Hodor vs cat in a hat (4126 views)
SkyLine
buggs
IGLA
Malwina
Rifleman
Sklamak
buggs
IGLA
Malwina
Rifleman
Sklamak
smak
tomba
Swanidius
rsp
freddy
woott
tomba
Swanidius
rsp
freddy
woott
04.08.15 21:15 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | hodor.SkyLine | 104 kills |
Killing Spree | hodor. Rifleman | 7 frags without being killed |
Accountant | hodor.SkyLine | 103% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | hodor.SkyLine | 32 gibs |
...and stay dead! | hodor. buggs 8D | 34% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | hodor.SkyLine | 92 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | hodor. PRO8L3M? | 49 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | =^f.^f= raspebrry | 134 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | hodor. Sklamak | 217 damage per frag |
What objective? | hodor.SkyLine | 638 XP |
Red Shirt | =^0.^0= woott | 125 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | =^5.^5= Swanidius | 12 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | hodor. Malwina | 177 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | hodor. Rifleman | 11 team kills |
Gingerbread man | =^q.^q= smak | 40 /kills |
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hodor. buggs 8D [Warmup]: | =D |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | Swaniland? |
=^0.^0= woott [Warmup]: | poland? |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | [flag=Pussy] Swanidius |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | :{XD |
hodor. buggs 8D [Warmup]: | =D |
hodor. buggs 8D [Warmup]: | =D |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | :{XD |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | :{XD |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | :{XD |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | :{XD |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | :{XD |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | :{XD |
=^f.^f= raspebrry [Warmup]: | shoutout shan |
=^0.^0= woott [Warmup]: | buggs u coming to lan? |
=^0.^0= woott [Warmup]: | why not |
=^0.^0= woott [Warmup]: | we should have a beer |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | weed not beer |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | were not pathology |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | :{XD |
=^0.^0= woott [Warmup]: | brussels |
=^0.^0= woott [Warmup]: | not allowed |
=^..^== tOMBA [Warmup]: | long time no IGI |
hodor. buggs 8D [Warmup]: | i got work and training here |
hodor. buggs 8D [Warmup]: | im not drinking |
hodor. buggs 8D [Warmup]: | :P |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | tOMBA!!!!!!! |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | omfg tOMBA omg!! |
=^0.^0= woott [Warmup]: | we drink juice? |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | omg rsp omg :D! |
=^..^== tOMBA [Warmup]: | omg IGI omg |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | real cats |
=^..^== tOMBA [Warmup]: | rifleman |
hodor. Rifleman [Warmup]: | yo, sup? |
=^..^== tOMBA [Warmup]: | I was in Prague last week |
hodor. Rifleman [Warmup]: | What did you do there? |
hodor. Rifleman [Warmup]: | :XD |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | come to Praga in Warsa |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | w |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | :S |
hodor. buggs 8D [Warmup]: | =D |
hodor. buggs 8D [Warmup]: | =D |
=^..^== tOMBA [Warmup]: | drink beer and walk around like a true tourist |
hodor. Rifleman [Warmup]: | :Spectator: |
=^0.^0= woott [Warmup]: | freddy and me will come to warsaw next year summer |
=^0.^0= woott [Warmup]: | prepare igi |
=^..^== tOMBA [Warmup]: | the streets man |
=^0.^0= woott [Warmup]: | actually josefow |
=^..^== tOMBA [Warmup]: | they are SHIT |
=^..^== tOMBA [Warmup]: | all the roads are from like 19th century :P |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | rly? |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | Why? |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | :D |
=^..^== tOMBA [Warmup]: | also cops' sirens on 24/7 |
=^0.^0= woott [Warmup]: | holiday drivethrough |
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: | I'm Batman |
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: | we SkyLine PWN [Warmup]: amazing situation |
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: | we SkyLine PWN [Warmup]: fucking fintard with high ego and low+ skill |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | Swanidius, wanna see quotes where u called me cheaters after 4 times full in a road in GOLD with trick shot at 1st spawn ?:D |
hodor. buggs 8D [Warmup]: | =D |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | Ill find it @ gtv |
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: | fake quotes |
=^..^== tOMBA [Warmup]: | I remember that |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | Jes |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | :{XD |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | :{XD |
=^..^== tOMBA [Warmup]: | Swanidius mad on comms |
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: | Oops I'm not |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | go Pussydius go |
=^0.^0= woott [Warmup]: | on the phone with his mom |
hodor. buggs 8D [Warmup]: | he cleaning pussy now dont lie |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | typical Pussydius |
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: | I'm Batman |
=^0.^0= woott [Warmup]: | igi dont be too mean! |
hodor. buggs 8D [Countdown]: | hf |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Countdown]: | oki sry |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Countdown]: | hf |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Countdown]: | sry mom |
=^0.^0= woott [Countdown]: | gl hf! |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Countdown]: | :[ |
=^8.^8= Freddy [Countdown]: | shoutout yannick |
[10:17]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[10:09]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[9:39]: | Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker! |
[9:29]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:40]: | Allies have breached the Side Entrance! |
[7:54]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[6:28]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[4:54]: | Allies have secured the East Radar Parts! |
hodor. buggs 8D [0:01]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: | I'm Batman |
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: | Oops I'm not |
=^8.^8= Freddy [Warmup]: | smoke break? |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | after map? |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | as u wish :p |
=^0.^0= woott [Warmup]: | none of us smokes |
=^8.^8= Freddy [Warmup]: | i dont smoke wtf |
=^0.^0= woott [Warmup]: | ever seen a smoking cat? |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | My cat doesnt smoke aswell, coincidence? Don't think so |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | :{XD |
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: | I'm Batman |
hodor.SkyLine [Warmup]: | readyy freddy kruger |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Countdown]: | hf |
=^q.^q= smak [Countdown]: | glhf |
[11:36]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[10:01]: | Allies have breached the Side Entrance! |
hodor. Malwina [9:59]: | :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D |
hodor. Malwina [9:59]: | :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D |
hodor. Malwina [9:59]: | :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D |
hodor. Malwina [9:59]: | :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D |
[8:36]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[8:32]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
hodor. buggs 8D [8:29]: | =D |
[8:00]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[7:59]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
=^q.^q= smak [7:54]: | :d |
hodor. Rifleman [7:48]: | I wanna believe in your hitbox |
[7:01]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[7:00]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[6:59]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[6:46]: | Allies have secured the East Radar Parts! |
=^q.^q= smak [6:45]: | 3rd one made the trick :l |
[6:00]: | Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker! |
=^5.^5= Swanidius [2:32]: | wtf>D |
[2:11]: | Allies have secured the West Radar Parts! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 9:48 (original: 12:00) |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Intermission]: | gg's |
=^0.^0= woott [Warmup]: | freddy feeding the other cats |
hodor. Sklamak [Warmup]: | rup[w |
=^0.^0= woott [Warmup]: | freddy afk |
hodor. Sklamak [Warmup]: | hmmmm |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | Is it some kind of revenge for buggs smokes :D? |
=^q.^q= smak [Warmup]: | yeah sure :D |
hodor. buggs 8D [Warmup]: | o.) |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | Cats are so mean ... |
=^q.^q= smak [Warmup]: | but no, apparently he does pee for a long time |
=^0.^0= woott [Warmup]: | no he is feeding the cats |
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: | I'm Batman |
=^0.^0= woott [Warmup]: | he has cats at home |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | Ok brb sec |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | cats |
=^0.^0= woott [Warmup]: | yes sir? |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | 3v3 offi after :p? |
=^q.^q= smak [Warmup]: | gotta sleep |
=^0.^0= woott [Warmup]: | i doubt it |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | Oki |
=^0.^0= woott [Warmup]: | this will take 2 more maps though |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | Wanna play moar after gold? |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | missile?:p |
=^0.^0= woott [Warmup]: | it will be 2-2 then |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | Ah i see :p |
hodor. buggs 8D [Countdown]: | hf |
=^q.^q= smak [Countdown]: | glhf |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Countdown]: | hf |
[14:45]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[14:32]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[14:28]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
hodor. Malwina [13:26]: | TY CHUJU |
[10:44]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[10:41]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
[10:05]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[10:02]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[9:49]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[9:43]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[9:21]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[8:51]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[8:47]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[7:51]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [6:24]: | ok |
[3:45]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[2:35]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
[1:06]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
hodor.SkyLine [0:03]: | xD |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [0:03]: | :{XD |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [0:03]: | :{XD |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [0:03]: | :{XD |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [0:02]: | :{XD |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [0:02]: | :{XD |
[0:01]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 14:58 |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Intermission]: | ggs |
=^q.^q= smak [Intermission]: | gg |
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: | I'm Batman |
=^0.^0= woott [Countdown]: | shoutout harris |
hodor.SkyLine [Countdown]: | calvin? |
hodor.SkyLine [Countdown]: | haris? |
[14:43]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[14:27]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[14:23]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[11:58]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[11:55]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
[11:42]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[11:27]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[11:14]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[10:47]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[10:13]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[9:28]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
[9:26]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[9:11]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[9:02]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[8:50]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[8:46]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[8:39]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[8:11]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[8:00]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[7:51]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[7:09]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
=^5.^5= Swanidius [4:47]: | I'm Batman |
=^5.^5= Swanidius [4:47]: | I'm Batman |
=^5.^5= Swanidius [4:47]: | I'm Batman |
[2:49]: | Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post! |
[2:28]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
[2:22]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [2:20]: | :{XD |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [2:20]: | :{XD |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [2:20]: | :{XD |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [2:20]: | :{XD |
hodor. buggs 8D [1:05]: | gg |
hodor.SkyLine [0:58]: | gg |
=^5.^5= Swanidius [0:55]: | gg |
=^q.^q= smak [0:54]: | gg |
[0:53]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 14:05 (original: 14:58) |
=^0.^0= woott [Warmup]: | told ya |
hodor. Sklamak [Warmup]: | rup |
=^q.^q= smak [Warmup]: | crash |
hodor. Rifleman [Warmup]: | longest offi ever :D |
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: | not even close |
=^..^== tOMBA [Warmup]: | cats vs igi always long |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | shoutout to my fanboy Chk |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | Allah Akbar! |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | Im ready |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | Dont blade igi always |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | tOMBA mate |
=^..^== tOMBA [Warmup]: | I meant that the games are long |
=^..^== tOMBA [Warmup]: | not because of IGI |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | Problem? |
hodor. Rifleman [Warmup]: | Maybe let's make heads/tails who's the winner of this map? |
=^q.^q= smak [Warmup]: | i approve this |
=^q.^q= smak [Warmup]: | heads |
hodor.SkyLine [Warmup]: | where is your 6th? |
hodor. Rifleman [Warmup]: | tails then :D |
=^8.^8= Freddy [Warmup]: | smoking |
=^q.^q= smak [Warmup]: | crashed |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | #more_lies |
hodor. buggs 8D [Warmup]: | #more_pussy |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | #free_Pussydius |
hodor. Rifleman [Warmup]: | #more_F1 |
=^0.^0= woott [Warmup]: | oke this is it igi |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | :DD |
=^0.^0= woott [Warmup]: | no more love |
=^0.^0= woott [Warmup]: | u insult my bf |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | <3 |
=^8.^8= Freddy [Warmup]: | he insulted ur family too and u did nothing :< |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | :{XD |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | :{XD |
hodor. Rifleman [Warmup]: | smak it seems we're gonna play that shit :D |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | :{XD |
=^0.^0= woott [Warmup]: | did he? |
=^q.^q= smak [Warmup]: | yeah, less than 5 hours of sleep again |
=^8.^8= Freddy [Warmup]: | im sure he did, hes igi |
=^q.^q= smak [Warmup]: | gg |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | :D!? |
hodor. Rifleman [Warmup]: | same here |
hodor. Sklamak [Warmup]: | me too |
hodor. Rifleman [Warmup]: | got work tomorrow :D |
hodor. Sklamak [Warmup]: | easy man |
hodor. Sklamak [Warmup]: | :) |
=^q.^q= smak [Warmup]: | gotta quit ET again to get some sleep |
hodor. Sklamak [Warmup]: | :D |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | Can we start? |
=^0.^0= woott [Warmup]: | get igla as ur gf smak |
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: | I'm Batman |
=^..^== tOMBA [Warmup]: | IGI wont let you sleep |
hodor. Rifleman [Warmup]: | I've got like 6 hours now :D But it seems I'm gonna do 5 or 4 :D |
=^..^== tOMBA [Warmup]: | first we play |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: | No sleep till Brooklyn! |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Countdown]: | hf |
=^q.^q= smak [Countdown]: | aye |
=^q.^q= smak [Countdown]: | glhf |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Countdown]: | hf? |
=^..^== tOMBA [14:50]: | IGI |
[14:33]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[14:13]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[13:53]: | Allies have destroyed the Door Control! |
[12:34]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
[12:01]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[11:53]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[10:40]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[10:40]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
hodor.SkyLine [10:40]: | dzika tomba |
[10:40]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[10:40]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[10:40]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
[10:40]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
[10:40]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
[10:40]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
[10:40]: | Match resuming in 120 seconds! |
hodor.SkyLine [10:40]: | dont unpause |
hodor.SkyLine [10:40]: | plz |
[10:40]: | Match resuming in 105 seconds! |
hodor.SkyLine [10:40]: | ok |
hodor.SkyLine [10:40]: | we can |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [10:40]: | v51 |
[10:40]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[10:40]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[10:40]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[10:40]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[10:40]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[10:40]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[10:40]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[10:40]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[10:40]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[10:40]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[10:40]: | FIGHT! |
hodor.SkyLine [7:50]: | fuckign trash |
[7:02]: | Allies have transported the Power Supply! |
[7:00]: | Allies have activated the Gate Controls! |
[6:58]: | Magnetic seal deactivated - Gates opening! |
[6:30]: | The Rocket Controls have been dismantled. |
[6:26]: | Allies have transported the Rocket Control! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 8:33 |
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: | I'm Batman |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [7:39]: | n1 smak :D |
[7:32]: | Allies have destroyed the Door Control! |
=^q.^q= smak [7:32]: | spawned all the way back :P |
[7:27]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
hodor. buggs 8D [7:20]: | =D |
[6:40]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[6:35]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[5:14]: | Allies have transported the Power Supply! |
[5:11]: | Allies have activated the Gate Controls! |
[5:09]: | Magnetic seal deactivated - Gates opening! |
[3:50]: | The Rocket Controls have been dismantled. |
[3:45]: | Allies have transported the Rocket Control! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 4:47 (original: 8:33) |
=^q.^q= smak [Intermission]: | gg |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Intermission]: | gg |
=^0.^0= woott [Intermission]: | wp |
hodor. Sklamak [Intermission]: | GG |
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Intermission]: | wp |
[Intermission]: | hodor.SkyLine disconnected |
hodor. Sklamak [Intermission]: | thx |
[Intermission]: | hodor. Malwina disconnected |
hodor. Sklamak [Intermission]: | bb |
[Intermission]: | hodor. PRO8L3M? disconnected |
[Intermission]: | hodor. buggs 8D disconnected |
[Intermission]: | =^.^= smak disconnected |
[Intermission]: | sisutytto disconnected |
[Intermission]: | =^.^= tOMBA disconnected |
[Intermission]: | =^.^= Freddy disconnected |
[Intermission]: | =^.^= Swanidius disconnected |
[Intermission]: | =^.^= raspebrry disconnected |
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