Steroids vs Double Dutch Dragons (5180 views)

us detdet
us Joker
us TheEnd
pl hunter
pl jiN
pl WuT


Crossfire ET 3on3 Champions bracket
Grand Final

Play offs - #crossfire - Rules

nl Double Dutch Dragons has to win twice!
Match will not be split!
19.04.15 22:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth USA detdet 101 kills
Killing Spree USA JOKER 7 frags without being killed
Accountant USA The Cerebral Assasin 89% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! b2k hunter 23 gibs
...and stay dead! b2k hunter 25% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning USA detdet 83 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! b2k WuT 11 SPAM kills
Fragstealer b2k hunter 214 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! b2k WuT 290 damage per frag
What objective? USA The Cerebral Assasin 640 XP
Red Shirt b2k WuT 126 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? USA The Cerebral Assasin 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore b2k hunter 178 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut USA detdet 3 team kills
Gingerbread man b2k WuT 43 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
b2k WuT63577801261110431649815280900/05/864/6911/520612047
b2k jiN6450675117800291587418437180/14/1569/671/721215859
b2k hunter78556931192300222008320929860/010/873/8510/521617646
b2k 68163924836242109452455546461940/019/8206/8522/521115147
USA detdet8561610111712234219007171302901/012/683/668/218814447
USA The Cerebral Assasin896409710914022818035161933700/016/880/643/918614959
USA JOKER575016210814012114994165222120/02/459/772/724215378
USA 77175726033440269152036498458721/030/4222/7713/720514958
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
b2k WuT1131262522300133898280000/03/020/82/1/KKDKKKK//K/KKK/KDK/KK/KKD/K/K/DDDK/KDK/KK/DKDK
b2k jiN941211819100831493225180/00/018/100/1D/KKK/KDD/DKKKDK/K/KDDKK/DKDKKD/KK/DK
b2k hunter52801325000632663945680/00/012/191/0/D/DDDD/KDDDDKDKKKDDKDDKDDK/K/KDDK/KKD
b2k 86327566640027103139970860/03/050/373/2
USA detdet319592931082880312000/00/07/202/1DKDDDSKD///K//KXDDKDDDDDKDDDDD/DK//KDKD
USA The Cerebral Assasin801321721201234923500160/00/118/160/2/KDDKKDKDKDK/TKDKDDKKDDKKKDKDDKDKDDDKDD
USA JOKER54841324200735983693400/00/213/150/0KDDDKDKDDK/DDDDKD//KDK/KK//KK/DDKDDDK
USA 55311397471117997010313560/00/338/512/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
b2k WuT23111626200530323253180/00/36/170/1/KDD/DDDK/DDDDDKD/DK/DKDDDDDDDKD
b2k jiN4884122510082340367000/01/411/130/0KK/DD///DDDKDDKD/KD//KDKDK/KKDDDDKDDK
b2k hunter78103182390053780417100/01/315/142/1DKDKKK//KDDDK/DKDDK/KD/KDDDKKKDKDKDDDKKKD
b2k 502983674120018915211094180/02/1032/442/2
USA detdet8512318213118382530721260/04/113/112/0DDD/KKDDDKKKKDKD//KT/KDD/KK/KKKSKKK/K/DD
USA The Cerebral Assasin1051082019300834203042900/05/115/90/1K/KKKD/DKKKKK/DDK/K/KK/DKDKDDD/K/KDKKKD
USA JOKER1201201815300238493038180/01/016/121/2DDKKDKKKKKKKDKKKDKDDDXKDDDK/K/KKDD
USA 1033515655911181109491522340/010/244/323/3
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
b2k WuT50425101005100991000/00/14/41/0DKDD/KK//DD//KK
b2k jiN633871110021384164900/01/16/80/0DDKKDKKKK/KDDD/DDD
b2k hunter44274910021147152300/00/04/60/1DKKDDD/DKK/DD
b2k 52107163030093540408200/01/214/181/1
USA detdet16663106200214151060180/02/18/30/0KK/DKKD/KKDKKKKD
USA The Cerebral Assasin11054111020021770104800/02/39/50/0KKDK/KDDDDDKK/KDKKKKD
USA JOKER42483700007021237360/01/02/70/0KDKDDDKDDD
USA 1061652423400438873345540/05/419/150/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
b2k WuT251914000169854500/00/01/30/0D/KDD
b2k jiN1001655100264477400/00/15/20/0KDK/KDKK/D
b2k hunter15025642001107592900/01/05/40/0KKDK/KKDDKX
b2k 9260121330042417224800/01/111/90/0
USA detdet1002133000159257700/00/03/20/0DKK/DK
USA The Cerebral Assasin259140011515647590/00/02/30/0DDD/KT
USA JOKER251614100130635800/00/01/30/0KDD/D
USA 5046511101314131582590/00/06/80/0
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
b2k WuT89941719310723212442360/02/011/114/0/KKDKD/KKKDDK/KDK/KK/KDDKKSKKD/D/DDK
b2k jiN427061410012513263100/02/24/90/2DDK/KDKDDDKKDDDDKDDD
b2k hunter81113131630013100346700/02/210/121/1/KDDKDKKKDDDDKKKDKKDDDKDDKKDD
b2k 712773649710979348540360/06/425/325/3
USA detdet164112231400083427263900/02/119/52/0/KDKKDDDKK//KK/KKKKDKKK/KK/KKK/K/KKDK
USA The Cerebral Assasin601081220400425052107180/01/310/91/4KDKKDK//DD/KKDKDDDDDDDD/KDDKDKKK
USA JOKER2664519300421072687360/00/15/130/1D/DDDDKK//K/DDDKDKDDDDDD
USA 8328440537001680397433540/03/534/273/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
b2k WuT60921423100830272691180/00/311/123/0K/K/DKKDD//DDKDDDK/D/KK/KKD/KKDDKDDKD
b2k jiN386882120052329300300/10/37/130/0/DDDKD/KD/DDD/XDKDK/DKDKDKDDKD
b2k hunter77971418300435412965180/01/113/120/1KDKD/DXKK//KDKDKKDDDK/KDDKKKDKDDD
b2k 5825736626001788978659360/11/731/373/1
USA detdet788618232019288532351361/02/115/131/0DKDDKKKDDK/KK/KDKD/DDKKK/T//KKKK/DD/DKK/DD
USA The Cerebral Assasin13312420150004325527351690/06/014/100/1DKK/KKKDKDDKDKKK/KK/KD/KDDDKKDKDKKK
USA JOKER55641120201521332541820/00/111/111/3/K/DDDTDDKDKK/DD/KDDKD/DDKDKKDKK
USA 89274495840218827385113871/08/240/342/4
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
b2k WuT751934000089346000/00/02/41/0DKDKDDK
b2k jiN1002333000074653100/00/13/10/1KDDDKK
b2k hunter40925100038879900/01/11/30/1DKKDDDD
b2k 725181210002027179000/01/26/81/2
USA detdet6002361000151123100/01/04/01/0KKK/KKK
USA The Cerebral Assasin6616461002426568180/00/03/31/1KDDK/K/KDD
USA JOKER201515000240878300/00/01/30/0D/K/DD
USA 229541112100513451582180/01/08/62/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
b2k WuT10012440001486534180/00/04/30/0DKDKK/DK
b2k jiN1503064100191385600/00/06/30/0KDKKD/DKKK
b2k hunter501336100159791800/00/03/50/0DKKDK/DDD
b2k 100551314200319962308180/00/013/110/0
USA detdet502824000180274800/00/02/30/0/DKDKD
USA The Cerebral Assasin1333043100095971700/00/04/30/0DKDKKKD
USA JOKER502224200058256600/00/02/40/0KDKDDD
USA 788081130012343203100/00/08/100/0
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
b2k WuT1004244100175471300/00/04/10/2KKDK/KDD
b2k jiN832556000184291900/00/14/41/1KDDKDX/KKKDD
b2k hunter100378820001622122900/01/14/73/0KDKKDDDDKDKDDKKK
b2k 94104171830023218286100/01/212/124/3
USA detdet1123798101115161306100/01/09/60/1/KKDKTDKKKDDKDKKDD
USA The Cerebral Assasin601735100277189700/00/02/31/0DDK/KDK/
USA JOKER573647000054598600/00/04/60/1DKDKDDKDDKD
USA 76901620201328323189100/01/015/151/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
b2k WuT1020110000238093200/00/11/60/1DD/D/KDDDDD
b2k jiN55315900011014117900/00/25/40/2KDKDDD/DDKDDKK
b2k hunter240521251002156798300/03/06/33/0KDDK/KKKDKKK/KKKK
b2k 102103182410052961309400/03/312/133/3
USA detdet37283810031154114200/00/23/30/0/K/KD/KDDDD
USA The Cerebral Assasin834256000392293200/02/03/30/0KK/KD/KD/KD
USA JOKER1333243100076463300/00/04/30/0KDKKKDD
USA 84102121720062840270700/02/210/90/0

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Player Chats
USA JOKER [Warmup]: roll the bones
[8:10]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:54]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[7:54]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:54]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:05
USA JOKER [Warmup]: roll the bones
[2:32]: The Doors are opening!!
[1:46]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:19 (original: 4:05)
b2k WuT [Intermission]: gg
USA The Cerebral Assasin [Warmup]: shoutout souryu!
USA JOKER [Warmup]: roll the bones
[11:07]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:26]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:16]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:53]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
USA detdet [9:02]: half a hit box lol
[8:31]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:31]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:27]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:20]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
USA The Cerebral Assasin [7:47]: :D
[7:18]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:01]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:02]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:18]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:13]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[4:05]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
USA detdet [2:50]: raccoon eyes down
[2:44]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:15
USA JOKER [Warmup]: roll the bones
USA JOKER [7:57]: :XD
USA JOKER [7:57]: :XD
USA The Cerebral Assasin [7:46]: XD
b2k hunter [7:27]: :XD
[7:21]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:20]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
USA detdet [7:03]: raccoon eyes down
USA detdet [7:02]: raccoon eyes down
b2k jiN [6:58]: rofl
USA JOKER [6:39]: roll the bones
[6:21]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:20]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
USA The Cerebral Assasin [4:55]: :D
[4:25]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[4:05]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:44]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[3:43]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[2:30]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:26]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:21]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:11]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
USA detdet [0:41]: raccoon eyes down
USA detdet [0:41]: raccoon eyes down
USA detdet [0:41]: raccoon eyes down
b2k hunter [0:10]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:15)
USA JOKER [Intermission]: ja pierdole jaki blamaz
USA JOKER [Intermission]: pozdrawiam fanow
USA JOKER [Warmup]: roll the bones
USA detdet [Countdown]: that sums this match up
USA detdet [9:58]: that right there LOL
[7:47]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:12
USA JOKER [Warmup]: roll the bones
[1:17]: The Doors are opening!!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:12)
b2k jiN [Intermission]: What is mapool
b2k hunter [Warmup]: ?
USA JOKER [Countdown]: u are doomed, u dont know any prone spots here D
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:55]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:52]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[10:51]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:49]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[10:34]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:34]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:26]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:44]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[9:25]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:56]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:49]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:46]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:35]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:35]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:24
b2k jiN [Intermission]: rofl
b2k jiN [Intermission]: that nade
USA JOKER [Warmup]: roll the bones
[2:31]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
USA detdet [1:52]: raccoon eyes down
USA detdet [1:52]: raccoon eyes down
USA detdet [1:52]: raccoon eyes down
[1:51]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[1:12]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
b2k WuT [0:58]: gg
b2k jiN [0:55]: detdet troll
USA detdet [0:00]: raccoon eyes down
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:24)
USA JOKER [Intermission]: ggs
b2k jiN [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: b2k jiN disconnected
b2k hunter [Intermission]: gg
USA The Cerebral Assasin [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: USA detdet disconnected
[Intermission]: USA The Cerebral Assasin disconnected
[Intermission]: b2k WuT disconnected
USA detdet [Intermission]: look just like ur boy bloodje lol
[Intermission]: b2k hunter disconnected
USA The Cerebral Assasin [Warmup]: dont worry ive been practicing my proning
USA The Cerebral Assasin [Warmup]: gonna have some new spots
b2k jiN [Warmup]: :D
b2k WuT [Warmup]: inb4
b2k WuT [Warmup]: 'look look hunter spot!'
USA detdet [Warmup]: LOL
USA The Cerebral Assasin [Warmup]: rofl
USA The Cerebral Assasin [Warmup]: i blame meehow
USA detdet [Warmup]: he just said it 2 seconds ago too
USA The Cerebral Assasin [Warmup]: guy was too heavy in that 3v3
USA The Cerebral Assasin [Warmup]: 1 sec
USA JOKER [Warmup]: rup friend
USA The Cerebral Assasin [Warmup]: xddddddddddddddd
USA The Cerebral Assasin [Warmup]: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
USA The Cerebral Assasin [Warmup]: XDDDDDD
b2k jiN [Warmup]: we have to warm up, didnt play for a long time hehe
USA The Cerebral Assasin [Warmup]: left 4 dead
USA The Cerebral Assasin [Warmup]: im a champ
USA The Cerebral Assasin [Warmup]: wut too scared to play
USA JOKER [Warmup]: its same for us
USA JOKER [Warmup]: lets goo
USA The Cerebral Assasin [Countdown]: gl hf
USA The Cerebral Assasin [Countdown]: xDDDDD
b2k hunter [11:16]: :XD
[8:50]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
USA JOKER [8:43]: LOL
[8:25]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
USA The Cerebral Assasin [8:14]: detdet rtorll
[8:14]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:50]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:47]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
USA JOKER [7:46]: my boyyy
USA The Cerebral Assasin [7:46]: DETDET is a polish spy
USA The Cerebral Assasin [7:46]: only explanation
[7:46]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[7:46]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[7:46]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[7:46]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[7:46]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[7:46]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[7:46]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[7:46]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[7:46]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
USA detdet [7:46]: mouse3 polish spy
[7:46]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[7:46]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[7:46]: FIGHT!
[6:09]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:57]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:44]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[3:42]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:03]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:25]: The Allied Truck is in position!
b2k jiN [0:40]: :XD
b2k jiN [0:40]: :XD
b2k jiN [0:40]: :XD
b2k jiN [0:40]: :XD
b2k WuT [0:39]: :D
b2k WuT [0:39]: :D
b2k WuT [0:38]: :D
USA The Cerebral Assasin [0:16]: ROFL
b2k WuT [0:14]: XD
USA The Cerebral Assasin [0:14]: thats a new one
b2k jiN [0:13]: :XD
b2k WuT [0:13]: :D
b2k WuT [0:13]: :D
b2k jiN [0:13]: :XD
USA The Cerebral Assasin [0:00]: thats too much
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
b2k jiN [Warmup]: roll the bones
USA detdet [Warmup]: can we switch servers to uk2?
USA JOKER [Warmup]: detdet playing from asia town cant hit anything
b2k WuT [Warmup]: after this map
USA The Cerebral Assasin [Warmup]: that works
USA The Cerebral Assasin [Warmup]: I mean detdet cant get worse
USA detdet [Countdown]: :>
b2k WuT [10:49]: :D
[10:49]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:25]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:06]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:02]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:33]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:19]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:50]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:46]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:39]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:33]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:33]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:25]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:19]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
USA JOKER [4:07]: what
USA JOKER [4:05]: done ol
USA JOKER [3:54]: american server for the 2nd map? lol
[1:14]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:45 (original: 12:00)
USA detdet [Intermission]: gg
USA The Cerebral Assasin [Intermission]: gg

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