Hodor vs Coffee Time (2876 views)

pl hunter
pl igla
pt slapper
nl hayaa
no Sinche
nl Kri
pl Dragon
pl Sinnsyk
pl Baczo
pl Bastek
pl SkyLine
pl w1lko
11.05.15 22:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth Albania! Tsubasa 85 kills
Killing Spree Albania! Tsubasa 22 frags without being killed
Accountant Albania! Tsubasa 167% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! Albania! Tsubasa 18 gibs
...and stay dead! c[_] Sinnsyk 43% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning Albania! Tsubasa 72 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! Albania! C30-C39 54 SPAM kills
Die! Damn you, Die! c[_] Sinnsyk 239 damage per frag
What objective? Albania! Tsubasa 428 XP
Red Shirt c[_] popus 83 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? c[_] B...o 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore c[_] Brejvik ET 186 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut c[_]DragoN 7 team kills
Gingerbread man Albania! Sinche 21 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
Albania! Sinche9840356571102211012987591091/03/451/273/618115464
Albania! C30-C3911336381701726181214368316360/022/30/3654/131509553
Albania! slapper81322587210051110348111263310/01/654/408/1917815564
Albania! Djee1314256851111121131887596920/00/162/387/1016616866
Albania! Tsubasa1674288551180341232787583921/06/672/329/14145172223
Albania! Kri703674462141415730567278511/01/229/339/1016610746
c[_]DragoN6706900030000/02/00/14/50035
c[_]DragoN10623083983728142174635705096030113/035/0268/194/514112274
c[_] popus532494483701139123114054610/02/837/496/1920713749
c[_] Brejvik ET8641257661401910868120532580/02/753/433/719118366
c[_] Sinnsyk36233308313037713897444440/20/424/465/1823811748
c[_] B...o5635840721002108244116472710/06/830/436/11206162413
c[_]DragoN561924681161720659682078990/16/15/4440/1314310046
c[_] zjedzmujchuj913496469712710762118771490/03/455/408/1716817045
c[_]6217932814546721666527316493324820/019/4204/4068/1719214548
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Albania! Sinche12017824203011245552916350/01/324/50/1KKK/K/K/KD/K/KK/KKDKDKXKTDKK/KKK//KDK/DK/K/KDD
Albania! C30-C39125141342791312489622303760/08/10/1124/3KTKKKDDKDDKKDKK/KK/DK/KKKSKKKK/TK/XDKKKK/KKDDKK//K/DT/K/DK/DKDKKD
Albania! slapper921412325400540283905330/01/119/123/7K/KDKDDKDDKKDKK/DD/K/KDDDKDKDDKD/DDKKKKKKKDKKDDK
Albania! Djee17114824143000320924362250/00/024/110/3DDKDKDKKDKDDKKKDKDKKDKKKKKKDDKKKKKDKDK
Albania! Tsubasa24726542179000724744211010/03/135/154/2KKDKKXDKDKKDKDKDKDKKKDDKKDKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKDKKDDKDKDKDD
Albania! Kri8414621256008297721512871/01/112/142/2DKDKKDD/DD/KK/KKKK/KKK/KDKKKDDD/D/DKK/DKXKDDDDK
c[_]DragoN6606900030000/02/00/14/5/KKKDDDDDK/KK/D
c[_]DragoN1291019174137341440269121805910571/016/7114/6937/23
c[_] popus54791731100428984376360/00/317/160/7DD/DK/DKDKKK/KKKDDDDKDDDDK/DKDDDDDDKDDDDKDKKDKKD
c[_] Brejvik ET841392226700346604528360/00/220/202/1KDDK/KDDDDKKDKDKKDKDK/DKKDKDKDKKKDDDDDKDKK/DDKDK
c[_] Sinnsyk28861035500024654367720/10/39/191/8DDDDKDDKDKDDDDDDDDKDDKDDKDDDKDDDDDDDDKDDDKDDK
c[_] B...o341391029300425694801540/02/27/181/5DDKKKDKK/DDDDDDDDDKKDDKD/DD/DDDDDD/DKDK
c[_]DragoN3250103131072000304620/02/10/178/2/SD/KKDDDDXKDKDDKDDDDDDKD//D/KDDDK/DKD/KDD
c[_] zjedzmujchuj51871529301029345027260/00/215/231/4DDKKDDKDDDDKDDDDTDDKKDDKKDDDDDDKDDDKKKDKKDKDD
c[_]475808418122111817526261452260/14/1368/11313/27

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Albania! Sinche71661014600318012168360/02/06/102/2DDKD/KDKK/KDD/KDKDDKKDDKX
Albania! C30-C391008115153122282215751020/05/00/109/2DKDDKDKKKKKDKK/KTD/KKSDTDDKDKDDK
Albania! slapper77691418202427402969780/00/214/112/2XDK/DDKK/KKKX/DTDDKKDDKK/KDDDKKDKDTD
Albania! Djee1691152213000133482801360/00/021/121/1KDDKKKDDKKKDKDDKKXKDKKDDDKKKKDKK/KKK
Albania! Tsubasa908210116022271923261030/01/19/72/5DTDDDKKDDKT/X/KXXKKDKXDXKDKK
Albania! Kri767410135131135916413600/00/17/55/2DDKDDKKTDDT/DKDKTDKKDDKKSK
c[_]DragoN97487818422291314789134807150/08/457/5521/14
c[_] popus77681418200224362767180/01/311/122/5DKDKXXKKKXDDDKDDK/KKKDXDDDK/DDKDKKDD
c[_] Brejvik ET76941317501424092940520/00/114/100/3K/KDKKDDKDDDKXDK/KDDTKK/KK/KDDDD
c[_] Sinnsyk40398203014194521021510/00/05/112/3D//DKKDDKDDKDKKTDD/DKDDDK/DDD
c[_] B...o5085816400323012468180/01/37/80/2/K/KDKKDDDK/DDDDDDKDDKDK
c[_]DragoN626510164036119016353330/00/05/76/3/K/KDTKT/TDKDDD///KKKDDKDKKDD
c[_] zjedzmujchuj94113161730043199287700/02/111/73/4KKK/K/DKDDDDKKDDKDKDDKKKKDK/KK/DD
c[_]674646910421052313480147895720/04/853/5513/20
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Albania! Sinche465771510111563225620/00/18/110/2TKDDDDDDDKDDKDD/KKDKDDK
Albania! C30-C3912177171400022241154400/04/00/1111/2KKXKDKDKDKDK//DKDDKKDKKKDKKDKKDD
Albania! slapper60539153011137020221750/00/18/92/6DKXD/KDKDDKKDDTKDDDKKDDKDDX
Albania! Djee130881310410019421947180/00/011/52/3KKSDDKDKKKKKDDDDKDKKDKK
Albania! Tsubasa1548117113011236120111880/01/314/43/3DKKKKK/KDKDKDDKKKKKDKKKDDDKDT
Albania! Kri5580591011121811912040/00/05/61/3DTDDKK/XKDDKDDDK
c[_]DragoN9443668741214610695109715870/05/546/4619/19
c[_] popus35476172013230716831960/00/14/103/4KDDD/XD/KDKKKDDDDKD/TDDDD
c[_] Brejvik ET1251141512100018582345400/02/212/81/1DDDDKDDDKKDKDKDKKKDKKKKKKKD
c[_] Sinnsyk50637142002133913361400/00/15/71/4/D/DDDDDDKKKKDDDKDKKD
c[_] B...o7577912200014921999580/00/18/91/2DDDKKKKKDDKKDKKDDDDDD
c[_]DragoN824214175044178617683640/03/00/815/5KDT/KKTDKKKTDKKK/DKDDDKDKDKDK/DT/DD
c[_] zjedzmujchuj22876167100221891564180/00/016/30/5KXKXKDKKKKDKDKK/KKXKDDKXKK/
c[_]99419677913051110971106958160/05/545/4521/21

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Albania! Sinche187102158100522101419361/00/013/11/1KK/KK/K/D/KK/KDKKKKKDKK
Albania! C30-C391076415145012218414821580/05/20/410/6DDKKDDKDDKDDK/KKDDKDKKKDKKT/KK
Albania! slapper85591214102122102230450/00/213/81/4DKDDDKKDKKDDKDDKKDKKDD/KTKDTX
Albania! Djee64749144011281915754130/00/16/104/3KDKDDDDDKD/DDDDKDKKKKDXKT
Albania! Tsubasa1330161200010001/01/114/60/4KKDDKKKKDKK/KDKDKDKKDKDKDDKX
Albania! Kri536781520051751174400/00/05/81/3/K/KDDKK/DDK/KDDDDKKX/DD
c[_]DragoN10536675771304151117484506522/06/651/3717/21
c[_] popus41557172004148225792110/01/15/111/3KDDK/DDXKK/K/KDXKD/DDDDDDD
c[_] Brejvik ET63657111002194122401300/00/27/50/2/DK/KDKDKDDDDKKDKD
c[_] Sinnsyk3545514302113891939810/10/05/91/3XDTKDDDKDD/KTDKDDDDDKD
c[_] B...o865713151023188223791410/03/28/84/2DDKDDKKKTKTDD/KKDKKKKDK/DDKD/D
c[_]DragoN703512174003162017582000/11/00/1211/3DKXKDDKKDKDXDDKDKKDKDD/DKDK/KD/
c[_] zjedzmujchuj1067317160111244024091050/01/113/74/4TKDKKKDKDKDKD/KDKDKDKSDKKDKKDDKDKD
c[_]67330619011151410754133048680/26/638/5221/17

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Player Chats
Albania! Sinche [Warmup]: To Valhalla
c[_] popus [Warmup]: igieu jak tam po chemioterapii
Albania! C30-C39 [Warmup]: :D!
Albania! C30-C39 [Warmup]: Sky, przeciez to Ty jestes lysy od skonczonej 18 ki
c[_] Brejvik ET [Warmup]: ty
c[_] Brejvik ET [Warmup]: igiel
c[_] Brejvik ET [Warmup]: jak chesz
c[_] Brejvik ET [Warmup]: to Ci mgoe
c[_] Brejvik ET [Warmup]: przypierdolci
c[_] Brejvik ET [Warmup]: z golej dupy w ryj
c[_] Brejvik ET [Warmup]: a sorki
c[_] Brejvik ET [Warmup]: zapomnialem
c[_] Brejvik ET [Warmup]: ty lubisz takei fetysze
Albania! C30-C39 [Warmup]: To Ty jezdziles w tej beczce smierci?
c[_] Brejvik ET [Warmup]: ja jestem lysy z brazzers
c[_] popus [Warmup]: ooo rozloz nozki o rozloz swoje nozki pani Marcinek zbiera puszki i z lumpami rucha sie
c[_] zjedzmujchuj [Warmup]: #zawiasy za nie placenie pradu #ET
c[_] Brejvik ET [Warmup]: mam kurwa przynajmniej dobry sprzet a ty masz wymoczka ktorego operujesz penseta
c[_] popus [Warmup]: ooo rozloz nozki o rozloz swoje nozki pani Marcinek zbiera puszki i z lumpami rucha sie
c[_] popus [Warmup]: ooo rozloz nozki o rozloz swoje nozki pani Marcinek zbiera puszki i z lumpami rucha sie
c[_] popus [Warmup]: ooo rozloz nozki o rozloz swoje nozki pani Marcinek zbiera puszki i z lumpami rucha sie
c[_] zjedzmujchuj [Warmup]: #zawiasy za nie placenie pradu #ET
Albania! C30-C39 [Warmup]: :{XD
Albania! C30-C39 [Warmup]: :{XD
c[_] zjedzmujchuj [Warmup]: rozloznij nozki rozsun zameczek a pan wietrzycki wejdzie przez zaplecze
c[_] Brejvik ET [Warmup]: suchar
c[_] popus [Warmup]: BASTEK MUSZE STWIERDZIC ZE JESTES ZYWA SKAMIELINA MASZ KURWA IQ HOMO ERECTUSA
c[_] popus [Warmup]: TO JEST TZW FOSSILIS LAGGERSTATE
c[_] zjedzmujchuj [Warmup]: twoje teksty sa na poziomie twoich pryszczy na japsku w1lko
Albania! Kri [Warmup]: brb
Albania! C30-C39 [Countdown]: hf
[14:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[14:30]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[14:15]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
c[_] zjedzmujchuj [11:52]: ....
[11:47]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[11:47]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
c[_] popus [11:47]: POPUS IS THAT YOU?
[11:47]: Axis team locked by Albania! Kri
c[_] Brejvik ET [11:47]: a kto kurwa
[11:47]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
c[_] zjedzmujchuj [11:47]: STARY DDSO
c[_] zjedzmujchuj [11:47]: DDOS
c[_] zjedzmujchuj [11:47]: xddddddD
c[_] Brejvik ET [11:47]: nie pytajcie mnie na fejsbuku popus to ty
c[_] Brejvik ET [11:47]: a kto kurwa
c[_] Brejvik ET [11:47]: gang albani
[11:47]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[11:47]: c[_]DragoN connected
c[_] Brejvik ET [11:47]: igiela matka
Albania! Sinche [11:47]: already the magic reconnects begin
c[_] Brejvik ET [11:47]: z nami
c[_] Brejvik ET [11:47]: xD
Albania! Kri [11:47]: POLAND CONNECTION IS EASY TO DDOS
c[_] Brejvik ET [11:47]: xd
c[_] zjedzmujchuj [11:47]: xd
[11:47]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[11:47]: c[_]DragoN Unpure client detected. Invalid .PK3 files referenced!
Albania! Kri [11:47]: using only 10 percent of my bandwith
[11:47]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[11:47]: c[_] Sinnsykcalled a vote.
[11:47]: c[_]DragoNhas been kicked!
[11:47]: Vote passed!
[11:47]: c[_]DragoN player kicked
Albania! C30-C39 [11:47]: Wchdoze do banku w1lko matli celuje w pysk i mowie 'Habalabahajs!'
c[_] Brejvik ET [11:47]: xD
Albania! C30-C39 [11:47]: :D!
[11:47]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
c[_] popus [11:47]: to gang z albani igua starzy najebani leza posrani i obszczani
[11:47]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
c[_] Brejvik ET [11:47]: wszyscy na ziemi leza zesrani igiela matka kurwi sie z zulami
c[_] Brejvik ET [11:47]: XD
Albania! C30-C39 [11:47]: :{XD
Albania! C30-C39 [11:47]: :{XD
Albania! Kri [11:47]: tak
[11:47]: Dragon connected
c[_] zjedzmujchuj [11:47]: XD
c[_] popus [11:47]: to gang z albani igua starzy najebani leza posrani i obszczani
c[_] popus [11:47]: to gang z albani igua starzy najebani leza posrani i obszczani
c[_] popus [11:47]: to gang z albani igua starzy najebani leza posrani i obszczani
c[_] Brejvik ET [11:47]: xD
c[_] Sinnsyk [11:47]: :XD
c[_] popus [11:47]: to gang z albani igua starzy najebani leza posrani i obszczani
c[_] Brejvik ET [11:47]: ahahahah
[11:47]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
c[_] zjedzmujchuj [11:47]: XD
c[_] Brejvik ET [11:47]: XD
[11:47]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
c[_] Brejvik ET [11:47]: patologia et
Albania! C30-C39 [11:47]: pojeby :D
[11:47]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
[11:47]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[11:47]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
c[_] popus [11:47]: pizda nad glowa igua matule lumpy pod sklepem loja
[11:47]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[11:47]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[11:47]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
c[_] zjedzmujchuj [11:47]: XD
[11:47]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
c[_] Brejvik ET [11:47]: xD
[11:47]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
c[_] Brejvik ET [11:47]: ahahah
[11:47]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
c[_] Brejvik ET [11:47]: ahahahah
[11:47]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[11:47]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[11:47]: FIGHT!
c[_] Brejvik ET [11:46]: XD
c[_] zjedzmujchuj [11:45]: XD
c[_] Brejvik ET [11:45]: ahahahhaah
c[_] popus [10:55]: : D
[9:39]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:32]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:43]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:38]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[7:36]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:12]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:52]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
c[_] zjedzmujchuj [6:44]: xd
[6:18]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:09]: The Tank has been damaged!
Albania! Sinche [1:08]: :(
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 15:00
c[_] popus [Intermission]: gg
Albania! Kri [Warmup]: brb
c[_] Brejvik ET [Warmup]: hunter
c[_] Brejvik ET [Warmup]: dobrze sie bawisZ?
Albania! Sinche [Warmup]: To Valhalla
Albania! Tsubasa [Warmup]: no lajtowo jeszcze
Albania! Kri [Warmup]: leggo
[14:31]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[14:01]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
c[_] Sinnsyk [14:01]: problemy z tsem
[14:01]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[14:01]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[14:01]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[14:01]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[14:01]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[14:01]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[14:01]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[14:01]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[14:01]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[14:01]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[14:01]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[14:01]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[14:01]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[14:01]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[14:01]: FIGHT!
[11:55]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:52]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:33]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[10:00]: The Tank has been damaged!
Albania! C30-C39 [8:50]: :{XD
c[_] zjedzmujchuj [8:50]: XD
Albania! C30-C39 [8:50]: :{XD
Albania! C30-C39 [8:49]: :{XD
[6:57]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
c[_] zjedzmujchuj [6:33]: xD
[5:56]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:03 (original: 15:00)
Albania! C30-C39 [Intermission]: :D!
Albania! Kri [Warmup]: brb
c[_] popus [Countdown]: HF
Albania! C30-C39 [Countdown]: HF
c[_] Brejvik ET [Countdown]: fun
c[_] popus [Countdown]: hunter carry
c[_] popus [Countdown]: :D
[14:43]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[14:13]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
Albania! Kri [13:30]: bug abuse
Albania! Kri [13:29]: forfeit
[13:28]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[13:17]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[12:00]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[11:54]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:26]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[11:23]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:57]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[9:44]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[9:26]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[9:25]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[9:12]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[7:27]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:32
Albania! Sinche [Warmup]: To Valhalla
Albania! Kri [Warmup]: brb
[7:15]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:18]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:17]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[3:12]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[2:36]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
Albania! Kri [1:57]: get a tent
[1:50]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
c[_] popus [0:17]: gg
Albania! Kri [0:17]: not very effective
c[_] Brejvik ET [0:16]: gg
c[_] zjedzmujchuj [0:07]: xd
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:32)
[Intermission]: [_] popus disconnected
[Intermission]: c[_] Brejvik ET disconnected
[Intermission]: c[_] zjedzmujchuj disconnected
[Intermission]: c[_] B...o disconnected
[Intermission]: Albania! Djee disconnected
[Intermission]: Albania! C30-C39 disconnected
[Intermission]: c[_] Sinnsyk disconnected
[Intermission]: Albania! Kri disconnected
[Intermission]: c[_]DragoN disconnected

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