Playing Ducks vs cat in a hat (3436 views)

de kReSti
de FiREBALL
de stRay
be PlAyer
fi Swanidius
fi tOmba

ET United LAN
UB Quarter Finals
Best Of 3

#ET:U - Playoffs - Facebook
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ### kReSti ### 57 kills
Killing Spree ### stRay ### 8 frags without being killed
Accountant ### kReSti ### 108% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ### stRay ### 15 gibs
...and stay dead! ### stRay ### 38% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ### kReSti ### 44 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ciahSwanidiusLAN 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ### kReSti ### 179 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! ### stRay ### 219 damage per frag
What objective? ### stRay ### 370 XP
Red Shirt ciahPlAyerLAN 61 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ciahSwanidiusLAN 7 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ### kReSti ### 167 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ciahSwanidiusLAN 3 team kills
Gingerbread man ciahPlAyerLAN 16 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
ciahSwanidiusLAN61346376190311687391523861/01/631/417/418615037
ciahtOMBALAN64296355511028735386264110/03/232/452/121015736
ciahPlAyerLAN74274456113001685038049540/16/534/375/418913246
ciah6691611717733053522729258278511/110/597/3714/419514636
### stRay ###853703946150110736364931040/02/237/301/618914187
### kReSti ###1083655753110051011588831740/07/444/416/317716865
### FiREBALL ###98307414211021376476684470/04/443/270/318715934
### 97104213714137032825125220603250/013/4124/277/318415665
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ciahSwanidiusLAN768110134003173022341340/01/19/80/0DKKD/DDK/KDDK/KDKDKKDKD
ciahtOMBALAN75989126002144018561330/01/08/90/1DDKKDKK/KDDDKKD/DKKDD
ciahPlAyerLAN66721015100421731918180/03/16/91/1DKD/KKKKDKDDDD/DKKKD/D/DK
ciah72251294011009534360082850/05/223/261/2
### stRay ###175977460011641103500/00/16/21/0KKKDKK/KDKD
### kReSti ###93651516100023522376700/01/213/141/0KDDDKDKDDDDKKDKDKKDKKDKDKDKKDKD
### FiREBALL ###50304800021313126300/01/27/70/1KDDDKKKDKDK/DDDKKDD/K
### 1061922628700353064674700/02/526/232/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ciahSwanidiusLAN4773817001214392580570/00/38/121/0TDKKDKDDDKDK/DKDK/DDKDDDDD
ciahtOMBALAN5056918100318562435760/01/18/150/0XD/KDDDKK/KDKD/DDKKDDDDDDKDK
ciahPlAyerLAN64581117100215022098180/00/19/142/0DDDKKDKKKKDK/KDD/DDDKDDKKDDD
ciah5418728522017479771131510/01/525/413/0
### stRay ###12791141130012192140100/01/013/90/2KKKDDDDDKDKDD/DKDKKKKKKKKX
### kReSti ###1541201711400127071598180/03/114/80/1KKKKKKDDKDDKKKKKDDDKK/DDKKKD
### FiREBALL ###1401021410501222141798410/01/014/80/0KDDKKDDKKDKKDKK/K/KKDKKDT
### 14031345321201471134797590/05/141/250/3
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ciahSwanidiusLAN631011219301422982192550/00/010/123/3DDTKDKDDDKDDDKDKK/KKKD/KK//DDDDK
ciahtOMBALAN8179911400020912293180/01/08/110/0KDDKDDDDKDDKDKKKDDKK
ciahPlAyerLAN7776141870062974255200/02/211/91/2KXDK/KDKDDDDD/KK/KDK/DD/K/KKDKKKD
ciah74256354814011073637037730/03/229/324/5
### stRay ###931121415500522232321360/00/114/80/1/DKKKD/KKK/K/K/DKDKDKKDDDKDKD
### kReSti ###86941315200128052869680/02/17/124/1KDDKKKKDDKKKDDDDDKKDDKK/KDDD
### FiREBALL ###7378111540042009217300/00/111/90/1KD/KDKDKKDKKD/DDK/KDK/DDKD
### 842843845110010703773631040/02/332/294/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ciahSwanidiusLAN58917122012140621461401/00/24/93/1D/KKKDKXKDDX/DDDKKDDDT
ciahtOMBALAN57638140023196620421840/00/18/102/0KDDKTDDK/DKTDKKD//KDDKDD
ciahPlAyerLAN90681011400418541481180/11/18/51/1DKK/KDDDK/K/KKKDK/KDDX
ciah6822225376039522656693421/11/420/246/2
### stRay ###2570416101313071736680/01/04/110/3DK/DDDXDKDDDDKDDD/TDK/
### kReSti ###109861211400322512040180/01/010/71/1KDDKKKDKK//DKDDDDKK/KKK
### FiREBALL ###1339712920152111145060/02/111/30/1KKDKTKD/K/DKKDKK//KKX/K
### 8925328367021156695226920/04/125/211/5

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Player Chats
ciahSwanidiusLAN [Warmup]: then f3:d
one.MerlinatoR [Warmup]: SHOUTCAST ME SWANI
one.MerlinatoR [Warmup]: :p
ciahSwanidiusLAN [Warmup]: gg.
ciahSwanidiusLAN [Warmup]: Oops I'm not
### stRay ### [Warmup]: Rup
ciahSwanidiusLAN [Warmup]: I'm Batman
ciahSwanidiusLAN [Countdown]: gl
### kReSti ### [Countdown]: glhf
### kReSti ### [Countdown]: thx4cast merli :)
ciahSwanidiusLAN [Countdown]: eatpoopoo merli
[11:19]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[11:19]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[11:16]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:01]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:57]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:06]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:03]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:54]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[8:54]: Buzzer connected
[8:54]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[8:54]: 3rd? Buzzer disconnected
[8:54]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[8:54]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
### kReSti ### [8:54]: keyboard+mouse went offline
### kReSti ### [8:54]: :o
ciahSwanidiusLAN [8:54]: gg
[8:54]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[8:54]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[8:54]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
[8:54]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
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[8:54]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
[8:54]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
[8:54]: Match resuming in 75 seconds!
[8:54]: ### FiREBALL ### Server command overflow
[8:54]: Match resuming in 60 seconds!
[8:54]: Axis team locked from spectators by ciahtOMBALAN
[8:54]: Match resuming in 45 seconds!
[8:54]: Match resuming in 30 seconds!
[8:54]: Match resuming in 15 seconds!
[8:54]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[8:54]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[8:54]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[8:54]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[8:54]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
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[8:54]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[8:54]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[8:54]: FIGHT!
[8:49]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:48]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[8:48]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
ciahSwanidiusLAN [8:48]: welcome to ET
[8:48]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
### stRay ### [8:48]: this sucks so hard :/
[8:48]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
### stRay ### [8:48]: it worked all fucking day
### stRay ### [8:48]: and then suddenly it changed
[8:48]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
### stRay ### [8:48]: hes using logitech setpoint
[8:48]: C* FATiH C* connected
[8:48]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
### stRay ### [8:48]: and with some keys somehow setpoint load default settings
ciahSwanidiusLAN [8:48]: :D
### stRay ### [8:48]: we all dunno why ./
ciahSwanidiusLAN [8:48]: good program
[8:48]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
[8:48]: DUCODelTorrodmin connected
[8:48]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
[8:48]: DUCODelTorrodmin disconnected
[8:48]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
[8:48]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
ciahPlAyerLAN [8:48]: it working now?
[8:48]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
### stRay ### [8:48]: no
### kReSti ### [8:48]: binding other keys now
### stRay ### [8:48]: he need to change his binds
### kReSti ### [8:48]: D:
### stRay ### [8:48]: thats fucking shit
[8:48]: Match resuming in 75 seconds!
[8:48]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[8:48]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[8:48]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[8:48]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[8:48]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
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[8:48]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[8:48]: FIGHT!
[8:41]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:24]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:01]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:50]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:41]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:27]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:24]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[5:24]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:35
### kReSti ### [Intermission]: gg
ciahSwanidiusLAN [Intermission]: gg
### stRay ### [Warmup]: Rup
ciahSwanidiusLAN [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[Countdown]: DUCODelTorrodmin connected
[Countdown]: DUCODelTorrodmin disconnected
[4:13]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[4:10]: DUCODelTorrodmin connected
[3:15]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[3:15]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[3:15]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:05]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:04]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:46]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:40]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:23]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:05]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:31]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:20]: DUCODelTorrodmin disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:35)
### kReSti ### [Intermission]: gg wp
### kReSti ### [Intermission]: 2min cig
### stRay ### [Warmup]: Rup
ciahSwanidiusLAN [Countdown]: gl
### kReSti ### [Countdown]: hfgl
### stRay ### [Countdown]: hf
[11:43]: DUCODelTorrodmin connected
[10:16]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:12]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:34]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:47]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:18]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:59]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:43]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[6:38]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:00]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[5:28]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:23]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:27]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[4:06]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:04]: DUCODelTorrodmin disconnected
[3:19]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[2:13]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:46
ciahSwanidiusLAN [Intermission]: gg
### stRay ### [Warmup]: Rup
ciahSwanidiusLAN [Warmup]: I'm Batman
[7:24]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:21]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[7:12]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:43]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:39]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:29]: DUCODelTorroxD connected
[6:21]: DUCODelTorroxD disconnected
[6:12]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:08]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:45]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:09]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[5:07]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:49]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:35]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:40]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[3:21]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[3:20]: DUCODelTorroxD connected
[3:13]: DUCODelTorroxD disconnected
### stRay ### [3:07]: gg
[2:20]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:26 (original: 9:46)
### kReSti ### [Intermission]: gg
ciahSwanidiusLAN [Intermission]: hh
ciahSwanidiusLAN [Intermission]: gg
ciahtOMBALAN [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: ciahSwanidiusLAN disconnected
[Intermission]: ciahtOMBALAN disconnected

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