Juntos Zemos Machos vs Shortbus (3323 views)
aureon
mENACE
uYop
Patrik
Ghost
Tecno
mENACE
uYop
Patrik
Ghost
Tecno
CrimZon
detdet
dynasty
Foreigner
min
Tomun
detdet
dynasty
Foreigner
min
Tomun
02.08.15 20:00 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | |SB|-detdet. | 139 kills |
Killing Spree | |SB|-ooooluap | 5 frags without being killed |
Accountant | |SB|-detdet. | 109% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | |SB|-detdet. | 51 gibs |
...and stay dead! | |SB|-detdet. | 37% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | JZM.UYOP | 101 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | |SB|-detdet. | 85 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | JZM...mENACE | 143 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | JZM^B.PATRIK | 199 damage per frag |
What objective? | |SB|-ooooluap | 688 XP |
Red Shirt | |SB|-detdet. | 128 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | |SB|-min. | 11 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | JZM.tEchno | 182 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | |SB|-Dynasty. | 12 team kills |
Gingerbread man | |SB|-detdet. | 54 /kills |
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JzM.GH0$T [Warmup]: | Min i hate u |
JZM...mENACE [Warmup]: | :D |
|SB|-Foreigner. [Warmup]: | we can't figure out tags |
|SB|-Foreigner. [Warmup]: | after 30 minutes |
JZM^B.PATRIK [Warmup]: | i cant play with this ping lol |
|SB|-Foreigner. [Warmup]: | 153 |
JZM^B.PATRIK [Warmup]: | like 48 so |
|SB|-Foreigner. [Warmup]: | ghost turn the torrent of |
|SB|-Foreigner. [Warmup]: | *off |
JzM.GH0$T [Warmup]: | i wish do that, my brother in law is doing it :S im so mad now |
|SB|-ooooluap [Warmup]: | :( |
|SB|-Foreigner. [Warmup]: | :< |
JZM.UYOP [Warmup]: | min ? |
JzM.GH0$T [Warmup]: | now is stable xD |
|SB|-min. [Warmup]: | yes |
JZM.UYOP [Warmup]: | rup ? |
|SB|-min. [Warmup]: | I am on my way |
JzM.GH0$T [Warmup]: | i love this ping but :S |
JzM.GH0$T [Warmup]: | move min, b4 he start an other download :P |
JZM.UYOP [Countdown]: | hfhfhf |
JZM...mENACE [Countdown]: | shoutout patrik nbs starr |
JzM.GH0$T [Countdown]: | gl hf :D |
[14:58]: | Axis team locked from spectators by |SB|-detdet. |
[14:36]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
JZM...mENACE [12:43]: | :D |
[11:19]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[11:17]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:54]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[10:54]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[10:54]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[10:54]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[10:54]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
[10:54]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
[10:54]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
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[10:54]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[10:54]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[10:54]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[10:54]: | FIGHT! |
[9:43]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
JZM...mENACE [9:38]: | :D |
JZM...mENACE [9:37]: | :D |
JZM...mENACE [9:37]: | :D |
JZM...mENACE [9:37]: | :D |
[9:01]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[7:59]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[7:55]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
JZM^B.PATRIK [7:22]: | wtf |
[6:27]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[6:25]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[6:01]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
JZM...mENACE [5:23]: | :D |
[4:34]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[4:34]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[4:33]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
JZM...mENACE [4:23]: | :D |
[4:19]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
JZM...mENACE [2:17]: | :D |
JZM...mENACE [2:17]: | :D |
JZM...mENACE [2:17]: | :D |
JZM...mENACE [2:15]: | fragmovie |
[0:46]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 14:13 |
JZM...mENACE [Intermission]: | GG |
JZM^B.PATRIK [Intermission]: | -_- |
JZM...mENACE [Warmup]: | brb toi,le |
|SB|-min. [Warmup]: | menace |
JZM^B.PATRIK [Warmup]: | brb 2 |
JZM^B.PATRIK [Warmup]: | min |
|SB|-min. [Warmup]: | bro |
JzM.GH0$T [Warmup]: | ? |
|SB|-min. [Warmup]: | fuck it then im smoke |
JzM.GH0$T [Warmup]: | Dont do itt |
JzM.GH0$T [Warmup]: | smoke is bad for ur health xD |
JzM.GH0$T [Warmup]: | btw i hate u min |
JZM^B.PATRIK [Warmup]: | rdy noob |
[13:55]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[13:41]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[13:40]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[13:40]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[13:40]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[13:40]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[13:40]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[13:40]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
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[13:40]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[13:40]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[13:40]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[13:40]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[13:40]: | FIGHT! |
JZM^B.PATRIK [10:40]: | fu |
[10:27]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[9:56]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[9:27]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[8:37]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[8:05]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:48]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[6:18]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[6:14]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[4:53]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall! |
[3:16]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[2:40]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[2:12]: | The Crane Controls have been destroyed. |
[0:54]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[0:54]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[0:53]: | The Crane Controls have been destroyed. |
[0:40]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (14:13) |
JZM...mENACE [Intermission]: | gg |
|SB|-Foreigner. [Warmup]: | You have 50000 on |JzM| |
|SB|-Foreigner. [Warmup]: | Possible win 263000 |
JZM...mENACE [Warmup]: | :D |
JZM...mENACE [Warmup]: | :D |
JZM.UYOP [Warmup]: | :D |
|SB|-Foreigner. [Warmup]: | why are you fragging me if you're not ready |
JzM.GH0$T [Warmup]: | we r ready |
JzM.GH0$T [Warmup]: | oool |
|SB|-detdet. [Warmup]: | no youre not |
JzM.GH0$T [Warmup]: | isnt |
|SB|-detdet. [Warmup]: | :> |
JzM.GH0$T [Countdown]: | xD |
JZM.UYOP [Countdown]: | :D |
JzM.GH0$T [Countdown]: | :P |
JZM.UYOP [Countdown]: | hf |
JzM.GH0$T [Countdown]: | gl hf |
[14:54]: | JZM...mENACEcalled a vote. |
JZM...mENACE [14:52]: | 1 999 |
[14:52]: | Vote passed! |
[14:52]: | *** Match Reset! *** |
JZM...mENACE [Warmup]: | nvm, |
|SB|-Foreigner. [Warmup]: | no one is 999 |
JZM.UYOP [Warmup]: | was |
|SB|-ooooluap [Warmup]: | brb ordering chinese |
JzM.GH0$T [Warmup]: | sushi 4 me plz |
JZM^B.PATRIK [Warmup]: | xd |
[14:45]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[14:27]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[14:24]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
[14:14]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[13:57]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[13:41]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[12:52]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[12:41]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[12:25]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[11:40]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[11:36]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
[11:05]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
[9:57]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 5:02 |
JZM...mENACE [Intermission]: | wp |
[4:08]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[4:06]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
[3:58]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[3:42]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[3:27]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[3:00]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[2:56]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[2:51]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[2:43]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[1:56]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[1:40]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[1:16]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[0:50]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:02) |
|SB|-Foreigner. [Intermission]: | tails |
|SB|-Foreigner. [Warmup]: | let's play bremen |
|SB|-detdet. [Warmup]: | wanna just play bremen |
JZM^B.PATRIK [Warmup]: | so rdy |
JZM...mENACE [Warmup]: | then why the fuck you toke so long |
JZM...mENACE [Warmup]: | i knew we gonna play this |
|SB|-Foreigner. [Warmup]: | because we wanted to play missile |
JZM...mENACE [Warmup]: | im from the future |
|SB|-min. [Warmup]: | bro |
JZM...mENACE [14:29]: | [21:35] <Sinnsyk> and change this leanstyle man |
[13:12]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[12:52]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[12:41]: | The side door has been destroyed! |
[12:28]: | The main gate has been destroyed! |
[10:01]: | The Wooden Barrier has been constructed. |
[9:21]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
|SB|-Foreigner. [8:52]: | peace |
[7:52]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[7:26]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:37]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
|SB|-min. [6:37]: | fore 999 |
[6:36]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[6:36]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
JZM...mENACE [6:37]: | yo thx guys |
[6:36]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[6:36]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
JZM...mENACE [6:37]: | im off |
[6:36]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[6:36]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[6:36]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[6:36]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[6:36]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
|SB|-Foreigner. [6:37]: | cu |
[6:36]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
JZM...mENACE [6:37]: | can't play this anymore |
[6:36]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[6:37]: | JZM...mENACE disconnected |
[6:36]: | FIGHT! |
[6:12]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
|SB|-Foreigner. [6:12]: | are you getting a 6th |
[6:12]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[6:12]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[6:12]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[6:12]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[6:12]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[6:12]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[6:12]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
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[6:12]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[6:12]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[6:12]: | FIGHT! |
[5:55]: | The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started! |
[5:53]: | Allied team has gained access to the truck! |
JZM^B.PATRIK [5:35]: | faggot |
[3:25]: | The Truck has been repaired! |
[2:07]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
[1:03]: | Allied team has escaped |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 13:56 |
JZM^B.PATRIK [Intermission]: | Ahyahahaa |
JZM.tEchno [Intermission]: | xD |
|SB|-ooooluap [Intermission]: | menace holding you back :) |
JZM.tEchno [Warmup]: | he is on ettv saying where are you |
[Countdown]: | Allies team unlocked by |SB|-ooooluap |
JZM.UYOP [13:28]: | :D |
JZM.UYOP [13:28]: | :D |
JZM.UYOP [13:28]: | :D |
JZM.UYOP [13:28]: | :D |
[11:49]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[11:48]: | The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker! |
[11:36]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[11:22]: | The side door has been destroyed! |
[11:19]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[10:56]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[10:55]: | The main gate has been destroyed! |
[10:11]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[10:07]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:35]: | The Truck has been repaired! |
[9:28]: | The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started! |
[9:26]: | Allied team has gained access to the truck! |
JZM^B.PATRIK [9:11]: | gg |
[8:30]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
JZM.UYOP [7:36]: | gg |
JZM.tEchno [7:34]: | gg |
JzM.GH0$T [7:33]: | gg. |
JZM.tEchno [7:30]: | 6v5 :D |
[7:29]: | Allied team has escaped |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 6:27 (original: 13:56) |
|SB|-detdet. [Intermission]: | def worth the 2 hours |
|SB|-ooooluap [Intermission]: | :) |
JZM^B.PATRIK [Intermission]: | won cuz fucking ping gg |
JzM.GH0$T [Intermission]: | ty 4 the games guys |
[Intermission]: | |SB|-detdet. disconnected |
[Intermission]: | JZM.Aure disconnected |
[Intermission]: | |SB|-ooooluap disconnected |
|SB|-Dynasty. [Intermission]: | GG |
[Intermission]: | JZM.UYOP disconnected |
[Intermission]: | JZM.PATRIK disconnected |
[Intermission]: | JzM.GH0$T disconnected |
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