P*SSYBASHERS vs Coffee Time (2973 views)

ro Damon
fi Rong
nl yii
pl Baczo
pl hunter
pl Sinnsyk
02.05.15 14:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ^PP*^PSSY Damon 59 kills
Killing Spree P*SSY yii 6 frags without being killed
Accountant ^PP*^PSSY Damon 94% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! c[_] hunter 14 gibs
...and stay dead! c[_] sNk wAT?! 27% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ^PP*^PSSY Damon 54 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ^PP*^PSSY Damon 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer P*SSY Rong 146 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! c[_] bCo ... 295 damage per frag
What objective? c[_] hunter 341 XP
Red Shirt c[_] sNk wAT?! 69 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? c[_] hunter 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore c[_] hunter 179 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ^PP*^PSSY Damon 5 team kills
Gingerbread man ^PP*^PSSY Damon 22 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
c[_] sNk wAT?!65307456912001793869314900/04/435/496/220913547
c[_] hunter83341556614001410848112861200/06/346/453/519717169
c[_] bCo ...52326366930221971399693190/01/134/423/527014437
c[_] 6797413620429025229947305695290/011/1115/4212/522515048
P*SSY Rong81293526430116924893231640/04/547/392/617814645
P*SSY yii74331425790011911891311810/02/435/385/821716068
^PP*^PSSY Damon943095963605221112199733770/03/354/388/118815865
P*SSY 8393315318418064929487284277220/09/3136/3815/119415556
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
c[_] sNk wAT?!9111222247001137492886180/04/014/124/1KDKKD/K/DKK/DKDK/KDK//K/KK/DKDK/K/KKKK/KDDDDKD
c[_] hunter13013426205001044483349400/02/022/102/1K/DKDKKKKKXKK//KDKKKKDK//KKDKK/D/KDK/K/K/KDKKDD
c[_] bCo ...731111723101736803231770/01/016/141/2DD/D/KT/KKDKKK/KDDKDDKKKDDDKK/KDK/KDKD/DD
c[_] 9835765671301281187794661350/07/052/367/4
P*SSY Rong681021725201431894241120/00/317/161/3KD/K/DDDDKDKDKDKDKKDD/KXKKDKDTDKDDDDDKDKK/DK
P*SSY yii33106824400227243370180/00/26/182/5KDD/KXDDDDDDKDDDDD/DDXKKDDKDDDDDKXK
^PP*^PSSY Damon569214252033355342662200/00/214/193/1KDKKDTDK/DDKDDDKDDDKDDTD/DKDDDD/KDKDTKKDKK
P*SSY 52300397480499466118772500/00/737/536/9

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
c[_] sNk wAT?!28106932200329263953180/00/19/280/1/DDDDDD/KDKDDDDDDKDDKDKDDDDDKDKXDDDDK/KDDD
c[_] hunter641041828500335544881400/03/214/211/2DDDDDKDKKDKKDDDKK/DDDDKKDDKD/KKDDKKDDKKDK/DKDD
c[_] bCo ...4412911251018352640071150/00/111/161/0/D/KDDK//DKDKK/KDK/DDDD/DTDDKKDKD/DDK
c[_] 4533938858011410006128411730/03/434/652/3
P*SSY Rong9011819211007401938251160/02/217/120/1X//DKK/KDDDKKDK/KDDKK/KKK/KDDDKKDKKDDKK/D
P*SSY yii1001091919200537472997180/00/018/121/2KKKKKKDDDDDKKDDKK/KDD/DK/KDKKD/D/KKDKK
^PP*^PSSY Damon150146332220112507531841410/02/129/93/0TK/K/KK/K/KDKK/K/KKKKKDDKKKKD/KDKK/K//KK/KKKDKDDK/KDKKDK
P*SSY 11337371625012412841100062750/04/364/334/3
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
c[_] sNk wAT?!1004955200110431068180/00/25/40/0DDDDKK/DKKDK
c[_] hunter2136314100115402181400/00/13/100/2D/KDDDDDDDDDKKDDD
c[_] bCo ...2548312000110591720860/00/03/90/2DDDDDKDD/KKDDDD
c[_] 4913311313003364249691440/00/311/230/4
P*SSY Rong15773117000420401257360/01/09/31/0K/DKKK/KKKKDDK/KK/
P*SSY yii171611272003160813621450/02/09/41/0KK/K//KDKDKKKKDKKDK
^PP*^PSSY Damon85346720041403115300/00/05/42/0K/K/KK/DDK/KKDD
P*SSY 138168292140011505137721810/03/023/114/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
c[_] sNk wAT?!1124098100216681407360/00/17/52/0DDDDKKK/KDKKK/KKD
c[_] hunter20067843000130687500/01/07/40/0DKDKDKKKKKKD
c[_] bCo ...553859100514481011410/00/04/31/1DKDDK/KK//K/D/
c[_] 1221452221500744223293770/01/118/123/1
P*SSY Rong45051100010000/01/04/80/2KD/DKKDDDKDDDDKD
P*SSY yii42553710011039140200/00/22/41/1KX/DDDKDDDK
^PP*^PSSY Damon663769001310901370160/01/06/60/0KKTDKK///KDDDDKD
P*SSY 51921427101521292772160/02/212/181/3

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Player Chats
P*SSY Rong [Warmup]: only baczo on AC or?
P*SSY Rong [Warmup]: is it crashing for you
^PP*^PSSY Damon [Warmup]: rup
c[_] hunter [Warmup]: I SEE RONG DAMON AND YII
P*SSY Rong [Countdown]: hf
[11:17]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:59]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:53]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:38]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:05]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:48]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:34]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:28]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:58]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:55]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:54]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:52]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:39]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
^PP*^PSSY Damon [Countdown]: HF
[8:49]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:24]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:03]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:49]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:39]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:29]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:25]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:30]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:02]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[1:40]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[1:33]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:33]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:19]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
^PP*^PSSY Damon [Warmup]: tell him to recconect
^PP*^PSSY Damon [Warmup]: rup
c[_] sNk wAT?! [Warmup]: japa tam kurwo jebana
^PP*^PSSY Damon [Countdown]: hf
c[_] sNk wAT?! [Countdown]: shoutout from skyline
c[_] sNk wAT?! [Countdown]: he said that u are nothing
^PP*^PSSY Damon [Countdown]: shoutout to my little Paul
P*SSY yii [Countdown]: :C
^PP*^PSSY Damon [Countdown]: <3
^PP*^PSSY Damon [11:56]: GiZmO:I'm a beast from mars! <3
^PP*^PSSY Damon [11:56]: GiZmO:I'm a beast from mars! <3
[11:19]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[11:19]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[11:17]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:06]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
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[11:06]: FIGHT!
[11:06]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
P*SSY Rong [11:06]: /,/
P*SSY Rong [11:06]: \,,/
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c[_] hunter [11:06]: snk 999
[11:06]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
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[11:06]: FIGHT!
[11:05]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
c[_] hunter [11:04]: :Xd
^PP*^PSSY Damon [11:04]: xd
[11:04]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
P*SSY Rong [11:05]: love this
[11:04]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
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[11:04]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[11:04]: c[_] sNk wAT?! Server command overflow
[11:04]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
[11:04]: Axis team locked from spectators by P*SSY yii
[11:04]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
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P*SSY yii [11:05]: get 3rd
[11:04]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
c[_] bCo ... [11:05]: coming
[11:05]: por'una'cabeza 8D connected
[11:04]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
P*SSY yii [11:05]: :C
[11:04]: Match resuming in 75 seconds!
P*SSY Rong [11:05]: this is fucking bullshit
P*SSY Rong [11:04]: damon 999 all time
P*SSY yii [11:04]: sec
P*SSY yii [11:04]: 999
[11:04]: Match resuming in 60 seconds!
[11:05]: P*SSY yiicalled a vote.
[11:05]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
[11:04]: Match resuming in 45 seconds!
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[11:05]: green connected
[11:04]: Allies team locked from spectators by c[_] bCo ...
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[11:04]: FIGHT!
[11:05]: Allies team locked by c[_] bCo ...
[10:54]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[10:50]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[10:50]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
c[_] sNk wAT?! [10:50]: Hunter
c[_] sNk wAT?! [10:50]: poszlo unpause
[10:50]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
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[10:50]: FIGHT!
[10:43]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:13]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:58]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[9:51]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:41]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:32]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:27]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:26]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:03]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:40]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:37]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:37]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:22
c[_] sNk wAT?! [Warmup]: hunter got phone
P*SSY Rong [Warmup]: damon again 999
P*SSY Rong [Warmup]: do mix they said
P*SSY yii [Warmup]: today plz
[4:48]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[4:36]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[4:28]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[4:28]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[4:25]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:35]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:32]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[3:30]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:29]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:42]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:42]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
P*SSY Rong [0:16]: gg
[0:06]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:01]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
c[_] hunter [0:01]: gg
[Intermission]: P*SSY Rong disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:22)
[Intermission]: P*SSY yii disconnected
[Intermission]: c[_] hunter disconnected
[Intermission]: P*SSY Damon disconnected

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Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

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Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.