identikal norwayn kunts vs dMon eSports (2814 views)
Artstar
devix
Jere
Olden
olBaa
Webe
devix
Jere
Olden
olBaa
Webe
b3lka
dialer
hunter
Abject
WuT
Kirej
dialer
hunter
Abject
WuT
Kirej
11.06.15 21:30 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | ink Jere | 42 kills |
Killing Spree | dMon.Abj | 7 frags without being killed |
Accountant | ink Jere | 105% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | dMon.WuT | 15 gibs |
...and stay dead! | dMon.D!4L3R | 46% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | dMon.WuT | 31 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | dMon.belka | 31 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | ink Jere | 130 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | dMon.WuT | 314 damage per frag |
What objective? | dMon.meehow | 251 XP |
Red Shirt | ink devix | 51 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | ink devix | 11 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | OLBAA @rockit | 180 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | ink Webe | 3 team kills |
Gingerbread man | dMon.WuT | 16 /kills |
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dMon.WuT [Warmup]: | H |
dMon.WuT [Warmup]: | MY |
dMon.WuT [Warmup]: | MY |
dMon.WuT [Warmup]: | my favourite apina |
OLBAA @rockit [Warmup]: | :D! |
ink Webe [Warmup]: | wut still worst tjer ive seen on 999 |
ink devix [Warmup]: | wut wut in the butt |
ink Jere [Warmup]: | tax = kill & win game |
ink Jere [Warmup]: | good tax? |
OLBAA @rockit [Countdown]: | gl kurwawut |
[8:14]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[7:14]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[7:14]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:22]: | Main blast door opening! |
[6:01]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 3:58 |
dMon.belka [Intermission]: | gg |
[0:59]: | The Doors are opening!! |
ink Jere [0:17]: | gg |
OLBAA @rockit [0:03]: | gg |
dMon.belka [0:00]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:58) |
dMon.Abj [Intermission]: | gg |
dMon.WuT [Warmup]: | buenos aires |
dMon.Abj [Warmup]: | after all this years its still funny :P |
dMon.belka [Warmup]: | ture story |
dMon.meehow [Warmup]: | siku |
OLBAA @rockit [Warmup]: | what does it even mean |
ink Webe [Warmup]: | abj less ET more school |
dMon.Abj [Warmup]: | ok :( |
ink devix [Warmup]: | i wouldnt go to school either if i had to ride a horse to get there |
dMon.D!4L3R [Warmup]: | roptlf |
dMon.WuT [Warmup]: | hehe |
dMon.D!4L3R [Warmup]: | last on server first to joke |
dMon.WuT [Warmup]: | nice one |
dMon.WuT [Warmup]: | hehehe |
dMon.D!4L3R [Warmup]: | btw can you put your real name |
dMon.WuT [Warmup]: | rekt |
dMon.D!4L3R [Warmup]: | would like to knwo who am i playing against |
ink devix [Warmup]: | sorry spent all the years u spent gaming having sex |
ink devix [Warmup]: | :S |
dMon.WuT [Warmup]: | well using your right hand |
dMon.WuT [Warmup]: | isn't the same as having sex with girl |
ink Webe [Warmup]: | devix is optimistic |
dMon.D!4L3R [Warmup]: | your oldman raping you aint sex bra |
ink devix [Warmup]: | x) |
dMon.WuT [Warmup]: | finptimistic |
dMon.belka [Warmup]: | let's go |
dMon.WuT [Warmup]: | :P |
ink devix [Warmup]: | it isnt? |
dMon.belka [Warmup]: | jere |
dMon.D!4L3R [Warmup]: | neither is masturbation |
ink devix [Warmup]: | felt like it to me |
ink Webe [Countdown]: | yeah uglynerd92 |
dMon.Abj [Countdown]: | hf guys |
dMon.belka [Countdown]: | gl |
dMon.meehow [Countdown]: | gl |
dMon.WuT [Countdown]: | kurwaapina9999devilpolakfrompolandpl |
ink devix [Countdown]: | does sex with sheep count? |
ink devix [14:56]: | <mamut|JaKaZc> jezuz fucking christ |
dMon.D!4L3R [14:50]: | if thats what you call your mom |
dMon.D!4L3R [14:48]: | than yea |
[14:42]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
ink devix [14:41]: | mom jokes 2015 |
ink devix [14:37]: | thought they got old 2007 x) |
[14:06]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
dMon.BloOdje [13:28]: | hey guys speclock |
dMon.BloOdje [13:27]: | bugged |
[13:25]: | Axis team locked from spectators by ink Webe |
[13:17]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
ink Jere [13:11]: | its speclocked now |
ink Jere [13:09]: | right? |
dMon.BloOdje [13:07]: | yes |
[12:53]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[12:50]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[12:42]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
dMon.Abj [12:14]: | :d |
[11:51]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[11:34]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[10:59]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[10:11]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[10:04]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[9:51]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
dMon.Abj [9:16]: | Xd |
dMon.Abj [9:14]: | AGAIN |
[8:34]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 6:25 |
[6:10]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
ink Jere [1:20]: | :-D |
ink Jere [0:40]: | gg |
ink Artstar [0:34]: | wp |
dMon.belka [0:02]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:25) |
dMon.Abj [Intermission]: | gg |
ink Webe [Intermission]: | ggs |
ink ^Wolden [Intermission]: | GG |
[Intermission]: | dMon.belka disconnected |
ink devix [Intermission]: | owned by skilled |
[Intermission]: | ink Jere disconnected |
ink Artstar [Intermission]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | OLBAA @rockit disconnected |
[Intermission]: | ink Webe disconnected |
[Intermission]: | dMon.BloOdje disconnected |
[Intermission]: | ink Artstar disconnected |
[Intermission]: | dMon.meehow disconnected |
[Intermission]: | ink olden disconnected |
[Intermission]: | ink devix disconnected |
These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on.
You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:
- Server crash / restart
- Players reconnecting with new ids
- Too many random renames between rounds
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of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.