cat in a hat vs iOwnage (3434 views)

nl Freddy
fi rsp
no Sinche
fi smak
fi Swanidius
nl woott
nl mENACE
us detdet
nl esSe
us TheEnd
us Joker
fr Pupa
nl joop
01.04.15 20:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ^EIOWN JKR 98 kills
Killing Spree iOwnPupa 7 frags without being killed
Accountant ^EIOWN JKR 161% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! eAOwnesSe 23 gibs
...and stay dead! swanistolemamonitor 48% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ^EIOWN JKR 87 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ciah | rsp 29 SPAM kills
Fragstealer iOwnmENACE 154 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! ciah | smak 372 damage per frag
What objective? ^EIOWN JKR 526 XP
Red Shirt swanistolemamonitor 110 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? swanistolemamonitor 29 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore iOwnPupa 194 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut eAOwnesSe 7 team kills
Gingerbread man swanistolemamonitor 30 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
Freddy Bitches495173978911269702127041130/02/536/402/8249161310
ciah | smak453734293812211007914594850/03/539/572/1024015549
ciah | rsp79384789717202312908105405610/027/320/5529/916510668
ciah | Sinche604416310521021512272146754530/02/361/702/17195140214
swanistolemamonitor40311441102113308383102084720/00/531/586/1419192529
^Nciah | Hollandius54351539914021510436140991790/00/852/583/18197142310
ol54237731958290510130637807682018630/034/8239/5844/18206133413
eAOwnesSe763596887233727997484418700/02/736/4524/61479447
iOwnmENACE8533867782111301032784572950/014/728/4229/11154107310
iOwnEnd107522807419132114571117445260/01/578/444/518215765
iOwnjoop84453698123142412256116833360/04/756/3713/1017814269
^EIOWN JKR161526986115011716105108531370/06/487/353/716417864
iOwnPupa95464616418001612490104953040/02/453/366/820516476
Own982662443445119616135757236167324680/029/4338/3679/817214057
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Freddy Bitches271219333001129044159360/00/29/190/1DD/////K/DKDDKDDDDDDD/DDKD/KDDKDDKDKDD//K/
ciah | smak441101534310728705037180/02/213/180/6//DKD/D/DDDKDSDDKDKKDDKKKDDD/D/KDDDKKDDDK/DKKDDKD
ciah | rsp477318386204317937672260/07/20/2311/2S/KKDDKDDD/D/DKDKKDDDKKDDDKDDKKDK/XDKDKDDDDDKDSDDDDDDKKDK
ciah | Sinche661622030700441545129760/01/319/180/5KDKDKKDKDDDKDDDKKDKDDDDK/DDKK/KK/DDDKDDDK/DDKKDKKD
swanistolemamonitor176084680012146039461570/00/16/222/9//K/DDK//DDDDDDDD//D/DD/DDDDDDDDD///KDKDDKDDKKDDDDDDKD
^Nciah | Hollandius39971641201331196293180/00/316/261/8DDDDD/DDDDKKDK/DKKDKDDDDDDDDKDKKT/DKDDKDKDDDKKDDDDDDKKDDDD
ol406238622229314117686283315310/010/1363/12614/31
eAOwnesSe1411603424101212396922523210/01/119/116/1/KK/KKDKKDK/KKKKXKK/DK/K/K/KKDKKD/KKDTKDDDK/TKKKKDXKKK//KSK/KD
iOwnmENACE92112252790111398721811120/09/40/916/3/DDKK/KKD/KDK/D/KDKDKK/KDKKXK//DKDKT/DK/KKDKD/KKDKKDDK
iOwnEnd1161782824700754823895760/00/227/141/2DK/KDKKDD/DKKDKDK/KKKXDKKKKDKD//KKKDKKDDKDKK//KDKDKKD
iOwnjoop11315225227128392535882650/01/124/82/4//KDKTKKKDDKKDKDKDD/KK/KTK//KDDKKDXDKKKKKK/KKD/DKS
^EIOWN JKR16216339245011059503563650/01/138/111/2KKDKK/K/K/KKKKDKKDKKK//KKDDKKK/KK/K/KKKDKDKDKK/KKKDDKKDT/KDKKKDD
iOwnPupa11212127249009501822071960/01/120/126/3KDDD/K/K/KKKDKDKKKK/DKK//DDKD/KKKKXKKDDDKKD/KKDKK/KD
Own123886178145472657283311768610350/013/10128/6532/15

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Freddy Bitches70113121731052831306900/00/210/82/2DDDKD/K/D/KD/DKK/KKSKDDDKKDXKK
ciah | smak83991518401324922966140/00/015/121/3KDD/KKDKDKKD/KKKDKKKKDDDDDDK/DTDKD
ciah | rsp118881916400431581804580/08/00/911/4/DKDKKDKK/KKXKDKKK/KDKKKDK/DDDDDKKKD
ciah | Sinche1009816165015244125531470/01/016/70/4KK/KTDKK/DKDKDK/KDDK/KDKDKK/KDKDD
swanistolemamonitor58771424700725672433540/00/27/121/4/DD/KKKKKXD/DKD/K/KDKDKD/K/DKKDDKDDDDDD
^Nciah | Hollandius667214212014251923301430/00/113/102/6DKDKDKDDDTDDK/K/KK/DKDK/KDDKDKKDDDKD
ol835479011225132816008151554160/09/561/5817/23
eAOwnesSe39509237235142922323090/00/22/1110/2/TD//DDT/DDKDDTKKDDDDSKKKSK/DDKDDKD
iOwnmENACE601051423710419602491930/03/20/911/5K/KDDKKDD/DDKDKKDDDS/K/DDDDDKKDKDKKXKD
iOwnEnd9412817185034332627724140/00/018/122/3KKKDT//TD/KDD/KKKDDKXDDDDKDKKKKKKDDKTDK
iOwnjoop438871640121964270340/00/17/91/5DK/XDD/DDDDKDDKDKDDKDKTXKD
^EIOWN JKR1711332414700135642744360/02/220/92/4KKDKKXXKDDKKDKKDKK/DDDKKDDKKKDKKDKKKKKKD
iOwnPupa701171217500229123066180/00/212/120/1/DDKXDKDKK/DDKDDKDKKDDDKDKKDKD
Own806218311135371815155160088740/05/959/6226/20
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Freddy Bitches921321213101424102392770/01/112/80/1DDKDK/TDDDKDKK/KKKDK//KXKKD
ciah | smak1878316000827272875180/00/12/71/0/XDDD//K/K//DD/DKD/D
ciah | rsp1381342518500634861691500/08/09/96/2K/KDKKKKKDKDK/KKKKKDKDKD/KK//KKKDDKD/KKDDDK
ciah | Sinche10011117176014271827871760/00/017/111/2DKK/KDKKDKDKDDDKDDK/KKDK/KKTDK/KKDD
swanistolemamonitor848216194118254514401100/00/112/81/0KKKS/K/KKDK/KDD/KKDDD/K/D/KK/KKTDKDD
^Nciah | Hollandius85851720800334112731180/00/417/100/4KK/DDDDKDDDKDDKDKDKKK/KKDDKKK/DXKKDKDD
ol866229010324133317297139164490/09/769/539/9
eAOwnesSe4060820201214661984940/01/35/123/2DDD/KDDKTDKDK/DDDKDDDDDDKDKKD
iOwnmENACE50164810066541171720/00/08/140/3DK/DK/DDDDXDDKK/DDDDDDKD/KK/DK/D
iOwnEnd601011220410625412852360/01/110/121/0DDKSKD/K/DKKD/KD/DDKDDDKDDK/K/KK
iOwnjoop70781420400228493394360/02/57/105/0KDKDKDKDKDKDDD/DKDKKDKDKKDDDK/DDKD
^EIOWN JKR1801241810100032152412180/02/013/90/1KDKKDKKKKDKKDKDKKDKDKDKDKDKK
iOwnPupa5288917100320943377180/01/08/100/3KDDKDKDDKDKD/KD/D/DKDDDDKK
Own75467659513111912819151902740/07/951/679/9

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Freddy Bitches4015161520061557308400/01/05/50/4//D///KD/KDKDKDDDKDKD
ciah | smak3686925101319903716350/01/29/200/1DDDDX//K/KKDDDDDKDTDDDDDDDDDKKDDKDKK
ciah | rsp648916252009308532782270/04/111/141/1K/KKDDK/D/K//DDDK/D/KDKDDKDKDKKD/DKDD/KKKX
ciah | Sinche23701042300229594206540/00/09/341/6KDDDKKDD/DKDKDKDDDKDDDDDDDDDKDDKDDDDDKDD/DDDDDDDDDDD
swanistolemamonitor28926212023181123891510/00/16/162/1KDKDT/D/K/KDDDDKDDDDDDDKDDDDT
^Nciah | Hollandius359761720051387274500/00/06/120/0/KD/D/KDKD/DXDKDKDDDDKD/
ol385855314512032812789194184670/06/446/1014/13
eAOwnesSe858917204018311019731460/00/110/115/1KK/KDDDD/DDKKKDT/KK//KKKDXK/KDD/KKDK/KD
iOwnmENACE1201052420400937262614180/02/120/102/0DK//K/KKK/DKKKDK/KD/DKDKK/KKDKDK/K/KDKKDKKDK
iOwnEnd191115231230043222222500/00/223/60/0DKDKK/DKDKKDKKDKKKKK/KKKKDKKKK//KKD
iOwnjoop10013523238011235181998310/01/018/105/1KDKD//KK/KDKKDK/D/KDKK/DK/KTKDK/KKK//K/KKKDK/DD
^EIOWN JKR1301061713200633762134180/01/116/60/0DK//KD/KKKK/KKDKDKKDKK/KK/DKKD
iOwnPupa216138136300224661845720/00/113/20/1KDKDK//XKKKKKKKDKKKD
Own1406881179424024119418127892850/04/6100/4512/3

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Player Chats
ciah | smak [Warmup]: rups
^Nciah | Hollandius [Warmup]: real esse.pl?
swanistolemamonitor [Warmup]: alkmaar esse?
swanistolemamonitor [Warmup]: is swani al uit die groepapp?
eAOwnesSe [Warmup]: haha geen idee
swanistolemamonitor [Warmup]: :D
^Nciah | Hollandius [Warmup]: Janny asked me today in the car who i expect to meet the most. top 3.. and i said esse
swanistolemamonitor [Warmup]: volgens eujen begonnen die pics nadat hij was toegevoegd
swanistolemamonitor [Warmup]: u said bloodje
^Nciah | Hollandius [Countdown]: u said bloodje
iOwnmENACE [Countdown]: hf
swanistolemamonitor [Countdown]: u said he would kill me
swanistolemamonitor [14:48]: :DDDD
[14:43]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:14]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
ciah | Sinche [12:32]: ...
ciah | Sinche [12:29]: rsp vs mines
[12:25]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[12:18]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:34]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
^Nciah | Hollandius [10:26]: Oops I'm not
[9:56]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:38]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:21]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
iOwnjoop [5:56]: :D
iOwnmENACE [5:02]: XDDDD
[4:27]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:59]: The Allied Truck is in position!
ciah | rsp [2:26]: vc
^Nciah | Hollandius [1:27]: oke
iOwnmENACE [1:08]: XDDDD
iOwnmENACE [1:08]: XDDDD
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 15:00
^Nciah | Hollandius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
ciah | Sinche [Warmup]: To Valhalla
^EIOWN JKR [Warmup]: lol
eAOwnesSe [Warmup]: :D
swanistolemamonitor [Warmup]: rup pls
iOwnmENACE [Countdown]: XDDDD
iOwnmENACE [14:55]: XDDDD
[14:43]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[14:15]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
iOwnmENACE [14:06]: XDDDD
iOwnmENACE [14:06]: XDDDD
[13:51]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[13:32]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[13:15]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[12:02]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[11:58]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:29]: The Depot Fence has been destroyed.
[10:50]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[10:42]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:32]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[9:16]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
iOwnmENACE [9:02]: XDDDD
iOwnmENACE [9:02]: XDDDD
[7:50]: The Allied Truck is in position!
iOwnEnd [7:42]: Lol
ciah | smak [7:22]: :<
ciah | smak [7:13]: not gonna buy a beer for you at lan
ciah | smak [6:52]: ...
^Nciah | Hollandius [6:17]: :d
[5:47]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:47]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:33]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[3:26]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 11:33 (original: 15:00)
^Nciah | Hollandius [Warmup]: Just get one of ur cheating friends from usa and we are good to go
^EIOWN JKR [Warmup]: hey
^EIOWN JKR [Warmup]: is that igla?
^Nciah | Hollandius [Warmup]: no its lettu
Freddy Bitches [Warmup]: just get him we dont care
^EIOWN JKR [Warmup]: cant tell the difference you're aiming just like him
swanistolemamonitor [Warmup]: isnt joker from quebec?
swanistolemamonitor [Warmup]: nice april fools
swanistolemamonitor [Warmup]: like how you take it serious :D
^EIOWN JKR [Warmup]: swan ur retarded lol u typed "ok"
^EIOWN JKR [Warmup]: cuz i shot u jumping down a hill
^EIOWN JKR [Warmup]: rofl
^Nciah | Hollandius [Warmup]: that made me sad
^EIOWN JKR [Warmup]: i can stream if u like
swanistolemamonitor [Warmup]: got a merc yet?
iOwnmENACE [Warmup]: coming
swanistolemamonitor [Warmup]: oki
^Nciah | Hollandius [Warmup]: sorry no internet for watching it
Freddy Bitches [Warmup]: who?
iOwnmENACE [Warmup]: DETDET
^EIOWN JKR [Warmup]: one of our cheating usa friends
iOwnmENACE [Warmup]: He is in ts
iOwnmENACE [Warmup]: commnig
iOwnmENACE [Warmup]: now
swanistolemamonitor [Warmup]: shoutout hazz
^EIOWN JKR [Warmup]: shoutout vokki and statti
^Nciah | Hollandius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
iOwnEnd [Warmup]: need hazz
ciah | Sinche [Warmup]: To Valhalla
swanistolemamonitor [Warmup]: for?
iOwnEnd [Warmup]: for the squad of course
swanistolemamonitor [Warmup]: if u say so
[11:38]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:22]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[9:51]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:14]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[7:59]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:56]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:03]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[5:14]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[5:14]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[5:14]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[5:14]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[5:14]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[5:14]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[5:14]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
[5:14]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
iOwnmENACE [5:13]: Ddoss
ciah | Sinche [5:14]: nope
Freddy Bitches [5:14]: nice
[5:14]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
ciah | Sinche [5:14]: you wouldnt be in the server
ciah | rsp [5:14]: gotta secure my gbooky euros
Freddy Bitches [5:13]: joop mada he got replaced
ciah | Sinche [5:14]: if ddosed
[5:14]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
iOwnmENACE [5:14]: ffs
swanistolemamonitor [5:13]: rough wind in NL
iOwnmENACE [5:14]: brb
[5:14]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
^EIOWN JKR [5:13]: just reset your router or modem w/e the fuck it is
[5:14]: Match resuming in 75 seconds!
[5:14]: Match resuming in 60 seconds!
[5:14]: Match resuming in 45 seconds!
iOwnjoop [5:14]: DDOSER DO I HAVE TIME TO MAKE COFFEE
Freddy Bitches [5:14]: overhead telephone lines came down
[5:14]: Match resuming in 30 seconds!
ciah | Sinche [5:14]: dsl+ no work man
[5:14]: Match resuming in 15 seconds!
iOwnjoop [5:14]: really?
[5:14]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[5:14]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[5:14]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[5:14]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[5:14]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[5:14]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[5:14]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[5:14]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[5:14]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[5:14]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[5:14]: FIGHT!
[5:13]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[5:13]: iOwnmENACE Server command overflow
[5:13]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[5:13]: Axis team locked by ciah | Hollandius
[5:13]: iOwnmENACE connected
[5:13]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[5:13]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
iOwnEnd [5:13]: menace u fix ur shit or what
[5:13]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
iOwnmENACE [5:13]: im home alone
iOwnmENACE [5:13]: i dont fucking what happened
[5:13]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
^EIOWN JKR [5:13]: home alone
ciah | smak [5:13]: you still live at your parents?
^EIOWN JKR [5:13]: my boy meehow
swanistolemamonitor [5:13]: thats what u think
[5:13]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
^EIOWN JKR [5:13]: closing in for the kill
iOwnmENACE [5:13]: nobody using my internet
[5:13]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
iOwnmENACE [5:13]: just fucking weird
[5:13]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
[5:13]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
[5:13]: iOwnmENACE client communication failure
[5:13]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
Freddy Bitches [5:13]: k shit is get weird on ts we need to resume!
[5:13]: Match resuming in 75 seconds!
ciah | Sinche [5:13]: WHAT IS LOOVE
ciah | Sinche [5:13]: BABY DONT HURT ME
ciah | Sinche [5:13]: DONT HURT ME
swanistolemamonitor [5:13]: anyone searching for a room to stay at during lan?
ciah | Sinche [5:13]: NO MOREEEEE
[5:13]: Match resuming in 60 seconds!
swanistolemamonitor [5:13]: tintti searching for new roommate
[5:13]: slapper connected
^EIOWN JKR [5:13]: that shit like 8years old
[5:13]: Match resuming in 45 seconds!
Freddy Bitches [5:13]: song from like 94 ok
[5:13]: Match resuming in 30 seconds!
[5:13]: Match resuming in 15 seconds!
[5:13]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[5:13]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[5:13]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[5:13]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[5:13]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[5:13]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[5:13]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[5:13]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
^EIOWN JKR [5:13]: oh forgot ur euros not listening to the one im thinking of lol
[5:13]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[5:13]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[5:13]: FIGHT!
[4:28]: iOwnmENACE connected
^Nciah | Hollandius [1:36]: :D:D:D:D
[1:02]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[1:02]: iOwnmENACE client communication failure
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:57
[Intermission]: ciah | Hollandius disconnected
[Intermission]: ciah | Hollandius connected
[Intermission]: ciah | Hollandius disconnected
[Intermission]: ciah | Hollandius connected
ciah | Sinche [Warmup]: tinti vs world = 3 kills
ciah | Sinche [Warmup]: To Valhalla
Freddy Bitches [Warmup]: 1k dmg per kill
Freddy Bitches [Warmup]: np
^Nciah | Hollandius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
ciah | Sinche [Warmup]: To Valhalla
swanistolemamonitor [Warmup]: rup pls
swanistolemamonitor [Countdown]: thanks
ciah | smak [Countdown]: 405 bullets shot with smg and 2 kills
[10:35]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:03]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[10:02]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[10:00]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:42]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:00]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
ciah | Sinche [8:55]: ....
ciah | Sinche [8:47]: ahahahaha
[7:58]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
^Nciah | Hollandius [4:25]: My mg is broken
Freddy Bitches [0:05]: 3rd?
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:57)
ciah | smak [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: ciah | Hollandius disconnected
[Intermission]: ciah | smak disconnected
[Intermission]: ciah | rsp disconnected
iOwnEnd [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: swanistolemamonitor disconnected
[Intermission]: iOwnEnd disconnected
[Intermission]: eAOwnesSe disconnected
[Intermission]: iOwndetdet disconnected
[Intermission]: Freddy Bitches disconnected
[Intermission]: iOwnPupa disconnected
[Intermission]: ciah | Sinche disconnected

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