identikal norwayn kunts vs #erAse.et Runo<3 (3151 views)

gb Artstar
fi devix
be Jere
fi Olden
fi olbaa
fi Webe
be Azur
nl esSe
be PlAyer
fr Snatix
fi toNi
nl vANQ

ET United 6on6 ODC #9
Round 2 - Bo1

#ET:U - Facebook - Group
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth OLBAA @rockit 50 kills
Killing Spree OLBAA @rockit 8 frags without being killed
Accountant OLBAA @rockit 179% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ink Webe 11 gibs
...and stay dead! ink Webe 52% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning OLBAA @rockit 45 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ink Jere 28 SPAM kills
Fragstealer OLBAA @rockit 134 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! ink devix 233 damage per frag
What objective? OLBAA @rockit 265 XP
Red Shirt eAesSe :> 38 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? eAesSe :> 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore eALOLPLAYER 211 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ink Jere 4 team kills
Gingerbread man ink Jere 10 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
eARICKYWHITE69751832432901937034399580/01/419/154/315413734
eAesSe :>5621122384125368346203270/00/510/217/8167118310
eALOLPLAYER10023130296134538760251850/00/429/174/718020146
eatoNy97178303110024474133083020/05/35/1621/715810745
eA.PlAyer83200303610003528449671550/02/627/211/417613837
eA.xAeee812172632700355335671900/01/225/190/921317744
eA811220162198462828283312899011170/09/2115/1937/917514646
ink Webe6217221331111444285218890/03/219/220/721115325
ink devix54981934211242805873170/06/212/212/1122516836
ink Artstar7117525357036448642763060/00/315/176/917912244
ink ^Wolden5718417301024339346251310/00/117/202/620015424
OLBAA @rockit172265502810116665844772330/03/145/153/213315483
ink Jere106218383660410574538622000/012/02/2128/515110774
ink 851112170196373123228990283319760/024/0110/2141/518314344
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
eARICKYWHITE6986105131530061787221700/00/111/62/2DKDK/DD/KDKKK/KK/KK/DK/KDDKD
eAesSe :>8512217201024222424262550/00/27/125/2DDKTDTDKKK/KDDK//KDKD/KKDDKKDDDKKKDKKDD
eALOLPLAYER1001101616301327322856980/00/214/83/5DDXK/DDDDXKK/KKKDKDKDKKKKDKDKK/TKDD
eatoNy889115178014285216822410/02/15/78/5KKDKKKDD/TDDDD/KKD/DKK/KDKKDDKXKDK
eA.PlAyer588314243002229124421370/00/414/150/3DKDK/KDKKKDDDKKKDK/DDDDDDKDDDKDDDDDKKD
eA.xAeee1141291614500232642905540/01/115/60/6KKK/XKKKKDKDDDDKK/DDKKDKDDKDDKK
eA896409110623042115150145287850/03/1166/5418/23
ink Webe55871018511121832912350/01/010/130/4KDDDDDT/KKDKDKDDDKXKDDDKKKDDDDS
ink devix434371611001858275300/00/07/100/6DDKDKDKXDDSDDKDDKDDXDDKDK
ink Artstar56102916400222412173390/00/25/63/5DKKDDDK/XKDDDDK/DDDKKXKKDDD
ink ^Wolden4377716001013652627510/00/08/130/3KDKTDDDDKDKDDKDDKDDKDDDD
OLBAA @rockit1581262717410333842741180/01/125/91/1KDKDKKD/KDDKKKKKDKKKKDDDKDK/KSKKDKKK/KKDKKKD
ink Jere13113025193043349719441070/09/00/1620/0KKD/D/KDKKDXDKKTKKDDKDKKKDD/TDKDKKKKKTKKDTKDKKKDD
ink 81565851021736914528151502500/011/355/6724/19

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
eARICKYWHITE6964781117601319162182580/01/38/92/1DDDDKKDKDK/D/KKDKDK/KDTDDKKDD
eAesSe :>2789518310114592194720/00/33/92/6KDKXKXDDDDDDDKDDD/SDDDDDKD
eALOLPLAYER1071211413312126553169870/00/215/91/2KKKDTTDDKKDKKDDDSKKD/DXKKDKDKDK
eatoNy107871514201018891626610/03/20/913/2DDDKDDKKDKKKDKDKKKKDDKKDKTDKDD
eA.PlAyer1331171612700129932525180/02/213/61/1KDKDKKKDDKKDKK/DKKDKKDKDKKDD
eA.xAeee55881018200122692766360/00/110/130/3DKDKDDKKKDKDDKDDDKDDDDK/DXDKD
eA8258071922324713181144623320/06/1349/5519/15
ink Webe73851115600322452306540/02/29/90/3KKDD/DKKDKDK/XDDDKKDKK/DDKDX
ink devix66551218101224223120170/06/25/112/5DKDDK/DDDXKKDKXDDDDKDDKKDKDDTKKK/
ink Artstar847316193034224521032670/00/110/113/4/KDKDKKDDKDKKD/TDDD/KDKTDXKDDDKKKK/TKKD
ink ^Wolden711071014101420281998800/00/19/72/3DDKDKDDDKK/DKT//KDKDK/DXKK
OLBAA @rockit20913923116013327417362150/02/020/62/1/KKKKKKKKDKKKKT/KDKK/KKDKKKDKDDKDKD
ink Jere76881317300722481918930/03/02/58/5KDKKK//KDKKKDD/KDDDKDD//K/KK/D
ink 97547859420062314462131817260/013/655/4917/21

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Player Chats
ink Jere [Warmup]: is this gay?
eatoNy [Warmup]: no
eARICKYWHITE69 [Warmup]: you are
eARICKYWHITE69 [Warmup]: cu@lan ill stab u :s
ink Jere [Warmup]: backstab again? :s
eARICKYWHITE69 [Warmup]: frontstab
eARICKYWHITE69 [Warmup]: me no pussi
ink Jere [Warmup]: #nohomo
eAesSe :> [Warmup]: le go
eA.PlAyer [Warmup]: hf guys
eA.PlAyer [Warmup]: lets go
eARICKYWHITE69 [Warmup]: #doyoufeelmybigknife?
eAesSe :> [Countdown]: hf
eARICKYWHITE69 [Countdown]: hf sami
eARICKYWHITE69 [Countdown]: <3
ink Webe [Countdown]: hf zurara
[14:45]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[14:22]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[14:05]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:06]: The Tank has been repaired!
[13:03]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[12:56]: The Tank has been damaged!
[12:50]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[12:37]: The Tank has been repaired!
OLBAA @rockit [12:27]: can u fucking fix ur internet
[11:50]: The Tank has been damaged!
[11:36]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:35]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[11:05]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[11:03]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:39]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:24]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[10:20]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:43]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[7:14]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[5:40]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:19
[8:59]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:29]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:26]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[5:16]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[5:01]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[4:31]: The Tank has been damaged!
ink Jere [4:28]: :-D
[4:18]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:15]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[4:03]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:54]: The Tank has been repaired!
[3:35]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:34]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:11]: The Tank has been repaired!
[3:06]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:04]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:52]: The Tank has been repaired!
[2:42]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[2:20]: The Tank has been damaged!
[2:00]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
ink Jere [0:28]: :-D
ink Jere [0:23]: :-D
[0:11]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
eA.PlAyer [0:11]: wp
ink Webe [0:08]: ggs
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:19)
[Intermission]: eatoNy disconnected
ink Jere [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: eA.xAeee disconnected
[Intermission]: eAesSe :> disconnected
[Intermission]: ink Jere disconnected
[Intermission]: ink Artstar disconnected
[Intermission]: eALOLPLAYER disconnected

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  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

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Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.