Hodor vs cat in a hat (3063 views)

pl BloOdje
pl buggs
nl esSe
pl IGLA
be lio
pl SkyLine
fi hazz
fi tOMBA
fi Swanidius
fi rsp
nl Freddy
nl woott
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth hodor.SkyLine 89 kills
Killing Spree hodor.BloOdje :O) 8 frags without being killed
Accountant hodor.SkyLine 125% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! hodor.BloOdje :O) 25 gibs
...and stay dead! hodor.esSe 39% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning hodor.SkyLine 79 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! =^d.^d= raspberry 25 SPAM kills
Fragstealer =^d.^d= raspberry 100 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! hodor.lio:o 223 damage per frag
What objective? hodor.SkyLine 467 XP
Red Shirt =^0.^0= woott 87 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? hodor. PRO8L3M? 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore hodor.BloOdje :O) 180 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut hodor.esSe 6 team kills
Gingerbread man hodor.esSe 22 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
hodor.lio:o8939958631921191184996062590/03/545/3611/120414867
hodor.BloOdje :O)103466737125011314824126903140/02/468/474/820317986
hodor.esSe663715176201622904684508111/00/828/3617/12177110410
hodor.SkyLine124467897121161414481125074080/04/879/4312/616317475
hodor. PRO8L3M?5127837731203107006128271940/14/420/5517/10189176411
hodor.buggs 8D9538772761804131225193635160/03/851/4622/1117012359
hodor.88236838043011542191694576544325021/016/8291/4683/1118415268
=^5.^5= Swanidius9839780821603171088998502620/05/472/476/1213612075
=^0.^0= woott421853787142119528164002400/00/332/470/1714372211
=^d.^d= raspberry532784685141218624383884600/024/424/5725/121369856
=^..^== tOMBA86328768714121511039107781650/04/271/504/914512254
=^8.^8= Freddy43208307080514366261491010/01/328/366/161228829
= 6513962694116641383371144156512280/034/3227/3641/1613610047
=^2.^2= hazz541062546501631944018180/02/220/291/91288738
541062546501631944018180/02/220/291/91288738
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hodor.lio:o1611202113400536732411540/03/016/82/0/KDXKKKDKKKKKK/KDKDKDK/K/KDKDKK/KKD
hodor.BloOdje :O)1051312019600445623078580/01/118/131/1DK/DDK/KDKKKKK/KDKKDKDK/DKDKKDDKKKDDDKD
hodor.esSe50639185027248317831790/00/34/81/1/KD/T//D/DDKDKKDKDD/K/KXTKDKDD
hodor.SkyLine1461312215102736712601850/03/119/62/2K/DKDKKKKKKKDKK/KK/DKT/KDK/KDKDKTXK/KK/D
hodor. PRO8L3M?931021415100122262880360/00/014/130/1DKKKK/KKKDDKKDKDDDDKDKDKDDKDD
hodor.buggs 8D861021315600225101857670/02/17/114/2DKKDKDDKDDDK//KDKKXDKDKKDDKKD
hodor.107649999523042619125146104790/09/678/5910/7
=^5.^5= Swanidius801261721601431334103240/00/117/121/2K/KKDDKDKDD/KD/DKDKDDKDDKTKKKDKDDK/DDKK
=^0.^0= woott5076102041031759253500/00/210/130/1DKDDDDKDKS/DK/KDKDDKKDXDDDKD/KDD
=^d.^d= raspberry55931120201524942848380/03/36/113/0/DKKDDD/KKK/DDDDKDDKDKD//DDKTDKK
=^..^== tOMBA72901622500135143037360/01/114/191/3K/DDDKDKKDDDDKDDKDKDKDKKDDDKKXDDDKXKDKDK
=^8.^8= Freddy46112715202618452754530/01/17/61/2K/DDDDD//DKD/K/K/KDTTKDK
=^.^= 61497619819141912745152771510/05/854/616/8

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hodor.lio:o5376713400422772320180/00/27/70/0KK/KD/DDDD/K/DDDKDKK
hodor.BloOdje :O)8589121430042839253800/00/111/81/1DKKKKDDK/KDDKK/K/DDD/KDDKK
hodor.esSe3555617300510491735200/00/02/81/1DD/K//KDDDD//DDDDKKDKDK
hodor.SkyLine5054816200121752693360/00/37/121/1KXDDDDDKDDDKDDDKDKK/DKDKD
hodor. PRO8L3M?375361610001247299700/00/05/130/1DDKDDDDDDKDDKDDDKKKDDD
hodor.buggs 8D856212141014177816961810/01/03/99/1KT/KDK//DDKDKDKD/KDKDDKKKKD
hodor.58389519014011811365139792550/01/635/5712/5
=^5.^5= Swanidius1411311712301436172369980/02/115/51/2/DTDKK/KK/KDKDKKKKDKDKK/KKKKDD
=^0.^0= woott4738817100816181596680/00/04/80/2/KK/DKKKX/D/KD/KD//DXDD/KDD
=^d.^d= raspberry1060161500050000/01/013/71/3DDKD/KDKKKKDKK/KKKDKK/KKDD//KDD
=^..^== tOMBA50741326501531684616530/01/113/71/1KDXDDKK/DKD/KKK//KDTDKD/KKDKDKK
=^8.^8= Freddy54061100040000/00/04/32/3/DDKDKDKD/K//KKDD
=^.^= 80243608190226840385812190/04/249/305/11
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hodor.lio:o809416206114327526431510/00/210/127/1TDKKDDDKKDKDKDSKKDKDDDK/DD//KKKKDKK/D
hodor.BloOdje :O)721121622501437963803350/01/116/170/0D//DK/KDKDKKDDKDKKKDKKKDDDDDDKDDTKDKDK/
hodor.esSe6810415229111211328811530/00/310/176/3DDTKDKXKDDDKXDDKDKDDDDKDKDDDDKKKK/KDKDDKS
hodor.SkyLine157152301910113438135401690/00/127/124/2DKK/KKKKKDKDKDKKDKDKK/KKK/KKKDKDDSKDKTKDDDKKDKKKDDK
hodor. PRO8L3M?31657224004173227971580/00/10/147/5DKXKDDDKKDDKDKD/D/DDD/XD/KDDDDD
hodor.buggs 8D7910819243025357630431260/00/416/125/5KDKK/XTDKDDDDKTDKKDKKKDDDD//DDDKDK/KDDDXKKK/KKK
hodor.8163510312937362118873187077920/01/1279/8429/16
=^5.^5= Swanidius14014028207016413933781400/02/025/132/1/KK/KKDDKKKKKKKDKDD/DDTDKKKK/K/DKKDKK/KKKDKDKDKKD
=^0.^0= woott477110219113190422691720/00/09/110/6/DDKDKKDSDDKKDKTKDDD/D/DDDDDKKKD
=^d.^d= raspberry701141927100632962688360/07/05/187/4D/DKKXDDKDKDKKDKD/KDKDKKDKDDD/DKD/K/KDKK/KKDDDD
=^..^== tOMBA1131642522400843573125760/02/021/112/3/K/K/DKDKDKDKKK/KDDKK/DDKK/KKKKK/KKK/DKDKKDKDDD
=^8.^8= Freddy50961020601418173395480/00/09/102/6KDDTDKKDDD/KDK/KDD/K/DKKDKDDDDD
=^.^= 845859211027132715513148554720/011/069/6313/20
=^2.^2= hazz571061526500531944018180/01/114/150/6KDDDDDDDDKDK/KDDXDK/KXKK/KK/K/DDDDDKDKKDDKD
571061526500531944018180/01/114/150/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
hodor.lio:o821091417510626242232360/00/112/92/0//KDKDK/KKKKDXDDK/DD/KDKKKDSK/KD
hodor.BloOdje :O)156134251611001362732712210/00/123/92/6KD/KKDKKDKDKKKXKKXDDKDDKDKDKKKKKKKKDDKDDKKD
hodor.esSe11014921193039340120514591/00/212/39/7KK/KK/K/KD/D/TKKDKK/KXXKKKDKD/KDK/KTKDKDDT/KD
hodor.SkyLine13813029218033425436731180/01/326/135/1DKKDKK/DKK/KDTKKKTKKDKKKKKDTDKDKDDKDKKD/KDKKKKDDDKDKD
hodor. PRO8L3M?5058102060351801415300/14/31/1510/3K/DKDKD/TKK/KDXK/KDKKTKDTDDXK/DDDKDKKDXDDDDXD
hodor.buggs 8D12111528238012438727671420/00/325/144/3KDDKKDKX/KKKKKDKDDDKKDKDKKDTDDK/KKKKDKDKDDKDKKDDKKKDD
hodor.110695127116411102620094181479761/15/1399/6332/20
=^5.^5= Swanidius620182900030000/01/215/172/7/DKDKDKDD/KDKDDDDDKDDDDKKDKKDDKKDDDKDKDKDK/DKKD
=^0.^0= woott31092900050000/00/19/150/8/DKDDKDDKDD/KDDDKDKDDDD/KKD/DDDDDD/DKD
=^d.^d= raspberry0710231111245328523860/013/10/2114/5KKDDKDDDDDDDKKDDDDKDDDXDKKKKTKDKKKDK/KDDKDDK/KDKDKDKKKDKSDK
=^..^== tOMBA1290221701110000/00/023/130/2DKKKDKDKDKDKKDDSKDKKTKKKDKDKDDKKDDK/KKKD
=^8.^8= Freddy29072400200000/00/28/171/5DDDTXDDDDDDKDKDDKDXDTKDDDDKDKDKDD
=^.^= 50715612211241145328523860/014/655/8317/27
=^2.^2= hazz500102000110000/01/16/141/3DDDXT/DDDDDDKKKDXDKDDDKDDKKDKKK
500102000110000/01/16/141/3

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Player Chats
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: those cg ac lags :s
=^0.^0= woott [Warmup]: kapot wanted to play igla
=^0.^0= woott [Warmup]: kapot > esse
=^..^== tOMBA [Warmup]: this version lags less than the old one imo
hodor.SkyLine [Warmup]: fun
hodor.buggs 8D [Countdown]: hf
hodor.esSe [Countdown]: hf
=^0.^0= woott [Countdown]: gl
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Countdown]: I was happily watching harry potter and the philosopher stone
[11:38]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:08]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [11:05]: :D!
[11:04]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
hodor.buggs 8D [11:04]: =D
=^..^== tOMBA [10:56]: tap out IGI
[10:29]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
=^0.^0= woott [10:07]: fu
=^0.^0= woott [10:05]: homo
[9:40]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:35]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[9:07]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[8:58]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[8:56]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [8:44]: Lol:D
[7:33]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[Intermission]: =^.^= hazz disconnected
[Intermission]: =^.^= hazz connected
[Intermission]: =^.^= hazz disconnected
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: what
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: u high?
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Warmup]: bit
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[11:37]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:17]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:32]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
hodor. PRO8L3M? [10:18]: :{XD
hodor. PRO8L3M? [10:18]: :{XD
hodor. PRO8L3M? [10:17]: :{XD
=^0.^0= woott [10:16]: :DDD
hodor. PRO8L3M? [10:13]: :{XD
hodor. PRO8L3M? [10:13]: :{XD
hodor. PRO8L3M? [10:13]: :{XD
=^0.^0= woott [10:09]: u fool
[9:53]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
=^0.^0= woott [9:51]: :DDDD
[9:12]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:09]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
hodor.buggs 8D [7:01]: =D
[6:26]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
hodor.buggs 8D [3:58]: =D
hodor. PRO8L3M? [3:56]: :{XD
hodor. PRO8L3M? [3:56]: :{XD
=^5.^5= Swanidius [2:33]: gg
[2:33]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:26 (original: 12:00)
[Intermission]: =^.^= hazz disconnected
hodor.SkyLine [Intermission]: gg
hodor. PRO8L3M? [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: =^.^= hazz connected
[Intermission]: =^.^= hazz disconnected
[Intermission]: =^.^= hazz connected
hodor.BloOdje :O) [Warmup]: brb
=^8.^8= Freddy [Warmup]: smoking?
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: ofc
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: Oops I'm not
hodor.SkyLine [Warmup]: xd
=^2.^2= hazz [Warmup]: and I got excited for a quick start :<
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
hodor.buggs 8D [Warmup]: go go we got next offi
=^0.^0= woott [Warmup]: we are smoking
=^0.^0= woott [Warmup]: sorry
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: gonna be 3rd map
hodor.BloOdje :O) [Warmup]: 8D
[14:45]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
hodor.buggs 8D [13:09]: =D
hodor.buggs 8D [13:09]: =D
[13:06]: The Tank has been repaired!
[13:03]: The Tank has been damaged!
[12:07]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:56]: The Tank has been damaged!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [11:19]: u are an asshole:D
=^5.^5= Swanidius [11:17]: we SkyLine PWN [Warmup]: amazing situation
=^5.^5= Swanidius [11:17]: we SkyLine PWN [Warmup]: fucking fintard with high ego and low+ skill
hodor. PRO8L3M? [11:14]: fin|Swanidius'xD : fuck that rifle shot
hodor. PRO8L3M? [11:14]: fin|Swanidius'xD : u black horsecock
hodor. PRO8L3M? [11:14]: fin|Swanidius'xD : no words
hodor. PRO8L3M? [11:14]: fin|Swanidius'xD : kickban igla
hodor. PRO8L3M? [11:13]: fin|Swanidius'xD : riflecam confirmed
hodor. PRO8L3M? [11:13]: fin|Swanidius'xD : fuck that rifle shot
hodor. PRO8L3M? [11:13]: fin|Swanidius'xD : u black horsecock
[9:32]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
=^5.^5= Swanidius [9:31]: stop ddos:<
hodor.SkyLine [9:32]: rifle
hodor.SkyLine [9:32]: where u shot?
[9:31]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
hodor.BloOdje :O) [9:32]: MY GOSH
=^d.^d= raspberry [9:32]: near you
hodor.SkyLine [9:31]: i sellfkill
hodor.SkyLine [9:31]: xD
=^d.^d= raspberry [9:31]: dont
[9:31]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
=^d.^d= raspberry [9:31]: you are fine
[9:31]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
=^2.^2= hazz [9:31]: shoutout aciz shan skepty
hodor. PRO8L3M? [9:32]: can we already?
=^0.^0= woott [9:32]: shoutout hazz
=^5.^5= Swanidius [9:31]: Where did u launch urself esse:d
[9:31]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
=^2.^2= hazz [9:31]: shoutout hodor
hodor.esSe [9:31]: bank
=^0.^0= woott [9:32]: shoutout esseplayer
[9:31]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[9:31]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
hodor.BloOdje :O) [9:31]: Freddy from norway?
hodor.SkyLine [9:32]: fredyy kruger
[9:31]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
hodor.BloOdje :O) [9:32]: so scandinavian internet lagging
hodor.BloOdje :O) [9:31]: i have lags aswell
hodor.BloOdje :O) [9:31]: fine now
[9:31]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
=^0.^0= woott [9:31]: im pretty sure u met freddy on lan
=^0.^0= woott [9:32]: remember?
hodor. PRO8L3M? [9:31]: dont have much time
hodor. PRO8L3M? [9:32]: fin|Swanidius'xD : riflecam confirmed
hodor. PRO8L3M? [9:31]: fin|Swanidius'xD : fuck that rifle shot
hodor. PRO8L3M? [9:31]: fin|Swanidius'xD : u black horsecock
hodor. PRO8L3M? [9:32]: fin|Swanidius'xD : no words
hodor. PRO8L3M? [9:32]: fin|Swanidius'xD : kickban igla
hodor. PRO8L3M? [9:32]: fin|Swanidius'xD : riflecam confirmed
hodor.BloOdje :O) [9:31]: i think so
[9:31]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
hodor.SkyLine [9:32]: Swanidius : amazing situation
[9:31]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
=^0.^0= woott [9:32]: so then u know he isnt from norway
[9:31]: Match resuming in 75 seconds!
hodor.BloOdje :O) [9:31]: i couldn't remember
hodor.BloOdje :O) [9:32]: like many things from lan
=^0.^0= woott [9:32]: :D
=^0.^0= woott [9:31]: <3
[9:31]: Match resuming in 60 seconds!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [9:32]: never trust igi servers
[9:31]: Match resuming in 45 seconds!
=^0.^0= woott [9:31]: never trust esse
[9:31]: Match resuming in 30 seconds!
[9:32]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[9:32]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[9:32]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[9:32]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
hodor.esSe [9:32]: pls
[9:32]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[9:32]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[9:32]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[9:32]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[9:32]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[9:32]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[9:32]: FIGHT!
[9:25]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:23]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:18]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:08]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:22]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
hodor.buggs 8D [8:07]: =D
hodor.buggs 8D [8:07]: =D
[8:07]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:03]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:40]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:27]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:27]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:24]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
hodor.esSe [7:16]: :D!
[5:56]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[3:38]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
hodor.BloOdje :O) [2:14]: 8D
[2:13]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:46
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[12:32]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:15]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[12:09]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:23]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:17]: The Tank has been damaged!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [11:14]: WAT
=^5.^5= Swanidius [11:11]: WHAT THE FUCK?????????????????
=^5.^5= Swanidius [11:07]: THAT ISINT REAL
[6:02]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:00]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[5:33]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[5:10]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:05]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:54]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:43]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:33]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:30]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:15]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[3:29]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:26]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[1:15]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[1:14]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
hodor.BloOdje :O) [1:11]: gg
hodor. PRO8L3M? [1:10]: gg
hodor.SkyLine [1:09]: gg
hodor.buggs 8D [0:56]: <3
hodor.SkyLine [0:33]: not bad swani xD
hodor.SkyLine [0:32]: xD
hodor.SkyLine [0:32]: XD
hodor.BloOdje :O) [0:10]: 8D
hodor.BloOdje :O) [0:10]: 8D
hodor.BloOdje :O) [0:09]: 8D
hodor.BloOdje :O) [0:09]: 8D
hodor.BloOdje :O) [0:09]: 8D
[0:00]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:46)
[Intermission]: hodor.lio:o disconnected
[Intermission]: hodor.BloOdje :O) disconnected
[Intermission]: hodor.buggs 8D disconnected
[Intermission]: =^.^= raspberry disconnected
[Intermission]: hodor.esSe disconnected
[Intermission]: hodor. PRO8L3M? disconnected
hodor.SkyLine [Intermission]: w
[Intermission]: hodor.SkyLine disconnected

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