Alvin and the Chipmunks vs LowLandLions (3440 views)

de Bl4d3
de KRESTi
de FLoPJEHZ
be ViKO
nl timbolina
fr Snatix
03.12.15 22:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth -=C=- Simon 59 kills
Killing Spree -=C=- Simon 5 frags without being killed
Accountant -=C=- ALViN 84% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! LLL Snatix 14 gibs
...and stay dead! LLL Snatix 30% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning LLL t1Mbo <3 53 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! -=C=- Simon 11 SPAM kills
Fragstealer -=C=- ALViN 189 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! LLL Snatix 255 damage per frag
What objective? -=C=- THEODORE 479 XP
Red Shirt LLL ViKO 99 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? -=C=- Simon 7 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore -=C=- ALViN 181 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut -=C=- Simon 3 team kills
Gingerbread man LLL ViKO 42 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
-=C=- Simon83418597012131912385112603810/01/150/4811/321015957
-=C=- THEODORE7847954696031810733108714530/02/249/466/419915855
-=C=- ALViN844115869900161115611671720/04/248/486/719216945
-=C=- 82130817120827165334274338029060/07/2147/4823/720016256
LLL ViKO52380529912114211726104012440/01/044/528/422610437
LLL t1Mbo <37137657809012511259121992470/01/553/424/819815235
LLL Snatix6038746761410151081711674510/03/240/483/1223515237
LLL 60114315525535228233802342745420/05/2137/4815/1222013636
Player Summary for et_ufo_final
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
-=C=- Simon502636000265358000/00/03/50/0KK/X/DDDKD
-=C=- THEODORE10042551011837896570/00/16/30/0KD/KKDTKKDD
-=C=- ALViN12533540002775816360/01/12/12/0KKKK/K/DD
-=C=- 921011315101522652292930/01/211/92/0
LLL ViKO574747000367754100/01/03/30/1/D/DD/KKDKK
LLL t1Mbo <3804245100010791061180/00/14/30/1DKDDDKKDK
LLL Snatix502724200053666300/01/01/40/0DDDDKK
LLL 621161016300322922265180/02/18/100/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
-=C=- Simon401825000168784600/00/02/30/1D/KDKDD
-=C=- THEODORE335026100064495800/00/02/50/1DDKDDDKD
-=C=- ALViN33726000232891300/00/02/30/1K/DDK/DD
-=C=- 357561710031659271700/00/06/110/3
LLL ViKO712057200698245800/00/03/12/0///KDK/K//KK
LLL t1Mbo <38031450003109168400/00/04/20/0K/DK/K/DK
LLL Snatix1003155300264451700/00/04/31/0DKKK/KDK/D
LLL 84821417500112717165900/00/011/63/0
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
-=C=- Simon133801293013187416572570/00/012/61/0DTKDKDKK//DKK/KKKKKDKD
-=C=- THEODORE636771110031873153300/00/06/81/0/KKDDD/KDDKD/DDKKK
-=C=- ALViN4751817200314832017360/01/16/131/1DK/DXDKDKDD/DKDKDDKD/KKDDD
-=C=- 8119827376019523052072930/01/124/273/1
LLL ViKO33736184016192519791400/00/06/111/1/D/KKDDTD/KD/D/DDKDKDDDK/
LLL t1Mbo <392511213100616601656360/00/111/51/1KK//DKK/KK/K/KD/KKDDKDDKD
LLL Snatix8363101200041622159500/01/09/70/2/KDDKK/KDXDDKK/KD/DKKDK
LLL 69187284350116520752301760/01/126/232/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
-=C=- Simon28096145511123371171240/01/07/47/0KKKKDK/KTKKKDKKDKKKDS
-=C=- THEODORE1006699000317931983170/00/08/71/0DKDK//KXDDD/KKKKKDK
-=C=- ALViN1717712700012039135500/00/011/41/2DKK/KKDKKDKKKKKDDKD
-=C=- 1842393521511561694509410/01/026/159/2
LLL ViKO535171300041741167300/00/06/91/0KDDKDDDK/KDDDKKK//D/
LLL t1Mbo <34038615000018022554780/00/16/90/5KDKDDDDDKDDKDDDDDKDKD
LLL Snatix23203131101966194200/00/02/71/4DDDDKDDKKSDDDDD/
LLL 391091641110545096169780/00/114/252/9
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
-=C=- Simon4032410100013801669230/00/04/80/2DDKDDDDDDDKDKK
-=C=- THEODORE85606710001041158600/02/14/60/0KKDDDDDKKDDKK
-=C=- ALViN604661020011110166300/00/06/80/1KD/DDKDKKDDDKDKD
-=C=- 621381627400135314918230/02/114/220/3
LLL ViKO814191131041838122200/00/08/61/0KKDK/KK/SK/K/DKDDKDD
LLL t1Mbo <3100558820051058952430/00/17/21/0DK/KK/K/KKDK//KD
LLL Snatix1006999400220221357360/01/17/61/0KDDK/K/KDKDKDKKDKD
LLL 9416526289101149183531790/01/222/143/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
-=C=- Simon75276800031279101800/00/05/51/0KDKKDKK/D//KDD
-=C=- THEODORE572147101181411152130/00/03/52/1KDDKDTDKK/DD
-=C=- ALViN1333043100083369000/00/04/20/2KXKKDKDD
-=C=- 887814182014292628232130/00/012/123/3
LLL ViKO5734473003690728760/00/03/31/1DD/KDKDKK//
LLL t1Mbo <314045753011991988550/00/06/42/0KKKDKDKDTD/KK
LLL Snatix37253820021142121000/00/03/50/2DDDD/KKXDDK/
LLL 7810414208016282329261310/00/012/123/3
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
-=C=- Simon4067615101417322245770/00/06/111/0KDKD/DDD/DDDTD/KK/KDKD
-=C=- THEODORE76971013001517741553600/00/010/61/2DKK//DKKK/DDK/KDKDTDKD/K
-=C=- ALViN10890131240042573197200/01/011/101/0DD//KDKKDK/KXKXDKKK/DKDKDKK
-=C=- 75254294050213607957701370/01/027/273/2
LLL ViKO7065121700072284211200/00/010/102/0D/KD/DKK/KDK/KKDK/DKK/DKKD/DD
LLL t1Mbo <37563912100418691910170/00/19/70/0K/DDK/DKKD/K/DKDKKDKD
LLL Snatix466161310021617205700/00/06/80/3K/D/KKKKDDDDDKDDDDD
LLL 6418927422001357706079170/00/125/252/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
-=C=- Simon10072121220052443207400/00/111/61/0DKKDK/KDKDKK/DKK/KDK//KD
-=C=- THEODORE1007611111005195712471060/00/010/61/0D//KDKKKKK/KDD//KKKDKD
-=C=- ALViN807781000032015224500/01/06/71/0D/DKKDKDD/KKKK/DDK
-=C=- 93225313330013641555661060/01/127/193/0
LLL ViKO2649519000915891688280/00/05/90/1/K//DK/DDDD/K//K/DDDD/KD
LLL t1Mbo <3415171710061709239400/01/06/100/1K//D/KDDDDKDKD/DDK/D/KKD
LLL Snatix6691812100222682333150/00/18/80/1KKDDDDKKK/DKDDD/DKKD
LLL 4419120482001755666415430/01/119/270/3

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Player Chats
-=C=- Simon [Warmup]: we know him for a longer time
-=C=- ALViN [Warmup]: ye hes a cool guy
-=C=- Simon [Warmup]: i met him from stray
-=C=- Simon [Warmup]: stray met him through jeager
-=C=- Simon [Warmup]: if oyu know him
LLL ViKO [Warmup]: JAEGER THE CHEATER
LLL t1Mbo <3 [Warmup]: achso
LLL t1Mbo <3 [Warmup]: jaegermeister
-=C=- ALViN [Warmup]: one of strays 10 possible fathers
-=C=- Simon [Warmup]: dirty is awesome
LLL ViKO [Countdown]: hf boys
-=C=- ALViN [Countdown]: hf :D
-=C=- Simon [Countdown]: wp
[11:15]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
-=C=- Simon [11:05]: :}
[10:45]: Allies have breached the side entrance!
[10:01]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
-=C=- ALViN [8:17]: :D
-=C=- ALViN [8:17]: :D
-=C=- ALViN [8:17]: :D
-=C=- ALViN [8:17]: :D
[8:12]: Allies Transmitted the UFO Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:48
-=C=- ALViN [Intermission]: close
-=C=- Simon [Intermission]: wherever flop went
-=C=- Simon [Intermission]: :DD
LLL Snatix [Intermission]: :DD
-=C=- THEODORE [Intermission]: rip
-=C=- THEODORE [Intermission]: :3
LLL ViKO [Intermission]: snatix on ts: as easy as damon rofl
LLL Snatix [Intermission]: best map eu
LLL Snatix [Warmup]: LOL
-=C=- Simon [Warmup]: :DD
-=C=- THEODORE [Warmup]: +1 snatix
LLL Snatix [Warmup]: I didn't say shit btw.
LLL t1Mbo <3 [Countdown]: ah you mean the new 1on1 practice ladder for Damon used by Damon only
[3:33]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:05]: Allies have breached the main entrance!
[2:27]: Allies have breached the side entrance!
[0:05]: Allied team has dropped the UFO documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:48)
-=C=- ALViN [Intermission]: gg wp
-=C=- THEODORE [Intermission]: aright
-=C=- THEODORE [Intermission]: this map
-=C=- THEODORE [Intermission]: is shit
-=C=- THEODORE [Intermission]: :3
LLL ViKO [Intermission]: thats exactly why we play it
LLL t1Mbo <3 [Intermission]: focus more on darts
LLL t1Mbo <3 [Warmup]: deryn: ROFL me and gav said he looked like him when we was watching darts not long ago xDD
-=C=- Simon [Warmup]: :}
-=C=- THEODORE [Warmup]: :(
-=C=- THEODORE [Countdown]: sadface
LLL ViKO [Countdown]: hf
[11:00]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:57]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:50]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:34]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[9:28]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:07]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
LLL Snatix [9:05]: prolly the best defense i've seen so far
[9:03]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
-=C=- Simon [8:58]: :}
[7:09]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[7:01]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
LLL t1Mbo <3 [6:44]: my CGAC closed
-=C=- ALViN [6:40]: same
LLL t1Mbo <3 [6:36]: lol
[6:18]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
-=C=- THEODORE [5:58]: :)
-=C=- ALViN [5:27]: :D
-=C=- ALViN [5:27]: :D
LLL t1Mbo <3 [5:25]: cgac closed for all?
[5:25]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:34
-=C=- Simon [Intermission]: yeo
-=C=- Simon [Intermission]: yellow error
-=C=- THEODORE [Intermission]: oh it was cgac
-=C=- THEODORE [Intermission]: i thought it was my irc
-=C=- THEODORE [Intermission]: lol
LLL Snatix [Warmup]: all cheaters
LLL Snatix [Warmup]: gg
-=C=- Simon [Warmup]: gg
-=C=- THEODORE [Warmup]: gg
-=C=- THEODORE [Warmup]: damon got the forfeit afterwards
LLL t1Mbo <3 [Warmup]: :D
LLL Snatix [Warmup]: :DD
-=C=- THEODORE [Warmup]: :)
-=C=- Simon [Warmup]: inb4 damon speccing snatix with r_shownormals 1
LLL t1Mbo <3 [Warmup]: o guys please
LLL t1Mbo <3 [Warmup]: cgac is solid
LLL ViKO [Warmup]: word sheet titled "how to outplay snatix"
LLL Snatix [Warmup]: it busted zaaba
LLL Snatix [Warmup]: :)))
LLL t1Mbo <3 [Warmup]: zaaba isnt a brainiac
-=C=- Simon [Warmup]: i hate the cybergamer website
-=C=- Simon [Warmup]: clanbase/esl was good
LLL t1Mbo <3 [Countdown]: slow as fuck
-=C=- Simon [Countdown]: or GET-Liga
-=C=- Simon [Countdown]: if you rembmer it
LLL t1Mbo <3 [Countdown]: get_right*
LLL Snatix [6:33]: ye but never played it cause no german, :s
[6:15]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:12]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[5:43]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
LLL Snatix [5:33]: why do much delay with the nade
-=C=- Simon [5:30]: :}
[5:16]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[4:16]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
-=C=- THEODORE [4:16]: :d
-=C=- THEODORE [4:16]: :)
LLL ViKO [4:15]: damon ddosing snatix
-=C=- THEODORE [4:15]: gg
LLL t1Mbo <3 [4:15]: gg
-=C=- Simon [4:16]: gg
-=C=- ALViN [4:16]: gg
LLL ViKO [4:16]: gg
[4:16]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
LLL t1Mbo <3 [4:16]: 180!
-=C=- THEODORE [4:16]: haha
-=C=- THEODORE [4:15]: fagget
LLL Snatix [4:16]: gg
[4:16]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
LLL Snatix [4:16]: the fuck is that shit
LLL t1Mbo <3 [4:15]: whenever people ask you who you look like, you know what to answer
[4:16]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
-=C=- THEODORE [4:16]: what was his name again
[4:16]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
LLL Snatix [4:15]: cancer internet
LLL Snatix [4:16]: gives me aids
LLL t1Mbo <3 [4:16]: benito van de pas
-=C=- THEODORE [4:16]: never gonna remember that
[4:16]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[4:16]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
LLL t1Mbo <3 [4:16]: xDD
LLL t1Mbo <3 [4:15]: tattoo it
[4:16]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
[4:16]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
-=C=- Simon [4:16]: tattoo his face on his back
-=C=- Simon [4:16]: :}
[4:16]: Match resuming in 105 seconds!
LLL t1Mbo <3 [4:16]: they have same haircut and same glasses
LLL t1Mbo <3 [4:16]: and same head
LLL t1Mbo <3 [4:16]: its gg
LLL Snatix [4:16]: go?
[4:16]: Match resuming in 90 seconds!
LLL t1Mbo <3 [4:16]: starting
LLL ViKO [4:16]: and his gaming nick is DROPJeHZ
[4:16]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[4:16]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[4:16]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[4:16]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
LLL t1Mbo <3 [4:16]: glhf yallyall
[4:16]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[4:16]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[4:16]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[4:16]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[4:16]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
-=C=- THEODORE [4:16]: :d
[4:16]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[4:16]: FIGHT!
LLL Snatix [2:47]: tails
-=C=- Simon [2:45]: :}
LLL t1Mbo <3 [2:26]: http://www.crossfire.nu/journals/154806/viko-overwatch-ban-csgo
-=C=- ALViN [2:22]: :D
-=C=- ALViN [2:22]: :D
LLL Snatix [2:09]: you wouldn't so hit without tank
LLL Snatix [2:08]: :ddd
-=C=- Simon [2:06]: :}
[0:47]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
LLL ViKO [0:38]: 50-50
-=C=- THEODORE [0:33]: :d
-=C=- THEODORE [0:33]: :)
-=C=- Simon [0:31]: :}
-=C=- Simon [0:31]: :}
-=C=- Simon [0:31]: :}
-=C=- Simon [0:31]: :}
-=C=- Simon [0:31]: :}
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:34)
-=C=- THEODORE [Intermission]: EASY
-=C=- Simon [Intermission]: gg
-=C=- THEODORE [Intermission]: @ timbo
LLL Snatix [Intermission]: fuck
-=C=- THEODORE [Intermission]: :*
LLL t1Mbo <3 [Intermission]: calm down benito
-=C=- THEODORE [Intermission]: haha
LLL Snatix [Intermission]: almost made it
LLL ViKO [Countdown]: hf boys
LLL Snatix [Countdown]: everything above 3 minutes is bad
LLL Snatix [Countdown]: hf
-=C=- Simon [Countdown]: hf
-=C=- THEODORE [Countdown]: u dont remember?
LLL t1Mbo <3 [Countdown]: glhf guys and blade
LLL ViKO [Countdown]: ^
-=C=- THEODORE [Countdown]: :)
[9:10]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[9:06]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
-=C=- THEODORE [8:43]: :)
[8:26]: The Axis have blown the Side Wall!
LLL ViKO [6:12]: lol
LLL ViKO [6:11]: my pants
[6:11]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[5:47]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[3:42]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:17
-=C=- Simon [Intermission]: gg
LLL Snatix [Intermission]: gg
[Countdown]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[5:44]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[5:38]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[5:36]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[5:22]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[4:50]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[4:25]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[4:24]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[4:08]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
LLL Snatix [3:09]: how
LLL Snatix [3:09]: :d
-=C=- Simon [3:07]: :D
-=C=- Simon [2:45]: gg
LLL ViKO [2:44]: gg
-=C=- THEODORE [2:42]: gg
-=C=- ALViN [2:37]: gg
LLL ViKO [2:16]: supply?
[2:14]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
-=C=- ALViN [Intermission]: y
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:03 (original: 6:17)
-=C=- ALViN [Intermission]: y
-=C=- Simon [Intermission]: sure
LLL Snatix [Intermission]: I was all-in on you guys
LLL Snatix [Intermission]: Had my last 2 euros
[11:05]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:49]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:27]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:15]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:58]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:53]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:35]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[8:25]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:47]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:58]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:57]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[6:16]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:15]: The Allies have activated the crane!
LLL Snatix [6:07]: 1hp hero
[6:02]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
LLL ViKO [5:14]: wp
-=C=- THEODORE [5:08]: GG
LLL Snatix [4:57]: fuck off
LLL Snatix [4:57]: .d
-=C=- Simon [4:55]: :}
[4:46]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:13
-=C=- Simon [Intermission]: adler after?
LLL ViKO [Intermission]: sure
LLL Snatix [Intermission]: nope
LLL Snatix [Intermission]: :P
-=C=- THEODORE [Intermission]: :o
LLL t1Mbo <3 [Intermission]: :o
-=C=- Simon [Intermission]: :o
LLL ViKO [Warmup]: :o
LLL Snatix [Warmup]: :o
LLL t1Mbo <3 [Warmup]: benito has to start his dart practice
-=C=- THEODORE [Countdown]: beni who
LLL t1Mbo <3 [Countdown]: :(
-=C=- THEODORE [Countdown]: :)
[6:46]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:29]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:09]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:07]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
LLL Snatix [4:55]: nice nade
-=C=- THEODORE [4:52]: :)
[3:34]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:31]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:35]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:34]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[2:02]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[1:58]: The Allied Truck is in position!
-=C=- Simon [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:13)
LLL Snatix [Intermission]: gg
LLL t1Mbo <3 [Intermission]: gg

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