We pwn all vs 30 seconds to MARS (2979 views)

pl Elviss
pl SkyLine
pl w1lko
nl mENACE
ro Damon
fi Webe
31.07.15 23:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth damon #30stm 66 kills
Killing Spree Webe #30stm 5 frags without being killed
Accountant damon #30stm 143% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! wPa|Elviss! 15 gibs
...and stay dead! wPa|Elviss! 32% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning damon #30stm 61 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! wPa|SkyLine 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer damon #30stm 161 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! wPa|w1lko 285 damage per frag
What objective? damon #30stm 373 XP
Red Shirt wPa|SkyLine 66 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? wPa|w1lko 16 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore damon #30stm 194 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut wPa|w1lko 1 team kills
Gingerbread man wPa|SkyLine 14 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
wPa|Elviss!82283475715019822792511510/01/445/392/517516247
wPa|SkyLine61333406630014901093531980/02/330/438/722514236
wPa|w1lko33213226610112638792871940/01/120/491/5290141216
wPa|5882910918919023523624278915430/04/195/4911/5230148310
mENACE #30stm9134240431110874606501760/02/130/308/318714858
damon #30stm143373664680081069590131880/01/261/324/416219652
Webe #30stm1072974845600997368110220/05/138/315/420318056
#30stm114101215413425102527891236242860/08/1129/3117/418417555
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wPa|Elviss!1501092114800431272521360/00/119/72/2K/KKK/KKKDKKDK/DKDKKKDKK/KDKKDKDKDD
wPa|SkyLine681131319100628163026360/02/38/93/1DKDDKK/KK/KDKDK/KDDD/DKK//KDDDKD
wPa|w1lko3154516100412021939170/00/05/100/2/D/KD/K/KDDDDDKDKDDDD
wPa|83276394910001471457486890/02/432/265/5
mENACE #30stm681191116210122282206580/01/07/123/3KDDDDDDDDKDDKKSKDK/DDDKDKKKK
damon #30stm107103141320012357232900/01/111/102/1DKDKKDDKDDKKKDDKDKDDKKKDKK/
Webe #30stm71911014300229012610180/02/18/100/1DK/DDDKKDKKKDKKDD/DDDKKD
#30stm823133543710474867145760/04/226/325/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wPa|Elviss!829714174012267328181150/01/014/140/1KKDDKDKTDKDKKDDDKDDDK/KKK/DDKDDK
wPa|SkyLine59901322000225362655720/00/010/173/3DDKDKDDDKDKDDDKKK/DDDKDDDDKDDK/KDKK
wPa|w1lko509291800052371289900/01/07/141/0DKDXDDKDKKD/K/DK/DD/DDKKDK/D
wPa|6427936574019758083721870/02/031/454/4
mENACE #30stm7893111420042051190300/00/19/92/0KKKDDK/KD/D/KDKDK/KKKDDDD
damon #30stm1461122215200232142829180/00/122/100/2DKDKKDDKKKKDKKDDKDKKK/DKKK/KKDKDKKDKD
Webe #30stm10095151500023107284800/00/013/112/2KKDKKDKDDDKK/DKDK/KDKKDDDDKKKD
#30stm1083004844400883727580180/00/244/304/4
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wPa|Elviss!4677122630032427391200/00/312/180/2K/KD/DKDKDDDDDDDKDDDDDK/DKDKDDKDDKKDKD
wPa|SkyLine561301425200636583672900/00/012/172/3DDDDK//DDXKKKDKDKD/DDKDK/DDDDKKKDK/KD/KD
wPa|w1lko25678320013281444491770/00/18/250/3KD/KDKDTDKDDKDKDDDDDD/K/DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDKD
wPa|422743483501128899120332670/00/432/602/8
mENACE #30stm1381301813700331812392180/01/014/93/0DKKKKKDDKDK/K/KKDKKKDKDKDKKK/DD
damon #30stm16615830184005512438551700/00/028/122/1K/KDKDKDKDKDDKKKKK/KDKKKKDK/KKK/K/KKKDKKDDKKDKDK
Webe #30stm143111231630053728265240/03/017/103/1DKK/DK/DKDKKKKDKK/DKKK/K/KDKKKDKDKDKKKD
#30stm14939971471400131203388991920/04/059/318/2

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Player Chats
wPa|Elviss! [Warmup]: hfhfhfhffhfhfhfhfh guys
damon #30stm [Warmup]: hf
damon #30stm [Warmup]: fh
damon #30stm [Warmup]: pls
damon #30stm [Warmup]: :D
mENACE #30stm [Warmup]: :>
damon #30stm [Warmup]: skyline rup
damon #30stm [Warmup]: kurwa
wPa|SkyLine [Warmup]: i cant
damon #30stm [Warmup]: ja pierdole
wPa|w1lko [Warmup]: :D
wPa|SkyLine [Warmup]: webe
wPa|SkyLine [Warmup]: u fucking trash
mENACE #30stm [Warmup]: :>
Webe #30stm [Countdown]: fuck you cunt
damon #30stm [Countdown]: hf
wPa|Elviss! [Countdown]: hfhfhffh
wPa|Elviss! [Countdown]: gl webe
wPa|Elviss! [Countdown]: your mother drunk
wPa|w1lko [Countdown]: :*
wPa|w1lko [Countdown]: gl & hf :D
mENACE #30stm [10:30]: grapjas?
[9:23]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:36]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:33]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:29]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:16]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:11]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[7:05]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:02]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:01]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:37]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:27]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:23]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:02]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[3:45]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
mENACE #30stm [3:23]: 5-14
wPa|SkyLine [3:23]: gg
mENACE #30stm [3:18]: :>
wPa|w1lko [3:17]: 5/16
wPa|SkyLine [3:17]: and
wPa|SkyLine [3:17]: ?
[2:43]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:16
mENACE #30stm [Intermission]: 5-16
mENACE #30stm [Intermission]: :<>
damon #30stm [Intermission]: <3
damon #30stm [Countdown]: hfhf
Webe #30stm [Countdown]: Is this lag because of CGAC takes SS
[8:49]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
wPa|SkyLine [7:03]: xd
wPa|SkyLine [7:02]: XD
mENACE #30stm [7:02]: grapjas?
wPa|SkyLine [7:02]: XD
wPa|SkyLine [7:02]: XD
wPa|SkyLine [7:01]: XD
wPa|SkyLine [7:01]: XD
mENACE #30stm [7:01]: :>
wPa|SkyLine [7:00]: XD
[6:10]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:07]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[5:25]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
mENACE #30stm [5:07]: :>
[5:02]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:35]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[4:12]: The Tank has been repaired!
mENACE #30stm [3:57]: :>
[3:51]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[3:44]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:03]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
wPa|SkyLine [1:34]: gg
mENACE #30stm [1:31]: :>
[0:40]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
mENACE #30stm [0:35]: :>
damon #30stm [0:32]: WP
mENACE #30stm [0:31]: :>
mENACE #30stm [0:31]: :>
mENACE #30stm [0:31]: :>
mENACE #30stm [0:31]: :>
mENACE #30stm [0:31]: :>
mENACE #30stm [0:31]: :>
mENACE #30stm [0:23]: :>
mENACE #30stm [0:23]: grapjas?
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:16)
wPa|Elviss! [Intermission]: ggs
damon #30stm [Intermission]: gg
[11:33]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:17]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:36]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[10:14]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:58]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[8:13]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
mENACE #30stm [7:11]: grapjas?
mENACE #30stm [7:11]: grapjas?
[7:10]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[7:10]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[6:48]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:24]: Axis have returned the objective!
[5:24]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:48]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:29]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:03]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:42]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:47]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
mENACE #30stm [2:46]: :>
[2:22]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:10]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:16]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:16]: Axis have returned the objective!
[1:07]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
Webe #30stm [0:56]: xD
[0:40]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:32]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:29]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:27]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
mENACE #30stm [0:11]: :>
[0:10]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
damon #30stm [0:09]: GG
wPa|Elviss! [0:07]: true
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
wPa|SkyLine [Intermission]: damon power
wPa|SkyLine [Intermission]: :D
[Intermission]: wPa|w1lko disconnected
wPa|SkyLine [Warmup]: thx for game cya
Webe #30stm [Warmup]: ggs?
wPa|SkyLine [Warmup]: good niht
damon #30stm [Warmup]: GG

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