P*SSYBASHERS vs Chromic (4277 views)

fi Sungi
fi Rong
fi LORDI
nl Bigsmoke
nl Hellgast
nl Terifire


CyberGamer EU ET Season 3
3on3 Division 1
Group B

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07.04.15 22:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth Pusstice lrd 38 kills
Killing Spree Pusstice sng 5 frags without being killed
Accountant Pusstice lrd 115% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! Pusstice sng 9 gibs
...and stay dead! ^PPusstice rng 27% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning Pusstice lrd 35 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! Chromic~Bigsmoke 5 SPAM kills
Fragstealer Pusstice lrd 121 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! Chromic~Hellgast 301 damage per frag
What objective? Pusstice sng 228 XP
Red Shirt Chromic~Terifire 48 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? Chromic~Hellgast 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ^PPusstice rng 145 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut Pusstice lrd 1 team kills
Gingerbread man Pusstice sng 16 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
Pusstice sng97228343590016514740041250/01/130/163/315111455
^PPusstice rng1111773027800653414528580/01/127/182/217816845
Pusstice lrd115199383370115560343043440/02/035/172/114713056
Pusstice 1076041029524013716091128365270/04/092/177/115913755
Chromic~Hellgast381401642301944575548550/02/014/311/2279132313
Chromic~Terifire52151254850113452656471800/00/326/300/218111849
Chromic~Bigsmoke401581743300938534896180/00/112/325/322711425
Chromic~444495813311023112836160912530/02/152/326/322912139
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Pusstice sng6645692003936972890/00/06/70/0KK/KDDDDK//DKDKX
^PPusstice rng572347100111601008400/00/14/50/0DDKKDDKK/DD
Pusstice lrd100396630111007827700/00/05/52/0KDDDDD/KKKKKT
Pusstice 7410716226015310328071990/00/115/172/0
Chromic~Hellgast8533671003684961180/01/05/40/0K/KKDKK/DK/DD
Chromic~Terifire884689201213181154140/00/09/60/1DDK/DKKTKKDKDKKDD/
Chromic~Bigsmoke6021350000805988180/00/03/50/1DKDKKXDDD
Chromic~781001721301528073103500/01/017/150/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Pusstice sng402325100358365100/01/01/20/0DK/D/K/
^PPusstice rng20056631001115975700/01/04/21/0KK/DDKKKK
Pusstice lrd140387500048515291400/00/07/10/0/K/KDK/KK/KK
Pusstice 12711715132008259319371400/02/012/51/0
Chromic~Hellgast143317100275679700/00/01/40/1DDKD//DD
Chromic~Terifire18282110005567926400/00/12/50/0/KDK//D/DDDD/
Chromic~Bigsmoke282227000361487000/00/12/30/0DK//KD/DD
Chromic~20835251001019372593400/00/25/120/1
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Pusstice sng1001601919600836282381360/00/116/73/3KKKKK/DDDDKDKDDKDK/DKK//D/KKK/KKK//KKD
^PPusstice rng113981715600430222763180/00/016/101/1KKK/DKKDDD/DKDKDKDK/KK/KDKDKKKKD
Pusstice lrd95122192040010374529481340/02/017/90/1DDDDDKKDKDKK/KK/K/K/KK/K/DK/KK/KKD/K/DK
Pusstice 10338055541600221039580921880/02/149/264/5
Chromic~Hellgast3974923101430173790370/01/08/181/1DDKKDKKK/DKDD/KKDDDDDD/DDD/DDTDDK
Chromic~Terifire597713223006264135671260/00/213/130/1/DKKDKDKDKKDKD/DKDKKDDDDDDK/DK//DK/
Chromic~Bigsmoke41115102430042434303800/00/06/194/2DDDKK/DKDDKDK///DDKDKDKDDDDKDDDXKDD
Chromic~462663269701148092103951630/01/227/505/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Pusstice sng35007200020000/00/07/00/0KKKK/K/KK
^PPusstice rng15003200000000/00/03/10/1KDDKK
Pusstice lrd30006200000000/00/06/20/0KDKDKKKK
Pusstice 267016600020000/00/016/30/1
Chromic~Hellgast000500000000/00/00/50/0DDDDD
Chromic~Terifire3302600000000/00/02/60/0DKDKDDDD
Chromic~Bigsmoke2802700020000/00/01/51/0K/K/DDDDD
Chromic~20041800020000/00/03/161/0

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Player Chats
^PPusstice rng [Warmup]: secv
Pusstice lrd [Warmup]: sungis slutty sister is waiting for me
Pusstice lrd [Warmup]: oh my god
Pusstice lrd [Warmup]: rong went to smoke cig
Pusstice lrd [Warmup]: 2min
Chromic~Terifire [Warmup]: "rup"
Pusstice sng [Warmup]: he has addiction symptom from not having lordis tiny dick
Pusstice lrd [Warmup]: ye my teammates are class A idiots
Pusstice sng [Warmup]: so he substitutes with cigs
Pusstice lrd [Warmup]: proper skullfucked apes rly i sswear
Chromic~Terifire [Warmup]: i swear on me mum
Pusstice lrd [Warmup]: i rek u m8
Pusstice lrd [Warmup]: 1o1
Pusstice lrd [Warmup]: noscope
Pusstice sng [Warmup]: i sware on me mum m8 ur goin down
Chromic~Terifire [Warmup]: i'll punch you in the gabber m8
Pusstice lrd [Warmup]: NO ABUSIVE CHAT OR I REPORT YOU FOR FORFEIT
Pusstice sng [Warmup]: ill gab you in the mug m8
Pusstice lrd [Warmup]: cu@lan btw ill be the most sexiest motherfucker there
Chromic~Hellgast [Warmup]: no can do babydoll
Chromic~Hellgast [Warmup]: that's me
Pusstice lrd [Warmup]: exchange nudes to compare our bodies?
Pusstice lrd [Warmup]: add me skype
Chromic~Hellgast [Warmup]: ha gaaaay
Chromic~Terifire [Warmup]: a/s/l?
Pusstice lrd [Warmup]: 20 male finland
Pusstice lrd [Warmup]: and horny
Chromic~Terifire [Warmup]: mahtava
Pusstice sng [Warmup]: 20 m fin
Pusstice sng [Warmup]: Looking for hot metal grills in finland
Chromic~Terifire [Warmup]: kato ny mika hellgast
Pusstice sng [Warmup]: suitable for outdoor barbeque
Chromic~Terifire [Warmup]: hyi helvetti
Chromic~Terifire [Countdown]: hf
[Countdown]: Allies capture the factory district!
Chromic~Terifire [9:58]: hf
[9:19]: Allies capture the factory district!
[9:16]: Axis recapture the factory district!
Pusstice lrd [8:49]: soz4ownage
Pusstice lrd [8:49]: soz4ownage
[7:57]: Allies capture the factory district!
Pusstice lrd [7:31]: soz4ownage
[7:31]: The side gate has been built!
Pusstice lrd [7:31]: soz4ownage
Pusstice lrd [7:24]: its like listening to two apes in ts
[7:16]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[7:15]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:08]: The side gate has been destroyed!
Chromic~Hellgast [6:02]: gg
[6:00]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[6:00]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[6:00]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[6:00]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[6:00]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[6:00]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:00
Chromic~Terifire [Intermission]: gg
Pusstice lrd [Intermission]: soz4ownage
Pusstice lrd [Warmup]: they arguing like apes again
Pusstice lrd [Warmup]: its comedy
Pusstice sng [Countdown]: he pushed me off the side tj 3x
Pusstice sng [Countdown]: :D
Pusstice lrd [Countdown]: WITH AUTOPUSH
Chromic~Terifire [3:59]: hf
Pusstice lrd [3:55]: :D
[2:46]: Allies capture the factory district!
Pusstice lrd [2:16]: :D
[2:15]: The side gate has been built!
[2:07]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[1:50]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
Pusstice lrd [1:31]: :D
Pusstice lrd [1:31]: :D
Pusstice lrd [1:26]: :D
Pusstice lrd [1:25]: :D
[1:04]: The side gate has been destroyed!
Chromic~Terifire [0:32]: gg
Pusstice lrd [0:31]: :D
Pusstice lrd [0:29]: gg
^PPusstice rng [0:28]: gg
Chromic~Hellgast [0:26]: other map =?
Pusstice sng [0:23]: gr
Pusstice lrd [0:21]: grs
Pusstice lrd [0:15]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:00)
Chromic~Terifire [Intermission]: gg
Pusstice sng [Intermission]: gg
Chromic~Terifire [11:58]: hf
[11:32]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:56]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:53]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
Pusstice lrd [10:53]: :D
Pusstice lrd [10:52]: :D
Pusstice lrd [10:52]: :D
Pusstice lrd [10:52]: :D
Pusstice lrd [10:47]: fuck this guy
[9:59]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:59]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:55]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[8:26]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:53]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:21]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[7:18]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:03]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:09]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
Pusstice lrd [5:35]: soz4ownage
[4:17]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[4:11]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:18]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:16]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
Pusstice lrd [2:12]: :D
Pusstice lrd [2:11]: soz4ownage
Pusstice lrd [2:11]: soz4ownage
Pusstice lrd [1:22]: :D
Pusstice lrd [1:01]: soz4ownage
Pusstice lrd [1:00]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
Pusstice lrd [Intermission]: CCCCCCCCCCCC
Chromic~Terifire [Intermission]: gg
Pusstice lrd [Intermission]: gg
Pusstice sng [Intermission]: gg
Chromic~Terifire [11:58]: hf
Chromic~Terifire [11:44]: ffs\
Pusstice lrd [11:41]: :D
[11:39]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:36]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[11:07]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:50]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
Chromic~Terifire [9:24]: gg
[9:23]: Chromic~Terifire disconnected
Pusstice lrd [9:21]: gg
Chromic~Hellgast [9:19]: bibuy
Pusstice sng [9:18]: gg
[9:18]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[9:16]: Chromic~Hellgast disconnected
[9:00]: Chromic~Bigsmoke disconnected
Pusstice lrd [Warmup]: gg i carried
Pusstice lrd [Warmup]: my team sucks

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.