bukkake Paradise 69 vs One Way (3262 views)

Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth bP69/niggapls 51 kills
Killing Spree bP69/niggapls 6 frags without being killed
Accountant bP69/niggapls 93% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! bP69/froxeypls 12 gibs
...and stay dead! 1| cONY 30% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning bP69/niggapls 45 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! bP69/niggapls 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer 1| hillsong united 179 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! bP69/niggapls 251 damage per frag
What objective? bP69/niggapls 404 XP
Red Shirt 1| cONY 82 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? 1| hillsong united 16 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore bP69/niggapls 138 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut 1| hillsong united 2 team kills
Gingerbread man bP69/froxeypls 29 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
1| hillsong united5827739666122380069193570/04/233/354/6205137316
1| cONY3720830829012262289510730/00/228/543/620811629
1| 464856914815134514234187031300/04/261/547/6207127313
bP69/niggapls9340451553011790817572380/01/345/316/417813868
bP69/froxeypls8529551601200291020371201280/03/143/295/2200119510
bP69/8969910211515014619284146921660/04/188/2911/218912969
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
1| hillsong united123113211750073151292600/01/117/93/1KXKKD/DKDKK//KK/KKKDD/KKKK/KDKDK/KKKDDD
1| cONY417610243011118832710730/00/010/131/0/TK/DK/KD/K//DD/DKDD/K/DD/KDK/KKDDD
1| 8218931418011850345636730/01/127/224/1
bP69/niggapls61129132120062435219400/00/113/120/2/DKKD/KK/K/DDKKDDKD/DDDKDDKD/DKDKK
bP69/froxeypls43991023300732012840580/01/09/150/1DDD/D/DD/DKDDKK/KDDK/KKDDDDDK/K/K
bP69/5222823445001356365034580/01/122/270/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
1| hillsong united308693001082933396600/02/16/181/2/DK/DK/SKDKK/DKDDDDDDD/D/DDDD/DKD/DDKKD
1| cONY296693130062094326700/00/18/211/3DDKDD//DDDDDK/KDDKDK/DDDKDDDDDDKD/K/KDDD
1| 301521861310145027723300/02/214/392/5
bP69/niggapls1501552114101531752690200/01/119/72/1/KDD/KKDKKDKKDKK/KKK/K/DKKKKKKDKTDKD
bP69/froxeypls1251202520500114058233700/01/121/83/1K/KDKK/K/DDKKKKKDK/KDDK/K/K/KKK/K/KDX/KD/KKKDK
bP69/13827546346011672335027200/02/240/155/2
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
1| hillsong united5778814102419222301570/01/09/80/2D/DDKK/TTDK//DDDKKDKDDKK
1| cONY284962120031474253500/00/15/161/3/DDKDDDKXDDXDDDKDDDDK/DDKDDK/
1| 431271435302733964836570/01/114/241/5
bP69/niggapls125851512000324691924180/00/112/73/1K//KKDKKDDKKDKK/KDDKKKDKKDD
bP69/froxeypls108561312400723671472700/01/010/52/0/KKKDKK//KK/DKK/KK/DKDK/D
bP69/11714128244001048363396880/01/122/125/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
1| hillsong united2001500040000/00/01/00/1K////D
1| cONY831756100277799800/00/05/40/0/KDKKDK/KDD
1| 5217611100677799800/00/06/40/1
bP69/niggapls2535280003100276400/00/01/51/0/D/DD/DDKK
bP69/froxeypls602035000457747100/00/03/10/0/DK/K/K/
bP69/435551300071579123500/00/04/61/0

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Player Chats
[11:09]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:07]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
1| cONY [10:04]: :d
[9:38]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:15]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:00]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[9:00]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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[9:00]: FIGHT!
[8:51]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:48]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:54]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:43]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:43]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:07]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:01]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:23]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:22]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:48]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:34]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[2:22]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[2:22]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[2:22]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[2:22]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
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[2:22]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[2:22]: FIGHT!
bP69/niggapls [1:35]: :D
[0:08]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:51
[Countdown]: Vote cancelled
bP69/niggapls [10:39]: froxe'd
bP69/niggapls [10:38]: mam kule do kregli w dupie
[10:06]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:48]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
bP69/froxeypls [9:43]: froxe'd
bP69/froxeypls [9:43]: froxe'd
bP69/froxeypls [9:43]: froxe'd
bP69/froxeypls [9:42]: froxe'd
bP69/froxeypls [9:42]: froxe'd
bP69/froxeypls [9:42]: froxe'd
[9:23]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:20]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:27]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:23]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
bP69/niggapls [3:32]: froxe'd
bP69/niggapls [3:32]: froxe'd
bP69/niggapls [3:31]: froxe'd
1| cONY [2:23]: KURWA
1| cONY [2:22]: ANYAD
bP69/froxeypls [1:58]: froxe'd
bP69/froxeypls [1:58]: froxe'd
bP69/froxeypls [1:57]: froxe'd
[1:10]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[0:56]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (11:51)
1| cONY [Intermission]: FUCK THAT SHIT LOW GAME
bP69/niggapls [Intermission]: getting carried by froxe
bP69/niggapls [Intermission]: gg
1| cONY [Intermission]: ALWAYS LOSE
1| cONY [Intermission]: ...
bP69/niggapls [Intermission]: :D
bP69/niggapls [Warmup]: ur doomed
bP69/niggapls [Warmup]: our homemap
[11:28]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[9:30]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:30]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:18]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:44]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
bP69/niggapls [8:40]: :D
bP69/niggapls [8:40]: froxe'd
[8:37]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:36]: Axis have returned the objective!
[7:36]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:14]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:56]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:54]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:31]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:31]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:18]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:10]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:57]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:21]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
bP69/froxeypls [4:14]: homemap
[4:08]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[4:08]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:51
1| cONY [Warmup]: SHIT TIEM EVE
bP69/froxeypls [Countdown]: its our homemap
bP69/froxeypls [Countdown]: u did well
[7:07]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[6:38]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[6:01]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[6:01]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[5:49]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:24]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:05]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
bP69/niggapls [5:00]: nice nade :D
[4:51]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:49]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:32]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:32]: 1| hillsong united disconnected
[4:28]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[4:28]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:23 (original: 7:51)
bP69/froxeypls [Intermission]: ggs
bP69/froxeypls [Intermission]: was fun
[Intermission]: 1| cONY disconnected

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