huan vs identikal norwayn kunts (2632 views)

de Lo0$eR
de eRRoR
de sunni
fi Hevimies
fi Rong
fi Silveri
28.07.15 14:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth INK HEVIMIES 55 kills
Killing Spree INK HEVIMIES 4 frags without being killed
Accountant INK HEVIMIES 141% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! INK NINJATAISTELIJA 16 gibs
...and stay dead! INK NINJATAISTELIJA 36% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning INK NINJATAISTELIJA 22 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! huan.Looser 4 SPAM kills
Fragstealer INK HEVIMIES 173 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! huan.eRRoR 308 damage per frag
What objective? INK NINJATAISTELIJA 154 XP
Red Shirt huan.eRRoR 69 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? huan.eRRoR 7 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore INK HEVIMIES 173 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut INK HEVIMIES 2 team kills
Gingerbread man huan.eRRoR 11 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
INK NINJATAISTELIJA88154455116005101698543750/02/422/170/522616847
INK HEVIMIES141153553960210917267032900/05/319/84/116717244
INK moTIVE5014426524004531073891960/01/315/210/320414237
INK 8945112614226021924651226355610/08/356/214/319916146
huan.eRRoR2912420695011159627853700/03/413/182/429811427
huan.Looser7615334456001169317556360/03/117/154/020416834
huan.sunni641533758700997429242540/04/315/223/026315946
huan.534309117218013122635246511600/010/345/229/025514736
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
INK NINJATAISTELIJA1081926241100051433579350/00/25/30/0KDKDKDDDKK
INK HEVIMIES1753135202002556436741390/01/03/22/0DK/KDKKK/K
INK moTIVE442811252000206625251600/00/11/10/0DDK
INK 109787269150021277397783340/01/39/62/0
huan.eRRoR1712739100225813836540/01/03/30/2DKK/DDK/KDD
huan.Looser59341322200131283916360/01/02/30/0KKDK/DD
huan.sunni48141531100240695021180/01/11/30/0DK/K/DDD
huan.4160359240059778127731080/03/16/90/2
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
INK NINJATAISTELIJA374761630022193281900/00/16/80/5KDDDK/DKKDDDDKDDDD/DDK
INK HEVIMIES166601063022152011571510/01/010/31/1KKKTKDK/KKDDTKK/KD
INK moTIVE405461510011636267000/00/16/130/2DXDDD/KDDDDXDDKDKDDKDKK
INK 8116122377025534966461510/01/222/241/8
huan.eRRoR4156512201517831627160/00/05/61/1DKK//D/DD/K/KKDTDD
huan.Looser12760141130061720134500/01/09/54/0DKKK/KDKK/KK//DKDKKK/KK/D
huan.sunni81691316400631432377180/01/19/103/0DKDDK/K/DKDDK//KKK/KDKDKDKKX/D
huan.8318532399011766465349340/02/123/218/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
INK NINJATAISTELIJA118881311200328332145400/02/111/60/0KDKKKK/KK/KDKDKDK/DDDKDK
INK HEVIMIES7662101310062088187200/03/36/31/0DKK/K/K/KDK/KK/KDDDDK/D
INK moTIVE7562912100316082194360/01/18/70/1D/K/DK/DDKKKDKDKDKKDD
INK 9021232364001265296211760/06/525/161/1
huan.eRRoR445681820041598239000/02/45/91/1KDDDDKDDD/DKKDDKD/D/KD/DKK
huan.Looser585971210042083229500/01/16/70/0/DDDK/DDKK/DKKDK/DK
huan.sunni8170911200125301844180/02/15/90/0KKDDD/DDKKDDKKKKDDKD
huan.611852441500962116529180/05/616/251/1

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Player Chats
[9:12]: The Doors are opening!!
[8:59]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[8:59]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
huan.sunni [7:45]: fickt euch
[7:43]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:16 (original: 10:00)
INK NINJATAISTELIJA [Intermission]: ich bin schnappi
huan.Looser [Intermission]: clown
[11:34]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:13]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:07]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[11:07]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[11:04]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:52]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[10:46]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:21]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:16]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[10:16]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[10:06]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
huan.sunni [9:54]: wtf
huan.sunni [9:52]: so unhit
[9:33]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:22]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[9:06]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:01]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:43]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:26]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
huan.sunni [6:46]: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
huan.sunni [6:45]: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
[6:41]: Hans connected
[6:28]: Bio disconnected
[6:12]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:06]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:09]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:44]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[4:44]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:15
INK HEVIMIES [Intermission]: jeejee
huan.sunni [Warmup]: SUPERMAN!
[6:30]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[6:17]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[6:08]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[4:13]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[4:10]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
huan.eRRoR [3:40]: pause...
[3:40]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
INK HEVIMIES [3:40]: very important pause
[3:40]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
huan.eRRoR [3:40]: Unpause...
[3:40]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[3:40]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
huan.sunni [3:40]: halt die fresse
[3:40]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[3:40]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[3:40]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[3:40]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
INK HEVIMIES [3:40]: daidai
[3:40]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[3:40]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[3:40]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[3:40]: FIGHT!
huan.Looser [3:39]: schnauye
[3:21]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:09]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[2:18]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[1:29]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[1:29]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[1:28]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:16]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:11]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:25]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:22]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:11]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:11]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
INK HEVIMIES [0:04]: usain bolt
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:15)
[Intermission]: INK HEVIMIES disconnected
INK NINJATAISTELIJA [Intermission]: gege
[Intermission]: INK NINJATAISTELIJA disconnected
[Intermission]: huan.Looser disconnected
[Intermission]: huan.eRRoR disconnected
[Intermission]: huan.sunni disconnected

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