lmao vs Wariats (3134 views)

fi Rong
fi Sungi
fi LORDI
pl wizzard
pl bAstek
pl h2o
05.09.15 15:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth =VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI 52 kills
Killing Spree =VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI 6 frags without being killed
Accountant =VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI 141% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! =VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI 7 gibs
...and stay dead! =VIRGINSQUAD= Rong 15% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning =VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI 45 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! =VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer =VIRGINSQUAD= Rong 162 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! wariats'bAstek 247 damage per frag
What objective? =VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI 229 XP
Red Shirt wariatsWizzard 55 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? wariatsWizzard 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore =VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI 165 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut =VIRGINSQUAD= Sungi 3 team kills
Gingerbread man =VIRGINSQUAD= Sungi 17 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
wariats'bAstek741992939300563486174270/03/124/292/421915846
wariatsWizzard4213723553001142847478140/02/220/381/4186136210
wariats'h2o671993247410465907530360/01/028/383/420615737
wariats59535841411010201722221182770/06/072/386/420415038
=VIRGINSQUAD= Rong1322204131601665885101960/01/137/234/216116532
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI14122952377014787061083280/02/345/306/315116564
=VIRGINSQUAD= Sungi59213274442317523550803120/00/226/224/319411025
=VIRGINSQUAD= 10566212011217252719693162897360/03/2108/2214/316914744
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wariats'bAstek6453914100320542065270/02/06/91/2K/D/DKDKDKDDDK/DKDDKKKD
wariatsWizzard384571800051362199800/00/16/111/1K/KKDK//K/DDDKDKDDD/DDDDD
wariats'h2o92861213410024692283180/00/010/112/1DKDKKDKSKDDKKDKDDKDKDKDKD
wariats651842845510858856346450/02/122/314/4
=VIRGINSQUAD= Rong10073131340032280222800/00/011/102/1KDKDKKDDK/DK/KDK/KDDKKDDKKX
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI16073161030002238200900/01/115/80/2DDDDKKDKKKKDKKDKKKKKKDXKKDD
=VIRGINSQUAD= Sungi58907121124182816481570/00/16/53/2/DK//DKDDKKD/DKDTKDTKS
=VIRGINSQUAD= 10623636358127634658851570/01/232/235/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wariats'bAstek11883131120012234191200/00/013/100/0KKDDDKDKDKK/KDDKDKKKDKKD
wariatsWizzard3528720000211362793140/01/06/160/2DDDDKDDDDD/DDDKDKKDDDK/DKDK
wariats'h2o4350716000123252697180/01/05/141/1DDDKDKK/DDDDKKDDDDKDDKD
wariats651612747200456957402320/02/024/401/3
=VIRGINSQUAD= Rong12598108000126671851540/00/110/60/0/KDDKKKKKKDDKKDKDD
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI1618121132012273119562200/00/118/94/1KDKK/KKKKDKDKTDKKDKDKKKKDKKK/DDKDKD
=VIRGINSQUAD= Sungi75591216100720041888720/00/012/90/1KDK/K/KDXK/DD/KK/DD/KDK/KDKKD
=VIRGINSQUAD= 120238433730110740256953460/00/240/244/2
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wariats'bAstek502636000189784500/00/03/50/0DKDKDK/DD
wariatsWizzard8347562002973111300/00/05/40/0KKDDDK/K/KD
wariats'h2o100268800021036117400/00/08/60/0DKDKKKDD/KDKK/KD
wariats7899162020052906313200/00/016/150/0
=VIRGINSQUAD= Rong1334986201216411022420/00/09/40/0KK/DKKKDDKKD/TK
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI623458200111161137180/00/05/80/0D/KKKDDDDKDKDX
=VIRGINSQUAD= Sungi252728100337574700/00/02/50/0//DDDKDK/D
=VIRGINSQUAD= 731101522501631322906600/00/016/170/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
wariats'bAstek50374800001163135200/01/12/51/2DKDKKKDDDDDD
wariatsWizzard36174111002813157400/01/13/70/1DDD/DKDDKDK/DKD
wariats'h2o50375100001760137600/00/05/70/2DDDKD/KDDKDKKDD
wariats4591132910032736430200/02/210/191/5
=VIRGINSQUAD= Rong250010400000000/01/07/32/1KKDKDKKDKKDKKK
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI16641106000117851006900/01/17/52/0KK/KKDKKDKDKKDDKX
=VIRGINSQUAD= Sungi75376811131028797830/00/16/31/0KK//DDK/DKTKDKS
=VIRGINSQUAD= 1647826181114281318031730/02/220/115/1

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Player Chats
=VIRGINSQUAD= Rong [Warmup]: who is wizzard
wariats'bAstek [Warmup]: who is rong
wariats'bAstek [Warmup]: ?
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI [Warmup]: XDD
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI [Warmup]: XD
[Countdown]: Vote FAILED! (Start Match )
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI [Countdown]: who is h2o
[10:23]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:14]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:41]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:03]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
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[9:02]: FIGHT!
[9:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:17]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:08]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:49]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:29]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
=VIRGINSQUAD= Sungi [7:28]: what now
[7:28]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
=VIRGINSQUAD= Sungi [7:28]: u cant speak english?
=VIRGINSQUAD= Sungi [7:28]: wonder how u say 'what now' in polish
[7:28]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
wariats'h2o [7:28]: co teraz
[7:28]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
wariats'h2o [7:28]: vittu
[7:28]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
=VIRGINSQUAD= Sungi [7:29]: <LORDI> We've currently 10 empty fanboy slots, welcome aboard.
[7:28]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
=VIRGINSQUAD= Rong [7:28]: LORDI: i love dick
=VIRGINSQUAD= Sungi [7:28]: <LORDI> I'm never mad babe :)
=VIRGINSQUAD= Rong [7:29]: LORDI: You don't get to be an professional dick sucker just by sucking white dicks
=VIRGINSQUAD= Sungi [7:28]: <LORDI> I'm the rock holding this team steady, positive & calm in teamspeak for optimal atmosphere for Nerd Rektage(c). Mark my words, you wont even win a map.
[7:28]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
=VIRGINSQUAD= Rong [7:28]: LORDI: I just couldn't resist his dick anymore
=VIRGINSQUAD= Sungi [7:29]: <LORDI> Oh wait, I think we started anally wrecking people even before your retarded polish cockface was born to this cruel world out of your sadistic mother's used vagina.
[7:28]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
=VIRGINSQUAD= Rong [7:28]: LORDI: I'm gay
[7:28]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
wariats'h2o [7:28]: olet vihainen?
=VIRGINSQUAD= Rong [7:28]: en ole!
=VIRGINSQUAD= Sungi [7:28]: <LORDI> fucking pussies with aids infected dicks and acne faces this is gg
[7:28]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
wariats'h2o [7:28]: rong mita kuuluu
=VIRGINSQUAD= Rong [7:28]: hyvää mitäs sulle
[7:28]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
=VIRGINSQUAD= Sungi [7:28]: kto polak?
[7:28]: Match resuming in 75 seconds!
wariats'h2o [7:28]: olen puolasta
=VIRGINSQUAD= Rong [7:28]: sup?
[7:28]: Match resuming in 60 seconds!
wariats'h2o [7:28]: bastek said, yksi minute
=VIRGINSQUAD= Rong [7:29]: ow
=VIRGINSQUAD= Sungi [7:28]: its already been kolme minute
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wariats'h2o [7:29]: kylla
[7:28]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
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[7:28]: FIGHT!
[7:22]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:02]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[7:02]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[7:01]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[6:48]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
wariats'h2o [6:32]: hyva pelin
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI [6:29]: :D
wariats'bAstek [6:06]: vittu paska
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI [5:56]: :D
[4:57]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:02
wariats'h2o [Intermission]: valkoinen kuolema
=VIRGINSQUAD= Rong [Intermission]: simo hayha
wariats'h2o [Intermission]: kylla
wariats'h2o [Warmup]: musta surma
=VIRGINSQUAD= Sungi [Warmup]: twoj stary
wariats'h2o [Warmup]: rong can u invite me to your ts later?
wariats'h2o [Warmup]: kiitos
wariats'bAstek [Warmup]: rup
=VIRGINSQUAD= Sungi [Warmup]: lordi is oiling his 160cm 50kg body
=VIRGINSQUAD= Rong [Warmup]: spaghetti with meat balls
wariats'bAstek [Warmup]: 50 kg?
wariats'bAstek [Warmup]: he got 70 or 80
wariats'bAstek [Warmup]: he is fat
=VIRGINSQUAD= Sungi [Warmup]: 50kg pure muscle
=VIRGINSQUAD= Rong [Warmup]: in finland we call bodybuilders with name paskahousu
wariats'h2o [Warmup]: ggsungi aimboter
=VIRGINSQUAD= Rong [Warmup]: or pelottaa
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI [6:40]: soz4ownage
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI [6:40]: soz4ownage
[6:39]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
=VIRGINSQUAD= Rong [6:38]: srsly
=VIRGINSQUAD= Rong [6:39]: supp
[6:38]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
=VIRGINSQUAD= Sungi [6:39]: waiting more than playing
[6:38]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
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=VIRGINSQUAD= Sungi [6:39]: <LORDI> fucking pussies with aids infected dicks and acne faces this is gg
[6:38]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
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[6:38]: FIGHT!
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI [6:32]: :D
wariats'h2o [5:56]: perkele
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI [5:55]: soz4ownage
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI [5:55]: soz4ownage
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI [5:43]: :D
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI [5:39]: :D
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI [5:38]: soz4ownage
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI [5:37]: soz4ownage
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI [5:02]: soz4ownage
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI [5:01]: soz4ownage
=VIRGINSQUAD= Rong [4:54]: srsly
=VIRGINSQUAD= Rong [4:52]: oops
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI [4:25]: :D
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI [3:55]: soz4ownage
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI [3:55]: soz4ownage
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI [3:45]: soz4ownage
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI [3:44]: soz4ownage
[3:31]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
wariats'bAstek [3:08]: we got this
wariats'bAstek [3:06]: yea bitches
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI [2:58]: soz4ownage
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI [2:58]: soz4ownage
[2:53]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[2:19]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:49]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[0:19]: =VIRGINSQUAD= Rongcalled a vote.
[0:18]: Vote FAILED! (KICK =VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI)
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:02)
wariats'bAstek [Warmup]: rup muscular
wariats'bAstek [Warmup]: /callvote kick 3
[11:22]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:17]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:11]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[11:02]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[10:42]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:08]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:08]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:06]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:55]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:46]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:37]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[9:34]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:11]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:56]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:54]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:51]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:34]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:34]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI [8:11]: soz4ownage
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI [8:11]: soz4ownage
[7:59]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:56]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[7:56]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:03
wariats'bAstek [3:25]: xd
[2:21]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[1:47]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[1:47]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[1:45]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:39]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI [1:32]: soz4ownage
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI [1:32]: soz4ownage
[1:26]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:04]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI [1:04]: soz4ownage
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI [1:04]: soz4ownage
[0:51]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI [0:50]: xDDDDDD
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI [0:46]: my teammate sso stupid
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI [0:45]: >(
[0:38]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:30]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:21]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI [0:10]: soz4ownage
=VIRGINSQUAD= LORDI [0:10]: soz4ownage
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:03)
[Intermission]: wariats'bAstek disconnected
=VIRGINSQUAD= Sungi [Intermission]: 1q
[Intermission]: =VIRGINSQUAD= Sungi disconnected

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