P*SSYBASHERS vs TRUE MIRROR pwrd by #r@g (2385 views)

12.04.15 21:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd 41 kills
Killing Spree EUROVISION2006WINNERS rng 4 frags without being killed
Accountant PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd 108% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! LORDI=DISGUSTING sng 10 gibs
...and stay dead! LORDI=DISGUSTING sng 32% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd 39 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! LORDI=DISGUSTING sng 3 SPAM kills
Fragstealer PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd 152 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! LORDI=DISGUSTING sng 245 damage per frag
What objective? LORDI=DISGUSTING sng 254 XP
Red Shirt +mir CAE 43 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? +mir CAE 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore EUROVISION2006WINNERS rng 216 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd 4 team kills
Gingerbread man LORDI=DISGUSTING sng 16 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
EUROVISION2006WINNERS rng90218283160211654451993570/12/127/201/223416845
LORDI=DISGUSTING sng912543133101216616635594060/00/230/163/019910533
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd108235413870414778560608211/03/239/222/219015944
IS97707100102231841204951481815841/05/296/226/220814444
+mir CAE5216623437107582670131860/03/019/351/1253159312
+mir stm59153244021064861674200/00/224/300/120316436
+mir nsd3113513422011041316740640/01/213/290/1318160210
+mir 474546012511212314818204952500/04/256/291/125816139
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EUROVISION2006WINNERS rng7511015201019438630731960/12/113/101/0/KD/KDK//DDXK/K/KDK/KT/DKKDKKDK/KDKDD
LORDI=DISGUSTING sng11512323204001338602058360/00/023/70/0DKDK/K//K/K/KDKKD/K/K/KK/K/K/KK/DDKK/KKDKKK
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd131141292240110523136474931/02/227/110/0DDK/K/KKKDK/KK/KK/KKK/KKT/K/DKDKDKK/KXKDKDKK/DDDKKKKD
IS1073746762902321347787787251/14/363/281/0
+mir CAE34939265101326644211080/01/08/240/0KDDDDDDDDDDDSDDKKDDKDDKDD/KKDKDDDKD
+mir stm5596152720043041473800/00/215/200/1KKKDDD/KKDD/DKDDDDK/KDDDDDKDDK/DKDKDKDKDKD
+mir nsd2370626000624714318500/01/15/190/0KD/DDDD/KK/DK/DDDDDD/DDKDKD/DDDD
+mir 372593079710118778134771580/02/328/630/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EUROVISION2006WINNERS rng8544671012121011151430/00/07/60/2KXX//DKDDKKDDKKXT
LORDI=DISGUSTING sng338639411315288711400/00/13/51/0//DKDDK/DKDSTX
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd837410121024196718161940/00/011/71/1/TDTKKK/KKDD/DKD/DKDKKKD
IS6720419286149470538024770/00/121/182/3
+mir CAE6641812200615081612780/01/06/71/0//DDK/XKK/K/KD/KKKDDD
+mir stm75426801011206148600/00/06/60/0SKKDDK/KKDDKDD
+mir nsd4036410001310881607140/00/05/70/0D/DDTK/DDKK/DDK
+mir 6011918302111038024705920/01/017/201/0
Player Summary for tc_base
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EUROVISION2006WINNERS rng1003533100045269000/00/03/30/0KDKKDD
LORDI=DISGUSTING sng1003133200051528500/00/02/31/0DKDKDK
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd1001822200046136000/01/00/21/0DKKD
IS100848850001428133500/01/05/82/0
+mir CAE1001233000050353500/00/03/20/1KDDKKD
+mir stm661123000151629800/00/02/20/0KDDK/
+mir nsd751434200131659500/00/13/10/1KKDDK/D
+mir 803781020021335142800/00/18/50/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
EUROVISION2006WINNERS rng40029413000496321180/00/04/10/0KKKKD
LORDI=DISGUSTING sng200142100102633452300/00/12/11/0TKKXD
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd020200101262371340/00/01/20/1XDTD
IS200456430208859033820/00/17/41/1
+mir CAE1502032000054944500/01/02/20/0DKDKK
+mir stm5041200009822000/00/01/20/0DDK
+mir nsd01502000025622000/00/00/20/0DD
+mir 673946000090388500/01/03/60/0

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Player Chats
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [Warmup]: nyt se vitun rup
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [Warmup]: se on päällä
+mir CAE [Warmup]: tää tais olla teiä
LORDI=DISGUSTING sng [Warmup]: screenshotit o
+mir CAE [Warmup]: ei mua kinostanu
+mir CAE [Warmup]: kuha vittuilin
LORDI=DISGUSTING sng [Warmup]: hehe
+mir CAE [Warmup]: :O)
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [Warmup]: EI VITTU MÄ TAPAN SUT
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [Warmup]: JOS JOSKUS NÄÄN
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [Warmup]: VITTU SE ONVITN RUP NYT
+mir CAE [Countdown]: hehe
+mir CAE [Countdown]: hf
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [Countdown]: OIEKESTI VITtu kuristan lapseski
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [11:58]: pelle
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [4:24]: soz4ownage
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [4:24]: soz4ownage
[3:06]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[2:47]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:30]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[2:22]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
+mir nsd [2:13]: :X:::X:D:XD:
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [2:10]: :D
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [2:10]: :D
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [2:10]: :D
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [2:10]: :D
+mir nsd [2:08]: :X:::X:D:XD:
+mir nsd [2:08]: :X:::X:D:XD:
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [2:05]: soz4ownage
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [2:05]: soz4ownage
[1:50]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[1:41]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [1:31]: :D
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [0:05]: vihapelaaminen on kyl tehokasta
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [0:00]: mul oli verenpaine 356 ku alotettii
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
+mir nsd [Intermission]: GG
LORDI=DISGUSTING sng [Warmup]: GeeGq
+mir CAE [Warmup]: mä lähinnä kyllästyin sun vittu sanan käyttämiseen
LORDI=DISGUSTING sng [Warmup]: mihi meni
+mir CAE [Warmup]: panee lordin siskoa
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [Warmup]: jos mul ois sisko ni voit luottaa siihe et panisin sit' ite
EUROVISION2006WINNERS rng [Warmup]: :DD
LORDI=DISGUSTING sng [Warmup]: <LORDI> fucking pussies with aids infected dicks and ugly acne faces this is gg
EUROVISION2006WINNERS rng [Warmup]: LORDI: I just couldn't resist his dick anymore
EUROVISION2006WINNERS rng [Warmup]: LORDI: you dont get to be professional dick sucker just by sucking white dicks
LORDI=DISGUSTING sng [Countdown]: kiitos
LORDI=DISGUSTING sng [Countdown]: hf
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [Countdown]: soz4ownage
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [Countdown]: soz4ownage
LORDI=DISGUSTING sng [Countdown]: soz4rektage
+mir CAE [11:54]: gg
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [11:53]: :D
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [11:52]: :D
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [11:52]: :D
[11:43]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:42]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[11:40]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [11:39]: :D
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [11:39]: :D
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [11:39]: :D
[11:25]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[11:19]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:00]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:48]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [10:20]: :D
[10:10]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:47]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:44]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [9:07]: :D
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [9:07]: :D
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [9:07]: :D
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [9:07]: :D
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [9:04]: sungi brainless 2015
[8:57]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[8:51]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[8:04]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [8:03]: soz4ownage
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [8:03]: soz4ownage
[8:03]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[7:50]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
+mir nsd [7:38]: :dD
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [7:37]: :D
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [6:56]: :D
[5:51]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:08 (original: 12:00)
EUROVISION2006WINNERS rng [Intermission]: gg
EUROVISION2006WINNERS rng [Intermission]: =D
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [Intermission]: gg
+mir nsd [Intermission]: GG.
+mir nsd [Warmup]: höh
+mir nsd [Countdown]: jee
[8:46]: Allied team has disabled the South Radar!
[7:47]: Allied team has disabled the North Radar!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:12
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [Intermission]: soz4ownage
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [Intermission]: soz4ownage
LORDI=DISGUSTING sng [Warmup]: miksette ottanu 3 engineeria
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [Countdown]: wtf
+mir nsd [Countdown]: pelataa ET
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [2:10]: :D
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [2:10]: :D
[0:48]: Allied team has disabled the North Radar!
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [0:14]: wh
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [0:13]: sure
LORDI=DISGUSTING sng [0:10]: gg
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [0:07]: g
EUROVISION2006WINNERS rng [0:07]: gg
PUSSY=DISGUSTING lrd [0:06]: gg
LORDI=DISGUSTING sng [0:05]: tight
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:12)
+mir nsd [Intermission]: xD
+mir CAE [Intermission]: oli kyllä
+mir CAE [Intermission]: hiki tuli huutaes
EUROVISION2006WINNERS rng [Intermission]: onko tämä se rektaus

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