P*SSYBASHERS vs nubz (2560 views)

fi Sungi
fi Webe
fi hazz
nl mENACE
fr uYop
cz BOBiKA
12.11.15 21:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth nbs GOD 65 kills
Killing Spree (#)Sungi 11 frags without being killed
Accountant nbs GOD 83% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! (#)Webe 15 gibs
...and stay dead! .<(NUBZ)>. omfg 29% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning nUBZuYop 60 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! (#)Webe 10 SPAM kills
Fragstealer (#)Webe 204 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! nbs GOD 263 damage per frag
What objective? (#)Sungi 510 XP
Red Shirt nUBZuYop 93 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? .<(NUBZ)>. omfg 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore (#)hazz 158 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut (#)Webe 3 team kills
Gingerbread man nbs GOD 30 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
.<(NUBZ)>. omfg61388487914002210452113742960/06/336/486/821814459
nUBZuYop6836864937112612539137075520/02/460/573/519614647
nbs GOD82427657810113014809108834170/05/451/408/322813855
nbs GOD701183177250312278378003596412650/013/4147/4017/321414357
(#)Sungi81510607411022612869109462060/03/554/375/6214148116
(#)Webe73390628515032912837128971290/07/548/4910/320715256
(#)hazz5331948905001710258139571120/01/345/632/921415537
(#)68121917024931057235964378004470/011/3147/6317/921215266
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
.<(NUBZ)>. omfg150711282001189115361300/02/09/61/1KKDKDKKDKDKDKKKKKD/D
nUBZuYop58447121004164018371600/00/06/71/1KDK//KK/KDKDDDDDK/D
nbs GOD120551210100222561271180/00/010/72/1KDDDKDKKK/KDKKDKKK/DDK
nbs GOD10917031304007578746443080/02/025/204/3
(#)Sungi4552511102314561593640/00/06/71/1DKDD/K/DKDK/TDKDTD
(#)Webe73641115301314812006260/00/19/113/1KDK/DDKDDKDDDKTX/KDKDKDDK/KK
(#)hazz5838712100117072188540/00/17/90/3DKDD/KKDDKDXKDKDDXDKD
(#)5915423385037464457871440/00/222/274/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
.<(NUBZ)>. omfg13337863002113780200/00/07/41/0K/KDKKDDKDKK/K
nUBZuYop4533511000312681376250/01/03/81/0K/DDK/KDDDDDKDK/
nbs GOD200538410011347684180/00/05/31/0KK/KDKDKKKDK
nbs GOD1261232121400637522862430/01/015/153/0
(#)Sungi10036770001972114000/00/17/30/1DKKDKKDKK/DDKD
(#)Webe752668000112101207180/00/06/70/0DDKDKDK/KDKDKD
(#)hazz2220290001680140500/00/02/50/2DDDDKKD/DDD
(#)66821524000328623752180/00/115/150/3
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
.<(NUBZ)>. omfg3754616200411931977540/00/15/101/2DDDK/KD/DDD/DKDXDDKK/DK
nUBZuYop3648719100422022905540/00/17/140/0KDDDK/KDDD/D/DDDDDKD/DKDKK
nbs GOD26704151016240622192620/01/23/71/0////K/DKDKDTDDDDK/DD
nbs GOD33172175040114580171013700/01/415/312/2
(#)Sungi90881011200628052078360/02/08/50/1K/X/DKDK/KK/K/KKK/DKDD
(#)Webe1157815133011024951729200/02/012/32/0K/K/KTKD/K///KK/KK/KK/KK/KDKD
(#)hazz100681111100218011994180/00/111/70/1D/K/DDKKDKKKDDKDKKDKKD
(#)10223436356011871015801740/04/131/152/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
.<(NUBZ)>. omfg751434100165040200/01/02/30/0KDKK/DD
nUBZuYop601035000145574800/00/03/30/1DD/DKKDK
nbs GOD7519340001563693180/00/03/30/0KKK/DDD
nbs GOD7043913100316681843180/01/08/90/1
(#)Sungi1003322100139421900/00/02/10/0DKK/
(#)Webe1002033300056860500/00/13/20/0DKDKDK
(#)hazz8320561001881844400/00/04/51/0KDDDKK/DKKD
(#)94731011500218431668400/00/19/81/0
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
.<(NUBZ)>. omfg701271420500933882927540/02/111/91/2K/KKDDKK//KKKDKDKD/DKK//DDKXDD//K/D
nUBZuYop125127302441110412937511430/01/129/111/1/DKKKD/KK/KKDKK/DKD/KKKDKKDKKDDKSTK/DKDKKK/KKK/KKDK/KD/
nbs GOD10510820195001038752759360/01/016/83/1/DKDK///K//KDKDDKKKKKDDKK/K/DKK/KKK/DKK
nbs GOD10036264631411291139294372330/04/256/285/4
(#)Sungi391211128300931733317880/00/210/151/2DKKDD///DKDDKKD//DKKD/D/DK/KDD/KDDDDKDD
(#)Webe451021124000432453666270/02/27/162/2KKDDKDDDDKKDKDKD/KDDDKD/DDKD/DDDDK/
(#)hazz3695113010053019440900/00/011/250/0DDDKDD/DDDDKD//K/DDDD/DKKKDKDKKDDDDKDDDKD
(#)403183382400189437113921150/02/428/563/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
.<(NUBZ)>. omfg2085525100521933730580/01/12/162/3DDDDDDDK///DKDDDDDDD/KK/DDDDDK
nUBZuYop5410612221004284530901700/00/212/140/2/DDKDKDKD/KD/KDDKDKDDDDKDKK/KDDKDD
nbs GOD6912218262101043623257650/03/214/121/1K/DDDDKK//DKDDK/KD//DDKDKDKKK/D/KKDKKD/KKK/S
nbs GOD483133573410199400100772930/04/528/423/6
(#)Sungi1661802515400640692599180/01/221/63/1KDK//KDKKKKDK/K/KDD/KKKKKKKKKKKDDDK/KKKD
(#)Webe7210016226011138383684380/03/111/103/0/K/KKDK/K//K//D/KKKDKK/DKDTDDKDK/DK/KDD
(#)hazz5478122210072170311700/01/110/121/3/K/KD/D/KD/KKD/DKDDDKDK/DKXDDKDKDKD
(#)973585359110124100779400560/05/442/287/4

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Player Chats
nbs GOD [Countdown]: wont get 5kills
nbs GOD [Countdown]: me
.<(NUBZ)>. omfg [11:32]: :D
nbs GOD [11:29]: :D
nbs GOD [11:28]: :D
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:10]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:29]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
nUBZuYop [8:44]: :DD
nUBZuYop [8:44]: :DD
nUBZuYop [8:44]: :DD
.<(NUBZ)>. omfg [8:43]: :D
.<(NUBZ)>. omfg [8:42]: xd
[8:37]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[8:37]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[8:34]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
.<(NUBZ)>. omfg [8:34]: fml
[8:13]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:08]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:05]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:02]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:26]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:26]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:16]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:13]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:13]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 5:46
nbs GOD [Intermission]: shit game is shit
.<(NUBZ)>. omfg [Intermission]: meh
(#)Sungi [Warmup]: highway disconnected.
(#)Sungi [Warmup]: highway: 3on3 is really gay
.<(NUBZ)>. omfg [Warmup]: :D
(#)Webe [Warmup]: [CB]Gold0raK: trolled by rules
(#)hazz [Warmup]: lungey shoutout to shan
(#)Sungi [Countdown]: Domi disconnected.
(#)Sungi [Countdown]: Domi: cba to play vs nerds who played 2on2 for 5 years straight
(#)Webe [Countdown]: [CB]Gold0raK: i quit admin bb
(#)Webe [5:26]: gg :D
[5:21]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
.<(NUBZ)>. omfg [5:02]: :D
[5:01]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[4:53]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[4:53]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[4:53]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:37]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:34]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:12]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:55]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:54]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:29]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:21]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:15]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:44]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:41]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
.<(NUBZ)>. omfg [2:41]: :D
.<(NUBZ)>. omfg [2:40]: :D
.<(NUBZ)>. omfg [2:40]: :D
(#)Sungi [2:39]: :D
nUBZuYop [2:39]: :DD
nUBZuYop [2:39]: :DD
nUBZuYop [2:39]: :DD
[2:34]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:17]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[2:17]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:28 (original: 5:46)
nbs GOD [Intermission]: i bet 1000 on you
nbs GOD [Intermission]: fuckers
(#)Webe [Intermission]: do you assume you stand a chance in adler? :o
nbs GOD [Warmup]: I'm
nbs GOD [Warmup]: can't afford to go to lan to see a bunch of nerds
[7:58]: The Doors are opening!!
[5:49]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[5:49]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:36]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[5:36]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[5:36]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[5:36]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[5:36]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[5:36]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
(#)Sungi [5:36]: just testing if pause bind works
[5:36]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
(#)Sungi [5:36]: carry on
[5:36]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[5:36]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[5:36]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[5:36]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[5:36]: FIGHT!
[2:36]: Main blast door opening!
nbs GOD [2:28]: WHAT
[2:26]: Main blast door closing!
[2:18]: Main blast door opening!
[2:03]: Main blast door closing!
[1:54]: Main blast door opening!
[1:46]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:13
[7:28]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:21]: Main blast door opening!
[7:13]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[7:13]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
.<(NUBZ)>. omfg [6:22]: :D
[6:15]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 1:58 (original: 8:13)
.<(NUBZ)>. omfg [Intermission]: wp
nUBZuYop [Intermission]: ggg
nbs GOD [Intermission]: gg mouse stopped working 5times
(#)Webe [Intermission]: mind pmming me on irc for excuses?
[7:48]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
.<(NUBZ)>. omfg [7:28]: :D
nUBZuYop [7:26]: :D
[7:26]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:12]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:08]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:52]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:00]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:52]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:05]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:36]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:45]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:28]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:28]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:14]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
nbs GOD [10:22]: :D
[7:35]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:19]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:01]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:48]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:23]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:37]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:49]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:45]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
.<(NUBZ)>. omfg [3:20]: :D
[2:51]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:50]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:41]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[2:17]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[1:36]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:31]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:18]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
.<(NUBZ)>. omfg [1:07]: gg
(#)Webe [0:58]: 4th?
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
nUBZuYop [Intermission]: gg bb
(#)Sungi [Intermission]: GG
(#)Webe [Intermission]: so no 4th?
.<(NUBZ)>. omfg [Intermission]: Wp
nbs GOD [Intermission]: ggbb
(#)Webe [Intermission]: k ggs
.<(NUBZ)>. omfg [Intermission]: no man
[Intermission]: .<(NUBZ)>. omfg disconnected
(#)Sungi [Intermission]: forfeit
[Intermission]: nUBZuYop disconnected
(#)Sungi [Intermission]: accept on Cb
[Intermission]: nbs GOD disconnected

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  • Server crash / restart
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Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.