah | rsp [Intermission]: | failfish |
h{ Fobje [Intermission]: | this is why they wanted me to stay i knew it |
ciah | Hollandius [Intermission]: | gayfish |
ciah | KOSKENKORVA [Warmup]: | last 2 min 5v6 then i guess :d |
LANcat Sinche [Warmup]: | fobje plz |
ciah | Hollandius [Warmup]: | I'm Batman |
LANcat Sinche [Warmup]: | To Valhalla |
h{ Fobje [Warmup]: | rup fast plz |
h{ buggs. [Countdown]: | hf |
ciah | Hollandius [8:27]: | :D! |
ciah | Hollandius [8:27]: | :D! |
ciah | Hollandius [8:27]: | :D! |
ciah | Hollandius [8:27]: | :D! |
ciah | Hollandius [8:27]: | :D! |
[7:49]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
LANcat Sinche [7:47]: | JAMES BOND YO |
ciah | Hollandius [7:47]: | :D! |
[7:25]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
LANcat Sinche [7:18]: | COMEDY |
LANcat Sinche [7:11]: | fucking epic comedy |
[7:09]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[7:06]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
h{ Pan Igla [6:31]: | YES |
h{ Pan Igla [6:28]: | kurwa wh |
[5:42]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[5:38]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
ciah | Hollandius [5:34]: | xD |
[4:09]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
h{ Pan Igla [4:03]: | what |
[3:38]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[3:31]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall! |
[3:30]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[3:21]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[1:39]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[1:38]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[1:25]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
h{ Pan Igla [0:40]: | :{XD |
h{ Pan Igla [0:40]: | :{XD |
h{ Pan Igla [0:40]: | :{XD |
h{ Pan Igla [0:40]: | :{XD |
ciah | Hollandius [0:39]: | fragmovie |
LANcat Sinche [0:38]: | :( |
h{ Pan Igla [0:17]: | WTF :DDDD |
ciah | rsp [0:16]: | denied |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:31) |
h{ Fobje [Intermission]: | gg |
h{ Fobje [Intermission]: | thanks game |
ciah | KOSKENKORVA [Intermission]: | gl drinking |
h{ Fobje [Intermission]: | good night guys |
h{ Fobje [Intermission]: | thanks :) |
h{ Tsubasa [Intermission]: | GN |
h{ Pan Igla [Intermission]: | 6TH COMING |
[Intermission]: | h{ Fobje disconnected |
ciah | KOSKENKORVA [Warmup]: | how longs this gonna take? |
h{ Pan Igla [Warmup]: | 1 min! |
ciah | Hollandius [Warmup]: | how long is minute in poland? |
h{ Pan Igla [Warmup]: | seccccccc |
h{ Fobje [Warmup]: | not on poland , on sosnowiec |
ciah | KOSKENKORVA [Warmup]: | did u take summertime in account? |
h{ Pan Szpilka [Warmup]: | :D |
LANcat Sinche [9:01]: | ... |
[8:56]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[8:47]: | Main blast door opening! |
[8:34]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[8:34]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:28]: | Main blast door closing! |
ciah | Hollandius [8:02]: | ec swani representing |
LANcat Sinche [8:01]: | 10/10 |
ciah | Hollandius [7:30]: | there is something mysterious in adler ST |
[5:41]: | Main blast door opening! |
[5:37]: | Main blast door closing! |
[5:33]: | Main blast door opening! |
[5:21]: | Main blast door closing! |
[5:10]: | Main blast door opening! |
[5:00]: | Main blast door closing! |
[4:53]: | Main blast door opening! |
[4:34]: | Main blast door closing! |
[4:28]: | Main blast door opening! |
[4:18]: | Main blast door closing! |
[4:07]: | Main blast door opening! |
[4:02]: | Main blast door closing! |
[3:54]: | Main blast door opening! |
[3:47]: | Main blast door closing! |
[3:32]: | Main blast door opening! |
[3:28]: | Main blast door closing! |
h{ Pan Igla [3:20]: | :{XD |
h{ Pan Igla [3:19]: | :{XD |
[3:07]: | Main blast door opening! |
[3:01]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 6:58 |
ciah | smak [Intermission]: | ts lagging much? :D |
h{ Pan Igla [Intermission]: | nah |
h{ Pan Igla [Intermission]: | why? |
h{ buggs. [Warmup]: | 5 map ? |
ciah | KOSKENKORVA [Warmup]: | gr again? :d |
h{ Pan Igla [Warmup]: | revange:pw |
ciah | Hollandius [Warmup]: | I'm Batman |
LANcat Sinche [Warmup]: | To Valhalla |
h{ Pan Igla [Warmup]: | bAstek > Fobje |
h{ Pan Igla [Warmup]: | np |
[4:49]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[4:03]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[4:03]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[1:50]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
LANcat Sinche [1:37]: | vittut |
[0:41]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 6:17 (original: 6:58) |
ciah | Hollandius [Intermission]: | gg |
h{ Pan Igla [Intermission]: | gege |
h{ buggs. [Intermission]: | 5 map ? |
ciah | KOSKENKORVA [Warmup]: | so if we win this map we win the match, right? |
h{ ght! [Warmup]: | :d |
h{ Pan Igla [Warmup]: | hm? |
h{ Pan Igla [Countdown]: | we won 3:1, supply adler and this one is for fun |
ciah | Hollandius [Countdown]: | gg |
[14:41]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[14:28]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[14:25]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[13:58]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[13:56]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
[13:44]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[13:31]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[12:54]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[12:00]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[11:32]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
[11:31]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[11:29]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[11:18]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[11:18]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
ciah | KOSKENKORVA [11:13]: | qwhy u all coming there? :D |
[10:52]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[10:48]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
=^0.^0= sisutytto [10:03]: | shoutout maza! |
[9:20]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
[7:40]: | Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post! |
h{ buggs. [7:33]: | =D |
h{ buggs. [7:33]: | =D |
[7:22]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
ciah | Hollandius [5:16]: | stop that landmine:( |
h{ Pan Szpilka [3:09]: | xD |
[2:31]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
[2:22]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
ciah | Hollandius [1:54]: | :D! |
ciah | Hollandius [1:10]: | :( |
[1:01]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
ciah | Hollandius [0:32]: | blow me:D |
h{ buggs. [0:15]: | gg |
h{ buggs. [0:06]: | supply revenge ? |
h{ Pan Igla [0:04]: | :{XD |
h{ Pan Igla [0:04]: | :{XD |
h{ Pan Igla [0:04]: | :{XD |
h{ buggs. [0:03]: | =D |
h{ buggs. [0:03]: | =D |
h{ buggs. [0:03]: | =D |
LANcat Sinche [0:03]: | i give up |
h{ buggs. [0:03]: | =D |
ciah | rsp [0:02]: | :D |
ciah | Hollandius [0:01]: | supply shitmap |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 15:00 |
h{ Pan Igla [Intermission]: | deli 6v6?:D |
ciah | rsp [Intermission]: | hell no |
h{ buggs. [Intermission]: | frost ? |
h{ buggs. [Intermission]: | bremen ? |
h{ Fobje [Intermission]: | ICE |
h{ buggs. [Warmup]: | missile ? |
h{ Tsubasa [Warmup]: | OASIS !!! |
h{ Pan Igla [Warmup]: | moasis! |
LANcat Sinche [Warmup]: | To Valhalla |
h{ Fobje [Warmup]: | batery |
h{ Pan Igla [Warmup]: | oasis !! |
ciah | Hollandius [Warmup]: | I'm Batman |
h{ Pan Igla [14:50]: | :{XD |
h{ Pan Igla [14:50]: | :{XD |
h{ Pan Igla [14:50]: | :{XD |
ciah | Hollandius [14:32]: | xD |
h{ Pan Szpilka [14:29]: | xD |
ciah | Hollandius [14:26]: | didnt work at 2nd time |
[14:13]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[13:47]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[13:44]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
[12:52]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[12:41]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
ciah | Hollandius [12:22]: | xd? |
ciah | Hollandius [12:19]: | homo |
[12:17]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[12:03]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[11:57]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
ciah | smak [11:52]: | vitun puskajussi |
ciah | Hollandius [11:38]: | gg tsubasa crazy own |
[11:35]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
[11:29]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
ciah | smak [10:20]: | gg |
ciah | smak [10:15]: | wp bb |
[10:14]: | ciah | smak disconnected |
[10:10]: | ciah | KOSKENKORVA disconnected |
LANcat Sinche [10:09]: | ggwp |
ciah | rsp [10:08]: | gg wp |
[10:07]: | LANcat Sinche disconnected |
[10:06]: | ciah | rsp disconnected |
[10:05]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 4:54 (original: 15:00) |
[Intermission]: | ciah | Hollandius disconnected |
h{ Pan Igla [Intermission]: | gege |
[Intermission]: | h{ buggs. disconnected |
[Intermission]: | h{ bAstek disconnected |
[Intermission]: | =^.^= sisutytto disconnected |
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