P*SSYBASHERS vs PoKeMaNs (3074 views)

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fi Rong
fi Webe
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de Shady
nl yii
08.01.16 16:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth pussy lrd 60 kills
Killing Spree pussy Rong 7 frags without being killed
Accountant pussy Rong 104% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! pussy WeBe 13 gibs
...and stay dead! PokeHdy 34% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning pussy Rong 56 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! pussy WeBe 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer pussy lrd 172 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! PokeHdy 285 damage per frag
What objective? pussy Rong 439 XP
Red Shirt PokeHdy 79 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? PokeHdy 17 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore pussy Rong 183 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut pussy WeBe 3 team kills
Gingerbread man PokeHdy 25 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
IIYEKOP7131052738001710816112831320/05/444/523/2208155410
PokeHdy4428735791201257964100241480/01/135/510/2228127317
SHPOKEDy6735453773222511422113712610/05/647/383/621614439
POKE6195114022923236730202326785410/011/6126/386/6217142312
pussy Rong1024395856121017122709658540/01/256/371/321216979
pussy lrd79325607610012110521109821610/06/350/485/517514545
pussy WeBe633324267130321988795625650/03/535/416/023514336
pussy 80109616019935145932678302027800/010/5141/4112/020715257
Player Summary for erdenberg_t1
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
IIYEKOP4149717100420651968360/01/24/122/1D//KKK/XKXDDDDD/KDDDKDKDDD
PokeHdy7162101430061501208400/01/09/80/0KDDD/KKDD/KKKDD/KK/KK//D
SHPOKEDy845711130126206815841660/01/110/42/1/KKKDK/K/TKSTDDKK/K//KDDKD
POKE65168284441216563456362020/03/323/244/2
pussy Rong697491320041989170400/01/08/80/2DKDD/KD/K/D/KKDDKDDKKKX
pussy lrd73471115100516472223180/00/110/71/3KKDD/KDDDK/KK/KDDKDD/KDK/XK
pussy WeBe50807142025200017072440/01/16/82/0K/DDDKD/DDKK/KD/DK/TTKD
pussy 64201274250214563656342620/02/224/233/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
IIYEKOP535871310011205176260/01/06/100/1KK/KDDDDDDDDDDKDKKKD
PokeHdy103821920059222066180/00/02/120/2/K//DDDD/DD/DDDDDDDKD
SHPOKEDy55701120200626562559140/00/010/141/0KDK/DK//KDD/DDKDK/DK/DDKDKDDKKD
POKE3916620525001247836387380/01/018/361/3
pussy Rong30010718650022392146300/00/017/41/0DKDKKKKKKK/KK/KKKKDKDKKK
pussy lrd100571010100317311493180/00/010/60/1DDK/DKKDDK/KKKDKK/KD
pussy WeBe8580121440052264182700/00/19/82/0DDKDKKK//K/KK/KKDKK/DDDKDD
pussy 162244403010001063874783180/00/136/183/1
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
IIYEKOP821131923300639114112180/03/216/160/0KDKDKK/K/KK/KDDKDK/DDDKDXDDDKKDKDKKDD/KK/DK
PokeHdy28877253016225529021120/00/18/180/0/DKKD/KD/KDDDD/DKTDDDK/DD/KDDDDDD
SHPOKEDy451141124000532994105230/01/510/110/3/DKD//DD/DDDKK/KDDKKKDDDKKDDDDDKDKD
POKE523143772601179465111191530/04/834/450/3
pussy Rong140125211540054497306100/00/121/90/1/KXKDKK/DDDKKKDKK/KDKKKKKKDK/DKK/KDKD
pussy lrd9510821224018369836441250/06/113/133/0DKKTDKD/DKDDKDKDKKD//K/D/KDKKK/KDKKK/K/KDKKD
pussy WeBe689313193006292427601810/02/210/111/0K/DD/DK/KKKDDD/KKDKKKD/DKDKDD/KD
pussy 10132655561101191111994653060/08/444/334/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
IIYEKOP95901920300636353441720/00/018/141/0DKD/KDKKKDKKDDDDKK/K/KDKDDK/KKDKDKK//KD
PokeHdy761001621400832862972180/00/016/130/0DKDK/D/K/KK/DDDDK/DKDDKK/KK/K/DKKDKKD
SHPOKEDy1001132020110833993123580/03/017/90/2DKKD/DKKK/DKDDKK/KK/KDKK/DK/DK/KK/DKDKKS
POKE903035561810221032095361480/03/051/361/2
pussy Rong451331022110633923430540/00/110/160/0KDK//K//SDDDD/DKKKDDDKDK/KDDDDDKDX
pussy lrd62113182940053445362200/00/117/221/1KKDKDDKD/DD/KDDK/K//DDKDKDDKKKDDDDDKDKKDDKDKKDD
pussy WeBe507910204015269932681400/00/110/141/0KD/K/DDKKD/KK/DKDDDK/KDDDDDDKDT
pussy 523253871911169536103201940/00/337/522/1

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Player Chats
pussy lrd [11:19]: soz4ownage
pussy lrd [11:19]: soz4ownage
[11:15]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:14]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
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pussy WeBe [11:04]: [CB]Gold0raK: trolled by rules
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[9:41]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
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pussy lrd [9:30]: soz4ownage
[9:26]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
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[8:55]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
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pussy lrd [8:20]: soz4ownage
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[8:14]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
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pussy lrd [7:38]: soz4ownage
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[7:24]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
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[5:30]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
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pussy lrd [5:28]: soz4ownage
pussy lrd [5:28]: soz4ownage
[4:48]: The East Flak88 has been destroyed!
[4:47]: Both Flak88 guns have been destroyed!
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[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:13
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[6:56]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:55]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[6:48]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
pussy lrd [6:47]: XD
[6:13]: Main Gate has been destroyed!
[6:12]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:42]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
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pussy lrd [5:23]: soz4ownage
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[4:02]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
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pussy lrd [3:15]: SURE
[3:10]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:07]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
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[0:27]: The West Flak88 has been destroyed!
pussy lrd [0:26]: :D
pussy lrd [0:25]: :D
pussy lrd [0:25]: soz4ownage
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:13)
pussy WeBe [Warmup]: gut map
pussy lrd [11:54]: soz4ownage
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pussy lrd [11:54]: soz4ownage
pussy lrd [11:53]: :D
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pussy lrd [11:27]: soz4ownage
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[10:39]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
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[10:19]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[10:14]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:59]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
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[9:28]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
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pussy lrd [9:25]: soz4ownage
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pussy lrd [9:00]: soz4ownage
[8:50]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:45]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
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pussy lrd [8:31]: fuck off
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pussy Rong [8:12]: the fuck
pussy Rong [8:12]: ?
pussy lrd [7:54]: soz4ownage
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pussy lrd [7:31]: :D
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pussy Rong [7:30]: the fuck new maus?
[7:25]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
pussy lrd [7:22]: soz4ownage
pussy lrd [7:21]: soz4ownage
pussy lrd [7:11]: :D
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[4:56]: The Allied Truck is in position!
pussy lrd [4:40]: soz4ownage
pussy lrd [4:40]: soz4ownage
[4:32]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
pussy lrd [4:30]: soz4ownage
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pussy lrd [4:20]: soz4ownage
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pussy WeBe [3:59]: stay with pistol
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pussy lrd [3:41]: soz4ownage
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pussy lrd [2:00]: soz4ownage
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[0:08]: 8= MerlinatoR connected
pussy lrd [0:04]: soz4ownage
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
pussy lrd [Intermission]: gg
SHPOKEDy [Intermission]: i could quote webe now but
SHPOKEDy [Warmup]: dont wanna emberass him
pussy WeBe [Countdown]: my quotes are always free to be used
pussy WeBe [Countdown]: especially if they are true
SHPOKEDy [11:58]: ok
pussy lrd [11:58]: soz4ownage
pussy lrd [11:54]: soz4ownage
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pussy lrd [11:33]: NICE 999 LOL
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[10:27]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
pussy lrd [10:25]: soz4ownage
pussy lrd [10:23]: LOOOOOOOL
[9:57]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
pussy lrd [9:48]: :D
pussy lrd [9:48]: :D
pussy lrd [9:48]: soz4ownage
pussy lrd [9:48]: soz4ownage
[9:34]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
pussy lrd [9:28]: soz4ownage
pussy lrd [9:28]: soz4ownage
pussy lrd [9:28]: soz4ownage
pussy lrd [9:28]: soz4ownage
[9:24]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
pussy lrd [9:13]: :D
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pussy lrd [9:12]: soz4ownage
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pussy lrd [8:49]: soz4ownage
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[8:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:58]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
pussy lrd [7:44]: soz4ownage
pussy lrd [7:44]: soz4ownage
pussy lrd [7:43]: :D
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[7:10]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
pussy lrd [7:08]: soz4ownage
pussy lrd [7:07]: :D
[7:04]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
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[6:27]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
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pussy lrd [5:42]: soz4ownage
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pussy lrd [5:41]: :D
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[5:31]: The Allied Truck is in position!
pussy lrd [5:29]: :D
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pussy lrd [5:21]: :D
pussy lrd [5:20]: :D
pussy lrd [5:12]: soz4ownage
pussy lrd [5:11]: soz4ownage
pussy lrd [5:07]: soz4ownage
pussy WeBe [5:05]: [CB]Gold0raK: trolled by rules
pussy lrd [5:02]: soz4ownage
pussy lrd [4:57]: soz4ownage
[4:40]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:39]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[4:39]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[4:26]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
pussy lrd [4:08]: soz4ownage
pussy lrd [4:08]: soz4ownage
pussy lrd [4:02]: :D
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pussy lrd [4:01]: soz4ownage
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pussy lrd [3:33]: :D
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pussy lrd [3:16]: :D
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pussy lrd [3:09]: soz4ownage
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pussy lrd [2:21]: soz4ownage
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pussy lrd [2:01]: XDDDDDDD
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pussy lrd [1:38]: soz4ownage
pussy lrd [1:38]: soz4ownage
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pussy WeBe [1:01]: xd
pussy lrd [0:49]: :D
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pussy lrd [0:21]: soz4ownage
pussy lrd [0:20]: soz4ownage
pussy lrd [0:18]: :D
pussy lrd [0:16]: gg
[0:05]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 11:55 (original: 12:00)
pussy Rong [Intermission]: gg
IIYEKOP [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: pussy Rong disconnected
[Intermission]: PokeHdy disconnected
[Intermission]: SHPOKEDy disconnected
[Intermission]: IIYEKOP disconnected

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