'xD Mixjump, vs cat in a hat (3370 views)

gb bird
gb jam
nl Sebhes
fi hazz
fi Swanidius
fi tOMBA
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth 'xD jamzz, 59 kills
Killing Spree 'xD jamzz, 8 frags without being killed
Accountant 'xD jamzz, 105% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! 'xD bird, 14 gibs
...and stay dead! =^5.^5= Swanidius 36% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning 'xD jamzz, 63 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! 'xD jamzz, 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer 'xD jamzz, 163 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! =^5.^5= Swanidius 215 damage per frag
What objective? 'xD jamzz, 488 XP
Red Shirt =^2.^2= hazz 78 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? =^5.^5= Swanidius 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore 'xD jamzz, 220 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut 'xD bird, 2 team kills
Gingerbread man 'xD bird, 20 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
'xD bird,812915668141220108499406920/06/442/351/419413635
'xD Sebhes,86463576680071024310362970/04/350/493/718015757
'xD jamzz,105488595612029973891923190/03/263/299/216516485
'xD 90124217219034143630830289605080/013/2155/2913/218015256
=^2.^2= hazz522174178810965347243180/04/632/555/71599248
=^..^== tOMBA7323051707021980087546560/02/248/473/215710835
=^5.^5= Swanidius58306396714009816310196180/03/533/533/2209152511
= 617531312152912372270524985920/09/5113/5311/217511748
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
'xD bird,7364111520081791152600/01/09/71/0K//KK/KDDKDKDKD/KK/K/D//DK
'xD Sebhes,138120181310013372302700/01/117/100/1KKKDKKDDDKKDKDKDDKD/KKDKKDDKKKK
'xD jamzz,50016925570023684162600/01/020/34/0K/KKKKKDKKKKKKKKDKK/KKKKKKDKKK
'xD 23735354331000118847617900/03/146/205/1
=^2.^2= hazz2774622510118642500180/00/15/161/3DSDKDDDDKDDKKDDDDDDDDKDK/DDD
=^..^== tOMBA5271101900042765317400/00/110/130/1DDDD/K/KDKDDDDDKKDKD/KDDKKK/D
=^5.^5= Swanidius315361900001550317300/01/15/170/1DDDDDKDDDKKKKKDDDDDDDDDDD
=^.^= 371982260510561798847180/01/320/461/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
'xD bird,100307720021123114900/02/05/50/2XK/DKKDKD/XDKKDK
'xD Sebhes,50564820018891155580/00/13/51/1D/DKKDDKDKDD
'xD jamzz,200646300218698262460/01/05/12/1TKKDK/DKKTK
'xD 11715017184024288131303040/03/113/113/4
=^2.^2= hazz87337800011423127900/01/26/40/1D/KKDKDKDDKDKKD
=^..^== tOMBA603535100192674700/00/03/40/0DKDK/DKD
=^5.^5= Swanidius572047000178185500/00/12/52/0KDDDK/KDKDD
=^.^= 6888142010033130288100/01/311/132/1
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
'xD bird,68115131901033492367000/01/312/120/1DDKKDDDKKDKDDDKDKKDKDSD//DKK/KKDD
'xD Sebhes,501361326400129703494390/00/111/212/3DDKDDDDDDDKDKKDKDKK/KDDKKDDKDDDKDDDDDDK
'xD jamzz,781821823500235613651720/00/217/181/1DKDKDKKD/KKDKDDKDDD/DKDKDKDDKKDKDDDKKKDKD
'xD 654334468910610023108151110/01/640/513/5
=^2.^2= hazz90110202230063247346400/03/015/152/1K/D/KKKDKDDKDKDK/DDKDKKKDKKDKD/DKDKKDDK/K/
=^..^== tOMBA10812425236021043173625560/02/023/122/1KKKDKKKDKK/K/KDTDKKDK//TDK/KDK/KDDKKDK/K/K/DKDKDK/
=^5.^5= Swanidius85147172060053251293400/01/115/151/1KKKDKDDXDDDKKXK/D/DDKKK/KDKDKK/KDDKDK/D
=^.^= 9438162651502211081510023560/06/153/425/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
'xD bird,928225271002744433061920/02/116/110/1/KKKDK//KD/KDDK/KK/D/KDKTDKDDKDDDTKDKK
'xD Sebhes,115151221910043012268600/03/019/130/2DKDDDKDKKDK/DKDK//DKKKKKDKKKDK/KKKDKDKDKD
'xD jamzz,4073102500041624308910/01/021/72/0KKKKK/K/DKKKDKK/KKDK/KKDXKKKKDKXKKK
'xD 82306577111021590798836930/06/156/312/3
=^2.^2= hazz30082600010000/00/36/202/2DKDDKDDDKDDDKDDDDDDDKDDKDK/DDDDKDD
=^..^== tOMBA560132300040000/00/112/181/0KDDDDKD/KDK/KDDDKDKKDDK/D/DKDKDKDKDD
=^5.^5= Swanidius57861221800325813234180/01/211/160/0KDKDDK/DDKKDD//KDDDKKDDDKDDDKKDDK
=^.^= 48863370800825813234180/01/629/543/2

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Player Chats
=^..^== tOMBA [Warmup]: swanidius still eating his soon to be rotten chicken
'xD bird, [Warmup]: bulking 2k15
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: its all about dem supplyments anyway
'xD bird, [Warmup]: :XD
=^2.^2= hazz [Warmup]: supplydepotments
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: haha
'xD jamzz, [Warmup]: >d
'xD Sebhes, [Warmup]: lets start boys im falling asleep
=^..^== tOMBA [Warmup]: swanidius consumed the chicken
'xD bird, [Warmup]: good lad swanidius
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[8:56]: The Main Door has been breached!
[4:58]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:03]: The Service Door has been breached!
[3:23]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[2:14]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Intermission]: aamupelit
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Intermission]: v41
=^2.^2= hazz [Warmup]: v46
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
=^5.^5= Swanidius [9:30]: :D!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [9:30]: :D!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [9:30]: :D!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [9:30]: :D!
[9:08]: The Main Door has been breached!
[8:36]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:41]: The Service Door has been breached!
[6:33]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:26 (original: 10:00)
'xD jamzz, [Warmup]: gogo swani
'xD jamzz, [Warmup]: 8D
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[11:39]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:28]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:25]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:19]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:38]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[9:33]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:19]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[7:56]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:49]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:47]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:31]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:16]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:16]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:12]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:08]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[7:02]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:16]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:10]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:50]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[5:25]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:26]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[3:03]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[3:03]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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[3:03]: FIGHT!
[1:52]: Axis have returned the objective!
=^5.^5= Swanidius [0:00]: :D!
'xD Sebhes, [0:00]: sup
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Intermission]: :D
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Intermission]: no jumping skillz
'xD Sebhes, [Intermission]: ^^
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Warmup]: I'm Batman
=^..^== tOMBA [11:37]: die?
=^..^== tOMBA [11:33]: 3hs 3-4body
[11:08]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:05]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:39]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:29]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:18]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:59]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:12]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:46]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:10]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:49]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:12]: The Tank has been damaged!
[2:14]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
'xD Sebhes, [Intermission]: gg
=^5.^5= Swanidius [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: 'xD Sebhes, disconnected

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