Wariats vs Identical Norwayn Kunts (2848 views)

pl SkyLine
pl bAstek
pl ridji
fi Rong
fi Hevimies
fi LORDI
02.09.15 21:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ink Rong 50 kills
Killing Spree ink Rong 7 frags without being killed
Accountant ink Rong 96% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! wAriats[szotkiefka] 19 gibs
...and stay dead! INK HEVIMIES 43% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ink Rong 47 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ink LORDI 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ink Rong 191 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! wAriats[SkyLine] 249 damage per frag
What objective? ink Rong 299 XP
Red Shirt ink LORDI 58 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? wAriats[bAstek] 7 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore wAriats[szotkiefka] 178 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut wAriats[bAstek] 4 team kills
Gingerbread man INK HEVIMIES 18 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
ink Rong96299505270113916584211450/02/147/352/318316276
INK HEVIMIES742493547150018809574931530/01/133/261/223115924
ink LORDI78295465871012982689961980/00/040/436/321415235
ink 8384313115729114327086249104960/03/0120/439/320915845
wAriats[SkyLine]652853756101010935890891490/00/233/444/225315946
wAriats[szotkiefka]9425144471900883958488540/01/139/324/719118164
wAriats[bAstek]5824532558048715795093170/01/034/461/122417337
wAriats[7178111315837142624910270865200/02/0106/469/122317146
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ink Rong14087141000042233173200/00/013/61/0/K/K/KKK/DDKDKKKKDKKKKDD
INK HEVIMIES88508940051795119100/00/18/30/0KKDKK//DK//KDKK/D
ink LORDI108541312100322712073180/00/013/90/0KKKDDDKKDKDKK/KK/KK/DKDDD
ink 11219135315001262994996180/00/134/181/0
wAriats[SkyLine]4251614100218601828180/00/06/120/0DKDD/DDK/KDKDDDDDKDK
wAriats[szotkiefka]754791230021856194500/01/08/100/1XDDKK/KDKD/KDDKDDKDKDK
wAriats[bAstek]26404150012128025261230/00/04/121/1TDD/DDDDK/DDDDDKKDDK
wAriats[4813819414016499662991410/01/018/341/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ink Rong128409710031373112800/00/09/40/0KKKDDK/KK//KDKDK
INK HEVIMIES753368300311511093360/00/06/40/1DKDKDKDKD/K//K
ink LORDI3334392003882961540/00/01/42/2DDDDKKK/D/D/
ink 791071824600934063182900/00/016/122/3
wAriats[SkyLine]1203965000010008551310/00/04/62/1KDKKXDKXDKDKD
wAriats[szotkiefka]572047200110151169180/00/03/51/1KDDK/DDDKKD
wAriats[bAstek]622958402111671382240/00/07/70/0K/DKKDTKDTDKDDD
wAriats[808815206022318234061730/00/014/183/2
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ink Rong13811018131013292525451090/02/117/80/1DKKDKDDDDKKKKKKKK/K/DK/KDKTKKKDD
INK HEVIMIES6269101630032471265600/00/010/130/0DKD/DKDDDDKKDKDDK/KKDK/KDD
ink LORDI1001101616200534862843720/00/016/120/0DKDKKDKKK//DDKDKK/KKKDKDDKX/DK/KD
ink 100289444560111888280441810/02/143/330/1
wAriats[SkyLine]6098122060033185353400/00/111/161/0/KDDDKD/KKDKDDKDK/DKDDDKDDDDKDKK
wAriats[szotkiefka]7176101450032636251400/00/110/100/0/DK/KKKDDKDDKKDKDKDKD/DD
wAriats[bAstek]6386121930032223283400/01/011/160/0/KKK/KKDDDDDDKDDD/KDDDDKKDKDKKD
wAriats[652603453140098044888200/01/232/421/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ink Rong4062922500326343016360/00/08/171/2/KDDDK/KDDDDDDKKDDDDKDKDKDDK/DD
INK HEVIMIES789711145007267825531170/01/09/61/1/DK//KKDD/DK/K/K/KKKDDKDK
ink LORDI66971421210131873119540/00/010/184/1K/DDKDDDKKSKDKDKKDKDKDDKDDKDDDKKDDD
ink 612563457121011849986882070/01/027/416/4
wAriats[SkyLine]7697131731053313287200/00/112/101/1KDKD/DD/K/K/KDKDXDSKDKKKK/DDKKD
wAriats[szotkiefka]1501082114900228882860360/00/018/73/5DKKKKKKDKDDKDKDKKKKDKDDKDDKK/KK/KDK
wAriats[bAstek]849011131012248727671700/00/012/110/0DKDKDKDK/KDKK/DDTKKKDDDDK
wAriats[103295454413119868884992060/00/142/284/6

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Player Chats
ink LORDI [Warmup]: cgac site says specs allowed on ettv matches
ink LORDI [Warmup]: 1 spec per team
ink LORDI [Warmup]: want me to quote to u in irc?
ink LORDI [Warmup]: good. then hes coming back soon
ink LORDI [Warmup]: we can start first
ink LORDI [Warmup]: bastek not on cgac??
ink Rong [Warmup]: brb
wAriats[bAstek] [Warmup]: IM
wAriats[bAstek] [Warmup]: OMG
wAriats[bAstek] [Warmup]: Dawidejro
ink LORDI [Warmup]: no?
wAriats[bAstek] [Warmup]: ?
ink LORDI [Warmup]: bastek log in cg
wAriats[szotkiefka] [Warmup]: :)
wAriats[bAstek] [Warmup]: not
ink LORDI [Warmup]: -,- log in cgac
wAriats[bAstek] [Warmup]: shut the fucking up
ink LORDI [Warmup]: ill fucking rape your family
ink LORDI [Warmup]: little bitch
wAriats[SkyLine] [Warmup]: xD
wAriats[bAstek] [Warmup]: u are fat
wAriats[bAstek] [Warmup]: man
ink LORDI [Warmup]: im muscular sorry
wAriats[bAstek] [Warmup]: its not muscular
wAriats[bAstek] [Warmup]: its fat
ink LORDI [Warmup]: u want pictures babe
wAriats[bAstek] [Warmup]: i watch
wAriats[bAstek] [Warmup]: on crossfire
ink LORDI [Warmup]: then u should see im muscular not fat
ink LORDI [Warmup]: nice eyes
wAriats[bAstek] [Warmup]: nice life
ink LORDI [Warmup]: thanks i fucked 10 whores during this week and did cocaine to destroy my health while bicep curling 60kg
wAriats[bAstek] [Warmup]: u are 160cm
ink LORDI [Warmup]: im 172cm
ink LORDI [Warmup]: wtf these lies bastek.. stop it man..
wAriats[bAstek] [Countdown]: get life
ink LORDI [9:58]: :D
ink LORDI [9:58]: :D
ink LORDI [9:58]: :D
ink LORDI [9:05]: funny how im like 10x ur skill when i play 1 game per year and you play daily
ink LORDI [8:59]: soz4ownage
ink LORDI [8:59]: soz4ownage
[7:04]: The Doors are opening!!
[6:08]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[6:08]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
ink LORDI [5:19]: soz4ownage
ink LORDI [5:18]: soz4ownage
ink LORDI [5:18]: soz4ownage
ink LORDI [4:20]: :D
[4:00]: Axis have returned the objective!
ink LORDI [3:16]: wtf
[3:09]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:50
ink LORDI [5:23]: :D
[4:34]: The Doors are opening!!
wAriats[SkyLine] [2:31]: gg
[2:29]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:21 (original: 6:50)
wAriats[bAstek] [Warmup]: rup muscular
ink LORDI [Warmup]: rup 50kg toilet licker
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:06]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:33]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:33]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:32]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:18]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:02]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:49]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:46]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:18]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
ink LORDI [8:29]: :D
[8:27]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:18]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
ink LORDI [7:56]: soz4ownage
ink LORDI [7:56]: soz4ownage
[7:40]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
ink LORDI [7:24]: SHASHSAH
ink LORDI [7:23]: WTF
ink LORDI [7:22]: :dDDD
ink LORDI [7:21]: FUCKING NERD
ink LORDI [7:19]: LITTLE IDIOT
[7:18]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:59]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:57]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:46]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:38]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:26]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:15]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:02]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:59]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:27]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:09]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:09]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
ink LORDI [4:59]: soz4ownage
ink LORDI [4:59]: soz4ownage
[4:57]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
ink LORDI [4:30]: soz4ownage
ink LORDI [4:30]: soz4ownage
[4:12]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:46]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:32]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:20]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:18]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:02]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:48]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:39]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:34]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[2:22]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:10]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
ink LORDI [2:04]: soz4ownage
ink LORDI [2:04]: soz4ownage
[1:58]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:57]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:39]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:34]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[1:34]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:25
[9:54]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:39]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
ink LORDI [9:16]: camp
[9:15]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[8:20]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:57]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[7:57]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
ink LORDI [7:50]: soz4ownage
ink LORDI [7:50]: soz4ownage
[7:44]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
ink Rong [7:21]: xDDDD
ink LORDI [7:12]: :D
ink LORDI [7:12]: :D
[6:43]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:33]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:25]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:22]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:01]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:57]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:46]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:25]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:08]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:05]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
ink LORDI [5:00]: lucky shits
[4:47]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:42]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
ink Rong [4:23]: LOL REALLY?
[4:13]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:06]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:03]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:45]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:17]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:03]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
ink LORDI [2:46]: soz4ownage
ink LORDI [2:46]: soz4ownage
[2:45]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:43]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
ink LORDI [2:01]: :D
ink LORDI [2:00]: :D
[1:39]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:34]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:24]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:20]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
ink LORDI [0:52]: D>D>D>ADDSDS
[0:12]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:09]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:09]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:16 (original: 10:25)
ink LORDI [Intermission]: yHAHAHA
[Intermission]: wAriats[SkyLine] disconnected
wAriats[szotkiefka] [Intermission]: :XD
ink Rong [Intermission]: gg
ink LORDI [Intermission]: GET REKT
INK HEVIMIES [Intermission]: :ASDASDasd
ink Rong [Intermission]: #getrekt
[Intermission]: wAriats[bAstek] disconnected

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