brainstorm vs cat in a hat (3795 views)

no Domi
gb griim
no shimmie
fi Lordi
nl Testi
gb w3st
nl Freddy
fi rsp
fi smak
fi Swanidius
fi tOMBA
nl woott
20.09.15 21:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth B-Storm.TSTinat0r 68 kills
Killing Spree B-Storm.Dave 6 frags without being killed
Accountant B-Storm.DMNTR 105% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! =^8.^8= Freddy 18 gibs
...and stay dead! =^8.^8= Freddy 38% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning B-Storm.TSTinat0r 57 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! B-Storm.w3st 12 SPAM kills
Fragstealer =^d.^d= raspberry 84 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! =^8.^8= Freddy 259 damage per frag
What objective? B-Storm.DMNTR 431 XP
Red Shirt B-Storm.w3st 91 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? hessu hopo 18 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore B-Storm.Dave 186 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut B-Storm.DMNTR 3 team kills
Gingerbread man B-Storm.DMNTR 26 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
=^q.^q= smak6133146761402138904109271440/03/550/472/1019414437
hessu hopo50255418260023760888105070/00/729/497/4186107318
=^5.^5= Armin van Buuren75182537114001260605937950/05/441/435/121148445
=^..^== tOMBA64165548480319704957834880/02/547/598/11316958
=^8.^8= Freddy71370486818022110071105892370/01/440/441/3210156414
=^d.^d= raspberry6818651749121157394792700/020/1221/429/71136457
= 641489293455691999454314683815410/031/12228/4232/7158104410
wonderboy79387577191015991789522900/01/351/434/817412456
B-Storm.Dave863864957120115849497542160/06/748/386/217317167
B-Storm.TSTinat0r9942968671121241362591552490/04/557/327/420013364
B-Storm.DMNTR10543167641403261045989842600/020/652/259/615614056
B-Storm.w3st5828853911002171039096623780/01/242/6412/919610647
B-Storm.shimmie8034755691403101103493033910/04/735/270/420113546
B-Storm.83226834941970310107639195581017840/036/7285/2738/418313556
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
=^q.^q= smak129130221740083529315300/02/019/91/1KD/KK/KK/KDK/KXDKDKKK/KDKKDKK/KDKK/KK/DD
hessu hopo63731422300530372306920/00/17/152/1XK/KDDDDDKKK/KDK/KK/KKKDKDDDKD/DDDDDD
=^5.^5= Armin van Buuren105811817400634282202230/03/113/102/0DDKKDK//KDKKDKKD/KKKK/DKKKDDK/K/DKD
=^..^== tOMBA669118276029422325343100/01/113/166/1DDKDKKKD//KDDDD/KDDKKT/KKDTD/KDKDDKKD/K/K/DK/DK
=^8.^8= Freddy881111517301827502519200/00/015/101/1K/K/TDD/KK/K/KKKKDD/X//XKKKDKDKKDDD
=^d.^d= raspberry1411172417301633812578310/06/015/101/1K/KKDKDKDKKK/DDDKKK/K/KTKKDDKKDKKKKK/DKK/D
=^.^= 9960311111723044220348152924760/012/382/7013/5
wonderboy451001022200319103809180/00/110/140/3DKKD/K/KD/DDDDKKKDDDDDKDKDDDDDDK
B-Storm.Dave47881123300425293750400/01/39/141/1DDDKDD/KDK/D/DDDDKDDKKDKKDDDDK/DKK
B-Storm.TSTinat0r59941322200828472660280/01/211/120/0///KD//KD/KD/KDKD/XDDKDDDKDDKKKKDKDK
B-Storm.DMNTR941371718601529923139960/01/315/72/2KDK/DD/DDK/K/DKKKDKTK/DKDKKDKDKDKDKK
B-Storm.w3st42661535200431673875360/00/114/231/4KDDKKDKD/K/DDDDKKDDDDDDDKKDKDKDDKDDDDDDDKDD/DKK/DD
B-Storm.shimmie501169183003184731151040/00/29/100/2/KDK//KDDKDDDDKDDKDDKDDDDKK
B-Storm.566017513818012715292203483220/03/1268/804/12

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
=^q.^q= smak2569624101019774134800/00/17/190/4DDKTDDDDDDDKDDKDDKDDDDKDDDDDDDK
hessu hopo508712242001019132947860/00/310/112/1DKXKD/K//DDDKDD/DDK/DK/KD/D/K/K/KDKDK
=^5.^5= Armin van Buuren750152000020000/01/211/122/4DKKDDKKKDDDDKD/DDKKDDKKDKDDKDDK/KKD
=^..^== tOMBA840212500060000/01/219/171/0/KDKDDK/KDKDKDK/KDKDKDK/DKDK/DDKKDDK/KKKKKDDDD
=^8.^8= Freddy901141820700831943172210/01/26/120/1K/D/DDK///DDDD//DDD/DKDKKDDKDK
=^d.^d= raspberry42092101020000/03/15/141/2DDDKD/KDKDDKD/DDDDDKSKDDKKDDDK
=^.^= 61270811341011287084102531870/06/1158/856/12
wonderboy66821218210722771326970/00/010/81/2KDKKK/KK/DK/SDDDK/DKK/D/KD/KDD
B-Storm.Dave6495111710181854221400/01/019/132/0K/KDK/KDD/K/KKDK/KDK/K/KDDKDKKTD/KKKKKKXDDD
B-Storm.TSTinat0r1441472618300651432737400/02/122/112/0K/KKDKK//KDDK/KDKKKKKKDKKKKDKKDKDDKDK/KDK/KD
B-Storm.DMNTR8080162000192287250500/06/320/53/2K/DKKKDKDKK/K/DKK/K/K/DK/KKKDKKK/KDKKDDDKTK/KKKK
B-Storm.w3st45931022100631242190670/00/06/184/1DDDD/KKD/DDKDK/KKK/XDKX//KDXDDDKDDD
B-Storm.shimmie8810730347025653228722060/02/211/60/1K/KD//KDKDDKD/TKKKTKDDDDD/KK
B-Storm.8160410512914144121217138444100/011/688/6112/6
Player Summary for bremen_b3
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
=^q.^q= smak59971322500322343513640/01/112/160/3DK/KDDKKK/DK/DKDKDXDDKDDKDDDKDKDDDDK
hessu hopo36659251004169826411820/00/27/182/1KKDDDDD//DDD/DDXDDDDDKDKDKDKDD/KDKK
=^5.^5= Armin van Buuren5310114261000426323735720/01/111/151/6DDDKDDK/KKKDD/DDKDDDK/DDDKKDDDKKDDKDK/DK
=^..^== tOMBA477410212012282632491780/00/011/190/0/DDDDDDDKDDTKDDKDKDKD/KKDDKDKDKD
=^8.^8= Freddy501111122800322473464360/00/011/180/1KDKDK/D/D/DDKDDDDKDDKDDDKKKDKDDKD
=^d.^d= raspberry60691220601023582214390/08/40/135/3DDDDDDKDKTKKDKDDKDDKDKDDKKDDKDDKD
=^.^= 515176913632021613995188165710/010/852/998/14
wonderboy1381342518200436922183680/00/024/121/2DKDDDKD/KKXKKKDKKKK/KKK/KKKDKDKKKKKDDDD/DKKD
B-Storm.Dave19014521117001325724011760/03/415/73/1KKKDKKDKKDDKKDKKKKKKDKDKDKDKKXX/KD
B-Storm.TSTinat0r12713123183118403125861810/00/221/53/2KK/KK/KKK/KK/DKSKTKDK//DKKDDK//KKKKKDDKDKD
B-Storm.DMNTR1691512213501534552088670/03/017/82/1KKDKDK/X/KKKKKK/KKKKDDDDKTDKKK/KKK/DK
B-Storm.w3st808420255026274725132750/00/115/167/3DKDKKKDKK/TDKDKK/DDKDKDD/KKKKD/KDKKK/XD/DDKTDDDD
B-Storm.shimmie100829920101634222490/01/29/60/1KDKDDKDKKDDKDDKTKKD
B-Storm.1347271209424152418816139957760/07/9101/5416/10

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
=^q.^q= smak38355134012116412700/00/312/31/2/KDKKKDK/KKDTDKKDKDKDKD
hessu hopo543061100049609161470/00/15/51/1/KD//KDKD/KDKDKDD
=^5.^5= Armin van Buuren7506800000000/00/06/60/2DDKDDKKDKKDDDK
=^..^== tOMBA45051100020000/00/24/71/0/KDKD/KDKDKXDDDD
=^8.^8= Freddy4434490012188014341600/00/28/40/0K/KTDDDDKKKDDKK/
=^d.^d= raspberry37061600030000/03/71/52/1/XD//DKDDDDDDKDKKDKDKD
=^.^= 4999326840213400424773070/03/1536/305/6
wonderboy767110133001203816341070/01/27/92/1DKKKD/KKDKDDKKDDDKDDKDD
B-Storm.Dave10058661002854138900/01/05/40/0DKD/K/KDKKDK
B-Storm.TSTinat0r66576931021604117200/01/03/42/2KKD/DKDDDDK/SKK
B-Storm.DMNTR92631213300717251252970/010/00/52/1DKK///KKK/DK//DKDDKK/KKDK
B-Storm.w3st88458920011352108400/01/07/70/1/DDKKDDKKDKDKKKDD
B-Storm.shimmie874278200210211092720/01/16/50/0DKDDK/DK/KKKKDD
B-Storm.853364958141015859476232760/015/328/346/5

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Player Chats
=^5.^5= Armin van Buuren [Warmup]: XDDd my pc crashes when this AC takes screenshot
B-Storm.w3st [Warmup]: rdy
B-Storm.DMNTR [Warmup]: this AC takes ss?
=^..^== tOMBA [Warmup]: hardly qualifies as a PC then
=^5.^5= Armin van Buuren [Warmup]: yes
B-Storm.DMNTR [Warmup]: I hope they love my 2nd screen
=^5.^5= Armin van Buuren [Warmup]: I'm Batman
wonderboy [Countdown]: :D
B-Storm.DMNTR [Countdown]: with the wtf subreddit
B-Storm.Dave [Countdown]: EC FINAL GL
wonderboy [Countdown]: gross
wonderboy [11:57]: :D
wonderboy [11:52]: :D
[11:38]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
B-Storm.DMNTR [11:19]: ok?
wonderboy [11:17]: :D
=^d.^d= raspberry [11:08]: yes
wonderboy [10:42]: :D
[10:34]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[10:32]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
wonderboy [9:50]: :D
[9:48]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
wonderboy [9:45]: :D
[9:29]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
wonderboy [9:22]: soz4ownage
wonderboy [9:21]: soz4ownage
[9:18]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
wonderboy [8:15]: :D
wonderboy [7:46]: :D
wonderboy [7:17]: soz4ownage
wonderboy [7:17]: soz4ownage
[6:34]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
wonderboy [6:21]: :D
wonderboy [6:03]: :D
B-Storm.w3st [5:58]: WTF
wonderboy [5:33]: :D
wonderboy [5:10]: :D
[4:32]: Axis have returned the objective!
wonderboy [3:17]: :D
wonderboy [2:57]: :D
=^5.^5= Armin van Buuren [0:34]: gg
[0:32]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:27
B-Storm.w3st [Intermission]: gggggg
[Intermission]: =^.^= smak disconnected
B-Storm.w3st [Intermission]: disconnecting
B-Storm.w3st [Warmup]: /..
=^5.^5= Armin van Buuren [Warmup]: I'm Batman
=^5.^5= Armin van Buuren [Warmup]: shouts to Juuti m8
hessu hopo [Countdown]: juuti !
=^5.^5= Armin van Buuren [11:13]: Lol:D
[11:04]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
B-Storm.DMNTR [10:36]: Peter R. de Vries: LOL, laffing out laut
[10:29]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[10:23]: The Axis Road MG Nest has been constructed.
[9:57]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[9:46]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
=^5.^5= Armin van Buuren [9:40]: :D!
=^5.^5= Armin van Buuren [9:39]: :D!
=^5.^5= Armin van Buuren [9:39]: :D!
=^5.^5= Armin van Buuren [9:39]: :D!
=^5.^5= Armin van Buuren [9:39]: :D!
=^5.^5= Armin van Buuren [9:38]: hahahah
[9:35]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:28]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
wonderboy [7:37]: :D
=^5.^5= Armin van Buuren [7:27]: XD
B-Storm.Dave [7:22]: epic duel
[6:27]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
wonderboy [5:17]: :D
wonderboy [5:16]: :D
wonderboy [2:58]: :D
B-Storm.TSTinat0r [2:51]: :D:D:D:d
wonderboy [1:52]: :D
wonderboy [1:11]: :D
wonderboy [0:39]: :D
B-Storm.w3st [0:03]: gg
wonderboy [0:00]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (11:27)
[Intermission]: =^.^= smak disconnected
B-Storm.w3st [Warmup]: wonderkids mouse has died
B-Storm.Dave [Warmup]: just finnish problems, mouse frozen
wonderboy [Warmup]: :D
wonderboy [Warmup]: :D
B-Storm.w3st [Warmup]: he forgot to plug it in
=^8.^8= Freddy [Warmup]: ur name looks like ts tina
=^8.^8= Freddy [Warmup]: :x
B-Storm.DMNTR [Warmup]: polarbear came and took it
=^d.^d= raspberry [Countdown]: cease fire
B-Storm.DMNTR [Countdown]: Tina from bob's burger? XDD
=^5.^5= Armin van Buuren [14:48]: :D!
=^5.^5= Armin van Buuren [14:48]: :D!
=^5.^5= Armin van Buuren [14:48]: :D!
wonderboy [14:44]: :D
wonderboy [14:37]: :D
[13:57]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[13:56]: Allies team locked by hessu hopo
[13:57]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[13:57]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[13:57]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[13:57]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[13:57]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[13:57]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[13:57]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[13:57]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[13:57]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[13:57]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[13:57]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[13:57]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[13:57]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[13:57]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[13:57]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
wonderboy [13:57]: :D
[13:57]: FIGHT!
wonderboy [13:14]: :D
[12:45]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[12:29]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[12:28]: The Wooden Barrier has been constructed.
[12:21]: The side door has been destroyed!
[12:16]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:00]: The main gate has been destroyed!
wonderboy [11:13]: :D
wonderboy [10:51]: :D
wonderboy [10:37]: :D
wonderboy [10:32]: :D
wonderboy [10:28]: :D
wonderboy [9:57]: :D
wonderboy [9:50]: :D
wonderboy [9:44]: :D
[9:42]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
wonderboy [9:25]: :D
wonderboy [9:16]: :D
wonderboy [9:08]: :D
wonderboy [8:56]: :D
wonderboy [8:44]: :D
wonderboy [8:27]: :D
wonderboy [8:14]: :D
wonderboy [8:11]: :D
wonderboy [7:53]: :D
[7:47]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
wonderboy [7:31]: :D
wonderboy [7:19]: XD
wonderboy [7:01]: :D
wonderboy [6:58]: soz4ownage
[6:56]: The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started!
[6:54]: Allied team has gained access to the truck!
wonderboy [6:52]: :D
wonderboy [6:37]: :D
wonderboy [6:30]: :D
wonderboy [6:17]: :D
wonderboy [6:17]: :D
wonderboy [6:17]: :D
wonderboy [5:55]: :D
[5:48]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:43]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:12]: The Truck has been repaired!
wonderboy [5:01]: :D
[4:56]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
wonderboy [4:53]: :D
wonderboy [4:44]: :D
[3:50]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
=^d.^d= raspberry [3:50]: FrankerZ
[3:50]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[3:50]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[3:50]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[3:50]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[3:50]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[3:50]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[3:50]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[3:50]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[3:50]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[3:50]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[3:50]: FIGHT!
B-Storm.w3st [3:45]: gg
=^q.^q= smak [3:40]: gg
=^5.^5= Armin van Buuren [3:30]: what
=^5.^5= Armin van Buuren [3:29]: ?!?!?!?!
wonderboy [3:27]: :D
[3:21]: Allied team has escaped
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:38
=^5.^5= Armin van Buuren [Intermission]: it was like 1ms to explode
=^5.^5= Armin van Buuren [Warmup]: I'm Batman
wonderboy [Warmup]: soz4ownage
wonderboy [Warmup]: soz4ownage
B-Storm.TSTinat0r [Warmup]: readyfreddy!
=^5.^5= Armin van Buuren [Warmup]: hows ur contract with erase looking lordi
wonderboy [Warmup]: it doesnt matter where i put my strike or artilletry, always zero hits
wonderboy [Countdown]: what is this
wonderboy [Countdown]: >DDD
B-Storm.DMNTR [Countdown]: cuz bad fop
B-Storm.DMNTR [Countdown]: give up already
wonderboy [Countdown]: :[
B-Storm.DMNTR [11:37]: and go soldier smg
wonderboy [11:08]: :D
wonderboy [10:58]: :D
[10:53]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:46]: The side door has been destroyed!
[10:37]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[10:30]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:53]: The main gate has been destroyed!
wonderboy [9:35]: :D
wonderboy [9:18]: :D
wonderboy [9:06]: :D
[9:04]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:00]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:43]: The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started!
[8:41]: Allied team has gained access to the truck!
[8:27]: The Wooden Barrier has been constructed.
wonderboy [8:26]: :D
wonderboy [7:41]: :D
wonderboy [7:36]: :D
[7:32]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[7:17]: The Truck has been repaired!
wonderboy [6:31]: HAHAH GOT KILL
wonderboy [6:29]: HAHAH GOT ATRTY KILL
[6:01]: Allied team has escaped
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:37 (original: 11:38)
wonderboy [Intermission]: TGG
wonderboy [Intermission]: gg
hessu hopo [Intermission]: wp
B-Storm.Dave [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: hessu hopo disconnected
[Intermission]: B-Storm.Dave disconnected

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