PoKeMaNs vs maladjusted (3538 views)
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06.01.16 21:45 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | #mj|symbol | 70 kills |
Killing Spree | #mj|symbol | 8 frags without being killed |
Accountant | #mj|symbol | 121% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | #mj|Mabuse | 26 gibs |
...and stay dead! | #mj|Mabuse | 58% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | #mj|symbol | 56 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | #mj|kitt | 10 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | #Hdy | 143 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | #mj|kitt | 225 damage per frag |
What objective? | poke shady | 399 XP |
Red Shirt | #Hdy | 90 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | hoee | 13 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | poke shady | 152 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | #mj|kitt | 3 team kills |
Gingerbread man | #mj|symbol | 26 /kills |
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#Hdy [Warmup]: | i could never play with sqzz cuz then i'd have to ejaculate constantly |
poke shady [Warmup]: | rofl |
hoee [Warmup]: | xD |
#mj|Mabuse [Warmup]: | lol |
#Hdy [Warmup]: | then they will be like: SHOOT and i'll be like: I AM SHOOTING |
poke shady [Warmup]: | xd |
hoee [Warmup]: | xDDDDD |
#mj|symbol [Warmup]: | hahahaha voll nich witzig |
#mj|Mabuse [Warmup]: | :D |
poke shady [Countdown]: | wieso lachst du dann |
poke shady [Countdown]: | das versteh ich nich :s |
#mj|symbol [Countdown]: | damit der nicht alleine ist |
#mj|Mabuse [Countdown]: | hf |
[11:25]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[11:22]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
[10:55]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[10:37]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[10:02]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[10:00]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[9:46]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
#mj|symbol [9:37]: | symbol wann holst du paysafecard fuer andermands |
[8:23]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[8:14]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:21]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[6:25]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[5:11]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
[5:11]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
[4:43]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[3:58]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 8:01 |
hoee [Intermission]: | wp |
#mj|Mabuse [Intermission]: | gg |
hoee [7:08]: | :XD |
[2:49]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:01) |
hoee [Intermission]: | gege |
#mj|Mabuse [Intermission]: | gg |
[10:31]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:16]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
poke shady [9:54]: | :$ |
[9:46]: | Main Gate has been destroyed! |
[8:50]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[8:46]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:00]: | The West Flak88 has been destroyed! |
#Hdy [6:44]: | GG |
#mj|symbol [6:43]: | wp |
#mj|symbol [6:39]: | symbol wann holst du paysafecard fuer andermands |
[6:36]: | The East Flak88 has been destroyed! |
[6:36]: | Both Flak88 guns have been destroyed! |
#mj|Mabuse [6:35]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 5:24 |
poke shady [Intermission]: | andermands |
poke shady [Intermission]: | wtf |
#mj|Mabuse [Warmup]: | verzwickte story mit kresti |
#mj|Mabuse [Warmup]: | :D |
[Countdown]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[3:18]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[3:14]: | The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker! |
[3:13]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[2:56]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[2:37]: | Main Gate has been destroyed! |
[1:27]: | The West Flak88 has been destroyed! |
hoee [0:16]: | wp |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:24) |
#mj|Mabuse [Intermission]: | gg |
poke shady [Intermission]: | tails |
poke shady [Warmup]: | und was soll des bedeuten |
#mj|symbol [Warmup]: | das der auch stoecke zahlen will |
#mj|Mabuse [Warmup]: | :D |
poke shady [Warmup]: | :] |
poke shady [Warmup]: | #michaeljackson |
#mj|symbol [Warmup]: | #arnoduebel |
#mj|Mabuse [Countdown]: | #peterZwegat |
[11:58]: | #Hdycalled a vote. |
[11:56]: | Vote FAILED! (Match Reset ) |
[11:54]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
#Hdy [11:54]: | reset pls |
#Hdy [11:54]: | :D |
#mj|symbol [11:54]: | no |
hoee [11:54]: | his mous e:XD |
#Hdy [11:54]: | something wrong with my mouse |
poke shady [11:54]: | got eaten |
[11:54]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
hoee [11:54]: | naughty cat |
[11:54]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[11:54]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[11:54]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[11:54]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
poke shady [11:54]: | nawti |
[11:54]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[11:54]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[11:54]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[11:54]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[11:54]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[11:54]: | #mj|Mabusecalled a vote. |
[11:54]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[11:54]: | *** Match Reset! *** |
[11:54]: | Vote passed! |
#mj|Mabuse [Warmup]: | aber geh ma in den ac shady |
#mj|symbol [Warmup]: | und deryn ebenso |
hoee [Warmup]: | ? |
hoee [Warmup]: | if ur talkin about me |
hoee [Warmup]: | talk in english plz |
#mj|symbol [Warmup]: | deryn urnt in ac |
#mj|symbol [Warmup]: | said kitt |
hoee [Warmup]: | :D |
hoee [Warmup]: | i was |
#mj|symbol [Warmup]: | care |
#mj|symbol [Warmup]: | lets play |
hoee [Warmup]: | it made some noise not long ago |
#mj|symbol [Warmup]: | shady sieh zu das du cgac kommst |
poke shady [Warmup]: | hab |
poke shady [Warmup]: | willst wieder n screen? xd |
#mj|Mabuse [Warmup]: | drück ma F1 und öffne console |
poke shady [Warmup]: | f1? :o |
poke shady [Warmup]: | oh |
poke shady [Warmup]: | ja |
poke shady [Warmup]: | und jetz? |
#mj|symbol [Warmup]: | du bis nich drin |
poke shady [Warmup]: | oh da steh ich nich |
poke shady [Warmup]: | aber wenn cgac nich laufen wuerde koennte ichs kaum machen oder |
poke shady [Warmup]: | xd |
#mj|symbol [Warmup]: | wieso arbeitest du nicht mit hans entertainment? |
#mj|Mabuse [Warmup]: | kein plan alter |
#mj|Mabuse [Warmup]: | am anfang warst drinne |
#mj|Mabuse [Warmup]: | mach ma'n restart mit dem ding |
poke shady [Warmup]: | ich bin nie raus aus et |
poke shady [Warmup]: | oder disconnected |
poke shady [Warmup]: | lol |
#mj|Mabuse [Warmup]: | wird schon, musst nur kurz neu machen |
#mj|symbol [Warmup]: | komisch das nur du wieder probleme hast |
poke shady [Warmup]: | xD |
poke shady [Warmup]: | ja |
poke shady [Warmup]: | von mir aus restarte |
#Hdy [Warmup]: | Pff |
#Hdy [Warmup]: | all these cheaters in my team |
hoee [Warmup]: | wasting my valuable 6o6 gaming time ffss |
poke shady [Warmup]: | :DD |
hoee [Warmup]: | :D |
poke shady [Warmup]: | dont let them waste ur precious 3v3 time |
[Countdown]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:45]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:44]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:42]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:20]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:58]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[9:49]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[8:01]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[8:00]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[7:56]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:42]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[6:57]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[6:04]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[4:53]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[4:50]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[4:37]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
#mj|Mabuse [3:43]: | pause.. |
[3:43]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[3:43]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[3:43]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[3:43]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[3:43]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
#mj|Mabuse [3:43]: | unpause.. |
[3:43]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[3:43]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[3:43]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[3:43]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[3:43]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[3:43]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[3:43]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[3:43]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[3:43]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[3:43]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[3:43]: | FIGHT! |
[2:52]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 9:07 |
hoee [Intermission]: | wp |
#mj|Mabuse [Intermission]: | gg |
poke shady [6:47]: | ddddddddd |
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You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
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of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.