identikal norwayn kunts vs dMon eSports (2814 views)

gb Artstar
fi devix
be Jere
fi Olden
fi olBaa
fi Webe
pl b3lka
pl dialer
pl hunter
pl Abject
pl WuT
pl Kirej

ET United 6on6 ODC #9
Semi Final - Bo3

#ET:U - Facebook - Group
11.06.15 21:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ink Jere 42 kills
Killing Spree dMon.Abj 7 frags without being killed
Accountant ink Jere 105% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! dMon.WuT 15 gibs
...and stay dead! dMon.D!4L3R 46% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning dMon.WuT 31 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! dMon.belka 31 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ink Jere 130 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! dMon.WuT 314 damage per frag
What objective? dMon.meehow 251 XP
Red Shirt ink devix 51 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ink devix 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore OLBAA @rockit 180 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ink Webe 3 team kills
Gingerbread man dMon.WuT 16 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
dMon.WuT852234148150216755646221670/01/431/179/121849655
dMon.D!4L3R7917226331201445915008440/01/422/214/517715235
dMon.Abj9324738415009638266401480/06/231/211/916816274
dMon.meehow78251314070315597352682590/03/428/143/619313223
dMon.belka8918039441400125730439500/08/50/2031/914710044
dMon.jrk79220374610114598958001790/03/328/297/1116212345
dMon.84129321225263176036221317337970/022/3140/2955/1117212844
ink Webe8417837444036657359605040/02/429/249/917813545
OLBAA @rockit1032213433501854765878490/00/331/192/316117854
ink Jere10516742404014536243841240/017/50/2126/1112811068
ink devix3410318513218418176141690/00/415/254/15232144211
ink ^Wolden5617624437006443162661380/02/518/244/818514626
ink Artstar8218536448029571061193450/02/225/2311/1315913936
ink 741030191255312841317333622113290/023/2118/2356/1317414247
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
dMon.WuT113019200275696500/00/21/20/3DD/KDDDD/D
dMon.D!4L3R71335710021094108600/00/05/40/1DK/KKDDDKDK/
dMon.Abj4426490002889139600/00/04/40/3DDD/KDDDK/KKD
dMon.meehow100349910021297126400/01/17/41/2K/D/KKDKDDKKDKDDKK
dMon.belka75356850011234107300/02/20/44/1D/KKDDKKDDDKDK
dMon.jrk8544670001855108100/01/15/40/1DKDDKKKDD/KKD
dMon.642023149900106125686500/04/622/225/11
ink Webe624058100014461186580/00/25/40/3KDDKDDKDKDDXKD
OLBAA @rockit1255710810031705137800/00/09/51/0/KDKD/KK/KKKKKDKDD
ink Jere220461151001111251800/06/00/25/2KKK/DKKKKKKDKKDD
ink devix44154902117751321470/00/11/54/0KD/DTDKSDKDDKS
ink ^Wolden7152571003932833360/00/14/31/0KK/DDD/K/KKD
ink Artstar5723473013895889350/01/13/31/1KKDXK//K/DTDD
ink 97233394472211686561251760/07/522/2212/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
dMon.WuT11039111040141333932700/01/16/15/4KDKKDKKKK/DKDKTK/D/D/K
dMon.D!4L3R55295910009661355180/00/35/50/1KDDKDDKKDDDDKD
dMon.Abj1165576100113531106400/02/05/20/3KDDDKKDKDK/KK
dMon.meehow1003977101112511031640/00/17/31/2KDKDTKKDDDK/KKD
dMon.belka1003277200175483300/02/10/45/2KKKDDXKDDKDK/KD
dMon.jrk100426620011156130800/01/05/50/1DKDDKKXDKK/KD
dMon.97236434511028681365651920/06/628/2011/13
ink Webe10040991012153313941080/02/06/62/1KKDKKDKKDDT/KK/KDDD
OLBAA @rockit802345100179294000/00/04/30/1DKKDKDK/D
ink Jere11231981000130086900/03/20/36/3KDDKDKKDKKKDKDDKD
ink devix9171111001566143100/00/21/50/4DDDDD/DXDDDKD
ink ^Wolden62415800001146122600/00/25/60/0DKDDKDKDKDDKD
ink Artstar12860971001122895300/01/04/54/1KKKDK/DKDDKKKDKD
ink 8221237485015656568131080/06/620/2812/10
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
dMon.WuT107871514400226461428180/00/111/94/3K/KDKDDKKDKDD/KDDKDKXDKKKKKDKD
dMon.D!4L3R11150109801213211053260/01/18/62/0KD/DK/KDDKTKKDKKDKKD
dMon.Abj5074816000415302174540/01/26/71/3DKKDD/DKD/KDDDDKDKD/DK/K
dMon.meehow8170911300516491343900/02/17/40/1K/KKDK/DK/DKK/DDKK/D
dMon.belka10071131340021713109200/02/20/711/2KKDD/DKKDKK/KKDDKKDKDKDDKD
dMon.jrk586671211019991442400/00/17/50/4DKDDDDSKDKKD/DKDKKD
dMon.854186275201116985885322280/06/839/3818/13
ink Webe6943913100214641494360/00/18/71/3DKKDDDKKDKKD/K/KKDDDDD
OLBAA @rockit1509712810021549151600/00/112/40/1DKKK/K/DKKDDKKKDKDKK
ink Jere108491312201115311332490/08/20/56/4DKKDKKD/DKKDKDDKKDDTKKKKDD
ink devix4636613100213432145680/00/16/70/4DKD/DKDX/KDKDDDDKDKD
ink ^Wolden464361310039441541480/00/03/63/4DD/DDDK/KKDK/DDKDDK
ink Artstar803912152012170118302200/00/18/95/4KDKDDKK/KK/DTDKDKDKKKDDDDXDKD
ink 83307587480212853298584210/08/637/3815/20

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
dMon.WuT93671415501828211297790/00/013/50/2/K/KDKK/KK/DKKD/KT/DKKD/DKDK/K
dMon.D!4L3R75606820001210151400/00/04/62/3KDDDKDDKDDDKKKX
dMon.Abj190921910400226101964540/03/016/80/0KK/KKDDDKDKKKDKXKDKDKKKKKKK/DK
dMon.meehow461086132027177616301050/00/17/31/1KK//K/DDTDK//T/K/KDDD
dMon.belka8142131630082029139700/02/00/511/4/KKKKDD/KDDD/K/K/KKXKDD/K/K/KD
dMon.jrk856818217011297919691390/01/111/157/5DDDDDKKKDDDKKKDXKKDDDDKKKKDKKDK/KDKDDKDDT
dMon.9543776832304261342597713770/06/251/4221/15
ink Webe1005514141022213018863020/00/110/76/2DKKKKDKDKDKDT/DTKDKDDKKDKDKD/K
OLBAA @rockit6644812201214302044490/00/26/71/1KDKD/KKDKDDDK/TDDDDKK
ink Jere6041915000214191665750/00/10/119/2DDDDKDKDKXDK/KDKKDDKKDDD/
ink devix3835718100414972717540/00/07/80/7KD/DKD/KDKDKX/KDDKDDDD/DDD
ink ^Wolden5340815500014092666540/02/26/90/4KDDDKKDKDDKDDDDDKKDDDKD
ink Artstar73631115200318862447900/00/010/61/7K/DDD/KDKKDKDDKDKDKXKDDK/KD
ink 6527857891103139771134256240/02/639/4817/23

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Player Chats
dMon.WuT [Warmup]: H
dMon.WuT [Warmup]: MY
dMon.WuT [Warmup]: MY
dMon.WuT [Warmup]: my favourite apina
OLBAA @rockit [Warmup]: :D!
ink Webe [Warmup]: wut still worst tjer ive seen on 999
ink devix [Warmup]: wut wut in the butt
ink Jere [Warmup]: tax = kill & win game
ink Jere [Warmup]: good tax?
OLBAA @rockit [Countdown]: gl kurwawut
[8:14]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:14]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[7:14]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:22]: Main blast door opening!
[6:01]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:58
dMon.belka [Intermission]: gg
[0:59]: The Doors are opening!!
ink Jere [0:17]: gg
OLBAA @rockit [0:03]: gg
dMon.belka [0:00]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:58)
dMon.Abj [Intermission]: gg
dMon.WuT [Warmup]: buenos aires
dMon.Abj [Warmup]: after all this years its still funny :P
dMon.belka [Warmup]: ture story
dMon.meehow [Warmup]: siku
OLBAA @rockit [Warmup]: what does it even mean
ink Webe [Warmup]: abj less ET more school
dMon.Abj [Warmup]: ok :(
ink devix [Warmup]: i wouldnt go to school either if i had to ride a horse to get there
dMon.D!4L3R [Warmup]: roptlf
dMon.WuT [Warmup]: hehe
dMon.D!4L3R [Warmup]: last on server first to joke
dMon.WuT [Warmup]: nice one
dMon.WuT [Warmup]: hehehe
dMon.D!4L3R [Warmup]: btw can you put your real name
dMon.WuT [Warmup]: rekt
dMon.D!4L3R [Warmup]: would like to knwo who am i playing against
ink devix [Warmup]: sorry spent all the years u spent gaming having sex
ink devix [Warmup]: :S
dMon.WuT [Warmup]: well using your right hand
dMon.WuT [Warmup]: isn't the same as having sex with girl
ink Webe [Warmup]: devix is optimistic
dMon.D!4L3R [Warmup]: your oldman raping you aint sex bra
ink devix [Warmup]: x)
dMon.WuT [Warmup]: finptimistic
dMon.belka [Warmup]: let's go
dMon.WuT [Warmup]: :P
ink devix [Warmup]: it isnt?
dMon.belka [Warmup]: jere
dMon.D!4L3R [Warmup]: neither is masturbation
ink devix [Warmup]: felt like it to me
ink Webe [Countdown]: yeah uglynerd92
dMon.Abj [Countdown]: hf guys
dMon.belka [Countdown]: gl
dMon.meehow [Countdown]: gl
dMon.WuT [Countdown]: kurwaapina9999devilpolakfrompolandpl
ink devix [Countdown]: does sex with sheep count?
ink devix [14:56]: <mamut|JaKaZc> jezuz fucking christ
dMon.D!4L3R [14:50]: if thats what you call your mom
dMon.D!4L3R [14:48]: than yea
[14:42]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
ink devix [14:41]: mom jokes 2015
ink devix [14:37]: thought they got old 2007 x)
[14:06]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
dMon.BloOdje [13:28]: hey guys speclock
dMon.BloOdje [13:27]: bugged
[13:25]: Axis team locked from spectators by ink Webe
[13:17]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
ink Jere [13:11]: its speclocked now
ink Jere [13:09]: right?
dMon.BloOdje [13:07]: yes
[12:53]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[12:50]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[12:42]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
dMon.Abj [12:14]: :d
[11:51]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[11:34]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[10:59]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[10:11]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[10:04]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[9:51]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
dMon.Abj [9:16]: Xd
dMon.Abj [9:14]: AGAIN
[8:34]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:25
[6:10]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
ink Jere [1:20]: :-D
ink Jere [0:40]: gg
ink Artstar [0:34]: wp
dMon.belka [0:02]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:25)
dMon.Abj [Intermission]: gg
ink Webe [Intermission]: ggs
ink ^Wolden [Intermission]: GG
[Intermission]: dMon.belka disconnected
ink devix [Intermission]: owned by skilled
[Intermission]: ink Jere disconnected
ink Artstar [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: OLBAA @rockit disconnected
[Intermission]: ink Webe disconnected
[Intermission]: dMon.BloOdje disconnected
[Intermission]: ink Artstar disconnected
[Intermission]: dMon.meehow disconnected
[Intermission]: ink olden disconnected
[Intermission]: ink devix disconnected

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