Steroids vs rektem (6005 views)

ca anim
us phOkuz
us SwizzA
us Sem
us Joker
us TheEnd
us ohurcool
us peaches
us emerica
us Fiz
ca TunnEl
us Axcess


CyberGamer EU ET American Season 1
ET 6on6 League
Week 1

Download CGAC - #cg.et - Read the rules
02.11.15 03:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ROIDS LOLPLAYER 65 kills
Killing Spree ROIDS flawless2858 6 frags without being killed
Accountant ROIDS detdet 109% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ROIDS LOLPLAYER 18 gibs
...and stay dead! rktm/peaches 32% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ROIDS detdet 57 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! rktm/Axcess 30 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ^SROIDS ^WSWIZZZZZZZZZZZ 156 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! rktm/^WTunnEl 282 damage per frag
What objective? ROIDS detdet 407 XP
Red Shirt rktm/Fizzz 80 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? rktm/Fizzz 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ROIDS detdet 191 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ROIDS detdet 6 team kills
Gingerbread man rktm/Axcess 24 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
ROIDS ^EMR.HANDSOMS69259375460119665779142270/01/136/241/718014738
ROIDS Fragzstar7235850691405181099987327610/03/344/348/1322012755
ROIDS detdet10940759541606171069895324030/03/957/245/718117765
ROIDS LOLPLAYER9837765661803191003989782930/03/550/4011/715413655
ROIDS flawless2858743114662100117867794023280/05/240/392/518915266
^SROIDS ^WSWIZZZZZZZZZZZ98350565750114926994311690/06/549/332/716616556
ROIDS 86206231336269017104563395398921810/021/5276/3329/718215156
rktm/emerica6226743681013178429103094470/03/440/423/319614935
rktm/peaches652994163130116835793022230/03/336/413/520414834
rktm/jonjon522914177823118896101312710/01/034/622/621712836
rktm/Fizzz5929847801301179509116553510/02/444/552/5202146313
rktm/^WTunnEl57184274770111762564432510/03/322/313/228213757
rktm/Axcess732524562120124791060321920/011/32/3430/41769737
rktm/6115912443976331096507265387217350/023/3178/3443/421313437
|REF|Molly7010614201026326324671510/01/315/100/123312324
7010614201026326324671510/01/315/100/123312324
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ROIDS ^EMR.HANDSOMS68106152250012287527441330/00/014/91/1/DKKDKK/DK//KKKDK/DK////KK/KDK/K/DDDD
ROIDS Fragzstar8111322273028436031213420/02/218/114/8XDDKK/DKKDDDTK/DKKDK/K/DKDKDKDK/KDXKDK//TKKKK/DKKDDDD
ROIDS detdet95159202160410432133621340/00/320/54/4KT/TD/X/DKK//KDKKKDTKTKDKD/K/DD/KK/KKDKKDK/KDK
ROIDS LOLPLAYER11213927246029397434251800/00/123/122/5DDKXDDKDTDKK/KK/DK/KDKK/KKKDXKXDKKK//KDKTKK/KDK/DKKDDKK/
ROIDS flawless285812315221177003369936731160/01/220/120/1KDKDKKDKDKKKKKDDDKDDKKKKKKX/K/K/DDKDDKD
^SROIDS ^WSWIZZZZZZZZZZZ951252324101945013668250/00/222/122/3DDKKKKDK/KKXKDKK/D/KDK/KDDK/K/KTKDDD/KKK/XKKDDKD/D
ROIDS 9679412813528095123730199939300/03/10117/6113/22
rktm/emerica468912268027282741811920/00/013/181/0DK/KTKDK//D/KDDDDKTDKD/DK/XKKDDDDDK/KDDDD
rktm/peaches681131725700736593621850/01/014/172/1KDKDKK//DK//KKD/KDDDDKKDKDK/DDKDD/DKDKKDKD
rktm/jonjon321141031321429794212490/00/010/241/3D/KDDDKXDKSDDDDKDKDDDXDK/DD/DTDDDK/DKDDDDKDKS
rktm/Fizzz418615363015359252631390/01/214/281/2/KDDDTKDX/DKDDDDDDKKDDK/KDDDKKDD/DDDDD/DDDDKDDKKKDDKK
rktm/^WTunnEl5310414263015398941921790/03/111/181/1KK/KD/DKDDDDD/KDKDDDDD/DKDKTDKDDD/KDKKKKD
rktm/Axcess69841623600102947226100/05/00/1311/1KK///D//DK//KDDDKDDKK/KDKDKDKXD/DDKKK/KK
rktm/525908416730253819993237306440/010/362/11817/8

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ROIDS ^EMR.HANDSOMS93961415001123142547760/01/014/90/3DDKKDDDKD/DKDKDDDKKKDKKTDKKKDK
ROIDS Fragzstar6411816256015351932571160/00/113/134/5DDDDKD/DD/KKKKK/DKDDK/KKDKDKDTDDKDD/KKDDKD
ROIDS detdet10613317167023311027441520/00/318/91/2KDKKDDD/DK//DKDKDKDDTKDKDTKXKDXKKKKKK
ROIDS LOLPLAYER91120222460063115276200/00/320/152/1/KD/KDK///KKD/DDKKDDDKDKDKKDDKXKDKDKKXDKKKDKDKKD
ROIDS flawless2858577812213016217325391760/02/010/131/3DD/D/DKKK//DK/DDKK/KKDDKDXKDDDDKKTD
^SROIDS ^WSWIZZZZZZZZZZZ11012621192001303434671080/05/116/130/4DDKDDKKDKDKDDKKDKKKKDD/DDDKDKKKDKKKKKDKD
ROIDS 8767110212024052217265173166280/08/891/728/18
rktm/emerica901012022100331533315360/02/218/150/2K/KDK/KKDKKDKKDKDDKDK/DDKDKKDDKDKDKDKDDKDD
rktm/peaches63911219201218953030800/02/210/141/2/TDDKDKKDKDDKDKK/DDKKDKDDDDKXDDKD
rktm/jonjon82921923301427803173420/01/016/180/2XKK/KKD/DDDKDK/DKDKDKDKDKTKDDKDKDKDDKK/KKDDD
rktm/Fizzz7710517226004320534031300/01/115/161/1KK/K/DDDDDDKDKDDDK/KKKDKK/DKKKDKDDDDDKK
rktm/^WTunnEl61801321400636362251720/00/211/132/1KDDKK/KDD/K/K/KDK//KDDXKDKKDDDDDKDD
rktm/Axcess777517223018264720931920/01/00/1315/1KK/KD/KKK/DK/KK/DDKDDKD/K/KKKDKKD/DDDTDD
rktm/755449812919032717316172655520/07/770/8919/9
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
|REF|Molly61428131014206613161030/00/29/70/0DKK/KKDDK/TDK/DDD/KKDD
61428131014206613161030/00/29/70/0
ROIDS ^EMR.HANDSOMS3324391005519108000/00/03/20/1D/DD/D//K/KK
ROIDS Fragzstar60596101003125412991560/01/05/50/0DDDDKDD//DKK/KKK
ROIDS detdet8149911300315341806990/01/18/50/1KK/KKDDKDDDDK/K/DKDK
ROIDS LOLPLAYER85556710011069134000/01/14/41/1K/DDDKKKKKDDD
ROIDS flawless28582031315000410741811180/01/02/90/1/DDDDKD/DDD/KDD/DK
^SROIDS ^WSWIZZZZZZZZZZZ8359561003678117900/00/05/30/0KKDKKDK/D//
ROIDS 60277325870019612885152730/04/227/281/4
rktm/emerica554659011513401208570/00/15/21/0//KTKSK/KDD/K/D
rktm/peaches57394700031128998180/00/04/40/1DD/XKKK//KDD
rktm/jonjon713557001114217731800/00/01/71/0KDKKKTD/XKDDDD
rktm/Fizzz1004999300312831196280/00/19/50/0DKKDKK/DK/KDDKK/KD
rktm/Axcess11451872003127763700/02/02/43/1DKXKKKDK/K/DK/KD
rktm/79220313951215644948122830/02/221/225/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
|REF|Molly856467001211971151480/01/16/30/1DDKK/KKKDT/DKD
856467001211971151480/01/16/30/1
ROIDS ^EMR.HANDSOMS62335800019491543180/00/15/40/2DDKDKDDKDK/KD
ROIDS Fragzstar8568674022186610551470/00/08/50/0T/DKDDT/KKKDDKK
ROIDS detdet21666136000117331620180/02/211/50/0KKKKKXK/KKDDKKDKDDKKX
ROIDS LOLPLAYER906310115013188114511130/02/03/96/0KK/DKDKDX/DK/KKDKDKDKTD
ROIDS flawless285811150109000417311379180/01/08/51/0KDDKDK/KK/DK/KD/KKK
^SROIDS ^WSWIZZZZZZZZZZZ874078100110561117360/01/26/50/0/KDKDDKDKKDKDKD
ROIDS 1093205149100312921681653500/06/541/337/2
rktm/emerica54316111002110916051620/01/14/71/1K/DKKKD/DDKDDKDDD
rktm/peaches6656812400416751653400/00/18/60/1DKD/DKKK/K/DKKDDK/DD
rktm/jonjon435071620021716197300/00/07/130/1DDKD/D/DDKDDKKDDDDKDKDK
rktm/Fizzz4658613100514291793540/00/06/60/2DD/KDKK/D/D/DK/KKDD
rktm/Axcess404241010031039104100/03/30/41/1DK/DDDKKXDKD//D
rktm/50237316290016696880652560/04/525/362/6

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Player Chats
rktm/emerica [Warmup]: make swizza revive up top
ROIDS Fragzstar [Warmup]: ur sick
rktm/^WTunnEl [Warmup]: make sem engi
rktm/Fizzz [Warmup]: they telling swizza to just stay in spawn
|REF|Molly [Warmup]: shout out to dick sucker ipod
rktm/^WTunnEl [Warmup]: lololol
rktm/^WTunnEl [Warmup]: swizz watch flag
ROIDS detdet [Warmup]: swizzas job is watching flag
[Countdown]: |Spec|Karl disconnected
^SROIDS ^WSWIZZZZZZZZZZZ [Countdown]: yea im to lethal\
rktm/emerica [Countdown]: spachula
rktm/^WTunnEl [Countdown]: yeah
ROIDS flawless2858 [Countdown]: LOL
ROIDS flawless2858 [Countdown]: LOOOOL
ROIDS flawless2858 [Countdown]: LOOOOOOOOOL
[14:47]: |REF|Molly disconnected
[14:42]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[14:08]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:15]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[13:12]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[CG] Foreigner [12:42]: molly likes men
[12:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[12:01]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[11:58]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:28]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[10:52]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:30]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[7:28]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[7:26]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[7:12]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
ROIDS Fragzstar [6:45]: nerd
rktm/^WTunnEl [2:07]: GAY boi
[1:53]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 13:06
[12:51]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:43]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:04]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:58]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:56]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:52]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:51]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:02]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:27]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:54]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[6:25]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:31]: The Depot Fence has been destroyed.
[3:48]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:43]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:30]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[1:48]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 11:17 (original: 13:06)
rktm/jonjon [Intermission]: gg
rktm/^WTunnEl [Warmup]: :D
rktm/Fizzz [Warmup]: ronnie hillman 15 pts before half
ROIDS flawless2858 [Warmup]: TAKE MACLIN
rktm/emerica [Warmup]: sem
rktm/emerica [Warmup]: keep maclin
rktm/emerica [Warmup]: wtf
ROIDS flawless2858 [Warmup]: i need an rb
rktm/Fizzz [Warmup]: i need an rb i have literally nobody
ROIDS flawless2858 [Warmup]: so im giving him a really good wr
ROIDS flawless2858 [Warmup]: you have
rktm/emerica [Warmup]: you can get a better rb then that lol
ROIDS flawless2858 [Warmup]: your starter on the bench
ROIDS flawless2858 [Warmup]: on bye
ROIDS flawless2858 [Warmup]: you retard
rktm/Fizzz [Warmup]: yea i need 3
rktm/jonjon [Warmup]: tunnel fixing lag
^SROIDS ^WSWIZZZZZZZZZZZ [Warmup]: ITS the anti cheat this shit laggy ass fuck
ROIDS ^EMR.HANDSOMS [Warmup]: what is a job for 400 bob
ROIDS detdet [Warmup]: foreigner
ROIDS detdet [Warmup]: is he on the cgac
rktm/Fizzz [Warmup]: tunnel blowing it
|REF|Molly [Warmup]: :/
[CG] Foreigner [Warmup]: who
ROIDS detdet [Warmup]: tunnel
^SROIDS ^WSWIZZZZZZZZZZZ [Warmup]: fore
ROIDS flawless2858 [Warmup]: canada 3rd world internet
^SROIDS ^WSWIZZZZZZZZZZZ [Warmup]: is jon on cgac?
ROIDS ^EMR.HANDSOMS [Warmup]: I'll take reasons to wake up early for 500
rktm/Fizzz [Warmup]: swizza u wearing your ugg boots for this match?
rktm/emerica [Warmup]: rofl
^SROIDS ^WSWIZZZZZZZZZZZ [Warmup]: yea to match your PINK tanktop
ROIDS flawless2858 [Warmup]: PINK
ROIDS flawless2858 [Warmup]: foreigner how long til dq
rktm/Fizzz [Warmup]: sem gotta watch walking dead
[CG] Foreigner [Warmup]: 7 minutes
^SROIDS ^WSWIZZZZZZZZZZZ [Warmup]: this nigga fizz only nigga i know that can wrinkle basketball shorts
ROIDS ^EMR.HANDSOMS [Warmup]: 9:58 we win
rktm/Fizzz [Warmup]: this nigga swizza still wear sean john
rktm/emerica [Warmup]: anim wear angry bird t shirts
^SROIDS ^WSWIZZZZZZZZZZZ [Warmup]: this nigga fizz wears Tapout shirts with ugg bootz
ROIDS detdet [Warmup]: anim is a angry birsd
ROIDS detdet [Warmup]: bird
ROIDS Fragzstar [Warmup]: please make a hide and go seek league
ROIDS Fragzstar [Warmup]: rather do that
ROIDS flawless2858 [Warmup]: f1
ROIDS detdet [Warmup]: o btw forei
rktm/Axcess [Warmup]: :(
ROIDS detdet [Warmup]: anim has a birthday party
ROIDS detdet [Warmup]: next week
rktm/emerica [Warmup]: LOL
ROIDS detdet [Warmup]: so we must move our match back an hour
ROIDS Fragzstar [Warmup]: uncle's bday
ROIDS flawless2858 [Warmup]: which one
[CG] Foreigner [Warmup]: an hour later or earlier
ROIDS detdet [Warmup]: later
ROIDS ^EMR.HANDSOMS [Warmup]: anim dressed as a computer tower for holloween this year
rktm/emerica [Warmup]: fucking indians
^SROIDS ^WSWIZZZZZZZZZZZ [Warmup]: this nigga anim had his birthday party at CC7 LAN with winghaven and friends
ROIDS detdet [Warmup]: anim sold his car to go to lan
[CG] Foreigner [Warmup]: you should probably try to play it during the day
ROIDS ^EMR.HANDSOMS [Warmup]: anim birthday party theme was league of legends
rktm/Fizzz [Warmup]: swizzas favorite outfit is a skintight vneck and some white denim pants
ROIDS ^EMR.HANDSOMS [Warmup]: oh shit big mutha fuckin p
ROIDS ^EMR.HANDSOMS [Warmup]: i didn't even see you
ROIDS LOLPLAYER [Warmup]: fukheads get 6th
rktm/peaches [Warmup]: :P
rktm/emerica [Warmup]: well
rktm/emerica [Warmup]: blocked user just joined my channel
ROIDS ^EMR.HANDSOMS [Warmup]: I gotta show you my sons holloween costume that nigga was a cute ass fox
rktm/peaches [Warmup]: hahaha
rktm/jonjon [Warmup]: hAlloween
rktm/emerica [Warmup]: that what fiz was
|REF|Molly [Warmup]: fuck niggers
|REF|Molly [Warmup]: <3 you axcess
ROIDS Fragzstar [Warmup]: use mollu
ROIDS Fragzstar [Warmup]: please
rktm/jonjon [Warmup]: tunnel coming
ROIDS ^EMR.HANDSOMS [Warmup]: ohurcool got promoted to cash register at subway
ROIDS ^EMR.HANDSOMS [Warmup]: congrats
rktm/jonjon [Warmup]: be honest how many tries did it take to get the spelling right in that sentence
^SROIDS ^WSWIZZZZZZZZZZZ [Warmup]: jons palms are sweating every time hes on ETTV
ROIDS Fragzstar [Warmup]: roasted
ROIDS LOLPLAYER [Warmup]: subway eat fresh
rktm/Fizzz [Warmup]: half of roids still on the job hunt though
ROIDS detdet [Warmup]: i employ half of roids so that aint true
|REF|Molly [Warmup]: :D
^SROIDS ^WSWIZZZZZZZZZZZ [Warmup]: emerica the only nigga i know that his heartrate speeds up everytime the game says FIGHT
|REF|Molly [Warmup]: 49ers vs ravens halftime power outage
ROIDS LOLPLAYER [Warmup]: letsg oooo
ROIDS detdet [Countdown]: emerica gotta pull the inhaler out when he gets a triple
rktm/emerica [11:57]: swizza the only nigga i know that would place last in a first grade spelling bee
[11:10]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:08]: [CG] Foreigner disconnected
[10:51]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[10:43]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:42]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[10:40]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:36]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[9:39]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:35]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:25]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:04]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
rktm/emerica [7:50]: lol
rktm/emerica [7:48]: you little fuck
[7:15]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:05]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[6:22]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[5:59]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:00
ROIDS Fragzstar [Warmup]: leaving sem a nd swizza in charge of main
ROIDS Fragzstar [Warmup]: big mistake
rktm/emerica [Warmup]: which one playin engi
ROIDS ^EMR.HANDSOMS [Warmup]: I'll make a big post on how I don't play ET and stepped down from being admin
ROIDS ^EMR.HANDSOMS [Warmup]: afer this game
^SROIDS ^WSWIZZZZZZZZZZZ [Warmup]: sem
|REF|Molly [Warmup]: fragz
rktm/jonjon [Warmup]: better have that dictionary on hand
|REF|Molly [Warmup]: f3
ROIDS ^EMR.HANDSOMS [Warmup]: retail money good
[4:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
rktm/peaches [4:16]: :p
[4:15]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:27]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[2:42]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[1:51]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[1:24]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[0:36]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
ROIDS flawless2858 [0:03]: gg
rktm/emerica [0:00]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:00)
rktm/jonjon [Intermission]: gg
ROIDS ^EMR.HANDSOMS [Intermission]: remember nerds you can't make money off of video gaming
ROIDS ^EMR.HANDSOMS [Intermission]: and it's not a hobby
ROIDS flawless2858 [Intermission]: gg
ROIDS flawless2858 [Intermission]: we done right?
rktm/emerica [Intermission]: ye
[Intermission]: ROIDS MR.HANDSOMS disconnected
[Intermission]: ROIDS detdet disconnected
[Intermission]: ROIDS flawless2858 disconnected
rktm/Axcess [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: rktm/emerica disconnected
[Intermission]: rktm/jonjon disconnected
[Intermission]: rktm/peaches disconnected
[Intermission]: rktm/Axcess disconnected
[Intermission]: ROIDS LOLPLAYER disconnected

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Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

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Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.