LowLandLions vs masterekters (3120 views)

be Kevin
nl timbolina
be ViKO
se elak
nl keke
fi Rong
10.11.15 16:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth MASTERKEKRONG 52 kills
Killing Spree ^JJerrento 5 frags without being killed
Accountant MASTERKEKRONG 93% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ^JJerrento 13 gibs
...and stay dead! ^JJerrento 29% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning elAk x_o 50 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! LowLANLions ViKO 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer elAk x_o 177 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! LowLANLions ViKO 351 damage per frag
What objective? MASTERKEKRONG 365 XP
Red Shirt LowLANLions ViKO 80 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? MASTERKEKKEK 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore MASTERKEKRONG 193 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ^JJerrento 2 team kills
Gingerbread man LowLANLions ViKO 32 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
LowLANLions ViKO403323380621321101487691810/00/328/426/233410728
LowLANLions timbo7629444588001882349090180/02/039/383/418715746
^JJerrento6728445671302198969104003260/04/240/443/2199155510
Jerrento5991012220527236928217282595250/06/2107/4412/224014048
MASTERKEKRONG933655256800151187710545360/02/045/395/322818845
elAk x_o912975055401149597100191380/03/450/340/519218234
MASTERKEKKEK55270305560117651172621820/00/228/333/4217132411
MASTERKEK8093213216618024627985278263560/05/2123/338/421216747
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LowLANLions ViKO4312113301001440422706680/00/210/133/1/D/DDD/DKK/K//K/K/DD/DKDK/KDD//DKKDDK//KKDD
LowLANLions timbo63124142210093214353000/00/014/120/1KK/DKKKKDDK/DDKDK///DKDKDD/DDDK/K//K
^JJerrento2970931400629564595360/00/29/210/2DDKD//DD/DDDDK/KDK/DDKKKDDDDD/KDDDDKDDDD
Jerrento4531536836002910212108311040/00/433/463/4
MASTERKEKRONG108130252320084648404600/02/021/142/1DKKDKKDDKK/KKK/KDDDKD/KKDKK/K/KK/K/KDKKK/DKDDDKD
elAk x_o8011117212001037923664360/02/015/90/2/DK/DKDKK/DKDKK/DDDK/K/K/K/DKK/DKKDK/K
MASTERKEKKEK70901217400723912502810/00/010/102/0KDD/KKK/K/DD/KDKDDKDDK/KDK/K/
MASTERKEK8633154618002510831102121170/04/046/334/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LowLANLions ViKO45841022300932842499580/00/18/132/0K/KKD/DK/DD/D/DK/X/KK/KDDK/DDKDDD
LowLANLions timbo10090181850072817240600/01/014/123/0DD/K/KKK/DKKDK/KKD/KD/KKKKD/KXDKDDDKK
^JJerrento766113173026215725872500/03/011/111/0/DKDKK/DD/KKDTKK/DKK/KDK/TKDDKDD
Jerrento742354157110222825874923080/04/133/366/0
MASTERKEKRONG6912391320023065260100/00/09/100/2K/D/DKDDKKDDDDKDDDXKKKK
elAk x_o1009917171012308332381020/01/317/110/1DKKDDKDK/KDKKKDKDKD/KKDDTKDDKKKDDKD
MASTERKEKKEK4078922101713442419830/00/110/120/3/K//KDDD//DDDDDDKXDDKDTKDDK/KDKK/
MASTERKEK70300355240211749282581850/01/436/330/6
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LowLANLions ViKO1003022100148150000/00/02/10/0DK/K
LowLANLions timbo16816000044083900/00/01/40/2DKDDDDD
^JJerrento1503564100271765800/00/06/20/0DKDKK/KK/K
Jerrento897391220031638199700/00/09/70/2
MASTERKEKRONG166375320001049615180/00/03/32/0KKDKKDDK
elAk x_o1002244100057170200/00/04/40/0KKKDKDDD
MASTERKEKKEK0603000137732100/00/00/20/0DD/
MASTERKEK8965910300119971638180/00/07/92/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LowLANLions ViKO753334000289948700/00/02/21/0KK/DKD/
LowLANLions timbo1332543100169444700/00/04/10/1KDK/DKK
^JJerrento6003861000066836000/00/06/10/0KKKKKDK
Jerrento2699613810032261129400/00/012/41/1
MASTERKEKRONG0705000045499500/00/00/50/0DDDDD
elAk x_o601035000143971100/00/03/30/1DKDKDKD/
MASTERKEKKEK501124000040155500/00/01/41/0DKDDKD
MASTERKEK372851400011294226100/00/04/121/1
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LowLANLions ViKO163421201039671324180/00/02/70/1/DDK/D/DKDDDDS
LowLANLions timbo8036451001554924180/01/03/40/0D/KDKDDKK
^JJerrento100435530021218971400/00/03/32/0KKDKD/KD/K
Jerrento651131122410627393219760/01/08/142/1
MASTERKEKRONG66324610031144111900/00/03/31/0/K/KKDKD/D
elAk x_o2002242000059141400/00/06/30/1KDKDKKDKKD
MASTERKEKKEK125395400001210815180/00/15/20/1DKDKDKKKD
MASTERKEK130931312100329452348180/00/114/81/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
LowLANLions ViKO3030310111313411253370/00/04/60/0D/T/KDSKDKDD/D
LowLANLions timbo751134000051594400/00/03/50/0DDXKDKDK
^JJerrento66376920031253122900/01/05/60/0/DDKDK/DDKK/KKD
Jerrento57781223311631093426370/01/012/170/0
MASTERKEKRONG1503696100215171169180/00/09/40/0K/KK/KKDKDKKKDD
elAk x_o83335600011121129000/00/15/40/0K/KDKKDDDKD
MASTERKEKKEK404625100278865000/00/02/30/0//DDKDK
MASTERKEK911151617200534263109180/00/116/110/0

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Player Chats
LowLANLions ViKO [Countdown]: hf
[10:52]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:27]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:20]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:08]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:33]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:28]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:36]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:07]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:58]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:11]: The Allied Truck is in position!
^JJerrento [0:22]: so why are we using cgac if its obviously a joke that doesnt do shit
MASTERKEKRONG [0:06]: >D
MASTERKEKRONG [0:04]: :D kev
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
MASTERKEKRONG [Intermission]: you aint on cgac!
^JJerrento [Warmup]: yes i am
^JJerrento [Warmup]: i should be,
MASTERKEKRONG [Warmup]: oh
MASTERKEKRONG [Warmup]: dont see you
LowLANLions ViKO [Warmup]: shoutout to the one and only igla
LowLANLions timbo [Warmup]: ye he is, forgot to accept him in team. did now
^JJerrento [Warmup]: sec, loading my hacks
MASTERKEKRONG [Warmup]: :D
^JJerrento [Warmup]: i feel left out, playing clean
^JJerrento [Warmup]: brb
LowLANLions timbo [Warmup]: ive always been clean
LowLANLions timbo [Warmup]: [except for runscape botting]
MASTERKEKRONG [Warmup]: i cheat often
LowLANLions ViKO [Warmup]: ur underwear isn't
MASTERKEKRONG [Warmup]: on my girlfriend
MASTERKEKRONG [Warmup]: :D
MASTERKEKRONG [Warmup]: dialer: be thankful rong was not serious and let us frag
[Countdown]: LowLANLions timbocalled a vote.
[Countdown]: *** Match Reset! ***
[Countdown]: Vote passed!
MASTERKEKRONG [Warmup]: where did kevin go
LowLANLions ViKO [Warmup]: REBOTTING
MASTERKEKRONG [Countdown]: hf
^JJerrento [11:28]: that prefire
^JJerrento [11:27]: :D
[11:22]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:04]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:57]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:32]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:29]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
^JJerrento [9:59]: kk
[9:36]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:27]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
LowLANLions ViKO [9:18]: D
^JJerrento [8:30]: HAHA
[8:18]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:46]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:41]: The Allied Truck is in position!
^JJerrento [6:22]: :D
^JJerrento [6:22]: :DD
MASTERKEKRONG [6:17]: u mad
^JJerrento [6:12]: i dont like playing vs cheaters
[3:50]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:49]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:36]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[2:19]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:40
MASTERKEKRONG [Intermission]: roll of ronk
MASTERKEKRONG [Intermission]: cheetah
LowLANLions timbo [Intermission]: no name
MASTERKEKRONG [Warmup]: ill smoke
^JJerrento [Warmup]: just rup you piece of shit
MASTERKEKKEK [Warmup]: sec i go piss
LowLANLions timbo [Warmup]: ben jij nederlandS?
elAk x_o [Warmup]: brb sauna
LowLANLions timbo [Warmup]: kun je nederlands spreken uberhaupt
LowLANLions ViKO [Warmup]: lol jokermans
LowLANLions timbo [Warmup]: ben jij nl?
MASTERKEKKEK [Warmup]: kurwa
elAk x_o [Warmup]: ja woon kekerdom
MASTERKEKKEK [Warmup]: Lol
LowLANLions timbo [Warmup]: rong said u were dutch, he lied
MASTERKEKKEK [Warmup]: nee ben NL
LowLANLions timbo [Warmup]: hevimies/sungi in disguise?
elAk x_o [Warmup]: me? swedish masterrace
LowLANLions ViKO [Warmup]: enjoy the muslim
elAk x_o [Warmup]: np
LowLANLions timbo [Warmup]: aluha
MASTERKEKKEK [Warmup]: yes belg has no muslim
LowLANLions ViKO [Warmup]: less than swe
LowLANLions timbo [Warmup]: bruxelles
MASTERKEKKEK [Warmup]: cud be
elAk x_o [Warmup]: skinny muslims dont bother me :)
LowLANLions ViKO [Warmup]: k
LowLANLions timbo [Warmup]: :)
MASTERKEKRONG [Countdown]: HF
[9:07]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[8:54]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[8:52]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[8:35]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[7:17]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:43
MASTERKEKRONG [Intermission]: keke pro aimer
LowLANLions ViKO [Intermission]: KEK masteraimer
LowLANLions timbo [Intermission]: topkek
MASTERKEKKEK [Intermission]: masterwreker
MASTERKEKRONG [Intermission]: :
MASTERKEKRONG [Intermission]: :''
elAk x_o [Countdown]: yes we pracced this map very hard
LowLANLions ViKO [Countdown]: probably
LowLANLions timbo [Countdown]: likewise
LowLANLions ViKO [Countdown]: active twats
[0:41]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
MASTERKEKRONG [0:00]: lets do adler?
[0:00]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:43)
MASTERKEKRONG [Intermission]: dont have much time
LowLANLions ViKO [Intermission]: no
LowLANLions ViKO [Intermission]: eliminate
LowLANLions ViKO [Intermission]: -adler
MASTERKEKKEK [Intermission]: XD'
MASTERKEKRONG [Intermission]: :DD
LowLANLions timbo [Intermission]: adlernest, braundorf_b4, erdenberg_t1, et_beach, et_ice, et_ufo_final, frostbite, sp_delivery_te, supply, sw_goldrush_te, tc_base, te_escape2
LowLANLions timbo [Intermission]: heads
MASTERKEKRONG [Intermission]: heads
MASTERKEKRONG [Warmup]: NIGGA
elAk x_o [Warmup]: get a lan face too
MASTERKEKKEK [Warmup]: when is the lan
MASTERKEKRONG [Warmup]: can we swap
MASTERKEKRONG [Warmup]: dont have 12 min
MASTERKEKRONG [Warmup]: xPPPP
LowLANLions ViKO [Warmup]: your map our side
^JJerrento [Warmup]: you should defend then
MASTERKEKRONG [Warmup]: :(
LowLANLions ViKO [Warmup]: just go afk in round 1
[11:24]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:58]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[10:58]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[10:58]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[10:58]: elAk x_o disconnected
[10:58]: Allies team locked from spectators by LowLANLions ViKO
[10:58]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[10:58]: elAk x_o connected
[10:58]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
LowLANLions ViKO [10:58]: inb4 new sens ;)
[10:58]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
LowLANLions timbo [10:58]: swanidius and testi?
[10:58]: elAk x_o disconnected
[10:58]: elAk x_o connected
[10:58]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
^JJerrento [10:58]: we can play without cgac if you want
MASTERKEKRONG [10:58]: kevin why so mad
[10:58]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
MASTERKEKRONG [10:58]: constantly
MASTERKEKRONG [10:58]: lol
LowLANLions ViKO [10:58]: who's kek btw?
LowLANLions timbo [10:58]: hes swearing and shouting on ts, i muted him
LowLANLions ViKO [10:58]: curious
[10:58]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
MASTERKEKRONG [10:58]: keke
MASTERKEKKEK [10:58]: jaymod player
^JJerrento [10:58]: :D
MASTERKEKRONG [10:58]: some silentmodder
LowLANLions ViKO [10:58]: I c
^JJerrento [10:58]: im just surprised this elak piece of shit is allowed to play
[10:58]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
^JJerrento [10:58]: he's scanning harder than zeto in his prime time
LowLANLions timbo [10:58]: same, hes black
[10:58]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
[10:58]: saRiA:D connected
LowLANLions timbo [10:58]: du har en fin rumpa elak
[10:58]: Match resuming in 75 seconds!
elAk x_o [10:58]: gg fuck you
LowLANLions timbo [10:58]: fucktwat
[10:58]: Match resuming in 60 seconds!
^JJerrento [10:58]: i would say i'll make it up at lan but you'll never go to on
^JJerrento [10:58]: #snap
^JJerrento [10:58]: unpause piece of shit
[10:58]: Match resuming in 45 seconds!
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LowLANLions timbo [10:58]: glhf
[10:58]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
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[10:58]: FIGHT!
[10:40]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:40]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:39]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:38]: elAk x_o disconnected
[10:35]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
MASTERKEKRONG [10:34]: llmao
[10:33]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
LowLANLions ViKO [10:32]: elak no want win or?
[10:33]: elAk x_o connected
[10:33]: elAk x_o Unpure client detected. Invalid .PK3 files referenced!
MASTERKEKRONG [10:32]: dunno this is second full he is on alrdy
MASTERKEKRONG [10:33]: so
MASTERKEKRONG [10:33]: :P
[10:32]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
LowLANLions ViKO [10:33]: 2015 & pk3 error
LowLANLions timbo [10:32]: wtf is he doing
MASTERKEKRONG [10:33]: no idea
LowLANLions ViKO [10:33]: (Rong, we know)
^JJerrento [10:32]: he's being himself
LowLANLions timbo [10:33]: :D
^JJerrento [10:33]: meaning, he's acting like a mongol
[10:33]: elAk x_o connected
[10:32]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
LowLANLions timbo [10:33]: wb
LowLANLions timbo [10:33]: and enjoy
^JJerrento [10:32]: wb swedish masterrace
[10:32]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
elAk x_o [10:33]: np
[10:32]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[10:32]: FIGHT!
[10:21]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:53]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:28]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:15]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:53]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:01]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:57]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:57]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:02
MASTERKEKRONG [Intermission]: gg
MASTERKEKRONG [Intermission]: good iwn
MASTERKEKRONG [Intermission]: win
LowLANLions ViKO [Intermission]: 2 12
LowLANLions ViKO [Intermission]: never spaghetti
LowLANLions timbo [Intermission]: macaroni
[3:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[3:11]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[2:40]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[2:40]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[2:37]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:19]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:06]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:43]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:40]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:20]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:07]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:59]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:54]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:49]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:38]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:31]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
LowLANLions ViKO [0:05]: gg ez
MASTERKEKRONG [0:05]: gg
[0:04]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:02)
[Intermission]: LowLANLions ViKO disconnected
MASTERKEKRONG [Intermission]: just give me someone who doesnt get full twice in a row by disconnecting
[Intermission]: Jerrento disconnected

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